Rangers Banter Archive August 13 2019

 

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13 Aug 2019 22:53:38
Wheres the bbc highlights when you realy, realy want them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.



14 Aug 2019 01:20:22
Haha, I know what you do e there. lol.



13 Aug 2019 22:49:20
Oli mcburnies tweet tho🤣🤣🤣 absolute legrnd.



13 Aug 2019 22:26:02
Let's not get too clever, we have a game to finish as well.



13 Aug 2019 22:37:39
Dont be silly. let's ram it right into them regardless.



13 Aug 2019 22:38:35
I was singing D I S C O singing D I S C O
I think I’ve seen the lights
PMSL at wee Lemon on SSN looks like he been sooking lemons all night.



13 Aug 2019 23:02:09
Disco lights fail to make champions league for 2nd season. Disco ball could make a shock return. You heard it here 1st.



14 Aug 2019 00:58:21
Burn baby burn DISCO inferno
Glitter ball and used disco lights on Gumtree
Brand new never been used for interested purposes
No longer needed £3million ONO
May swap for a decent defence
Call Neil on 0141 666 666.



14 Aug 2019 23:24:55
Headline writers everywhere.

Celtic flushed down the Cluj-ie.



13 Aug 2019 22:19:55
The best thing about tonight's result is that both teams will now play on a Sunday. When the dims where playing the Sat it was putting a wee bit of pressure on us to get a result on the Sunday. So now a level playing field.



13 Aug 2019 22:43:21
Lets try make the group stages 1st. They have a far easier tie in the play off round than us. (if we get there)



13 Aug 2019 23:28:32
Stewarty blue Aik will put them out of europa playoff.



13 Aug 2019 23:46:47
Don't know about that, AIK Stockholm are 2-1 up from the first leg and at home in the second. They are no mugs.



14 Aug 2019 08:46:33
For me gloating comes back to bite you on the arse and has many times for us. Let's stay humble and go about our business in a professional way and hopefully our performances will speak volumes in what could be an amazing season for us .



13 Aug 2019 22:14:53
Ma new second favourite team has to be, Cluj. 🤣😂💙♥️🇬🇧.



13 Aug 2019 22:03:56
That was like a win for US there lads. I will be gobsmacked if they spend another 5 million or above. We have absolutely nothing to fear from this mobbed. We will beat them in september. I have no doubts about that. I hope every last one of them are hurting tonight.



13 Aug 2019 22:07:59
As i said elsewhere, lennon MUST stay. Tactical genius lol. Spends 10 Million on defenders and leaves on bench. Plays one of their best mids at left back.

Please mr lennon, play the same team at IBROX.



13 Aug 2019 22:15:03
Chooses a first eleven about as well as he chooses toothpaste.



13 Aug 2019 22:17:10
Get they disco lights on chaps.



13 Aug 2019 22:17:50
Neil lennon wasn't wanted by a lot of them when rodgers made an a**e of them and left them in the rubbish.
They are worried there's no doubt about it. If we beat the teams we're supposed to beat, then i'm confident we'll win the league this season. So much for their tyre lips captain. He was seemingly dire and played like the old man he is. Our midfield will run over him at ibrox on the 1st of september. As for neil lemon playing calum mcgregor at left back, 😂😂 tactical genius NOT! The rangers are about to take over and their tears are about to flow.



13 Aug 2019 22:18:47
They have messed up big time with that debacle and just as well they got the cash for Tierney! Interesting to see if he gets anymore cash to spend and what happened to the £7 million centre half😬🇬🇧.



13 Aug 2019 22:21:22
Slimjim, Lennon can play any team he wants against us I still believe we will give them a beating it won't be long till they calling for Lennon to leave.



13 Aug 2019 23:47:54
Straight jacket ordered.



14 Aug 2019 00:44:31
Brilliant Snell, you’re being nice to him suggesting that he even uses toothpaste.



14 Aug 2019 22:13:49
They pages are quality reading.



13 Aug 2019 17:48:46
I hope Ibrox is thunderous on Thursday. Used to be like that when I grew up and you just hoped you got out alive. Nothing beats that atmosphere.



13 Aug 2019 19:42:21
totally agree kf

loudest i’ve heard ibrox on euro nights mccoist 2-1 vs leeds, hateley 2-2 vs marseilles reyna 2-0 vs parma and who can forget big nizzy vs bruges!

whole place absl rocking.



13 Aug 2019 20:13:40
Parma game was special and can remember the porto 3-2 game been some atmosphere aswel.



13 Aug 2019 23:26:33
Nothing will ever beat the Kiev game absolutely rocking.



14 Aug 2019 02:09:53
Paul86 Took the words out my mouth mate. Porto was the loudest game I've ever been at. Parma was a cracker too. Mind in the first one Barry done a wee turn and left Dino Baggio spinning in circles. was class.



13 Aug 2019 17:25:36
Really do hope that ryan jack stays at rangers for the rest of his career. He's becoming the complete midfielder under gerrard and is still only 27 years old, with his peak years still in front of him. Ryan Jack is a rangers supporter and he clearly loves playing for us, so its a strong possibility that he could commit to staying with rangers,
for the duration of his career. He's playing some stuff.



13 Aug 2019 17:46:58
You are really waxing lyrical there coop mate! 😉.



13 Aug 2019 19:37:10
My lyrical has never been so waxed. Or should that read my wax has never been so lyrical. COULD NEVER GET THAT RIGHT Snell.



13 Aug 2019 21:06:08
🤣 brilliant. Helluva response, I must say, that these are the best, responses I have read, . today! I don’t know about you guys?



13 Aug 2019 21:14:09
🤣🤣 class chat lads. Hope you know it is all in jest coop mate!



13 Aug 2019 21:55:59
Of course i do snell. Its all good funny banter amongst all bears together. I've most definitely been laughing myself. 😂.



13 Aug 2019 22:10:53
Only one thing gave me bigger laugh this evening Coop mate, the green and white pile of sh*te! Hail hail? More like fail fail 🤣 they disco lights will be gathering dust by now!



14 Aug 2019 05:19:52
Wee Rod will need to arrange a concert to get some use out of they lights.



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13 Aug 2019 16:50:14
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13 Aug 2019 16:37:04
Think we need to help our friends in France. I suppose if neymar doesn’t want to play for them he can come here. No guarantee of a start though.



13 Aug 2019 17:06:46
And drop who? We should maybe take him and play him in cup games 👌.



13 Aug 2019 13:16:43
I see Cummings would like to come back. I would take him as a backup striker. We played him as a lone striker, which was not his preferred position. His goal to game ratio was decent.



13 Aug 2019 15:11:23
Hes garbage. And we still play with 1 striker. couldn't even get a game for Luton.



13 Aug 2019 15:21:49
IMO brings nothing to the party attitude stinks.



13 Aug 2019 15:32:14
Gerlife no chance, we r trying to win league.



13 Aug 2019 16:28:36
rubbish attitude below average player . No thanks .



13 Aug 2019 16:49:55
Decent lad, seemed really well liked about the dressing room, but wouldn't even get near our bench.



13 Aug 2019 17:07:40
Bring him back for the banter lol.



13 Aug 2019 18:20:41
paul 86 Defoe couldn't get a game for bournmouth but when he gets to Ibrox the buzz gives him the extra yard and his desire to win goes up. don't compare us to luton.



13 Aug 2019 18:45:35
Guys, if ger4life would like us to sign jason cummings as a backup striker to morelos and defoe, he's perfectly entitled to have his opinion. We can't all have the same opinions. Its certainly not as bad an Idea as some on here, would try and have you believe.



13 Aug 2019 18:55:46
difference is he had his chance here and was rank, can't play as lone striker and surely you aren't suggesting we change our format to fit in cummings.



13 Aug 2019 19:18:12
More chance rangers signing neymar than the signing Cummings.
Geesa I would change format to play Cummings up front with Grado.



13 Aug 2019 20:16:12
Jyf that make no sense. Defoe couldn't get a game in premier league. Cummings couldn't get off the bench at league 1 luton.



13 Aug 2019 20:49:03
think the team has moved on from boys like Cummings.



13 Aug 2019 21:30:59
Supercoop, we all know you had a soft spot for Cummings and if you still believe he is good enough you are entitled to your opinion. The boy has a toxic attitude and is no where near good enough.



13 Aug 2019 10:26:16
I'm totally loving all these former players and so called football experts say that the dims still have the best team by far and with a war chest of 40 plus million will continue to dominate Scottish.

Now I'm no football expert and have never claimed to be, but what will say is that the dims are not a better team but a more consistent team based on last season as apart from the first half of the first old firm our team dominated these games and mostly total outplayed the dims esp at Ibrox.

As for the 40 million war chest. Again I'm no financial expert but come sense tells me, that if you bid say 8 million for a player, he is going to want 8 million price bracket wages ie 30k plus per week and the dims will not pay that esp with the issues they have had with trying to reduce their wage budget.

Imo the dims are where we where last season with several players needing to bed in and get use to their style of play. So far this season they have played well, however on the 2 occasions that they have faced a better quality team, they have only managed to scrape a draw.



13 Aug 2019 10:49:11
I’m not worried about our head to heads v them as we are good enough to beat them at least the two home games, our ability to break teams down that sit right in is not as good as them and they have midfielders who are better at shooting from distance which helps when teams are sat in. To be champions you need to beat the rest and let the Head to head games take care of themselves, you could probably beat every one else and not win an OF and be champions.



13 Aug 2019 11:24:10
When have they ever spent £40 million in real terms on players?
Hartson said we were £100 million away from them! Didn’t we play them off the park twice at Ibrox? And the 2nd game at Parkhead it took Brown to cheat to help the supposedly superior Celtic win and even then with 10 men we gave them a torrid time.
Consistency was our downfall. Grinding out results was our downfall.
Well I think the Killie game on a difficult pitch, after a European game could have been points dropped in the past . But we kept going and got all 3 points even though we never played well.
It’s definitely game on this season. 👍.



13 Aug 2019 13:25:44
Surely being consistent is a measure of being a better team. Pretty sure Aberdeen could lay the same claim against us considering they had a better head to head last season. Our squad is definitely stronger this season but the team needs to prove it on the park before we get ahead of ourselves.



13 Aug 2019 14:12:37
Agree with above and as I see it they have to spend it in a fortnight for it to make any difference.



13 Aug 2019 09:57:51
I said I wouldn't watch it this season, but I couldn't resist watching Sportscene on Sunday. The faces of these muppets Stewart and Thompson was a delight to behold, reluctant praise was actually given but Stewart still had to refer to Hibs having a man sent off.



13 Aug 2019 10:07:23
Fancy that, a football pundit commenting on a red card within a game of football that he's being paid to analyse. Whatever next.



13 Aug 2019 11:17:48
I’ll have a pint of Stewarts tears at the end of the season to toast #55 👍 🍺.



13 Aug 2019 11:55:55
Doiger I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist seeing they two clowns suffering lol.



13 Aug 2019 07:41:43
2 games in and its well underway. Rangers only won because of the ref sending hibs player off. Nothing being said about some dodgy decisions at Fir Park tho, i. e Nick Walsh failing to give Motherwell a penalty at 1-1 when the game was end to end.



13 Aug 2019 09:56:48
I don't care about them! we have had the hardest draw for the start of the season! And we are doing great I've said before and I will say it again the first seven of our league campaign will determine our season.



13 Aug 2019 05:49:03
Anybdoy waatched simon ferrys interview with davie robertson yet? Brilliant storiez. What a left back he was. Could be done with him in that slot now.



13 Aug 2019 10:13:00
Brilliant watch👍.



13 Aug 2019 11:16:36
Yeah, Robertson was a fantastic player with full commitment. You look at Barasic who has undoubted ability but lacks total heart🇬🇧.



13 Aug 2019 12:44:56
Theres a documentary about Davie Robertson managing in Kashmir. Its brilliant.



13 Aug 2019 17:51:31
Saw that mrgrumpy, mad scottish guy shouting and swearing at these players who don't have a clue what he is saying. They just sit there and look at him with that blank look😂👍.



Review Of The Day 13th August 2019

13 Aug 2019 07:39:01
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12 Aug 2019 22:23:44
As much as I like kent, I really hope it's a striker. A good out and out striker would be the last part of the jigsaw. 55 here we come.



13 Aug 2019 00:14:09
Not much point going big on a striker who won't playo.



13 Aug 2019 08:52:03
I agree Ger4life we need another striker Defoe will not play every game and if Morelos gets injured we are left with one striker for every game I’d like to see a good Hately still striker which would give us options to go two up or when teams sit in and defend to play high balls into the box.



13 Aug 2019 09:15:14
Good point Herewego55.We do need to sign a different type of striker to alfredo morelos and the evergreen,
sorry everblue jermain defoe. We need a big robust, good in the air striker. But you're correct mate we can't spend big or really get a striker who is a regular at a big club, as they would be 3rd choice behind morelos and defoe. No class striker would come to be a back up striker, to either of these two. We have to probably scour to find an upcoming big decent striker who's prepared and got time to bide his time.



13 Aug 2019 10:30:54
Mirko Marec- Osijek-Croatian , been linked with him in the past . Different type of striker. Affordable and talented.
Could do a job .



13 Aug 2019 13:30:23
someone mentioned Wilfred bony as a potential signing. 30 years old, built like a tank, available on a free.



 
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