16 Nov 2025 20:44:43
I'm hearing there's a riot in morningside tonight. Cups of tea and scones being thrown at police. The wee embra wifies are furious at the calamitous Scotland collapse.
Local resident Farquar Finlayson said he'd never anything like it. " A rock cake hit me in the head " Edinburgh has been put under martial law.
16 Nov 2025 22:17:26
The Empire biscuit has fallen.
16 Nov 2025 22:21:01
? nice one parlane.
16 Nov 2025 22:33:10
Pure beasts over there, should lock up the lot of them, deviants, vagabonds and heathens, the sheer ignorance and waste of clotted cream is astounding in this day and age, bring back hanging I say.
16 Nov 2025 23:05:02
Rock cakes in Embra, whatever next.
17 Nov 2025 01:25:56
Heard it was started by crawford and finlay.
{Ed078's Note - is that a Billy Connelly reference? :)
17 Nov 2025 01:35:02
Storm in a tea cup. Brill Parlane. Great to have you back mate.
17 Nov 2025 08:01:34
A couple of "penguins" broke out the zoo as they fancied a "time out", and took a "taxi" hotly pursued by "garry baldy", but they were "jammie dodgers" and made their "breakaway".
17 Nov 2025 11:13:08
Fork ???????????.
17 Nov 2025 11:29:58
Since the penguins made their Breakaway hope they don't eat any rubbish, that would upset their Digestive system.
17 Nov 2025 11:59:28
Liked that Fork ? very fortunate in the taxi when the wagon wheel fell off.
17 Nov 2025 14:27:19
I was told it was that wee minty TimTam that started the riot. ?????????.