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20 Mar 2020 20:04:42
Did you hear about the guy who couldn't swim- he fell out a tree and broke his leg.

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20 Mar 2020 20:34:59
Paddy is running down the road behind a bus and Mick shouts "why you running behind the bus Paddy", Paddy replies " saving myself £1.20. Mick replies " you'll save a lot more running behind a taxi, Paddy"

20 Mar 2020 22:16:47
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe and spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science and mathematics.
He makes friends with the tribe's chief and his wife and they all live happily for some time.
One day the chief's wife gives birth to a white child.
The word spreads and the entire tribe is in shock.

The chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look, you are the only white man we've ever seen around here, and my wife gave birth to a white child.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened! "

The professor replied, "No, chief, you're mistaken.
What we have here is a natural occurrence what we in the civilized world call an albino!
Look at that field over there.
All the sheep are white except for one black one.
Nature does this on occasion. "

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what.
You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about the white kid. "

20 Mar 2020 22:24:33
Sorry mull no being cheeky but like most of your posts I don’t get that?

21 Mar 2020 06:54:44
Geezadod, good one mate, made me laugh, . cheers.

21 Mar 2020 08:04:18
what is the difference between a new wife and a new job? After 2 years the job still sucks.



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