Rangers Banter Archive March 18 2020

 

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18 Mar 2020 20:21:55
Well we know at least one Hearts player who won't be taking a pay cut!



18 Mar 2020 21:03:46
The 🐀 RAT😭🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧.



18 Mar 2020 21:15:30
Hate to be a d! ck but Naismith took a pay cut at us did he not? Sure the all had to for a few weeks? Or am I taking Gladys Knight?



19 Mar 2020 07:11:21
I r correct coi. We should sign hickey for buttons as if they refuse pay cut they will be offered a termination.



19 Mar 2020 08:03:37
Yes John that sound good to me. Budgie wouldn’t be long changing her mind and then it would be hush money to certain players with the club going into turmoil! Her attitude towards all her staff is disgusting!



19 Mar 2020 09:08:42
C of ibrox, yes i think they all took a pay cut for so long, but once situ was explained fully, they were tripping each other up, to get out the door quickest mate.



18 Mar 2020 19:59:37
I was painting my room till a sweat was pouring from me the missus said why you wearing a parka and a leather jacket I said it says on the tin for best results put 2 coats on.



18 Mar 2020 21:03:08
No bad.



18 Mar 2020 21:28:22
Man walked into a psychiatrist, says "Doctor, I have a problem. People tell me I'm turning into a dog. "
The psychiatrist asks him to lie down on the couch.
The man replies, "I'm not allowed on the couch. "



18 Mar 2020 22:11:44
Why do elephants have four feet?

Because they'd look stupid with six inches!



18 Mar 2020 19:57:17
Wee Anne won't budge.



18 Mar 2020 18:45:32
The schools are closing as of friday with no clear indication of when they will reopen again. I declare my daughter to have passed all her standard grade exams with flying blue colours. Well if wee Lenny Bhoy can do it without putting the work in, so can she?



18 Mar 2020 18:52:12
C of ibrox, a cracker mate, made me laugh pal,



19 Mar 2020 09:00:04
C_of_Ibrox,
I've told mine when the time comes to sit them do 75% walk out, you'll be awarded pass marks on a technicality. 😂😂.



19 Mar 2020 12:19:52
🤣🤣🤣🤣 its awrite laughing lads lol.



18 Mar 2020 18:36:49
Said this the other night that clubs would struggle now hearts asking players to take 50% wage cut. i wonder if steve Naismith shall take a cut.



18 Mar 2020 19:10:40
Probably just leave and deny they exist.



18 Mar 2020 19:34:48
Will Budgie help with her millions off wealth or obviously she’s thought enough is enough ✌️.



18 Mar 2020 19:58:35
agree yately

bransons asking his virgin staff to take 8 weeks unpaid leave - no wages for 2months . he’s worth billions

there’s a massive human element to football here lads that’s going to hit hard after the virus has gone

we need some perspective.



18 Mar 2020 18:53:31
Fauldhouse bear, we all know what that bag done at our place, once he got of the table'



19 Mar 2020 09:01:30
Trev no7, i think things like this are a scandal, people like that don't ever deserve to have that kind of money, nobody does, but to be so tight with it should be an indictment, money made round to go round.



Declan Rice

18 Mar 2020 16:41:49
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new player profile about, Declan Rice



18 Mar 2020 15:36:48
I see Dundee utd have came out and said they wouldn't want the championship title on a technicality which I think is really good of them only team screaming for a title is the guys in the East end.



18 Mar 2020 19:16:31
If it transpires the leagues are made null and void and Dundee Utd have to do all the hard work again I will on a personal level forgive them for their negatively towards us in the recent past. Well done Dundee Utd for rising above, class. My gut now says the leagues will be null and void and prize money dished out based on league position as of today, I think that's a fair comprise.



18 Mar 2020 21:09:45
If the league is void dundee united will be in a world of trouble. They went all out this year to get up. Shankland getting paid 5 times more than anybody else.



19 Mar 2020 00:06:07
Paul86, so Shankland is on £2.5k a week, means the others are on £500 a week, and that is 'all out'? Doubt it.



19 Mar 2020 08:56:42
Sangil, aye, but our friends from the east wouldn't be saying so, if we were top of the league, fact.



18 Mar 2020 15:29:18
Reckon we are all going to be asked to self isolate soon with few places open
Mrs suggested i decorate house
Any constructive ideas i could use to avoid such pain? 😂.



18 Mar 2020 17:28:29
Tell her paint might be contaminated and you can’t bring into house.



18 Mar 2020 17:50:02
Tell her that’s a brilliant idea then when we self isolate tell her you’re not allowed to go to b&q so you’ll do it when all this is over.
Alternatively tell her you want a night of sex for every room you decorate! That should do the trick.



18 Mar 2020 18:01:52
Wow al paint Tillas hoose top to bottom if that’s the case.



18 Mar 2020 18:39:13
Lol alloa, what does agreeing on the colours and sugar soaping the paintwork get him!



18 Mar 2020 19:11:41
A night of sex? If I got my end away per room in our house she would still only need to find a spare half hour 🤣🤣.



18 Mar 2020 22:39:39
Wow Snell, some staying power man.



19 Mar 2020 08:51:29
Don't worry mate, my Mrs has a thing about wallpaper.



19 Mar 2020 08:54:14
Some clear gel under the nose fake cough your too ill to move mate paint fumes will make it worse self isolate in front of tv lol.



18 Mar 2020 18:56:17
Tillidie, easy mate, tell her indoors youve took up baking mate, she will help you, lol.



19 Mar 2020 09:02:11
Snell, a half hour, if this shrinks another inch i will need to sit down to pee,



18 Mar 2020
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18 Mar 2020 15:41:19
Forties charlie. i worked on and off there for years. No danger that place downmanning during corona virus haha. Chap on till its crumbled in the sea.



18 Mar 2020 15:48:17
Fortiescharlie, there you are, lol, happy bithday mate, hope you have a good birthday pal.



19 Mar 2020 09:03:18
Fortiescharlie, l, that's a beauty for the bold timmalloy, mate, his morgtage is clear thru his betting the suits, guys in suits will be coming for him, guys in white suits.



18 Mar 2020 02:38:14
Nostradamus has mentioned
Wild fires. Tick.
Flooding. Tick
Deadley virus. Tick.
Nope. No mention of any bhoys getting 9 in a row.
Just a bit of banter!



18 Mar 2020 09:26:48
When did he play for the rangers?



18 Mar 2020 10:58:25
You forgot to mention tempest Howauld.

Think he played 25 BC, Mols (25 Before Celtic) ha ha.



18 Mar 2020 12:07:19
aye he played for Montpellier lol.



18 Mar 2020 13:01:25
Of course the smellies will want to kn if he was on an ebt.



18 Mar 2020 15:34:42
Fortiescharlie, not seen any posts from you today mate, but happy birthday pal.



18 Mar 2020 00:24:10
If they decide the league has to be played to a finish what happens to loan players and if it runs past June will you be allowed to play new players.? So many questions that have not been looked at, personally do not see how it will be possible to play it to a finish, to many ifs and buts, with the way this virus is beginning to spike it's only going to get worse and anybody that thinks we will be back playing football any time soon are nuts. The main thing is keeping people safe and the only way to do that is a total shutdown and even then there's no guarantees.



{Ed001's Note - that has been looked at and the suggestion is month to month contracts to reach until the end of the season.}

18 Mar 2020 11:50:59
What player in his right mind would sign a one month contract and get injured when he could possibly sign a 4 year deal somewhere else? ✌️.



{Ed001's Note - they would be insured and if it is agreed all clubs would be involved and would probably put on hold transfers until it is all done.}

18 Mar 2020 15:05:46
Tend to agree with u Ed. Not that important to gers as unlikely to win anything.



{Ed001's Note - it is not even certain that football will be able to resume in time anyway. At the moment it is all academic until we know when the country can return to normal.}

 
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