Rangers Banter Archive October 06 2011

 

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06 Oct 2011 23:11:54
Hi just to let all of you guys in on this. We will be holding another protest at our next home game but not against the SNP. It will be to get Fat Sally out,
the reason being he cant change a game when it isnt going in our favour and he has lost the dressing room. Someone has to speak up for the fans and we will be the voice of the Rangers fans once again. They left Walter in the job too long and look what happened is it going to take another defeat to Malmo or a team like that?

Bluenoses. Join us hand in hand.

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Celtic fan I assume. Things are going good at the peak of the table so why change anything. Gotta watch our near rivals Motherwell and keep the pressure on.

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I think this guy needs to be put in a straight jacket and carted away.

GovanFR

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This was posted literally like for like on the celtic page lol, what a pile of pish.

rangers dressing room is clearly one unit. 4iar here we come.

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I have never heard so much pish in my life ally mcoist is the man he is a legend and see you your just a sad little person who is depressed about your team being s**te and Neil lemon is a crap manager yous wish yous had a manager like super ally but yous don't because ally mcoist will always be a better manager then stinky lemon so i advise you to go back your your daft wee pals in the manky mob end and talk about winning the league in about 10 years time if yous are lucky

campbell

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Miko or Dimalloy, who's your money on this being lads?

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Ed007, haha.......miko

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This mince could have been posted by miko,or timaloy,or anyone of those celtic minded halfwits they are always quick to blame their woes on others i,e referees, the press, judges and juries and no doubt somewhere along the line h.m.r.c when things do not go the way they want, but who do they blame for a lack of good education reggietheblue

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06 Oct 2011 20:57:50
I cant believe people would come on here and even mention replacing a player like Jelavic with the likes of zamora or O'Connor, O'Connor especially is absolutely terrible did anyone go to the game on sat?? you should appreciate him while we have him as he is a TOP class striker who also plays for one of the best national sides in europe, and when you go to ibrox you see everything he does off the ball aswell as on it, hes been carrying an injury for 4 weeks now aswell but because we mucked up the transfer window weve been playing him, also we play in a certain way which most of the time does not suit his style of play, but people suggesting he is unhappy obviously dont watch rangers than often and go by word of mouth, every time we score and he scores he goes wild absolutely loves the club. If we sold him and he goes 1) i wudent blame him he signed for europe and he shud be playing at that level but because our squad were so crap he never got that chance 2) we wud get good money for him and could find an ideal replacement 3) the fact a guy as bad as stevie whittiker is on a bigger contract that him would make any good player want to leave!!

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It was Jelavic's and Naismiths Sitters that caused us the games in europe

So maybe the big guy does owe us, Eh?

Rikkisixx.

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06 Oct 2011 20:43:39
read earlier on fb that gazza will be on the pitch at ibrox at half time of the rangers vs st mirren game on saturday 15th october. the legend returns!!

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With a fishing rod,some chicken,and a few cans lol

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This will make us look stupid he might be a legend but is now short of a couple of marbles

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I have no doubt that it is super Ally who is behind it. He and Gazza were best of buddies and if it helps P.G, then I'm all for it. The boy needs a freind and a place like Ibrox on a Saturday afternoon should be able to provide the boy with a fair few thousand freinds. I wish Gazza all the best and will certainly be standing applauding a Rangers great and the return of a member of the Rangers family. Rangers 'til I die

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06 Oct 2011 20:23:31
Here's a question for our visitor miko or should I say resident has the fact never occured we neil and his backroom staff really hav nt got a clue on signings I keep hearing tinkering changing tactics he can't because what he has signed is simply s**te I hear how izzy keyal worth big money pants by whom their only a bit better than what was their where were the offers I always make a point of watching them before we play them start of season and dear me not in the least bit worried do I think leauge is won no I don't but it will b and as for sutty s remarks hilarious just wants all u daftys to line his pockets again and u will miko please come jump the dyke u know u want to b a winner welcome to a better standard of life gbtq

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Eh?.....miko

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06 Oct 2011 19:50:21
Can I just say that I'm a bear through and through and I come on here to see what the general bears chat is but yet all I seem to be reading is all the b****cks from that tool Miko??

Is there any chance that the ed's on here could tell him to gtf over to the runners-up page and let us talk about what's important........Glasgow Rangers!!

Mean, does this guy have mental issues or something because from where I'm sitting, Celtic don't exactly have hee haw to be shouting about??


What's your input ed?

Derek Bear {Ed014's Note - Anyone is allowed to post on any site.As long as the post isn't offensive we are fine with it.It is a banter site after all.

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Your more easy going than ed007-ed014

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Aye ed, but the guy has no banter. His patter is p7sh, end of. {Ed001's Note - so skip his posts then.}

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06 Oct 2011 19:40:52
We should go for Jordan Rhodes and Scott Allen in January. Both young lads with big futures in the game BHW

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06 Oct 2011 19:35:45
Fellow bears. If there was a prize for the biggest walloper who would win?? Miko, a person of the highest order, thick, deluded etc etc. Dimalloy or ed007 same person? CFC1967 or whatever the choob is calling himself these days or Lenny the spanner.?? I know loadsa Timothy's and even they cant stand these guys as they give their club and fans a bad name.

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Who is this? Firstly, you call me a walloper and then you call me a person of the highest order. lol.

What a donk, lol......Miko

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Lol, they all in their own right could win

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Think you'll find the ed changed what i really called you to "person" as you well know clackerbag. Lmao off at yer pishy posts. Is Miko our winner? Maybe you will finally win something this season Miko lol lol. {Ed014's Note - The filter edits out certain words itself to save us time.

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06 Oct 2011 19:27:32
Have to say bears, we've had a great start to the season and look good for our lead - however, i'm net getting carried away, there's plenty of time for us to slip up and a small chance that we'll look like idiots at the end of the season for thinking we've won it at this stage. I've just been thinking, during the summer we were looking for some attacking midfielders (and we look to have gotten some good ones in Bedoya and McKay too), yet it seems to me that the solution has been at rangers all along, Fleck. This guys been touted as the scottish Wayne rooney (possibly a bit far) but i think he's due a run of games. He's better than Wylde so if he gets a chance, why can't fleck get a look in? I think the loan move to sheffield would have done him good, but i think he deserves a chance as looked to be a real player when he was younger. Thoughts? Muzz

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I would like to see him get a full game,he looks as though he has a good touch n pass.

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Fleck supposedly has a terrible attitude, doesn't work hard enough, has no respect for the management etc. Far too big for his boots. If true this will hold him back and he'll end up a part-time nobody.

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Posted before, Fleck will go but only when HE is ready! Fallout with McCoist is bigger than has been reported. No way back. Plan was to loan him and then sell him if he impresses, but as you have seen he has already blocked 2 loan moves...

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06 Oct 2011 19:21:18
Lol...
Well there you have it, Mick the Bhoy and CFC 67 are the same person, sad or what.
You just couldn't make it up lolol

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Oh dear, how embarrassing!....it's probably one of you lot, lol....Miko

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06 Oct 2011 19:16:24
i know this is nowt to do with Gers, but i heard o'connor got off with diving against St.johnstone.
I've just watched the re-run. Naisy was guilty for swinging the arm. O'connor is guilty of swinging the lead.

I hope he has his name down for the high diving at the olympics cos he'll win hands down.

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06 Oct 2011 19:11:54
Hello, hello, we are HMRC
Hello, hello, we are HMRC
Up to our knees in Rangers debt
We are the Queen's bailiff boys........

Haha, haha, ha ha haha ha ha....Miko

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Miko, I actually love that you have become reliant on HMRC yo help you out. Celtic backdoor specialists since 1888.

GovanFR

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06 Oct 2011 19:01:00
Give me joy in my heart HMRC, give me joy in my heart I pray.......lol

Miko

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Miko or is it thicko i was the one that said if you didnt open your gub then know one would know you know you were stupid you go on about HMRC taking us to court so what were not guilty until proved guilty so before coming on here and giving us your drivel get your facts right and geese peece ass--e (GERman for life)

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You know what Miko? You used to annoy me, get under my skin.... now I just feel sorry for you.

Every time I come on here to see what the Bears are saying the first name I see is yours, are you really that infatuated with Rangers?

There is a world outside the Internet, you should try it sometime mate

Mark WATP

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What? The same internet you use, lol....Miko

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That's not even good so why post it.

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06 Oct 2011 18:35:12
Ref:
I live in england mate and they bloody well do harp on about it! thats all you hear them talk about.mind you the slime talk about the cup they have what about the cup winners cup we have watp

Haha, absolutely priceless. Is that your retort? A cup that's defunct? And you lot say I clutch at straws! You lot are as bright as a dark night, lol. Ah, the banter!

Hail Hail.....Miko

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Miko, your a bit of a nipple, my old man was in Barcelona and he loved winning the cup winners cup. It was a great achievement. Smelltic's win in the European cup was fantastic for Scotland and its nice that one if ours won it before an English team. Bit tragic to bring it up just now, only because you's are having a nightmare in the league.

WATP

pappy

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It's no European Cup though, is it? Good for your dad pal, pleased he was pleased. I genuinely mean that! Really, I am......Miko

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Nope its not, still pretty good though.

Thanks Miko, I'm pleased your pleased he's pleased.

pappy

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Miko, the trophy you won is defunct now too, was replaced by the champions league in 92 but you were probably not alive to remember that. Or maybe just had your eyes and ears shut as we stormed to nine in a row. Another point your always harping on bout Celtic being the first to do something, the one that gets me laughing is you were the first to do 3inarow, when 9 titles have been won in a row who gives a flute about 3. I know a modern progressive club like rangers don't, it's all about 4 for us now ;) stop living in the past buddy the only thing that matters is the present and the future. Look at sheffield Wednesday do u think they wouldn't swap being the oldest football club in the world for some of man city's millions. Reciting History gets you nothing it's how you learn from it and move forward. {Ed001's Note - it is Sheffield FC that is the oldest club in the world, not Wednesday, they are a non-league side. I know it doesn't make any difference to your point, but it is very important to the club, so thought I would point it out in case anyone else didn't realise.}

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I stand corrected Ed

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06 Oct 2011 16:47:40
Just seen this on the BBC News site that Police may be investigating the alleged sectarian singing at the recent Hearts v Celtic Match.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15191636

Lets just wait and see what, if anything at all is done about it.

You cant single out the Rangers support with this new legislation and ignore it at other grounds.

Blue Bear

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You do realise Its the Hearts fans they are investigating.

Mark67

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Rangers fans should be lodging complaints, the same way that they did. Rangers 'til I die

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But it's not just Hearts fans they're investigating.... you can read Mark67, aye?

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Inmade an official complaint bout the singing at the hearts Celtic game and this is the reply I got. I complained to the spl and sfa.


Thank you for your email.
 
Your complaint will be considered alongside reports, if any, from the Police Match Commander, the Referee and / or his Assistants, the SPL Match Delegate and the Clubs involved in the League Match in question.  In the event that this review leads to the opinion that there has been a failure by either Club to discharge their respective requirements under SPL Rules H7.5 and H7.6 then the SPL Board may initiate disciplinary proceedings.
 
Either the SPL Board or a committee of the SPL Board or a Commission appointed by the SPL Board would determine, following a hearing, whether there has in fact been any breach of or failure to fulfil the SPL Rules.  Any Commission so appointed shall comprise at least three members and, in the event of an allegation of a breach of SPL Rules H7.5 or H7.6, the chairman of the Commission shall be an advocate or solicitor of not less than 10 years standing.
 
In the event that the relevant body above determines that there has indeed been a breach of or failure to fulfil the SPL Rules then it might apply any of a wide range of sanctions.  Any Club so sanctioned has the right of appeal to the Scottish Football Association.
 
Regards

Everyone should make a complaint and something will be done.

Haw

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I get by, thanks for askin

Mark67

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06 Oct 2011 16:27:21
Sutton is bitter, twisted, biased, and a madman. He has no class, no respect and is stirring up the chasers with complete and utter nonsense in order to sell his book. Any-one who buys into this sad individuals pathetic sales pitch deserves to get totally fleeced by this complete rubbernut, class is NOT a word associated with this madman. Rangers 'til I die

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Remember his petted lip when we beat Dunfermline to win the title....

"but, but we knew they'd lie down" ha round ye ya fud

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LMAO, It was totally lost on ALL of them, that if Thompson had scored his pen, they would have retained the title ! Let the misery continue for them.... Rangers 'til I die
ps: Did Killie play their part too then ? and did they not threaten 'pars players ? The irony stinks !

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Haha, Chris Sutton's a Legend and he did exactly what he intended to do, put your club and players in their place, we dominated you lot when he was up here. Of course he's gonna give the G@rs pelters, what do you expect!? Even the great Lionel Messi gets tore in, lol.....Miko

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Who the hell is chris sutton? pmsl .. if we needed anything else to spur us on we have it. he's just made it a whole lot worse for sellik. too effin easy just too effin easy !

r.t.i.d

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06 Oct 2011 16:11:28
I heard a rumour that Chris Sutton and Peter Lawell are a pair of bunnetts and come May they are going to get all there jibes and comments rammed right down their throats!

Hooper worth £29m, you shoul have sold him when you had the chance!

Rangers are fragile and don't have bottle, if only that were true then we wouldn't be chasing a 4th title on the spin.

Both a pair of jokers-diluded jokers.

East Enclosure Loyal

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Seems to have rattled your cage. I think he was spot on Rangers squads poor, after the january sales It'll be even worse.

Mark67

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Still humping you lot

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Chasers seem to forgot we've already had our injury problems at start of the season. big jela, lafferty wallace, weir, wee naisy banned and we're still top of the food chain. holla. go back to your own page marky bhoy o bhoy 67.

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Still be too good for you chasers though, back to the runners up page with you. Whats on you're mind, eh ? continually monitoring the Champions page, you have more to worry about with that bunch of losers in ra 'oops............ 4 in a row

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Long way to go, you've had players out for the odd game or 2 but any long term injuries to key players and you'll struggle especially up front. Nothing decided in October. I'm away back to ma own page now, I enjoyed our chat.

Mark67

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Mark, Big Jela' missed 3-4 months last season, we were STILL too good for you AND, we were in Europa league after new year, 2 games yeah, but still in it. Enjoying your misery m8, AndyPandy63

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06 Oct 2011 15:31:25
I do think that Cuellar will sign a pre-contract with Rangers, we should have sold Whittaker for a couple million and could play Cuellar at RB WHEN he's back but then Whittaker can be class when he's on form. It's a shame his confidence is low at the minute but he is definitely a very good player.

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06 Oct 2011 13:39:19
Anyone know who the scorers were in the closed-door match against Fleetwood Town?

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Nope, All I know that it was 4-0 and it was all younger players and reserves playing for us.

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Dont know scorers, tho by looking at pics on Fleetwood site I think McCabe got one. Also Fleck was captain even tho Weir started.

Rangers: Alexander, Broadfoot, McMillan, Hegarty, Weir, McCulloch, Bendiks, Fleck, McCabe, Kerkar, Ortiz;

subs: Main, Mitchell, Wiktorski, Crawford, Gallagher

Bazza Bear

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06 Oct 2011 12:42:56
MOVES LIKE SHAGGER 4 in a ROW is coming na na na na

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06 Oct 2011 12:28:20
Rangers fan who threatened to shoot Neil Lennon given community service. Words fail me about the so called justice system in this country. Mick the Bhoy

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If that's true what you say mick well that is absolutely shocking.
Followfollow81

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Like celtic fans have done to novo ,rickson, mcgregor,and nothing was done ...

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I told my mate when he borrowed my car that if he smashed it i'd kill him. I wonder if i'll be convicted of making death threats? was this the guy who put it on the internet? if so i think community service is harsh. not as if he made any attempt to get at lennon like the packages he was sent, Which is out of order

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Followfollow81, you and Germinator seem to the only two reasonable bears on both sites. To all the others any threat of violence should be condemned by all fans. Mick the bhoy

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Mick/cfc lol what ever you want to be called thanks anyway lol. What will your new handle be? Lol

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06 Oct 2011 10:22:18
Gazza doing half time draw for St Mirren game!

Bazza Bear

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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot, Gazza's Here For 4 IN A ROW!!

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06 Oct 2011 09:44:42
Chris Sutton says he think Rangers have players that "don't have the belief that they can win the title" is he thick? this is more or less the same players who have won us the league the past 3 seasons. Does he think that Celtic side has anyone with the belief that they can win the title?
Everyone is going on about Celtics injury list we had Goian,Weir,Papac and Wallace out at the same time but we still won our games.

Last of all Miko make your mind up you came on here on Sunday saying the league was oveer now your saying Celtic will win the league? That crack must be doing your brain some serious damage.

Billyboy1

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Apparently he was nicknamed 'trigger' while at Norwich- supposed to have a head full of mince. Doesn t come across as too bright when on tv.

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Only a total plonker would come out with a statement like that. Sutton you are guilty as charged son.

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Would that be the same twisted bitter overated sutton that said the pars lay down he is a tit 4 titles in the bag reggietheblue

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Sutton creeping up to the fans to get them to buy his book,Rangers will win the league,no problem,and for suggesting we dont have the bottle,its his hoopy mates who lack bottle.4 in a row.

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I think most Celtic fans would agree that the one place you CAN'T fault rangers on is the bottle we have so he is talkin garbage

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06 Oct 2011 08:59:43
On the Celtic boasts about "being in Europe": one of the daftest things I've seen in a long time was the usual, and oh so hilarious, beach balls (no; not kris commons:-) in the away end at the old firm doing.

The rights and wrongs of the situation and the fact Sion were idiots to play anyone there was any doubt over, as their youth side would have strolled it aside; that was beyond embarrassing. I would be saying so if the "boot were on the other foot" too. Far from bragging about it, if you had any class whatsoever you'd keep a low profile!

Davy73

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Class and celtic in the same sentence ? LMAO

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06 Oct 2011 07:29:10
You have to laugh at the headline in the Metro from Chris Sutton "Fragile Gers are there for the taking" I'm sorry Chris but is this the fragile gers that out-played, out-faught and out-muscled the mighty Selic at Ibrox? Trumpet!!
Dmrangers

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I believe he says in his book.................................AAAAaaaaah, THATS IT !! the big donkey is trying to sell his book to the runners up, surprise, surprise. That lot will, as per usual, take in all the mince fed them by the the bitter, twisted and empty headed.. " look whit I goat ye fur Xmas, Dheclun, son ". I wonder if his book comes with a " no excuses " T-shirt ? LMAO, big loser. 4 in a row

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06 Oct 2011 00:48:34
i have one of these so called outlawed foreign satellitte decoders in my house,installed 2 months ago,BEST FRICKIN INVESTMENT IVE EVER MADE1i payed a sky subscription of 61 pounds a month which included espn!final straw for me was trying to watch rangers european qualifiers and i was told you need to subscribe to premier sports,WTF!enoughs enough,now if have the full shooting match and more for basically 50p a day!hope sky are fooked because the rangers were bigger than man u before 92 and now nothing!WTF......

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Where did u get it?

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How does it work man? I also pay a fortune with SKY, sick of it! Do you need to scan for games or is it pre-set channels?? Cant be arsed if you need to hunt for the games

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Your dish will be an ornament if sky do suffer -

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