Rangers Banter Archive November 10 2011

10 Nov 2011 19:59:50
I know all you bears are big Countdown fans being Soo Intelligent so here is link of one of your Intellectual Bears on the show. (ps bears it's ok it's not on BBC LOL Timalloy)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHdTweVG60o

Mate was that not in the sun Today or yesterday so don't pass it on as anyone who reads a paper would know about that or was that yer da that read it out to ye while u looked at the papers lol

That's old news Tim. Is that you just seen the Blackpool fan on it lol? We can all have a spelling mistake but by fc uk that was embarrassing lol.
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Timalloy u are a sad person,never mind you might get a girlfriend when you r older

Timalloy the video is pish if you find that funny a really don't get you son that's about 4 minutes in my life wasted because you talk about a s**tey video enjoy rangers winning 4 in a row son if yous are lucky yous might win the tea cup that's all for yous but

Oh Good, I'll tell mrs T, I am getting a new girlfiend, Blonde? LOL Timalloy
PS I never said it was today, just thought it was funny, feel free to post your own LOL

I always love Timolly's " I huv got a burd" instant response.

Mrs T? is that cause she looks like Mr T, but with less hair and balls?

10 Nov 2011 19:16:00
Hello, Hello I am TIMALLOY
Hello, Hello I'm a Clean well brought up Bhoy
You'll all know me by my Noise
Because you have no Choice
I am the Original TIMALLOY

Hello, Hello Good old HMRC
They're gonna close down Rangers FC
When that happens, us Tims will get P....d
I'm telling you bears you WONT be Missed
Take that as gospel from Timalloy

Hello, Hello Mr Whyte has a Ploy
But he's not saying, he's been very Coy
But take it from this Celtic Bhoy
When you go UNDER, it's a day of JOY
From your one and only TIMALLOY

LOL

At least he is a happy daftie. As long as he laughs at his own jokes, not his fault of course. Would hope he did not take too long to come up with his masterpiece. Any more than 30 secs would be shameful.

Be careful Timalloy, HMRC might start having a hard look at you team.
Bosley.

Now Tim we haven't heard from you for day's now I know why lol. I don't think Gary Barlow has anything to worry about (song writer) that is not bad Tim considering its a dig at us lol. How long did it take you lol.
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Well i must say Timalloy you quite good at making shi-e odes up to humor yourself, you dont do any thing to us GERS fans anymore so give up before they certify you insane as i said the other night you neeed to see a shrink because you have such an obsession with us GERS fans and our club that your on the brink of going LOOPY.

GERman

Bosley, I am STILL trying to work out your joke the other night, give us poor tims a clue?
German, yes I dont bother you, thanks for posting in to tell me LOL timalloy

Google Operation Tango Timalloy, all the info is there.
Bosley.

Yes Timalloy your right you are a poor tim that can come up with something like that as i said to you the other night I assess people with minds like yours as i keep telling you that you do not have the intelligence to wind us up now if you require a good shrink who is a good friend of mine i will see if he can do you a consultation ASAP because you have really tipped over the edge

GERman

See when we win the case come back and sing it again

Again Tim it's just like your team, manager and your history, FAIL FAIL. Blue4ever

German oops is it not Rangers bank balance that is "Shrinking" LOL Timalloy (wordmaster)
PS Bosley, er pal when you have to EXPLAIN a joke you have lost ha ha

See what i mean Timalloy you cant even reply without some stupid comment IM being serious what i said about your state of mind you are in need of dire help and dont make other people out to be like yourself, in my estimation and looking at your posts you have an IQ of 3 so be very careful in future of what you say about other people because your not the brightest light bulb in the house now are you.

GERman

I never lose Timalloy...
Much like the current scottish champions
The Glasgow Rangers

German, aw and I counted my IQ at at least 4..... glad I have an "expert" like you to keep me right. Please keep posting telling me how i don't annoy you LOL Timalloy PS a wee tip for you SMILE now and again it lightens the mind LOL

An unfunny comedian doubtful of his ability is somewhat curious when his other half returns from the market with what appears to be a magic mirror"What is it for?"he asks."Ask a question and it will give you the honest answer"she says.He runs through to the next room and says"mirror mirror tell me all who is the unfunniest of all?". Moments later he walks back through obviously happy and relieved by the reply he had recieved.His wife says "Did that help?".Smiling contently he replies"Damn right but fu**nose who timalloy is". shaun h

Timallot im always smiling i have to in my profession but what i dont like is inept people like you when you think your getting to people which as i have said to you before you do not have the intelligence to do so now if i was you away and look for work and do something constructive with your life as they say Timalloy empty vessels make most noise.

GERman

I mind a few weeks ago someone had posted a brilliant wee poem about Timalloy. Weeks later and this is the best he come up with! Keep it up ya wee loser! brilliant!!

Raab

10 Nov 2011 17:58:03
QUESTION ::: would you fellow gers fans be up for the idea of renaming ibrox if the chance arose to get some much needed cash . after all most fans would call it ibrox anyway ..bigt

Absolutely, whether you like the idea or not, the new regime, will explore every avenue possible, to bring in much needed finance. As you say, it will always be known as Ibrox anyway. If someone is prepared to give you £2.5 mill per season, for arguments sake, for naming rights, why not?

Every avenue that brings in funds should be pursued, we know Ibrox is Ibrox watever the name. The big issue (other than the ones Neil Lennon will be selling soon) is that for recent years shirt sponsorship has been the same for both old firm. Interesting times ahead. CheltBlue

I agree cheltblue i think its time rangers went alone in trying to find a sponsor for the jersey ..bigt

Deal been done for naming right. joint venture with orange mobile phone company and walkers crisps.
it will be called "THE ORANGE WALKERS STADIUM"
i thank you - the tiger - beyond reproach!

Heres another thought could we not be able to sell the naming rights to each stand dont know if thats a good idea tho

Wullie

" championsgate "
" winnersville "
" the ( 54 and ) counting house "

10 Nov 2011 17:43:54
Young kane hemmings might be an able deputy for jelavic or lafferty he has pace.strong,and an eye for goal.

10 Nov 2011 16:51:58
It's seems to be that clubs are starting to sell the naming rights to there stadiums. That's Newcastle just struck a deal with sports direct. St James park is now called Sports Direct Arena. I think this will be the road Craig Whyte will go down. I think Orange would be a good company for our stadium if it did happen lol. The headline would be. Bringing The People Together. The Orange Stadium.

What do you think of that? Lol

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We could go with unicorn darts stadium

then we will be ....the wee arra people

What about The Nulli Secundus Stadium?

Well in view of the indifferent press and association with orange I certainly hope rangers dont go down that road .It would,nt be a good move for rangers fc.

I'm sure that would go down well. Lol.

The orange stadium? Nice... Do you think that the authorities would allow it even if genuine? Spoilsports... CheltBlue

Just thinking, do you think whyte would change the name of Murray park to something else ? Because ov he's away now ?

Think changing the names of grounds will be the way forward, easy money for a name change & said above they would always be known as parkhead/ibrox etc

Lenny

Lenny I think Craig Whyte has already put the feelers out to see if it's worth while going down that road and you can bet your bottom dollar that's the road he's going down. I looked up what Arsenal got off Emirates and it's quoted between £90-£100m for 15yr contract. I know Rangers wouldn't get as much as that but it's worth looking at. Money for nothing if you ask me.
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Could be Tesco not ibrox soon if Mr tight has his way

10 Nov 2011 16:11:03
These rumours of the tax bill that we would only be pay a fraction of the 49million could be very ture. if rangers go into administration hmrc will get nothing if the 49 million so what would they prefer?

10 Nov 2011 14:17:45
Anyone noticed that Jelavic and Papac seem to be good mates.

There is lot of quality players coming out that region now. Countries like Serbia, Slovenia, Bosnia, Montenegro and Croatia are becoming big footballing nations.

Think Rangers need to be bringing in more players from here.

Aye Sasa Papac and Jela are best mates in the team but the whole club are like a family the foreign guys love Rangers like the Scottish guys do. WATP.

10 Nov 2011 12:26:49
i just check the celtic page, they post very rarely as the majority of there users are on here posting backs against the wall drivel. Big Jella is quite right, 4IAR is a cert.

This smacks of Smarrmyass and the silly statements he comes out with. Watch this come back and haunt him.

Exactly. Weirdos. Glasgow Rangers champions :P Jelavic Jelavic!

He actually said "Of course, we need to stay in first place but the 12-point lead we have over Celtic should be enough to keep us there."

Papers twisting it to sensationalise again

What is the big deal with Jelavic's comments?

Both papers, the Sun and the Daily Rebel, stirred up what Big Jela has said big time.

All he has said is that h doesn't think Celtic will claw back the 12 points. What is he going to say..."Yep, of course Celtic will claw the points back"?

That would go down well in the dressing room, eh?

It isn't as if he has said something along the lines of, "we are faster, stronger, fitter and better"........remember that famous statement.

TonyTheGer

Spot on Tony. The papers just twisted what Jelavic said to sell papers. Ally McCoist has drummed it in to every player head not to speak about anything that could spur any team on.
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Naughty papers misquoting jella. Shame on them ;) ChelBlue

BAN THEM!
lol

Lenny

If it was the BBC reporting on it - It would have went along these lines - Rangers Flop Nikica Jelavic today said that Celtic would not win the league even if Raners are deducted 25 points, he then went on to say that Rangers would win it even if they fielded only 9 players a game and gave everyone a 4 goal start. The fact is, He was asked a simple question and gave a simple answer. Can Celtic claw back the 12 points?, he said he doesn't see it happening, he is not alone, go on the celtic forums and 90% of them cannot see it happening either, unless we enter Administration, which I cannot see happening this season. its 41ar for me and Jela thinks so too

It's just the media bring the media, they have to sell papers. So they think of how to word a comment like the one he got,he gives a straight answer then boom you have everyone talking.

See if the whole John terry/anton ferdinand was up here the whole paper would be a full scale spread on it

Lenny

10 Nov 2011 10:51:54
Midfielder James Morrison, currently with West Brom, says he would consider joining Rangers but only if the Scottish game improved.

Take it he's never going join then? Cause the scottish game is only going get worse not better

I dont know like. may i ask how its getting worse. teams are giving the old firm a run for their money more than ever. i mean rangers are by any measure scrapping by with 1-0, 2-1 and 2-0. but its hardly the days when we were beating teams 6-0. celtic are drawing and getting beat. do you mean the financial state of the game or with the actual play?

10 Nov 2011 08:53:58
Rangers are 100% going to enter into administration in the near future as this is the clubs only option. This was always Mr Whytes plan as he himself borrowed the funds to clear the Llyods debt, planning to administrate Rangers and start a brand new debt free company which he will sell at a profit. You can all kid yourselves that this is not his agenda but all the evidence is heavily pointing in that direction now. It is becoming clear that Mr Whyte certainly does not have the funds himself to take the club forward, we are just very lucky at the moment that even when docked the 10 points administration will occur we will still win the league.

WATP

Evidence ?? 100% ? are you just angry cos wylde has your I.Q. on the back of his shirt !!

FauldsRFC

Your post started off well but winning the league with a 10 point deduction and the likelihood of having to sell top players just made it sound bad.

You dont know anymore than the next guy as to how it will unfold so stop trying to cause a panic when there isnt one unless thats what you want to do?

Well, our only credible opponents lost at the weekend. Should not be a problem.

10 Nov 2011 00:59:09
As a Celtic fan, i always look at this site with a morbid curiosity, much in the same way some of you guys do at Celtic rumours. As far as the tax case goes, no one knows, worst case for Rangers, which i think is unlikely, is £49 million to pay back. Best case, no case to answer. But, in all probability, it will be somewhere inbetween. A £10 million bill, with a few players sales, would still hurt the Gers, but, wouldn't be life threatening. £20 million plus, a pain in the backside, but, once again, through hardship and asset sales, could be solved. So, why doesn't everyone wait to see what happens and then comment, because, from both sides speculation at this point has no basis in fact. Maybe Rangers offered £8 million as a settlement, but, whose to say that's been accepted

Very sensible post, Lenny, Timmy and Co could learn from this - doubt they will though, :-)

Are you really a celtic fan? Go on, you can tell us.

Good post. I really believe a settlement will be made as its in all parties interests. CheltBlue

At last a celtic fan who did not dog school well done

Yeeeeeeha ! Intelligence from beyond the realm !

Finally some sense from a parkhead supporter...better watch yer back m8 they,ll be black balling you from the illuminati lol no seriously thats more like the real deal..

U only like this post because its what u all want to hear, gers owe 50 million admit it to urselfs then it will be easier on u when the tax case is Lost.

Well they dont actually owe £50 million, at least get the facts right. It is claimed the total owed could be as much as £49 mill, which would include interest/ charges etc. You seem convinced that the case will go against Rangers, be prepared to be disappointed, no- one knows what the outcome will be. Just because you hope and pray it goes against Rangers, does not mean it will- unless you make a deal with the devil.

You can't change rules then try to backdate tax based on
The new rules you've just enforced it's that simple. It's just hmrc clawing any money they can get they will offer a settlement and we will accept it both parties will fear being
Hit for the worst in hmrc case getting nothing back. My opinion is there will be alot of unhappy Celtic fans. If hmrc settled with arsenal who apparently if rumours are to
Be believed owed 300m for the sum of 10m we have nothing to fear.

Scott