Rangers Banter Archive July 10 2011

10 Jul 2011 22:51:02
can u publish something of mine for once ed
Champions League XI
Mcgreggor

Whitty Rodriguiez cuellar Papac


Mculloch Viera

Davis Eremenko

Naismith(C)

Jelavic

Subs

Alexander
Khumalo
Foster
Ortiz
Davidson
Lafferty
Goodwillie

A team that could challenge to get to quarter finals i think with luck and is realistic , viera is a hard one but he could come unless he does what a lot of greats do and go for money not trophys. To reitarate the diagram i think naismith should be captain as weir wont be playing a lot as he is blue through and through {Ed003's Note - Put it on banter for you}

Naismith is not mature enough to be the leader of the best club, to big a mouth with no constructive words

To succeed davie weir my choices would be
1. Naisy
2. Mcgreggor
3. Papac
4.Davis
5. Big Lee

My Captain choices would be
1 Davis
2 Shagger
3 Naisy
4 Big Lee

Steven davis is a good shout as he is the driving force in the team also mcgregor i dont see mcculoch getting it because ness will probs get more games as he done well when he played papac naw and naismith nah hes to grumpy and moans to much when he dosent get his own way lol

Wier should be captain when he plays
big lee as vice captain
if both are out for some reason davis is my 3rd choice

10 Jul 2011 21:37:38
Someone on earlier said Neil Lennon was a disgrace to Scottish football pot and kettle spring to mind Glasgow rangers scotlands shame and everyone knows it

10 Jul 2011 21:37:38
Someone on earlier said Neil Lennon was a disgrace to Scottish football pot and kettle spring to mind Glasgow rangers 10 Jul 2011 21:37:38
Someone on earlier said Neil Lennon was a disgrace to Scottish football pot and kettle spring to mind Glasgow rangers scotlands shame and everyone knows it

No one said that at all, it's was referred to as a source oan FB, take yer twisted wee sh*te stirring self back to the corner...
-- {Ed003's Note - Can that be and end of this and get back to talking football please}

Very good. Head back to the runner ups page. 2nd rate team. 2nd rate comment.

Back to the runners up page :)

10 Jul 2011 20:43:29
A BIG SHOUT OUT FOR THE PERTH RANGERS SUPPORTERS CLUB FOR THE BANNER BEFORE THE CELTIC GAME AGAINST FERGIES KANGAROOS, AT LEAST IT CAUGHT LENNONS ATTENTION THAT HE HAD TO MOAN ABOUT IT IN SUNDAY PRESS,

Nothing you gers fans do is original Celtic fans flew banner over ipox in 1994
it only took you lot 17 years to catch up Hail Hail Good old Neil Lennon

There are very few original things in this world im sure septic were not the first club to fly a banner over a ground.

Or sing "you'll never walk alone"

Or do the "pozman" , original coming from you lot to get our own ideas

10 Jul 2011 19:55:34
Has anyone seen this Raul Rodriguez fella play? I've never heard of him perrsonally

nr85

Only played 10 first team games.

He s hardly played -3 years at espanyol 10 1st team games only 23 could be a real find or could be big loss

Exactly.. With the size of squad we have and the need we have of getting players in who can be trusted to challenge for everything, I'm not convinced that signing 2 unknowns from Spain (1 who has only played 10 games) is going to get us there.. It seems a bit of a gamble to me. Saying that, there is a need for a bigger 'squad'..

nr85

10 Jul 2011 19:30:58
I have been patient thus far with the Gers transfer dealings as it was only squad player targets that had lost out on. I understand that Premiership 25 men squad wont be submitted until end of August meaning we will no doubt get a player or 2 from Chelski, Man U or Spurs but only on LOAN. This has to be way forward in a financial sense but we need a CB and CM now
If we can or cant get Carlos (my top target) we still dont have him until October, loan boys arriving at end of August and Bougies commitment questionable we must get 1 solid bread and butter C Half in Yesterday, be prudent elsewhere by all means but get a Defender in now
The champions league qualifiers should be easy with an actual diddy team in 3rd round qualifiers (Barry Town etc) followed by a mediocre side like Rosenborg or Anderlecht in final qualifying round but these are the types of teams we have rsd it up against in the past and although its harder to attract players kikn off early we should be better prepared as we will have had 4 league games b4 we contest final qualifying round so although I would b delighted for K Miller and Pedro Mendes to return we have to start with Gk and Def and Shaggers already sorted so lets get a Ch in Super Ally
Gwak1873

Followed by a mediocre side like Rosenborg or Anderlecht in final qualifying round

are u having a laugh pal these 2 teams would beat us so that must make us worse

Rosenberg and Anderlecht are regular qualifiers for europe and are no mugs, your confidence is misfounded just look at gers pre season results they have not even scored a goal yet. If either of these teams drew gers they would fancy THEIR chances. Dont get Cocky until AFTER you win.

After Boruc and Mcgeady left last season yous had to have others to direct your disgusting behaviour towards.. step up Lennon and Brown

10 Jul 2011 17:58:51
Just been looking at free agents (British based only ) amount of good players on that list could do gers a turn I.e Carew , rio cooker , Tom cruise 20year old ex arsenal def lots more worth taking a look at.
Www.givemefootball.com. Free agents

10 Jul 2011 16:58:03
Story in News Of The World states that Kenny Miller has asked to leave Turkey, family not happy and he, s not willing to wait any longer, says he would take a pay cut yo return to the UK, might be worth thinking about.

As much as i would love him back they should pull out all the stops to get goodwillie

10 Jul 2011 16:35:32
I know people have been having a moan about Craig Whyte and I've held my tongue but enough is enough. We were promised £5m possibly £10m if needed (which it is) for transfers. So far we've made 1 bosman signing This is a joke and was clearly a lie. We cant pretend Whyte's playing the waiting game anymore and if he is he's a fool.

Goodwillie and Cuellar are 2 quality and much needed targets available at a decent price (in todays market). If Whyte was serious he would have identified this and bought them already, or others of similar stature/quality. You cant wait in football or quibble over a few grand in wages otherwise someone else will just come in and steal your targets Bear in mind we have a champs league qualifier in 2 weeks time...will any new signings have bedded in properly by then? Seriously doubt it and by the looks of it so far our current squad aren't going to put up much of a fight. Bear in mind we were "threadbare" last season. Since then we have lost Bartley, Weiss, Foster and Weir is 41 That to me says we need at least 3 signings to get to last seasons minimum standard then probably another 3 more AT LEAST to even compete. The fact we've not made any obvious bosman signings (Eremenko, Mendes, Conway) i think proves Whyte is a joke and probably a liar ref the transfer money.

People are saying be patient but they wont be saying that when we crash out of the champs league and lose our first games of the season. Bye bye to £12m and to points that will cost is dear by the end of the season Hate to scaremonger but sometimes you have to see the facts for what they are. I hope for the best but fear the worst. You in agreement Ed? {Ed001's Note - not really, it takes time to sort out the backroom side of things and get all the staff in place.}

Ortiz wasn't a bosman.

If whytes got the cash hes meant to have, why cant he just go out and buy the players needed?If hes waiting on the charlie adam money coming in then i would assume hes not as flush as the press claim, just dont trust him, said it from day 1.

10 Jul 2011 16:11:10
Ok this might sound crazy but i am a photographer and spent many days at murray park, lennoxtown and many others.
I have been reading on sky sports today that Freddie Ljungberg has been released by the tic. No joke, am no a tim either, but you wouldnt believe the work rate that guy put out at training when we were there. We always thought there was a rift between him an lennon when he never gave him a game I know he is ex celtic but i would take him if he is going for free. fair enough it would be a 12month contract but he's got the experience we need and i know you will ALL disagree with me but no other c**t wants to play in the spl right now with that amount of epl and european games under his belt. I think he should be given a chance by someone cause i personaly would love it to backfire on the ginger tw*t for letting him go an making a go of it over on this side of glw

We need good young players not old sh*t players

Would give him a chance what i remember he was very good player

Wouldnt touch him. best days behind him. i thought celtic were mad to go there too. the guy was finished 3 years ago. would rather see the wages he would want spent on long deals for davis and the young boys coming through.
the tiger

10 Jul 2011 15:52:28
Do you want Kenny Miller back at Ibrox?


Believable = yes / Unbelievable = no

10 Jul 2011 14:21:57
The fact we were again shown up by a german lower division team yesterday is nothing short of embarrassing, i have stated my worry in Mccoist since day 1 and so far i have been proven correct He needs to focus on getting goodwillie in and also signing a decent midfielder to accompany davis along with two decent centre backs.

Bougherra doesnt want to be at the club and weir is nothing better than very poor these days, if weir wants to continue playing he could do it at a club like stirling albion, NOT rangers I think its about time Mr. Whyte opened his wallet if we are to have any chance of 4 in a row. And btw, these two signings over the weekend? Its almost the end of the weekend and still no talk to say we are even close to signing anyone, seems like more false promises to me.

I will continue to give mr whyte the benefit of the doubt. for know
the tiger - beyond reproach

10 Jul 2011 14:03:23
anyone know when the draw for our roun d of the champions league is?

Thursday i think

Friday 15th July

10 Jul 2011 13:29:25
Just thought i would ask does anyone else think that a move for J.Woodgate would be a decent one, the guy has hada lot of injury problems but very experienced.

Naw coz he widnae play more than 10 games

10 Jul 2011 12:59:30
hey i jist read the rumour about raul rodrigez on this page. i have never head bout this boy so thot id check his wiki page for his age and spec. on his wiki page it state espanyol 2010 then rangers fc 2011. can anybody tell me if these wiki pages can b tampered wiv or r they legit? check for yourself raul rodrigez novarro wiki

Easily changed, don't use them as a source.

Wikipedia isnt always accurrate, any1 can go on and update make up and create...

I could go on and create a page saying anything..

You fail uni exams for taking info off of wiki as its false

It doesnt say that at all

Anyone can edit these pages mate so likely someone has read the paper and done this.

try youtube

Yeah bud, pretty much anyone can go on and update wiki, no doubt a fellow bear whos got ahead of himself

namba

Can be changed by anyone

10 Jul 2011 11:24:06
Whyte better get his finger out of his ass and put it in his wallet soon. it was said if we needed 10M of the 25 upfront he would get it. GET IT THEN

We can not start the season like this, Weir must retire, Broadfoot is a disaster of a boy. Dont think Bougy cares.

We can cop up top and in MF for now but defensivley we are so frail its frightening..... 3-0 to Bochum, wtf All defensive errors.

Totally agree whyte really needs to get a move on we desperately need at least 5 players and if we start the season with what we've got wel get humped I dont want to sound defeatest but it's not hard to work out the beggars have no money we should take advantage of that spend a few quid n kick on and build on wat Walter achieved steph

Weir must retire?? Why is that exactly? Our most consistent player last couple of seasons, get a grip.

If we were to spend big this year and win the league we would go straight in champions league and that will make the cash back up ....

Give broadfoot a break hes played 2 games in how many months al bet hes rarely at fault for goals conceded im not saying hes the type of player that should be in a rangers back line but es not as bad as made out to be , and weir will retire when hes good and ready he has captained us to 3 league titles and 1 more is on the card WATP
Larky bear

He needs to retire bcoz hes 41 and his pace will get us slaughtered. look at the old firm game wen hooper raped him and his maw.

You get a grip, what are you like 50 and in denial that your just as fit as a 20 yr old.
bet you all if we get this spannish boy and bartley weir will be on bench,

Ally came out and said he cant play every game this season, he cnt cope with that level of games. total nob u r

Papac and davis have been the most consistant acctually and weir must retire coz he cant wack it in the spl and thats saying something so what about in europe weir is the weak link of the defence

We have no money do we, spent more than you and bought more players than you and lost less players than you from last season. hmmmm want to re-think you assessment, i think you should.

10 Jul 2011 11:18:29
Bowyer has singed for ipswich... thank god.
so stop posted pish tht hes coming to ibrox

10 Jul 2011 11:09:11
can someone tell me why sky and espn only broadcast rangers away games ?(with the exception of ibrox old firm games)

So the stadium is full for home games.

Probably something to do with a bigger viewing audience due to the amount of rangers fans unable to get tickets for away games.....

The tv deal is based on ALL clubs, they cnt show every rangers and celtic home & away game.

Each club has an allocated amount of cash/game ratio that needs to be fufilled, hence why certain weekends you will get the edin derby or new fim games instead of old firm or old firm vs....

Its up to rangers and they dont want home games broadcast as it may detract from the home gate

Each team is allocated a certain amount of home games the small clubs always choose the old firm or rival teams Rangers choose the celtic games an a few others is all done fairly
Larky bear

10 Jul 2011 08:53:01
After Man City renamed their stadium Rangers are going to rename Ibrox after new owner ground to be called WHYTE ELEPHANT Timalloy

Did you stay up all night thinking that up ? Trumpet, go back to yer bed

Got to post funny things on here you lot are SOOOOOO BORING? Came back at me with humour not swerry words haha Timalloy

Ibrox to be rebranded under poundland franchise. top item for sale at the new superstore is the deeds to the club as whyte looks to recoup his investment after terrible start to pre season.

Timalloy are u forgeting who has won the league the last 3 years ??

Tin alloy why dont you go and zinc back into pauperadise and understand that we crack the jokes here...if you were funny tin man it would be ok but all you cant do is dance...

10 Jul 2011 01:40:37
Suazo not happening....... worth 25 mill {Ed001's Note - Humberto Suazo? Because he is a 30 year old journeyman striker who is worth nothing like that much.}

2 mil tops

If he is worth why isnt he at man u, chelsea, real madrid barca? shut the f**k up.

NEWCASTLE, SUNDERLAND, CHELSEA, TOTHAM ALL SNIFFING ABOUT HIM.

10 Jul 2011 00:31:17
If whyte is looking to be so cheap i could name a full outfield team and subs of great free agents

Defenders
SOL CAMPBELL - Good expierience i know weve got weir but numbers wouldnt hurt at back 4 us
MATT UPSON - Brilliant player tbh I think hes only behind terry jagielka and ferdinand for best english cb although wages could be problem but UCL football could sway him to us
JONNY WOODGATE -Good player although injury prone excellent defender would be good for dressing room aswell
RICARDO GARDNER - Skillful left back yet solid would be good cover 4 papac

Midfielders
PATRICK VIERA - one of the best centre mids of this generation , although old vastly expierienced and good UCL expierience high wages though would soar in the SPL
Alexei Eremenko - a star of last season's SPL very cultured player and upo for a move to glasgow
PEDRO MENDES - If u are a rangers fan u know all about how great he is and he still wants to be here said he left coz he had to
NIGEL REO - COEKER- Brilliant player should be playing for top 4 side would gel into our midfield well

Forwards-
Jay Boothroyd - good striker linked with them although i believe he would come to us instead
JOHN CAREW - excellent physical presence good at making poartnerships with any other striker good expierience , would be immence in SPL

SUBS
Jlloyd Samuel - Good left back solid and athletic good addition to push papac for place
Owwen hargreaves - I believe he would come and would be great at right back or sitting midfield especially in europe
James Mcfadden- Fair enoguh hes a smeltik fan but he would want to play for us more than them u can tell from his ambition and would be great on wing or up front in SPL
Eidur Gudjohnson - Brilliant technical player and expierienced strong leader type player good in SPL
Billy Mehmet -Showed be4 he was good in SPL i believe would be good sub for us

be4 i get abuse back im not saying these guys are coming im simply stating they woulkd be good and realistic whilst having a dig at mr whyte

plz put this on ed took me a while to do

Every player you mentioned aPart from eremenko memhet and j Lloyd Samuel would comane 20,000 p/w plus so let's be honest, they are not realistic... {Ed001's Note - isn't Bothroyd asking for 65k a week?}

Half the the wrong side of 30 n the other have are p*sh

Sorry mate but that's probably the worst list of bosmans you could have put together Stick to the day job.

MATT UPSON - Brilliant player tbh I think hes only behind terry jagielka and ferdinand for best english cb although wages could be problem but UCL football could sway him to us


hahahahahah

dawson, king, lescott, cahill, smalling, jones, carragher, dann, johnson, shawcross, wes brown are all better than him

Not one player on this list will or would join rangers. mcfaden would never sign for gers, only celtic have wage structure to get bothroyd out of old firm and the rest wouldnt want to join you either for varying reasons.

10 Jul 2011 00:13:31
anybody no if diouf is comin back or not?

Hope not

09 Jul 2011 23:19:44
Perhaps Im being premature here but what I would like to see at Rangers in terms of transfers is unlike the rest of you is two players in my opinion who are good technically but as hard as nails and who shout and cajole their team mates over the 90 minutes and have the drive to keep the team alert- scott parker , joey Barton. Players with attitude like weir and strength especially defenders and in midfield thats what we need now...buy that mr whyte and you, ll go a lot further a lot quicker never mind who the manager is and get rid of the dead wood clean the club up on the park.

These would be great signings. Unfortunately their is no chance of that standard of player coming to Rangers. You need to be far more realistic about the standard of player we can attract these days and I mean this regardless of the amount of money Whyte puts in.

09 Jul 2011 21:42:03
Watching the brazil v Paraguay match. That estiggabria(spelling) was awesome. Why mccoist isn't signing this guy I don't know. He would run riot in the spl

Xlnt player, not only would he run riot in the spl, he would run riot in the champions league too. Dunkie Bear

Because craig whyte wont give mccoist the money coz he is a di*k

09 Jul 2011 21:31:45
Kyle Lafferty to miss the start of the season due to injury.