Rangers Banter Archive October 10 2011

10 Oct 2011 23:02:49
Rangers to sign Donald MacIntyre oooooppppsss I read it wrong ...... It should read,,,, Donald McIntyre resigns. Sorry

What was the point in that mate

10 Oct 2011 22:50:41
Gonna book a wee jolly to Hamburg tomorrow for the match in December... me and the all the boys, should be a good week, £190 leaving from Glasgow - bargain.

Anybody else going over for it??

Mark WATP

Aye. very good, just checked again, it's in November, what a plank :)

Mark WATP

10 Oct 2011 22:35:12
What have Ibrox and The Moon got in common?

They both have no atmosphere...lmfao

Miko

What have Miko and Porkheid got in common??? No league trophy, lmfao ya clackerbag.

Why do I see more seats than fans at Porkheid these days?

Why do rangers fans think there world beater cause there 10 points clear & out of 3 cups & need to play 2 friendlys to get buy ?

Lenny

Sellik are that bad, the dark side need to come on to the Rangers page every night.... bunch of weirdos

Reminds me of a joke........
How many bluenoses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter, they're all condemned to eternal darkness anyway........lol.....Miko

If we have no atmosphere then i don't know what to call your smelly mobs atmosphere because your atmosphere is even s**ter

And how many freindlies did celtic play this summer?

Don't know lost count to busy playing in cups games & playing in Europe

As to the Quote of 'Sellik are that bad, the dark side need to come on to the Rangers page every night.... bunch of weirdos'

Might want to read the Celtic page mate & see how many of your mob are on ours ?

Lenny

10 Oct 2011 19:13:39
reality check time - i keep seeing posts saying we should sign this player or that player etc most of which are midfielders.
Guys we ain't got spare cash and we certainly DONT NEED midfielders. We have plenty of good young players patiently waiting for their chance, including poor old Kerkar who is a very talented young find.
Get real - it's time to think of a plan to get RID of the debt even if that means re-naming Ibrox in the nae of a sponsor like Arsenal did. We have some very valuable players who might need to be used to help the debt situation, but there's enough talent at Ibrox to see us through the rough times.
4 in a row. WATP

For once I completely agree with someone on here.

Good point mate.

RB

Well said mate we have nae dosh and a team more than capable of humpin that stinkin mob thats whats important just now.The blacknecks clinging to the tax case pi5h hoping they win the title due to a point deduction tells what we are up against a bunch of classless t1ts i just hope we can hold on to the players we have but we sshouldnt be thinking or even talking about new players as our biggest rivals are pi5h anyway jmgers

10 Oct 2011 17:52:45
sir walter stated last week that he is well suited to possibly managing again at international level so i'm putting a wee shout out for wattie taking up the newly vacant position as manager of northern ireland. think he could change them the way he did with scotland!

Good shout mate

No chance he better not feck northern ireland

10 Oct 2011 17:36:37
I think we should get hamburg over for a return leg so we can get a challenge the spl is getting a bit boring apart from laughing at the soap dodgers of course
NTYABOW

10 Oct 2011 16:43:22
Q why do all Celtic players carry lighters
A because they keep losing the there matches

10 Oct 2011 16:20:12
I was shocked to see our friend Miko on Channel 5 at the weekend. Like most celtic fans he was locked in a basement by his family and kept from civilisation. One day his family capture a wee fat lad, who i believe was Kris commons, and lock him in beside Miko. While Commons and Miko are locked in the basement, wee fatties pals are away trying to steal treasure from a pirate called "one eyed" willy. This treasure would help feed their crack habbit as they are all die hard celtic fans, even Ki was casted as the wee geeky dude with all the gadgets. Well Miko escapes and decides to rebel against his family and help his fellow celtic fans, He's been clean of crack for years now but the temptation is too strong. Just as Ki and fatty commons pals are about to be captured by the baddies, down comes Miko on a rope yelling " hey you guys" and saves the day. What a film....

10 Oct 2011 15:53:37
I'm looking forward to the Liverpool game at Ibrox, I went to a AC Milan - Rangers friendly a couple of years ago. Turned out to be a full stadium getting to see the likes of Kaka, Ronaldinho and Beckham. About 45,000 Rangers fans turned up, we drew 2-2 and generated alot of money for the club. Turned out to be a fantastic idea, I feel the same for the Liverpool game. Then we'll be going over to play our German brothers Hamburg! Also looking forward to Rangers upcoming money spinning USA tour that is being organized after 4IAR.

I was at that ac milan game mate aswell with my dad and got to say, being able to see the players you mentioned up close even though it was a friendly was brilliant, really enjoyed it. The more big teams the better and I know people will say it's a friendly and it's not very competitive but it gives our young fans and us oldies a chance to see some of the world greats like Kaka and Beckham
bring em on

Andy

10 Oct 2011 12:43:13
Rangers to play hamburg and liverpool, looks to us Celtic fans that Mr Whyte is trying to raise money to keep club afloat. An amused tim looking on!

Omg, a football team trying to get some cash, whatever next? a Celtic away win in the champions league group stages? Nah unlikely will probably only happen when lord lucan becomes manager.Lennon must stay!

.... said it before it wouldnt be like celtic to go to Korea/Japan etc for friendlies ..... think afore u type dhims !

Germinator

Maybe its because Ally wants to see how the team play against a quality team because as of yet domestically no one has come close and as far as Europe is concerned Malmo and Maribor came to early in the season

Even someone with the iq of a squirrel such as yourself should be able to understand that any possible way for a scottish club to make money during the domestic season is a must. good bit of business mr whyte. provide the champions with a few games to keep us fresh for4iar while making a pretty penny in the process. j1985

Feeble attempt at trying to wind up the Bears, you really, really, really, REALLY should worry more about LEMONS LOSERS, what an absolute shambles you lot are in. We are easily the best team in Scotland, have been last few seasons, so you should be asking what YOURE board of directors is doing to buck that trend, does it hurt much ? AndyPandy63

Let's face it though there's only one big team Celtic have played for 3 years and that's us because only big teams can play other leagues big teams

10 Oct 2011 07:26:41
Post down the page asking about barry bannan never mind him did any1 see the guy who plays for estonia if a was SUPER ALLY a would be scouting him he was quality plays in russian prem league so probably nae chance of getting him vassiljev his name
NTYABOW

Do you have a name? so can see whats hes like.

I gave u a name vassiljev
NTYABOW