Celtic Posts 2


05 Oct 2018 11:04:08
Looks like Brenda doesn’t know how to park the bus or play free flowing attacking football in Europe to get a result for Celtic.
The crisis continues at the piggery. 👍.

05 Oct 2018 12:37:18
I’m not even sure the Celtic players got off the bus.

05 Oct 2018 13:40:25
Brenda threw his team under the bus, they are an embarressment in europe. Just aswell we are building scotlands coefficient👍.

05 Oct 2018 13:46:37
I’m sure Bhampot will have a different spin on it, he’s strangely quiet on days like this.

05 Oct 2018 16:28:38
They got carried away last night after the RB defender slipped and let the donkey in.
Pacific shelf are dragging our standing in Europe way down.
Great result last night for us but, we need to tighten up on domestic front, as we have seen the smellies always raise their game against us and play above themselves. The famous blue must inspire them.

05 Oct 2018 17:22:22
@PB1 - aye he copies and pastes all his posts - Rangers are dead, and goes on about some mythical team called Sevco. Though I hear they play in the same league as Pacific Shelf?
I heard the unwashed have all been hypnotised by the disco lights into believing all is well at the piggery! 😭👍😭.

05 Oct 2018 17:29:08
We were simply beaten by the better team, much like when we beat your team time and again. 2 games into a group stage and your rebuilding Scotland's co-eff 😂🤣😂. Where have you been the past 7 years, oh wait.

05 Oct 2018 17:39:26
I, Bhampot it’s the worst Scotland’s coefficient has been in 10 years and your mobs performances in Europe have added to this and you still complain about the amount of qualifying rounds you play🇬🇧.

05 Oct 2018 18:06:10
Bhampot did you forget we are 10 games unbeaten in Europe something you can’t say! A little appreciation on what we are doing for Scottish football would be appreciated.

05 Oct 2018 18:36:47
So you have contributed 9 co-efficient points to our 7.5 so far, yet you are raving about single handedly representing the nation. Absolute nonsense. I appreciate all Scottish clubs doing well in Europe because in the end everyone wins from it, but you would have served the Country far better by not going bankrupt and adding points to the pool for the last eight years.

05 Oct 2018 19:23:27
And you winning some games when you had a free pass to champions league football might have helped instead of getting humped at every opportunity, but thanks for your input @iog.

05 Oct 2018 20:01:07
You know don't you PB1, that our 7.5 points were accumulated through wins in qualifying? And that in fact, Rodgers has only lost 4 qualifiers in 20 playeed, and that our contribution to the co-efficient utterly dwarfs yours in the last 20 years. But thanks for your input, every little helps.

03 Oct 2018 23:26:05
Oh dear, looks like the unwashed aren't going to be happy! No draw to see who plays at Murrayfield. Looks like they are heading East with their tails between their legs.

How does the GB banner go again - aye that's right ' know your place Tim **** '!

P.S. All joking aside it's the correct decision as technically it means only 2 sets of fans need to travel in numbers - Celtic and the Sheep. 👍.

04 Oct 2018 16:25:59
Aye UJ, spot on and they say we are the ones who think everyone is against us. They seem to forget they are no this seasons champions yet, only last seasons champions and how long did they last in this seasons champs league anyway.

04 Oct 2018 16:31:50
WOW UJ your most impressive post since forever really, you managed to write the words CELTIC that must have been really painful for you I do hope your keeping well.
You still ruined it by saying sheep though lol.

04 Oct 2018 22:15:12
Current champions, the champions of Scotland. Until someone takes our title, WE are the Champions.

04 Oct 2018 23:45:47
Brave of you to come on to a tin free site tonight bham. How did it go over by anyway? I heard the home side had nearly 30 attempts on goal. Must have been rope a dope tactics from the perma tanned messiah I doubt. Er, maybe not 😂😂😂😂.

05 Oct 2018 11:12:36
Brendan Rodgers must stay😁.

05 Oct 2018 11:03:39
@bhampot - that’s honking patter! I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and hope you were drunk after watching another woeful performance by Brenda in Europe.
Or were you drunk on euphoria at watching a Gerrard European masterclass?

05 Oct 2018 17:28:11
😂🤣 Masterclass, that's a belter, you were at home to a club struggling in their domestic league, just sacked their boss. No UJ, i enjoy watching Gerrard's masterclasses at Celtic Park. For the record, i don't expect either Celtic or The Rangers to advance any further in Europe this season.

06 Oct 2018 12:12:33
@bhampot - we’ve always been known as The Rangers so technically it should be The The Rangers if you want to play the smart person but that would make you come across as a stuttering moon howler! Oh wait, you already are. Ah well there’s always Carstairs Pen to help you recover. 👍
P.S. unbeaten in 10 European ties. Gerrard already has a better record than Brenda after only 4 months in the job!

06 Oct 2018 21:29:26
You seem to have a long winded repertoire with Carstairs UJ, anything you want to share with the group? People who would howl at the lunar landscape i would imagine believe in myths and falsehoods. Ring any bells?

You also can't compare Euro records of Rodgers and Slabbery G, you played 8 Qualifiers in The EL, we played less rounds in a higher level Competition before dropping into the EL. So that's a stat you can add to the ever growing heap you keep posting. Wee draw from you lot and your spoon burning cousins will do me just fine tomorrow.

07 Oct 2018 14:11:22
@bhampot - higher quality? You beat 2 teams with more vowels than consonants in their names, a Rosenborg side with Dove nothing for over 10 years and have Bendtner as their main striker and got horses of a poor AEK side.

You then dropped into the 2nd tier competition. A cup that you lot including ex players and fat pundits all believed was going to be the new Seville and low and behold, the genius that is Brenda who ‘ will never change his football philosophy ‘ attempts to park the bus and still gets embarrassingly humped again!

So yes, I’m afraid that right now Gerrard has the better European record. Let’s debate it again if you like at the end of the group stages?
P.S. Spoon burners? Sorry you’re getting mixed up - we aren’t playing Popcorn Teeth's Hivs! 👍.

03 Oct 2018 14:10:35
I see Liewell wants a draw in the interests of Sporting Integrity if the semi finals are moved.
Doesn’t he know the famous Glasgow Rangers will play anybody, anywhere. Small paranoia club mentally from the residents of the piggery.

03 Oct 2018 14:58:59
I’m loving it UJ. Their credibility is diminishing by the day. I knew the first sign of things going Pete tong, out would come the greeting and moaning😂😂😂😂.

03 Oct 2018 19:23:55
Their panicking as Brendas going to United.

03 Oct 2018 22:21:16
Is there anything untoward about asking to decide who plays where by ballot?
If you, ll play anyone, anywhere then why do you never turn up to play "Brendas" team at Ibrox or Parkhead? Or Hampden.

03 Oct 2018 22:38:50
The unwashed - doing more Greeting than Xmas cards since 1888!

03 Oct 2018 23:22:56
PB1, I take it you mean dundee United as Man united wouldn't let him manage their under ten squad.

04 Oct 2018 14:10:00
Heard Villa love a transvestite.

04 Oct 2018 16:22:15
@isleogreen - the original decision to play both games on the same day was rightly slated on the grounds of fans safety. Only the unwashed could then turn the new decision into a Sporting Integrity issue.

Everyone connected with the piggery have caught a dose of Brenda’s meltdown! More of the current Celtic squad have played at Murrayfield more than the current Hearts squad.
Celtic - embarrassing since 1888!

04 Oct 2018 16:32:37
Brenda will finally be able to link up with McGinn after he couldn’t afford to take him to the piggery! 👍.

27 Sep 2018 12:42:56
Anybody else noticed that Bhampot makes out everything is rosie on these pages but on the Tim pages he's talking about crazy Brenda rumours and sounding a bit flustered on other posts. The Tims are even calling him out on it. (Yes I read their pages and not interested in wether you do or not. I am only stating an observation)

27 Sep 2018 13:12:23
Ultimately their smugness and arrogance will be their downfall. Let them bluster all they want while we keep getting better and stronger by the week.

27 Sep 2018 21:50:29
The banter years are about to hit the piggery and I for one are glad to see them wallowing in there own self pity.
Let’s see how the self proclaimed greatest fans in the world take to a resurgence of all things Rangers.

27 Sep 2018 21:51:16
Like arrogance caused the death of rangers? The same arrogance and sense of entitlement which has put you back in your box umpteen times since the new club started.

28 Sep 2018 00:09:48
Flustered, really? Not me kid. Got a rumour, posted it. Simple really, i like you have no real idea what goes on at either my club or yours. Whether there is any truth in it remains to be seen. The bluster is all coming from one place, your middin.

Your friends in the press are bigging you up at every turn, whilst hammering Celtic with as many negative stories as they can muster. Unfortunately journos can't win you league titles, and our class will show in the end. Enjoy your 'purple' patch while it lasts, it'll soon turn Broon 😉.

28 Sep 2018 03:00:09
LMAO bham. your an actual person.

28 Sep 2018 07:02:41
Our friends in the press Bham? deary me.

28 Sep 2018 11:57:26
Hammering Celtic with negative stories?
Tell me who came up with the Brenda to China yarn? Old Permatan has been found wanting this season and is making his excuses early so he can do a runner.

As for bluster it’s coming from one place Bhampot, you!

28 Sep 2018 12:14:32
Bhampot? well named.

28 Sep 2018 12:42:32
The press are pro Rangers and bigging us up? That has to be the most personic post I have ever read on here! 😂😂😂😂😂 You really need to lie down in a darkened room with a flannel over yer broo man! That is just a ridiculous thing to say!

28 Sep 2018 22:15:25
😁😂🤣 check the nick of those replies, total delusion of an industrial scale. Poor us, poor us, everybody hates us we really do care. 😂.

28 Sep 2018 22:45:07
@PB1 - have you noticed how the unwashed dismissed the Morelos to China story as fake but believe Brenda’s story of turning down a move to China as his loyalty to the piggery!

That’s up there with his Clyde Tunnel story! 👍😂👍
Even jackanory's (Timalloy) stories about the suit are more believable! 😭😱😭
Looks like @bhampot will have to give up his bed at the Carstairs Pen for Brenda! 😂😂😂.

29 Sep 2018 08:32:31
Ha ha I think that is called hypocrisy, bham. Unbelievable!

29 Sep 2018 10:32:45
Delusion - I think the bham should have a good look at his own fans. 😢.

29 Sep 2018 12:32:04
Would read a thousand of tims suit tales over your pish, UJ. How many times in the last few years have you bumped your gums about implosions, going for 55, etc, etc. And been left with egg on your coupon? Every single time.

29 Sep 2018 13:56:18
You do agree that he talks pish tho and his wee pals with the suit are fantasy? That guys got sad wee loner wrote all over him.

29 Sep 2018 21:10:00
@yernawsbaws - obviously that's not true considering you know exactly what I've written over the years! And I'll send you a badge and membership number (1872) to the UnionJack fan club👍
And can I pull you up on a technicality? It's actually Timplosion👍
Let's Go! #55.

29 Sep 2018 22:57:02
@ymb are you timalloy in disguise, calm down precious it’s a banter page.

30 Sep 2018 11:50:46
Timplosion seriously who won the first Celtic and Rangers game if Celtic are so bad then how come slippy Steve and he’s team ain’t top off the league two points ahead in the same position in cup competitions yet one team are world beaters the other is struggling only in the mind off a let me look for a polite word to describe your lot ranjurs fan would that be the case talk all you want and you talk every time at the start off the season but 6 trophy’s in two years speak louder than words.

30 Sep 2018 17:36:26
Still #goinfor55 Union Jack! Dear god imagine Scotland’s champions were beat by a promoted team, there would be full scale inquiry in every one of the sevco loving newspapers! But they’ll call your latest embarrassment a blip I’d imagine! Think I can sense another HUNplosion about to happen real soon! Hahaha!

30 Sep 2018 19:09:53
How did you get on last week at Kilmarnock against a team we beat easily there?

30 Sep 2018 20:15:42
Did Kilmarnock just get promoted through the play offs? No, are u behind us in the league? Yes. quite simple really! Well for some anyway haha!

30 Sep 2018 22:42:02
@scoot12 - and breath! A wee full stop or comma wouldn't go amiss! 👍.

30 Sep 2018 22:45:35
Livi beat Sevco, asisstant ref takes a coin to the head, with blood drawn, and what do Stevie gs pals at sky talk about? that's right, a crises at celtic 😂🤣😂 smoke and mirrors for the deluded.

30 Sep 2018 22:57:34
@lh88 - shouldn’t need to spell it out for you, but here goes. We will always be going for 55 for season until it is mathematically impossible. Always happy to set you straight 👍.

01 Oct 2018 07:16:09
The moron that threw the coin should be banned for life from football and jailed along with his giggling cronies. Never been so embarrassed in all my life. But let's not get all precious about this bham I was stood next to a wee boy of about 7 and his dad trying to get away from the carnage that was the 1980 cup final when one of the so called gfitw tossed a half brick aimlessly across the road, splitting the wee boy's head wide open. I still remember the father's tears as he held his boy close to him. So don't infer that this pure thuggery is exclusive to my club. This is a problem with every club and their mindless morons. The sooner this coin tossing etc can be stamped out the better. And I'll throw another name in there for good measure - Hugh Dallas.

01 Oct 2018 14:32:40
Uj, you'll have to win 54 titles before you can get to 55 mate 👍, and we all know how the last team to get that many titles ended up, god rest them 🙏.

01 Oct 2018 16:33:56
Body swerving all the points included in my previous post (even the shameful events of 1999 at your midden that surely eclipsed anything our moron did yesterday at Livingston) to spout more of the "yer club's deid pish", bham? Not surprising, mind you.

02 Oct 2018 08:31:23
@bhampot - is that the best you've got? Your clubs dead patter? Celtic Da's - moonhowling embarrassing since 1888!😱👍😱.

02 Oct 2018 08:48:49
Wind your neck in seeker, hadnt read your previous post. The reality is its a problem with society, we all know that right?, yesterdays incident is the most recent, so fresh in the mind. To start comparing incidents over the years as to who might have been the bigger bad guy is petulant school boy stuff, even you are better than that mate.

02 Oct 2018 13:24:19
So because it was an old 50 pence piece that Hugh Dallas dug out of his skull means that we just sweep it under the carpet and forget about it, bham? I was simply highlighting the fact that the throwing of objects/ missiles is not a new thing and certainly not restricted to our so called fans.

02 Oct 2018 20:19:29
Ujs General patter, just howling since 2012 😂.

02 Oct 2018 20:21:14
@theseeker - you’re banging your head against a brick wall trying to rationally explain / discuss anything with the Always Offended, Never Ashamed Brigade 👍.

02 Oct 2018 22:41:31
8 out of 10 owners know whiskers is a person.

03 Oct 2018 00:03:42
And all of the football organisations worldwide, hairy man. #UJ it will be so sweet when we hit the 55. Timplosion imminent. I'm going to stick my neck out and say we'll do it this season. There you go!

03 Oct 2018 00:21:25
@bhampot, please explain why you get so uptight about this “new club’ and find yourself posting religiously on here. I for one think it’s so sort of obsession you have, tell me are you sitting in a darkened room when your banging away at your keyboard.

03 Oct 2018 13:51:00
Believe me seeker, when that happened to Dallas it was anything but swept under the carpet. it was all over every bit of media you could get at the time. Meanwhile 20 years later, Sky tv brush it aside to talk about Celtics summer of discontent, why is that i wonder? Oh look, a squirrel again 😂.

03 Oct 2018 17:27:53
Paranoia can be a distressing phenomenon bham 😁😁😁😁.

03 Oct 2018 23:21:29
Delusion and believing in fables of clubs arising from the ashes is nothing short of insanity seeker👍. The more you repeat the fable to yourselves and anyone who will listen the further you get from reality.

04 Oct 2018 14:18:10
Are you saying that the football authorities worldwide are all populated by insane people bham?
Terrible thing to feel such jealousy that you keep telling yourself the same thing over and over and over. 'Ranjurs are deid'
How does it feel to be forever in the shadow of the world's most successful club?

04 Oct 2018 22:17:16
Ghosts don't have shadows seeker 😱.

04 Oct 2018 23:50:46
You should know all about shadows bham. Your team spent ninety minutes chasing them tonight. 👍😁😁.

26 Sep 2018 15:07:03
Not many pictures coming from the celtic training, way Broony and the false teethed Brendan having their little giggles together
#Timplosion! 🤪.

26 Sep 2018 01:34:00
Wonder why Brenda is decrying his squad so early in the season. Maybe a mind games tactic for us and other clubs to lower their guard. Don't think timco have got worse it cpuld be the rest of us have got wiser and better against them. What's your thoughts bears?

26 Sep 2018 11:38:03
And Brenda says he never talks about other teams players but has a dig at Boyd! Meltdown, followed by Timplosion is imminent 👍😱👍.

26 Sep 2018 12:02:16
Starting tonight in Perth hopefully. UJ good to see your posts not being deleted as some are a bit precious and get there pants in a bunch.

26 Sep 2018 13:30:40
If Dolly and St Johnstone win on Saturday, the puddle drinkers will be in 8th🤭😬😬.

26 Sep 2018 23:30:24
And it will be the sweetest title of the 8, having come from 8th to win it. I'm almost thinking I want UJs prophesied "timplosion" to happen, the last time it did we hired Rodgers and won everything for the next two years. A Timplosion is the last thing you want, us drifting into complacency is what you are really after and is, like Obi Wan, your only hope.

26 Sep 2018 23:35:29
@PB1 - I’m all for banter as long as it doesn’t cross the line. Though in the snowflake world we now live in plenty are easily offended.
My motto is if you can’t take it don’t dish it out! 👍.

26 Sep 2018 00:22:58
What's brenda up by to publicly decrying his squad. I think he is trying mind games to let us and other clubs drop their guard against them. It is too early in the season for any club to get panicky, timco got complacent whereas most of the SPFL clubs have improved dramatically this season (excluding Dundee) .

25 Sep 2018 22:09:35
Went onto to Celtic rumours to see if timalloy has crawled out from beneath his rock, which he has with the usual obsessed drivel. Their banter page opens with a let's talk about anything but football post with a request for advice about warm air heating to which and a long thread is created full of advice. I don't know why the OP didn't just tweet Hartson or Sutton, they could heat Westminster Cathedral with a 5 minute chat.

26 Sep 2018 06:41:38
The hot air banter page!

24 Sep 2018 09:57:33
All it seems is not well at Tim city heard brenda saying on bbc celtic fans should be worried at the start they're having full blown timplosion on the way if they lose on Wednesday in betfred cup at St johnstone
Fartson and Mutton must be sh! *g themselves if this carries on
Can't wait on the excuses particularly from the tubby welshman.

25 Sep 2018 22:05:32
Hes trying to provoke his players into a reaction, or as Slippy would say "Provoction". 😁.

25 Sep 2018 22:52:33
Ha ha, classic bham. Deflect from the mhanks inadequacies by highlighting a simple faux pas of the predictive text variety 😃😃.

23 Sep 2018 23:44:56
Bhampot. thing is and always will be. Class can't be bought. U and your teams fans are bitter to the core. Classless. That is exactly why u will implode. Happens every time. Chips, rice and curry sauce takeaway lot u always will be. don't bother replying, I won't read it anyway. Minions.

24 Sep 2018 01:33:39
Class can't be bought, but two bottles of tonic can it seems.

25 Sep 2018 22:53:14
So is lack of class.

26 Sep 2018 01:09:37
Denial is the ignorance of all men.

{Ed033's Note - Isn't it a river?


Celtic Posts

Celtic Posts 3

Log In or Register to post

Remember me

Forgot Pass