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08 Mar 2018 16:36:16
Out of interest bhampot rainman99 have you already locked the door under yer maws stairs? Your wee padded Rangers safe space.

Guessing yous are just trying to remain hidden until after the game? Incase anymore of your nonsense comes back to bite you right up father David's safe place.

08 Mar 2018 12:51:01
My source tells me that the SFA have been accused of wanting rangers to move to within 3 points of celtic as this would make scottish football more interesting. Agent collum as been dispatched with the mission of sending off a celtic player early doors in order to meet said objectives. This folks, really is the moon howling paranoid fear that is being vented by many tims. The pressure of Sunday's title decider is claiming many victims of the obsessed. Spare a thought folks for these less fortunate souls.

A reading from bhampots memoirs of obsession, "took the doc's advice and stayed off the rangers pages, suffering with the shakes, relapse very much possible". Interesting stuff indeed.

08 Mar 2018 12:48:17
Rangers 2-1 Celtic.

08 Mar 2018 16:33:15
1-0 windass 85 mins πŸ‘

08 Mar 2018 18:21:12
Think 2-2 but seriously hope I'm wrong

09 Mar 2018 22:11:04
3-1 Murphy anytime scorer

07 Mar 2018 15:55:36
My source tells me that the meltdown over in the east end is showing no signs of easing up and I'm not talking about the snow. In fact UJ's predicted timplosion is more likely to happen than dembelle has of playing for a big club. Folks uefa have released their ten year coefficient stats which shows points added before and after the mythical legend of rangers death that many celtic fans ramble about.

How could this be is the question many celtic fans are asking themselves, the answer is simple of course to the rational thinker. On the other hand, when you are obsessed, paranoid and not of sound mind the answer is not so obvious. Whoever opens uefa's emails in the morning is in for a chuckle.

As always an obsessed memoir from bhampot, "I mutter the words rangers then, rangers now, rangers forever as I rock back and forth, back and forth". Interesting stuff indeed.

07 Mar 2018 15:53:51
Is it just me or is the Hotline in the daily rebel so biased in favour of Celtic posters it's a joke, on the 6th it was 90% of the manky mobs following that got posted
No wonder they get the reputation as the daily rebel.

08 Mar 2018 11:33:55
stating the obvious there pal the daily rebel is not fit for purpose wouldn't wipe my arse with it not even worth mentioning don't no how the rag is still running or makes a profit as most of the unwashed can't read

07 Mar 2018 15:47:44
Just seen that wee troll Andy Walker trying to pile on pressure for Sunday. Despite Murty having two good results against them with a squad that wasnt fit for purpose, Andy is saying Murty is only good for the Rangers job full time if he can beat Celtic. So much for unbiased journalism eh?

Listening to him suffer if we turn them over on Sunday is just adding one more thing to the list that will feel so sweet.

07 Mar 2018 17:37:15
So to be totally unbiased, he probably said McInnes should be sacked on the same basis.

Or maybe not?

06 Mar 2018 10:07:17
My source tells me that celtic are to apply to the SFA for 50% of the ticket share for the scottish cup semi final. This is a slap in the face to the real fans of football who show up at ibrox week after week yet may lose a seat to a part time tim. Giving that their fans chose to stay away from their last scottish cup game proves once and for all that the celtic fans really are all about the rangers. Folks, when rangers are in town the people will come. They are here to see the rangers. Hopefully the SFA see through their attempt to defraud the honest fan and sporting integrity prevails.

As always a reading from bhampots memoirs of obsession "my fear continues to manifest deep within, my ramblings are more incoherant. Checked symptoms on google, say's am obsessed". Interesting stuff indeed. πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–βœŒβœŒ.

05 Mar 2018 20:13:08
UEFA have published an updated 10 year coefficient table. Unfortunately for our unwashed friends they don't believe the ' new ' club myth! πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŠπŸ™‰πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚
Another step to TIMPLOSION time! 😱

05 Mar 2018 18:55:38
My source tells me that many tims are again crying conspiracy because after the semi final draw they believe that any hope of a treble is now over. Rumours down kerrydale street suggest that the SFA have fixed the draw. This has created mass hysteria amongst the obsessed with some new faces turning up on our site. Just the other day I was infact wondering what had become of young calvin since he was ousted.

Ed has exposed one, who dare I suggest, may just be more obsessed than bhampot. Now folks sometimes we have to serious, deleting a profile and creating a new one is no laughing matter. This new one gave me a great sense of pity, one who by the sounds of it needs a brother to talk to. Now obsession is a growing epidemic with symptoms that include trolling all things rangers, incoherent ramblings of new club, sevco, 55 etc. Keep an eye out folks.

As always I will conclude with yet another memoir of obsession from bhampot " gutted father 10 in a row won the most obsessed award for his flawless performance, I'll need to up my game". Interesting stuff folks πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–βœŒβœŒ.

05 Mar 2018 19:27:30
Probably the easiest draw we could have got.
If the last 2 semifinals are anything to go by it will be another stroll to the treble.
The rangers fans slagging us that wee never won a treble whe they weren’t in the big league, now it’s going to be 2 trebles since the clones of rangers have joined the big league, that’s going to hurt real bad.

05 Mar 2018 21:14:02
A single for the unwashed while The Famous celebrate an historic double amidst the biggest timplosion of all time! I can see the headlines now. And it"s going to hurt!

05 Mar 2018 18:33:48
Just heard the Tommy Sheridan wannabe on radio saying the mhanks were rotten in the first half against Morton cause of the weather. Lack of training etc. he's got a point no doubt Morton used their multi million pound training facilities to train every day.

05 Mar 2018 19:04:42
Rangers fans really do think they can beat us on sundayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
They think they have been playing brilliant lately, humping Ayr Utd, Falkirk andst johnstone is hardly anything to get excited about. last decent team they played beat them at ibrokes.
Celtic will win by at least a couple of goals as ibrokes is our easiest away game now.

05 Mar 2018 20:11:43
🀣🀣🀣 jamesyboy, I wouldn’t put st Johnstone on that list when your β€˜invincibles’ struggled to get a draw with them at the girodome

05 Mar 2018 20:30:10
I wouldn't put 'invincibles' on that list their ForfarBear, that was last season. Try and keep up son. πŸ€—

05 Mar 2018 21:19:07
Is your mind that warped by obsession bham that you have blotted out all recollection of your fighting draw against the mighty St Johnstone at the piggery recently? Away for a wee cup of cocoa and a lie down. You'll feel better I promise - at least till Sunday 😁😁😁😁

06 Mar 2018 00:08:47
When wee played st Johnstone we rested 7 players that would have started, so pipe down son.

Forgot to mention defeats against Dundee, Killie and Hamilton.

06 Mar 2018 10:43:05
Dear oh dear Bhampot, u fail to see the bigger picture, one of your fellow Tim’s (both on a rangers rumours page) list st Johnstone as as team that we shouldn’t be excited about beating but u both seem to forget that you just scraped a draw at home with them, the 7 changes that jamseybhoy refers to shouldn’t make a jot of difference, you have the best squad in the league do you not? but to top it off jamseybhoy then lists killie, surely I don’t mean to remind you both how your team did against them a few weeks back?

06 Mar 2018 10:46:15
Ah but whitaboot this and whitaboot that. The blessed tanned one made the decision to make changes so nobody's fault other than his. Anyway how did you get on at Tynecastle and Rugby Park with your first team mhob? Oh wait!

07 Mar 2018 15:49:43
Ok guys u are now confident it seems, so what evidence do u have for being confident I ask.
Ofcourse the answer is 6 wins in a row beating St. Johnstone Hearts, etc etc I could go on.
So the very teams we were beating easily previously and going invincible against and u slagging us off for as were beating NOTHING, you are now lauding youselves for beating that dross.
Honestly guys the entertainment on here is great lol.


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