18 Mar 2020 15:29:18
Reckon we are all going to be asked to self isolate soon with few places open
Mrs suggested i decorate house
Any constructive ideas i could use to avoid such pain? 😂.
18 Mar 2020 17:28:29
Tell her paint might be contaminated and you can’t bring into house.
18 Mar 2020 17:50:02
Tell her that’s a brilliant idea then when we self isolate tell her you’re not allowed to go to b&q so you’ll do it when all this is over.
Alternatively tell her you want a night of sex for every room you decorate! That should do the trick.
18 Mar 2020 18:01:52
Wow al paint Tillas hoose top to bottom if that’s the case.
18 Mar 2020 18:39:13
Lol alloa, what does agreeing on the colours and sugar soaping the paintwork get him!
18 Mar 2020 19:11:41
A night of sex? If I got my end away per room in our house she would still only need to find a spare half hour 🤣🤣.
18 Mar 2020 22:39:39
Wow Snell, some staying power man.
19 Mar 2020 08:51:29
Don't worry mate, my Mrs has a thing about wallpaper.
19 Mar 2020 08:54:14
Some clear gel under the nose fake cough your too ill to move mate paint fumes will make it worse self isolate in front of tv lol.
18 Mar 2020 18:56:17
Tillidie, easy mate, tell her indoors youve took up baking mate, she will help you, lol.
19 Mar 2020 09:02:11
Snell, a half hour, if this shrinks another inch i will need to sit down to pee,