03 Jun 2026 15:00:46
Definite rumour this one.
I carried out some of my special "techniques" on my source ( workmate ) for the truth.
After extracting 4 teeth with pliers, cutting off 3 fingers, and sticking hot needles under 7 toes, he confirmed the following.
Luke Graham was seen driving the Number 26 McGills bus to Ibrox with the following passengers:-
Dan Neil.
The full Motherwell midfield.
Lyall Cameron on his way back from Aberdeen.
Valdimir Weiss.
Menu from the Cotton House.
Nathan Paterson.
Rebecca Vardy.
Findlay Curtis on his way back from Killie.
Derek Ferguson ( Lewis missed the bus ).
Fork.
Tav returning for his testimonial.
Devlin.
And what clinched it for me as the truth was that Robin Van Persie was the bus conductor.
03 Jun 2026 15:31:33
I can neither confirm or deny that I was there or that I was a fare dodger. ?
03 Jun 2026 15:33:29
I've also just been informed that BoyBlue was cleaning the bus with his hoover whilst the radio played - ? I want to break free. ?
03 Jun 2026 15:36:52
Mph, I'm surprised at big Lewis missing the bus.
03 Jun 2026 15:40:19
Dressed in his Mrs Skirt n Blouse doing the " Shake n Vac"??
03 Jun 2026 16:00:13
Fork, how do you need to dodge a fair when u have a free travel pass?
03 Jun 2026 16:13:50
I would take all of that NPH apart from Rebecca Vardy, she's not Rangers class and we can do better.
03 Jun 2026 16:14:34
Not quite yet, John, end of the year. ?
03 Jun 2026 16:24:48
Shake and Vac and put the freshness back. Loved that advert.
03 Jun 2026 16:50:45
Davie, I don't see you posting on this thread? Eh?
03 Jun 2026 16:54:46
Was Bonnie Blue not on the bus?
03 Jun 2026 16:57:09
Ok fork, great thing to use.
03 Jun 2026 18:17:50
MPH, I love the new form of stats you are putting up. Definitely the way to handle it. ?
03 Jun 2026 20:25:03
Cause storm you seem to be quite frankly a wander that belittles everyone.
03 Jun 2026 18:59:38
Yes, John, save a few bob and discounted travel. ??
03 Jun 2026 19:02:52
Starting to really worry me how you lot know so much about me, closing ma curtains and turning ma music down. ? Fork my missus borrows ma skirts & blouses. P.S. Long love Freddie Mercury.
03 Jun 2026 19:10:46
Fork, we trip to Inveraray or Oban. Bite off dinner, then back home. Great day out.
03 Jun 2026 19:24:10
Kidding us on you keep to the house, Bb. The rumour is you go out dressed like that when walking the dog after dark.
03 Jun 2026 19:35:24
Yes John, my buddy has his and uses it to go all over, they say 60 is the newish 50. ??
03 Jun 2026 19:54:19
Aye, Flb, and the dogs not the only walker, if u know u know. ???
03 Jun 2026 20:19:41
JFM, what's wrong with Rebekah Vardy, mate? ?
03 Jun 2026 20:20:27
Freddie, what a chanter. ?? Well said, BB
There's no chance for us.
It's all decided for us.
This world has only one.
Sweet moment set aside for us.
Fantastic singing this and Barcelona with Montserrat Caballe. ??
03 Jun 2026 19:40:40
Should have used a cattle prod just to be sure.
03 Jun 2026 20:38:55
Flb, that ain't no rumour, that's a fact. ?
Sounds like a great we day out, John, love it mate. I'm currently in dishooms, Glasgow, for anyone not tried it, imo best food in Glasgow, it's a mix between Indian and Iranian, it's something else, guys. He sure was Fork.
03 Jun 2026 20:50:39
Nothing Sir Walter, I just hadn't seen the not Rangers class comment for a while so I thought I'd throw it in to the mix.
03 Jun 2026 21:00:03
Coops, Everything. ??
03 Jun 2026 21:19:54
Coops, what's right with her?
03 Jun 2026 22:06:09
BB4, you are making me hungry yet again!
03 Jun 2026 22:20:03
Jardine, my bad mate, I'll keep you a doggy bag. ?
04 Jun 2026 01:50:32
Apparently Dessers also missed the bus. From 5 yards out.
04 Jun 2026 06:10:07
Boy Blue, it takes 2 to tango, mate, regarding Rebekah Vardy and Coleen Rooney. ?
04 Jun 2026 11:09:40
My eldest was in Dishoom last year at Canary Wharf, BoyBlue.
Says it was excellent.
Think there is one in Edinburgh as well.
04 Jun 2026 12:08:55
I've actually been in that one in Canary Wharf mph, there's 3/4 of them in London. You're right re Edinburgh, that was the first one I tried many years ago now. The only problem with the Edinburgh one is there's always a wait of at least 45 mins, as it's just so busy, but so worth it.
So, no it doesn't take 2 to tango, she was blatantly selling stories of Colleen Rooney, for no other reason than to make the woman look bad, then turning up at England games, being all nice to her wtaf. Colleen Rooney isn't even half of it, mate, she's just a nasty jealous woman, with no morals at all.
04 Jun 2026 12:23:25
Not been in Oban for years, John. ? It was one of my favourite places years ago and had a lovely harbour and done a lovely fish supper. ? I'll need to get a wee trip back up there. ?