14 Nov 2025 20:06:27
Inspired by the earlier post on cars I thought I would ask the following
What's the most thrilling thing everyone has ever done but you would never tell your partner or anyone in your family. I shall start and I hope everyone follows.
Mines goes back to 1983. I was 28 years old and based near Naples at the time. I got to know a beautiful young Italian woman Lucia and we spent a lot of time together. Both of us were married but no ****s were given back then. I went to her place and we were spending some quality time together one afternoon when suddenly 3 males burst in to the house. It turned out to be her husband and his 2 brothers. All very angry. I had to make good my escape from a second floor window and across the vineyard naked. I made my way back to the roadway scooters tooting and locals waving at my bare arse. I had to run approximately 2-3mile back to my base and still see the look on the gatekeepers til this day. I had a 10 minute turnaround and was back fully equipped for an operation that afternoon. Safe to say I never met Lucia again ?.
14 Nov 2025 20:55:10
Shocking behaviour Florida. I had to shut my eyes reading that. I'm sure Lucias family curse your bare arse to this day. If you don't eat your dinner the bad Scotsman will get you!
14 Nov 2025 20:56:19
Got too many to mention, life has thrown up some mad times for me Florida, but picture this big stunner you met abroad, absolutely stunning, long black flowing hair, looked like pocahontas, wee sister, eyes to melt the soul.
chuffed with myself, shaken the heed towards my mates like I was gods gift, back to the apartment,
Sangria flowing, giggles in the twilight, we slowly underdressed, put on some Barry white on the wee I pod classic,
Next thing I, m confronted with biggest stauner in the world, ran right out the balcony, over the railing and fell into a bush starkers, glad we had a ground floor room.
It was Pocahontas wee brother mare like. ?.
14 Nov 2025 21:01:44
Shota ?????.
14 Nov 2025 21:07:54
Most thrilling thing I've done is chase some hairy ersed guy across a vineyard when I caught him hanging oot the back of my wife Lucia.
14 Nov 2025 21:10:32
Well you are partial to magic ?, your very own "Crying Game"??.
14 Nov 2025 21:20:58
Sorry Alloa can you send me my pants back ???.
14 Nov 2025 21:30:58
Not long after I passed my test, we went a drive up Glen Coe in an automatic. Four of us in the car.
As we were going down hill. I decided to turn off the engine to save petrol. Not only did I turn the engine off but also put the steering lock on as we where coming to a sharp bend. God knows how far the drop was but we were a mino sec from a very bad situ.
To this day. I have never mentioned it to the other three.
14 Nov 2025 21:35:10
Shota- bet you were back at the stauners door the next night sheepishly asking to come in! ??.
14 Nov 2025 21:38:56
Thought that was me for a minute alloa but I've never been to Musselburgh.
14 Nov 2025 21:42:20
Ha ha I can relate to that Florida having done a tour in Naples in 2022. In fact when I arrived the Carabiniere showed me a picture of a white hairy arse and asked if I recognised it, they are still looking for you pal.
14 Nov 2025 22:31:02
No trace Lincoln ???.
14 Nov 2025 23:20:13
Class lads, love it ? but am out I've got a feeling my missus pops in for a we look now and again ?.
15 Nov 2025 00:13:48
Athole, nearly took my eye out, never been back to estartit since.
15 Nov 2025 12:49:59
@alloa take a bow ??.