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25 Aug 2026 14:30:13
Afternoon troops.
Pretty apt as we wait for the game on Thursday and players in / out.
Anticipation and Hope are born twins.πŸ”΄βšͺπŸ”΅



25 Aug 2026 15:57:38
I'm buzzing to see what we do over the next week or so, mph. According to reliable sources on here, we will do 4 or 5, I know one or two, but no idea the rest.



25 Aug 2026 16:18:13
I am just as keen to see who leaves.



25 Aug 2026 16:21:10
Wonder how much of the Scottish core will be left at the end of the window.



25 Aug 2026 16:23:54
Agreed, we need to start shipping players out. Squad is far too bloated.



25 Aug 2026 16:32:44
Agree, Sir Struth, it's like MPH's waistline with all the fortune cookies, love u really, bud. πŸ‘πŸ˜‰πŸ€£



25 Aug 2026 16:49:49
Fork, it's not his waist, it's his head that's bloated. πŸ˜‰



25 Aug 2026 17:13:57
Would we take Ellie Simm on loan from Coventry? Knows the league and did well with Hearts last time up here.



25 Aug 2026 17:17:36
You can go aff people quite easy on here. 😀🀣😀



25 Aug 2026 17:28:40
Some more than others, MPH.

He's always lurking, wooden spoon in hand, dressed in his favourite pinny, just ready to take a cheap dig. 😁🀣



25 Aug 2026 17:35:58
Think Cameron, Barron, Souttar, Miofski, Raskin, Aasgaard, Gassama, maybe Fernandez and Sterling could be off.



25 Aug 2026 17:41:03
I know, Sunshine.
You think he's putting a comforting arm round your shoulder but he's just getting ready to stab you with his sharpest fork in the back. πŸ₯ΉπŸ€£



25 Aug 2026 18:16:21
100% and a snitch to boot πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ”±. Rather be a stirrer than a Tim SS, oh and slim one at that MPH aka confusciusπŸ‘€πŸ€£



25 Aug 2026 19:05:33
Big Slim, what about the captain or vice captain?



25 Aug 2026 19:25:43
As long as you can look yourself in the mirror (or mirrors plural for your 2 faces), Forky, then that's ok matey. 🀣



25 Aug 2026 19:30:12
Lol that'll do. πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ€£



 
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