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24 Aug 2026 08:29:11
Morning troops.
When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn't matter whether it's Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning.🔴⚪🔵



24 Aug 2026 08:58:49
Yip potato. Walking football at 10 MW centre Glenrothes. Love it.



24 Aug 2026 09:41:17
Good morning to u too, MPH.

What have u gotten involved in to make u say those wise words?



24 Aug 2026 10:11:06
Mind altering substances. 👀😉



24 Aug 2026 10:26:32
Wish it was, Fork. Sadly (for the better?) those days have passed.
Right in a cluster of migraines (10 days and counting), which is debilitating, Steve.
So after a weekend of doing nothing, it was a bonus to get up for work today. Thankfully WFH, so not too taxing.



24 Aug 2026 10:36:59
Get them myself, bud. 2 x 30/ 500 cocodamol n 2 ibuprofen does the trick, but the codeine makes me doolally for a bit, no sniggering at the back there. 👀🤣



24 Aug 2026 10:38:54
How'd the trip to John Brown's shipyard go, sorry, Slaters Menswear. 😇😉



24 Aug 2026 10:47:16
Do you have an issue with Slaters, Forky? 🤣



24 Aug 2026 11:08:50
I've got a prescription for Rizatriptan which do work, Fork.
But I'm also taking about 6 paracetamol & 6 Ibuprofen as well each day! Guts are fecked with them. And hardly sleeping.
I would have been better going to Go Outdoors and buying a tent - cheaper and it would fit better. 🤣



24 Aug 2026 11:23:34
Nah SS, MPH's body doesn't fit his suit. 😉🤣 Sorry bud. 👍



24 Aug 2026 11:26:52
Lol "Go Outdoors", get cocodamol 30/500's, bud, failing that a big dooby, used to get Sanmigraine but they were gash, or get a welder's goggles, work a treat wi the meds.



24 Aug 2026 11:39:37
I used to work in Slaters at the weekend many many years back when I was at Uni.

MPH, you can always try the SP suits, or as we called them(not to customers i hasten to add), the portly's section. I'm sure that section is still there. It's for the stick out belly brigade who are normal sizes across the shoulders and chest, but look as if they are 9 months pregnant on the belly. 🤣



24 Aug 2026 12:01:39
Unfortunately, I need a mixture of all sections, SS.
Short arse trousers in length but I have really broad shoulders to go with my overweight body on a wee frame!
44 in suit jacket!
38 in trousers!
Look a fecking mile out, but needs must for a wedding.
P.S. and you'll not be taking my inside leg! 😲



24 Aug 2026 12:35:33
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oooo, suit you Sir, Ooooo!



24 Aug 2026 13:06:22
Whits going on in here. 😂



24 Aug 2026 14:46:15
Used to get migraines mph. You have my sympathy, pal. I had them from about 15 till I was in my early 30s. Had to lie down in a darkened room and they got so bad I vomited for hours each time.

The only thing that stopped them were Askit powders, providing I took them early enough. The migraines suddenly stopped one day, which was just as well as they had banned Askit powders by that time!



24 Aug 2026 16:58:02
Aye, it's hard going at times, Seeker.
I was more motion sick. Driving home from work can be a nightmare.
I used to get one in a blue moon.
Now it's clusters of them.
Having to buy extra migraine tablets online, as I only get 12 from the Doctor over 12 weeks.


Used 10 since a week past Saturday!
Thankfully I can WFH but need to go to site tomorrow and office Thursday & Friday this week.



 
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