13 Jul 2026 14:35:59
In a poll for Celtic fans they where asked to name a fish, 95% said single 5% said special.
13 Jul 2026 15:25:12
Obviously the poll was conducted on a Friday. ?
13 Jul 2026 15:53:01
"What have you done to your leg?" asked my Celtic supporting neighbour as I limped down my garden path.
"I tripped over my son's fidget spinner and landed in the bath," I said.
"Not sure what one of those is," he replied.
"It's a big white tub that we wash ourselves in," I explained.
13 Jul 2026 16:04:23
They also did a survey and asked them what they thought about changing to the Euro, and they said naw, we're quite happy with the giro. ??♂️
13 Jul 2026 21:05:41
Ma mate is a Celtic fan, wee bit of a jakey, always falls into his hedge when he's steamin and can't get back oot it. Mad Russell.