03 Sep 2020 21:49:31
Woman walks past a pet shop. Sign on the window says 'Fanny licking frog £25' In she goes. "I'd like to see the fanny licking frog". The bloke behind the counter steps out, says, "Bonjour"
Sorry couldn't resist! 😂.
03 Sep 2020 22:28:18
That sucks mate,
04 Sep 2020 06:15:26
🸠Bonjour.
04 Sep 2020 07:31:51
Come on then weetam, let's see what you got! ðŸ‘🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧.
04 Sep 2020 08:20:38
Seeker that's gash mate.
04 Sep 2020 09:07:41
I see what you did there, Ray! 😂😂.
04 Sep 2020 09:19:55
2 guys have lost their wives in the Airport and while looking bump into one another. First says to the second I’ve lost my wife. have you seen her?
2nd guy says What does she look like.
First guy says 6ft, blonde hair and big t*ts!
What does yours look like?
2nd guy says f@*k her. we’ll just look for yours! 🤒
I’ll get my coat! 😬.
04 Sep 2020 09:51:10
Over confident guy in a nightclub chokin for his Andy Cole.
See 2 birds on the dance floor, whips the comb out, sweeps bk the hair and off he goes. Dances up to one of the girls and in a James Bond accent says “ the names bond! “. The girl rolls her eyes “ awe here we go, don’t tell me, is it James Bond? “ he says “ naw it’s uni bond and am here tae fill yer crack! â€
Boom
Boom.
04 Sep 2020 11:30:28
Oh dear, don't give up the day jobs guys 😂😂.
04 Sep 2020 14:32:22
A done it oan my tea break ðŸ‘.
04 Sep 2020 16:25:48
😂ðŸ‘🇬🇧.