03 Aug 2020 17:09:56
Hi guys, I've been reading the posts on here for months and some of you have great banter, so thanks for the laughs. Hopefully I can contribute because I'm the funniest guy I know. Sadly about 99.9% of the rumours on here never come to fruition, perhaps even sadder the players muted aren't even that good. As it's my first post I'll share a few thoughts and then divulge Rangers next big signing in the fashion that many others do. Firstly, Alfie, he isn't world class but I like him, the boy has a great work ethic and always gives the opposing side a sore head, sometimes even literally. I wasn't sure about him in the first few years although I guess it is a talent being able to miss from a yard out. He has however come on massively and I can honestly say that I haven't seen many players who can unsettle a whole back four the way he can, and that has been proved at nearly every level. He is now the main man for goals but again I think what we'll miss most is his willingness to work hard for the team. I like Defoe but sometimes you don't even know he is playing and that can certainly never be said of Alfie. Ok so here what I've heard. It was the summer of 2020, a mild day, perhaps somewhat clamy. I was walking my puggle Leo in a northwesterly direction through higher bishopbriggs. A BMW zb36 (which will be released in 3 years) pulls up on the walk way (we don't call them pavements in bishopbriggs), to my surprise a woman probably in her mid 80s get out and approached me, she said "good sir, do you have a pen I could borrow". I didn't have one so I replied "no, I'm sorry, I don't have one". Here's where it gets interesting, my dog Leo then said "I've got one", I kid you not, he's 7, I didn't even know he could talk. Anyway, we now had the required pen. The woman then said to me "thank you so much, I probably shouldn't be telling you this but the pen is for a precontract agreement which has to be signed and taken to ibrox". I asked who the player was but she couldn't tell me, she was in her 80s remember so she might have forgotten. Anyway, you heard it here first, and I can tell you one thing for sure, this is 10 minutes of your life that you'll never get back 🙂. Have a nice guys and let's hope we stop the ten, take care.
03 Aug 2020 18:01:57
Without doubt the best rumour yet. I don't mind losing time for cracking stories like that lol.
03 Aug 2020 18:27:16
Bsmate yer an egg bag, welcome I like yer style.
03 Aug 2020 18:44:19
Cheers guys ðŸ‘.
03 Aug 2020 20:12:55
Strangely, its also a lot more believable than most rumours on here hsha. Nice mate, welcome aboard 🇬🇧.
03 Aug 2020 23:18:24
A talkin dug? Is it called dykes . wear a rangers strip and got an owner called bluebell 🤔.