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14 May 2020 08:25:00
Rangers fan during lockdown is so borred he decides he is gona see what its like being a celtic fan.

He gets a celtic top and thinks i will ware it for 2 weeks.

Within hours he has been spat at, kicked, punched and verbaly abused.

He thinks, can't do this anymore. what's it gona be like when i go outside.

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14 May 2020 10:23:17
😂😂😂😂.

14 May 2020 13:47:11
Nice one Howauld, ha, ha.

14 May 2020 14:12:15
Not sure you have thought that one through Howauldsyergranny.

A RANGERS fan is being spat at, kicked, verbally abused and punched by the very people in his OWN house. It seems to be more of a social comment about how you lot behave than anything else!

Na - much prefer Mr T's picture - now that is funny.

14 May 2020 15:16:41
Its a joke . That can be turned round. Omg. Just trying to put a smile on faces. How sad are you.

14 May 2020 16:15:54
Howauld - I think some people on here may have cabin fever mate.

14 May 2020 17:58:26
Stubbsies horse! seriously social comment on OUR behaviour! You lot don’t do irony? the gift that keeps giving you lot on here.

14 May 2020 19:31:35
I laughed Howauld stubendshorse probably did aswell he's just being a fuddy-duddy.

14 May 2020 19:38:18
Blue blue sea, he’s obviously a gift horse 😂.

14 May 2020 19:42:53
I know guys.

So was mine supposed to be but things got lost in translation - sort of.

Anyway try this one.

A guy has trouble getting his old chap to stand to attention so visits the doctor. Doctor tells him it's almost an impossible case but that one thing might work.

If we take the ligaments from the trunk of a baby elephant and insert them into your old fellow then that might allow you to get it up.

2 weeks later, post op, he is having dinner with his girlfriend when there is a tremendous pressure in his trousers and he has to open his fly to relieve it. Out shoots his fella and it steals something from the table.

That was amazing says his girlfriend. Could you do that again?

I probably could he says but i'm not sure I could fit 2 bread rolls up my backside.

14 May 2020 23:00:13
Credit where it's due, ha ha, made me Chuckle.

14 May 2020 23:02:32
Ha ha very funny Stubbsy 👍.







 

 

 
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