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19 Mar 2020 22:21:32
I went into Poundland and asked if they sold £2 coins.

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19 Mar 2020 23:12:59
I have so many holes in my socks I can put them on 7 diffetent ways.
Man and woman at the airport waiting in the queue to go through security. Man says" I wish I'd brought the piano" Woman looks puzzled. Man says "cos the passports are on it! "

Man wearing a brown paper hat, jacket' shirt and trousers was arrested for rustling.

Man keels over on his way to the pub. Lady helps him to his feet, asks if he fell. "Naw
I was trying to break a bar of toffee in my back pocket.
Don't you just love Chic Murray? Lol.

20 Mar 2020 07:51:38
Laudrup1972. If you've no luck with that lot i can get my hands on them for you mate, they're reasonably priced at 2.50 a pop, first come first served pal, sorry.

20 Mar 2020 11:45:18
A man is locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein and Jeremy Beadle. He has a gun but only 2 bullets. Who does he shoot?
The man replies "Jeremy Beadle, twice. "

20 Mar 2020 20:20:19
That's a beezer Seeker - the best yet - still laughing after 20 mins!

What's the difference between a catalyst and a hormone?
You can't make a catalyst!
(some of you may have to think about that! )

20 Mar 2020 22:12:15
Aye very good Stubbsy 👍👍😂😂.



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