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26 Feb 2020 20:48:40
What I heard about Dubia:
A Drunk Wes Fod knocked Ojo out with a 5kg co2 fire extinguisher, SG heard the commotion from his room and jumped from his balcony 2 floors up and landed on the escaping drunk Wes. Because SG was in his boxers he was arrested by the Dubia police for incorrect dress in a public place and locked up.

The Rangers team led by a guilty Wes raided the police station and set free SG. Meanwhile Gary Mac had seconded a Hotel mini bus and picked up the escaping SG and team.

They then drove to the airport and accelerated into to the cargo hold of a stolen UAE airforce C130 flown by Borna and Andy Haliday. Once in flight they stayed below the radar over the middle east and eventually were met by 2 RAF Typhoons who escorted them safely to Prestwick airport.

During the flight they all made up and had dinner at Kamaras house that night laughing most of the night at jokes from Jimmy Bell. True story.

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26 Feb 2020 21:00:28
Heard that too
True story.

26 Feb 2020 21:01:23
As if they'd fly in to prestwick, has to be a wind upπŸ‘.

26 Feb 2020 21:04:46
Still only the second most random rumour I have heard mate.

26 Feb 2020 21:09:22
That's absolute nonsense, I was there and it was THREE Typhoons.

Honesty, some people on here lol.

26 Feb 2020 21:10:35
Good to see you back posting coldo πŸ‘πŸ».

26 Feb 2020 21:18:01
Big wes became sherrif of dubai that night
True story.

26 Feb 2020 21:22:24
Your telling me, they left there duty free. Nah. Am no buying it.

26 Feb 2020 21:26:45
I was on the other day bburn but cheers I guessπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ‘.

26 Feb 2020 21:41:24
Nothing wrong with presteick coldo hsha.

26 Feb 2020 21:42:14
Jtbb, yip, just like i said yesterday, the truth would come out, cheers for that mate, i knew some of the tales were way out, cheers for that pal, i will sleep easier tonight, thanks to you, lol.

26 Feb 2020 21:43:30
Welcome back Coldo, thought Katic did well tonight.

26 Feb 2020 21:50:49
Nice one TJBB.

26 Feb 2020 23:15:19
Hey coldo our man wee kenty done well tonight pal! πŸ‘πŸ‘. Form is temporary and class is permanent.
Kent ain't a bad player, he's going through a slump in form/ confidence.
Kent will get back to his best, no doubt about that! He has far too much quality/ ability, not to! For the supporters on here that keep cracking on about the Β£7million fee and all that, its not kent who says what he's worth and what the buying and selling club decide on a transfer fee. Bear that in mind why don't you! Kent without a shred of doubt is a very talented young man,
so get behind the guy instead of constantly on his back, because doing that helps no one!

27 Feb 2020 08:00:32
He definitely never hides, one of the hardest working wingers I've ever saw. Tracks back and closes down everything. The form will come back, matter of time πŸ‘.



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