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03 Jan 2020 09:16:22
Hope this gives you as much of a laugh as it gave me. I was out for a few drinks on the 1st and there were a few Celtic lads out. One guy has telling me that Morelos had a knife in the tunnel and cut one of Christie’s testicles off and that why he was rushed to hospital. Plus Morelos is in hiding in Columbia because he’s going jail.
I was going to say you couldn’t make it up, but obviously you can 😂.

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03 Jan 2020 11:09:11
Not inconceivable letsgo, I was having a Sunday morning kick about in bellahouston park with my mates and a couple of randomers when one of the randomers pulled a blade out his trainers.
Totally true story by the way. So Alfie could be running about with a blade just for the sole purpose of cutting one of Christie's hee haws off, which now seemingly he has.
Cheers for the laugh anyway lol.

03 Jan 2020 12:46:22
Maybey the should give Kevin Clancy some balls as he obviously hasn't got any when it comes to sending off any Celtic players.

03 Jan 2020 14:03:50
Letsgo, was it the right or left testicle mate, you forgot to mention, lol. that's a couple of that lot that try to hide the ball, i think.

03 Jan 2020 14:49:41
Im hearing Morelos boots were heavily modified prior to the Celtic game and if he hits the side of his heel a flick knife comes out the front. He used this to great effect in the tunnel slicing Christe's left baw off then performed a Bicycle kick into the Celtic coach.

03 Jan 2020 17:12:42
TJBB sounds like something out a bond film
The names bond. Alfredo bond.

03 Jan 2020 19:38:47
Is it but or did something actually happen in tunnel hope no.

03 Jan 2020 21:32:37
U for real ds,? U honestly think fredo had stashed a knife somewhere n stabbed christie? Then the polis just let him leave the stadium, then fly back to Columbia next day 🙈🙈 really hope your not serious man haha.

03 Jan 2020 23:56:38
Tjbb, he must have split lennons lip, lol.







 

 

 
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