07 Aug 2024 09:29:27
I think Poland is my last away day trip with the lads. Went out after last nights result and we end up in a gentleman’s club. My wee mate Alan had ran out of money so I went and lifted some for him. Came off the joint bank account as SEXCLUBLBN. 6am had the missus on the phone going off her nut. Waiting on a wee afternoon flight back to Luton. I look forward to this later. I think I might need a wee curer. Nice one Cyril ?.
07 Aug 2024 10:18:29
Rookie mistake mate?.
07 Aug 2024 10:32:07
You're in the ????.
07 Aug 2024 10:42:04
???? you'll find your possessions on the lawn when you get home ????.
07 Aug 2024 10:50:12
Could be worse could of came up CHICKSWITh*****LBN, this is the reasons we should stay cash only lol.
07 Aug 2024 11:22:12
Oh dear carluke ? you better wear a crash helmet going in the door. Good luck ?.
07 Aug 2024 11:28:03
Tell her it was a gay club and the only place to get a drink! If that fails take her down to the bamboo lounge for a drink ?.
07 Aug 2024 12:00:21
I don’t fancy your chances of any passion tonight ?.