13 Jul 2024 09:32:10
RE head full of boken bottles from Fork, what's your best Scottish saying. Ill start, "that wind could blow the change out your pockets".
13 Jul 2024 10:03:42
Heid like a stairheid, nose like god knows, and a face like a cliff face.
13 Jul 2024 10:05:22
"Face like a mad dug chewing beetroot" there's a wee couple to kick it off??.
13 Jul 2024 10:08:13
Don’t know if it’s Scottish but I always loved you have a face like a horse in a huff.
13 Jul 2024 10:35:24
As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
13 Jul 2024 10:39:03
It has to be something from Still Game or Chewing the fat.
I always liked "ya couple of fa#@ies! Or Fa#@y Bawz!
13 Jul 2024 10:40:22
Ock away you n bile yer heed, ya we eejit.
13 Jul 2024 10:53:52
Face like licking p@@h aff a nettle?.
13 Jul 2024 10:54:52
A face like a bulldog kicking pish aff a nettle.
13 Jul 2024 10:56:35
Gaun dinnae no dae that!
13 Jul 2024 11:16:37
"Face like a pail o angry worms"
13 Jul 2024 11:49:30
Yer maw’s got baws and yer da likes it.
13 Jul 2024 12:08:57
Higher than a pilots piece boax.
13 Jul 2024 12:34:16
If yer auntie had baws she wid be yer uncle.
13 Jul 2024 12:38:02
You've got a nose like a blind cobblers thumb . ??
?⚪️?.
13 Jul 2024 12:58:18
When I was younger my mum used to always say:-
If you fly with the craws you’ll get shot with the craws.
13 Jul 2024 13:05:18
Ya couple ah fannies.
13 Jul 2024 13:06:06
Glakit.
13 Jul 2024 13:07:10
Last night there was a murder in the chippy, a wee dug stole a haddy bone, a big dug tried to tak it aff him, so I hit it wi a tattie scone.
I went roon to see ma Auntie Jeannie, she lived in a corned beef tin, I looked thru a hole in the windae and ah shouted "Auntie jeannie are u in"
Next verse has false teeth n widden leg in it but can't mind it.
Just a gd example of the Scottish vernacular back on the day.
My gran used to sing these auld Scottish songs when i was a bairn, can't mind the rest of the verses, maybe you of a finer vintage might remember them. ?.
13 Jul 2024 13:19:52
Got one eye going to shops and other coming back with the change.
13 Jul 2024 13:43:23
You've got a face like yer chewing wasps.
13 Jul 2024 13:46:18
You could peel an orange in yer pocket with a boxing glove on (yer that tight. )
13 Jul 2024 13:47:25
Yer mas dropped more boxers than mike tyson.