Rangers Banter Archive October 09 2011
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09 Oct 2011 22:29:10
Two Rangers fans with a dog are sitting at the bar when in walks a man straight over to the Dog and lifts its tail up, he takes a long look and then orders a drink a sits at a table. Stunned the two G@rs look to each other in Disbelief, did that just happen? A short while later another man enters and walks over to the Dog lifts its tail has a good look and then buys a drink and sits down. The puzzled G@rs vow if this happens again they will ask the next man whats going on. They dont have to wait long, as the man approaches they wait until he lifts the dogs tail and one pipes up "Here you whats the crack wi ma dog big man?" he asks. "Oh nothing mate its just theres a Celtic fan out there who says theres a Dog in here wi two ar53h0les". Pmsl.....Miko
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Its lovely to see a devoted Celtic fan trying to bring a smile to our faces during the international break. Miko you are doing an excellent job but don't worry! That bunch of clowns at Celtic will soon have us rolling in the aisles with their tom-foolery and slapstick style of play! What could ever be funnier than lemons face after the next drubbing!
Cheers all the same though Miko. Ta-ta
Blue Knows
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Come on you, you have to admit it's funny - take the lemon oot yer mouth and get a sense of humour...........Miko
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Eh! I think you will find its 54 not 53 league titles. You seem to have got that confused in your spelling.
Oranjeboom
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Hi Miko I think you should take the lemon out of your club !you might all get on a wee bit better.Now yiv got tae admit that was,nt funny.grizzlybear
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09 Oct 2011 20:22:03
A father takes his young son to the zoo where they are fascinated by the lions. "Daddy, Daddy, why is that lion licking his bum?" asks the wee boy.
"Son, that's because he has just eaten a Rangers fan and is trying to get rid of the taste".....Pmsl....Miko
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Lmao timalloy. You are so funny timalloy lol.
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Miko go and remind us all how you lot are doing in the league....that will give us all a better laugh
BHW
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That's not funny!!....Miko
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Nah that joke aint funny. Im sure you can come up with something better than that?
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If you go on Celtic site you will find TWO not one person, sorry all you conspiracy theory bears but Miko and Timalloy are different people, sorry to burst your bubble. I implore you ask Ed014 again ha ha
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God we have have celebs on this page now. its funny huw those 2 clowns think there celtic legends. you two should go outside and and get off ur pc. might c huw blue the world is. it feels so good to be blue and be scottish :)
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Miko and timalloy are not the same person. They may both be tw@ts, but thats what being a celtic fan is all about. Wee bit of banter, ed.
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Knicking jokes mate? thats a billy connorley joke if i know my comedians. get your own material.
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Miko, if u put a long condom on a long dick? and u put a short condom on a short dick? wat do u put on a fat dick?? a celtic shirt lmao
badboybob
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09 Oct 2011 20:05:09
What have Rangers got in common with a three pin plug?..........Both are useless in Europe! ha ha!!......Miko
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Am a rangers fan but that was funny as f**k
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And Miko's head whistles in a crosswind lol.
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Haha, how many times you used that on here......Miko
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What is lonely,talks pish and always comes second?.............Miko
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09 Oct 2011 18:55:18
Just a wee interesting question fans.....does anyone think Barry Bannan would be superb in along side davis?? i think this boy has alot of talent and cud fit in really well....dont know anything about his background.
Not a rumour just a thought i had last night.
GazGer54
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Wots his background got to do with anything , in this day and age, i'm only intrested if the boy can play
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Wet dream was it?
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He grew up a Celtic fan. I read somewhere a couple of weeks back that Man Utd were keeping tabs on him so we have zero chance of signing him.
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He's sh*t!
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You asked about his back ground I think his mum was a hooker ! she was well known as a ladies rugby player down in the borders I recall.
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09 Oct 2011 17:17:38
can i ask all villa fans what chances yous think of cuellar leaving villa for rangers if anybody can help it will be appreciated thanks
hi mate , I think fairly 50/50, I think his fitness will change things .. if McLeish want to buy more players , They'll probably sell him to clear the wage bill (hope this helps.)
As Cuellar has already refused personal terms this summer with Rangers cause they can only pay him 20k a week and he'd rather sit on his arse collecting 45k a week for his last year of his contract! I feel he'll be released in the summer and then he'll go to Rangers and take the pay cut but not before.
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Don't think Rangers will be buying in January, absolutely no danger. Cuellar will never be back at Rangers, if he leaves Villa he'll go back to La Liga.....Miko
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Dont need him. We have more than enough to win the SPL. Its became a joke of late. If we hadnt of won it in the last 3 years epecially I would be very worried, but we have and this years even easier. Atlantic league please! Motherwell and Celtic are closest rivals? thats grim like! We need actual competiton to grow as a club. No offence to Motherwell mind but their hardly a massive club.
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Wouldn't get a game ahead of Goian & Captain America anyway
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09 Oct 2011 16:34:46
Heard a rumour guys miko is actually the love child of neil and peter this explains his lack of knowledge when visiting the champs page poor we soul
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09 Oct 2011 15:40:58
Rangers rumour..... Rangers hammered Ceptic and have won 18 and drawn 2 of their last 20 SPL games and they were the better side in both games they drew V Ceptic 0-0 and Jam Tarts 1-1 and that they will be home and dry by February with Lennon getting the sack and Owen Coyle taking quick way out of relegation threatened Bolton
4 In a Row
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09 Oct 2011 14:13:52
do you think gers will escape the tax mann.
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Do you think Celtic will escape 3rd place in the league?
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Do you think you can spell tax man?
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Is mike funny.
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09 Oct 2011 08:35:22
Anyone think that if Celtic dont get a few good results in the next month and Scotland do not reach the play offs, Levein will replace Lennon. I can see it happening!
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No chance they would run him out the door after the first bad result as he is not sellick minded.strachan springs to mind .shaun h
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I would love this can just see Celtic playing 4 6 0 at ibrox we would take 6 or 7 off them
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