Rangers Banter Archive October 08 2011
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08 Oct 2011 23:31:05
**BREAKING NEWS**
If you buy a Broony mask at the barras tomorrow you will get a free, Larrson dvd , Chris Sutton book, Tony Moggly make- up bag, We are all Keith Lemmon T-shirt , A weekend at McCourts caravan, Kris Commons 10,000 favourite recipes book, John Kennedy testimonial ticket and a seat on the plane to Japan whenever they go.
Fellow Teddy Bears feel free to add prizes.
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If you go to the burger van. you get to meet fat sally.
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You'll get a biological protection suit so you can walk by Bairds pub without catching something nasty ... {Ed014's Note - Or meet Ed007}
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Are they not allowed to call us ****** *** anymore?
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Fek sake the ed..i allready had it covered . can we not even say current bun? sure ya can even go to tesco and ask for one...ed.coming from belfast and being told ya cant say the h word anymore is astounding..m8 the things we call each other over here is mental..is it true mate the h words banned in scotland? {Ed001's Note - yes.}
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It's the snp in charge over here so far u chant sing ANY football songs, u cant wear any colour of green or blue when either side plays,if u do a pee n don't flush or if u fart in the street & someone smells it you get hammered for it.
Aw Aye & they waste millions of £££££ on changing the idea of challenge 21 to chanllenge 25 rather than using that money to chase up the 'certain' fans who write pure bile on here. ?
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Dont you set of numpties not see whats going on here?The SNP gestapo took the tolls off all the bridges and now both of you sets of idiots are going to be paying one way or another for all the bridge toll monies they gave away!! Are you sure Gordon Brown isnt going to be the next SNP chancelor..lol
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Talking of the SNP...Its scotlands oil! ..remember that one?..I didnt hear them say they would chuck the old firm clubs a few million a season to keep Scotlands co-efficient up to help tourism..instead they are going to tax both old firm clubs to death and into oblivion...wise up they are the scottish disease..you would have a better hope with Gaddafti lol.
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08 Oct 2011 20:48:56
Well done Scotland. I'm off to Benidorm with the boys on Monday for the game in Alicante on Tuesday. We'll be coming we'll be coming we'll be coming down the road when you hear the noise of the Tartan Army boys we'll be coming down the road. Come on Scotland. See you next Friday.
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Why would you disagree with that?!
Great football, should have scored more but what a performance!!
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Holy s**t, we beat the mighty Lichies and we are now world beaters.
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Prediction for tuesday 3or 4 nil spain ,caldwell to get sent off, watched spain against the czech,s they never got out of 2nd gear all one touch football never broke sweat ,a training match really. hope scotland can get something but really canny see it.
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An ulster man here rekons scotlands good for a draw tuesday nite
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Aye we are all Scots when it comes to victory in the qualifiers .Its a pity you put your club colours back on when the internationals are passed.Wonder why that is?
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08 Oct 2011 20:34:09
hello my fellow bears how would all yous want to see brought in in januray
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A good striker
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Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney, but being realistic probably no one will come in mate.
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Jamie Murphy from motherwell
David tempelton from hearts
Carlos cuellar from Aston villa
that is the players i would like to see come to ibrox
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Bannan
rhodes
rose
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Jela will be sold. would expect him to be replaced with either a past it big name or a loan for an exiting younger player
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Bill Gates
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Bill gates would be the best signing a think i have to agree there
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I doubt it will hapen but dus anyone think we should try to lure Daniel Majstorovic from the beggars at a price of 5 mil. 30000 wages and then we will be world beaters
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With the standard of player at the piggery..we dont need to sign no one in jan..start thinking next season and who we shuold bring in to clinch 5 in a row
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Someone who can cross a ball as i dont think wylde is the answer but willing to give him a chance while we remain unbeaten
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08 Oct 2011 15:34:46
C'mon bears, don't be blue, you're top of the league and we're only winding you up. You lot are at it on our site......incidently, your Tony was on our page stating he likes his women to have something between their legs! Pmsl!
Seriously, check it out, he posted it at 09:32:04, hilarious!.....Miko
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Hahaaa........................how unbeliably funny is that? Fnarr fnarr, chortle chortle
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I'm with Tony on this one miko. I like my women to have something between their legs aswell (my d*ck) sorry about the language Ed lol.
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08 Oct 2011 13:46:28
Dear Rangers Ed, please can you stop those big bad tims posting on our Rangers site, I was so upset last night I had to get mummy to tuck me in and give me an extra cuddle and leave the light on. I am only 56.
As a rangers fan I and all the others cannot understand why you allow banter on a banter site. I and my fellow bears are unable to come up with witty replies and this makes us all sad. Cry Baby Bear
As related to Timalloy LOL
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08 Oct 2011 12:09:26
Any of the 'real' rangers supports hear anything about a meeting last week with Craig White & other business men ?
Any and to quote: if we (rangers) are 10 points clear just now, why don't we just enter admin don't pay a penny & were still top ? & again to quote: if we lose this tax case how can we (business men in the meeting) make money out of it ?
Aye it's Lenny from the tic page, but spoke to a guy in ma work about this & the tax case & that's his words on what happened ? Don't know if anyone posted it in here as am hardly on here but thats how a put the 'real' rangers supports Ie people on the know know anything about this
Lenny
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If we enter admin now jelavic, davis, shagger, naismith etc, etc will be sold
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I might be wrong but I think if we go into administration we are barred from all transfer activity both in an out of the club
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We will not sell those players ya diddy. We will not lose the tax case as well as mr whyte is not daft. I don't see us signing anybody in January as we don't need to. The squad wee have are good enough to see out the season as champs. And by the way don't rise to the 3 fan dans from the mank mob, you know who you are. Warp remember that. Fail fail,,,,,
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We will not enter admin. as ive posted before we will exit the tax case with a bill of 6 million.
the tiger - beyond reproach
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Eh, how can we enter administration, we are not in debt to anyone at the moment or have you forgotten that ?
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Your in debt to Craig Whyte. He can place you in admin anytime he likes.
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08 Oct 2011 10:20:24
Alright bears? Big game for Scotland today. COME ON SCOTLAND.
PS: Did anyone think its strange that miko only posted on this page last night and not his own? Is it because if he did post on his own page he would get found out by Ed007 cause miko and timalloys IP number would be the same?
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Do u know what channel the game is on today
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Scotland game is on coonsul telly m8, bbc2................ 'mon SCOTLAND !! {Ed014's Note - For the last time.Timalloy and Miko do not have the same IP address,this is all getting rather boring and childish now.I am not getting at you,I am TELLING the OP.
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Keep yer hair on Ed lol {Ed002's Note - You know that Ed014 is completely covered in thick copper colored hair - even the soles of his feet.}
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The scotland game is on bbc2 at 6.05pm. kick off 6.30pm
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They may not have the same IP, but they got the same mentality, that of a 2 year old ..
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08 Oct 2011 07:57:48
Come on people, don't let the childish antics of they clowns get to you. Imagine being in their shoes for a minute.
Gordon strachan who was winning titles and progressing Celtic in Europe sacked.
Tony mowberry who relegated WBA employed.
The league title signed ( Robbie keane ) and failed to deliver.
Tony mowberry sacked.
Neil lemmon employed.
Referees and the SFA conspiring against your club.
People for some unknown reason dislike your manager.
Terry butcher forcing your manager to kick water bottles.
This is not the end.
It's the begining.
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I thought people didn't like him because he comes across as a horrible, angry brat.
Just me then?
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Ginger Shrek !!............ He will walk away after Rennes hump them and they fail fail against second placed Motherwell. All simple arithmetic and piles on the misery for the chasers. 4 in a row.
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If you loook at the celtic players every one of them look as if they have a chip on their shoulders thats comeing from the manager, if you look at the rangers players they havent got that because mc coist is a happy go lucky guy and it transmits to the players.niel lennon has to break a smile on tv win or lose.he might just get a bit of a break from everybody if he done that.
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08 Oct 2011 02:03:14
anyone know why dorin goian never played for romania tonight?
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He wasn't first choice after palermo coz he hardly played. He's only started again since singing for us.
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Coz he aint 1st choice
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So is he a good singer then?
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Dorin Goian's voice is so beautifully high pitched he makes the BeeGee's sound like an angry gorilla.
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The more players not playing international football the better for gers
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08 Oct 2011 01:13:33
I have got to agree with the people who say they are fed up coming on the site and seeing 20 + posts a day from two very irritating individuals whose soul purpose is to talk total nonesense and get under people's skin, they act like they are superstars - when in actual fact they are are a couple of clowns. If thats banter then I guess I'm coming on to the wrong page - the people who do have something to say about Rangers on the Rangers banter page are getting ignored - The Ed's on the other site would not allow bears to constantly annoy regulars posters - so why is it allowed here ? {Ed003's Note - Nobody is getting ignored all posts are checked for Foul/abusive/offensive material,occasionally stuff gets through(we are human after all) I'm sorry if you feel you are on the wrong "page" but to tell you the truth the posts over the last week resemble nothing more than primary school "I told you so","he said it first","my dad is bigger than your's" and that's from both "pages",I'd retire if I could afford to but that went on Ed 007's bail,and I cant see that coming back anytime soon ;-) }
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I agree with you 100% but it is a banter page and as GERS fans just rise above there low IQ were much to bright to let a couple of clowns get to us the best way is to carry on and ignore them really at the end of the day they are just waisting there time on here. GERman
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They just do it coz they ave no job the only time they aint on this page is when there signing on
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