Rangers Banter Archive October 05 2011

 

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05 Oct 2011 23:30:45
I'm still here you muppets! We'll still win the league once fat sally mcmoist screws up! Malmo, Maribor and Falkirk are evidence that you lot are probably even worse than us. Oh aye, and it wasn't so long ago you were all disgruntled with Fat Sally and wanted him out.....WATP, load of mince! lol.

Then the men in the bowler hats will bust down the front doors, strip that hovel to the bare bones and I'll be on here givin you lot the pelters you deserve, lol.

Bring it on, gimme your worst, lol........Hail Hail!

Miko

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Grow up miko its a game.... One your team has finished second at for a long time.. Always next year...

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Miko you are a very sad person trying to rile the Rangers fans that you wont do, because were miles in front of you so just get real and grow up for gods sake you lot will never overtake us and as for the HMRC episode there is no foundation as yet until there is keep that mouth shut and know one would know you were stupid.

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"know one would know you were stupid", eh? Haha, that would be "no one", slick! And as for HMRC, you say there's no foundation.....what??? Are you serious? The fact they're taking legal action against your club more than suggests there is! Hilarious!

Your lot are on our site spouting a lot of crap, so until you disappear, I'll be here to fight the cause!

Our team has finished second for a long time? 3 years, did we not manage it first? Typical, you only manage to achieve these feats after it's already been done......always remember wee teddy bears, we have something in our cabinet you can only dream of........second? We're Scotlands Premier! lol......Miko (enjoying the chase) Round yees!

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Your as bad as the england fans that go on about 66-lets compare cabinets and see whos polishing the silverware longer!! hail hail your bhoys will fail-
watp

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Mate its not the England fans that go on about it. It's pundits, papers. They are a big difference the Celtic fans that do go on about it weren't even born have you noticed that?

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I live in england mate and they bloody well do harp on about it! thats all you hear them talk about.mind you the slime talk about the cup they have what about the cup winners cup we have watp

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05 Oct 2011 23:08:17
a guy called lennon, had so much to say...stating this is just the beginning we will have our day. he promised the fans to play celtic way, attack style football like barca play he rallied the crowd and set out his stall... but by f*** , how the ginger one did fall were 10 games in and ten points clear...so much for having nothing to fear.we may have issues with cashflow and tax ... but we play for the jersey we wear on our backs.for we are the rangers...scotlands premier team ... founded by four men who once had a dream. we had no money a kit or a ball.. but we carried on and the RANGERS were born 54 titles and were going strong ♥ :D WATP !

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And no European Cup!.....Miko

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We may not have european cup but neither will you miko

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Eh? Haha, why don't you visit Paradise for a tour of the Stadium and you'll see the nice big shinny replica UEFA presented us with.....a club with real international standing! Who are you anyway? Let me guess.....anon? lol.

Miko

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You mean breeze block boulavard with a replica ha ha so what and who cares

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You do!.....Miko

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Get with the times miko.

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Miko sweetheart, you can keep your European cup, I'm happy happy being the most successful team ever, stop living in the past and come into the present eh!! You lot are a bunch of bottlers who arn't up for the fight!
Dmrangers
P.s wonder if Lennon think its dark in McCoist's back pocket??

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.a club with real international standing! miko
sorry miko yer a wee bit deluded there ,celtic fans have built up myths about themselves since I can remember (Tgfw, playing the game the celtic way ? blah blah blah , ect ) but its really only yous'e that believe the myths everybody else knows the truth , but that statement is up there with the best myths yet . surley you and the rest of your support dont believe that youv'e not even got a good standing in scotland the now. you must have wrote that in anger at the state of your team? and if you didn't then here's a myth goin about this site your a total balloon

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Miko you are the best example ever of someone who needs to take a good hard look at themselves you are just so full of hatred for anything rangers, the bile must choke you every time you look at the league table f##k knows what the 54 titles do to your unformed brain also the thought that this season you can have no excuses for failure, only your inability to overcome a mighty foe it just does not get any better for you and all your like minded muppets, fail fail that sounds more like it fits you lot better this is from reggietheblue

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Miko we're the worlds most successfull club and who are you?

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Message to miko:
i am not anon as you suggest. don't really care what you have to say about me though.
anyway when i was at school your team was spelt C E L T I C and not R A N G E R S. so please tell me why are you always on this site? think we have a closet teddy bear!! or is it you want to assosiate yourself with the best team in scotland.

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05 Oct 2011 20:11:43
Juan Agudelo a very young rising star ally take a look
chiz

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05 Oct 2011 20:06:31
gers should buy ddc united player Dwayne De Rosario attacking midfielder with a high goal scoring record.

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That'lll be the same guy Celtic looked at. Too old and not good enough.

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05 Oct 2011 19:56:31
nobody think George Boyd would be a good buy.
chiz

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Looks decent any time i have seen him. Maybe outside our price range though and our young guys are capable of doing a good job.

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05 Oct 2011 19:43:08
hopefully it is Nike.

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05 Oct 2011 19:09:26
Will be good when we win the league this season, nice wee 4 in a row then go to America for a tour of the USA, sounds like a great pre-season coming up after this season. Kidding aside, there is a long way to go, but i'm confident because Rangers are winners.

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05 Oct 2011 19:04:40
H M R C
E c A H
R C N A
O O G M
I E P
S R I
T S O
N
S {Ed003's Note -That reminds me,I need to make an appointment at the opticians,cheers mate, but the N and S are in the wrong column}

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HERO
McCOIST
RANGERS
CHAMPIONS

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Healy Magic Relegates Celtic

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Hello
Miko
Rangers are
Champions

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05 oct 2011 18:54:43
bears been having a look on their page and noticed that their ed has disappeared along with timalloy - funny eh? pointed this out to them but never posted it loll

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I posted the same thing a few days back and just like you it wasn't posted!!
GCUK {Ed003's Note -If their was a lot of repetitive posts they might not have got through}

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Unamed bear, one of you lot posted same thing earlier, not going to post same rubbish twice. For all you bears information Ed007 is having internet problems and our Timalloy is taking break due to work committments hope that helps you nosy bears LOL CFC 1967
Ps no doubt both will be back shortly to rip into you lot

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Could timalloy and ed be the same person? {Ed003's Note - No,but they might be a couple,rumour has it they have been to Haven/Craig Tara for the week}

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Aye we'll be 20 points clear by the time they twonks are back.

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05 Oct 2011 18:25:08
fellow champions.....

i see that ed has created some new forums, one that sticks out is... "CONSPIRACY TALK"

i thought we already had a page for the shellik fans to share their thoughts haha

clowns.


ps. well done ed on this page, outstanding, never a night goes by where i dont have a quick read! brilliant!

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05 Oct 2011 18:06:00
i think rangers should go in for McFadden as he rejected wolves

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05 Oct 2011 18:01:50
now the manky mob want to do a protest to get Lennon out of the manky mob this is absolutely hilarious

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05 Oct 2011 17:58:28
I'm going to be in Calella, Spain while the Scotland games are on, also next spl game. Does anyone know of any rangers/Scottish pubs over there?

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Just to let you know mate the weather in the costa brava is bad the now mate. You better pack your waterproofs. The Ibrox Bar, Bravabears bar, BarFollow, BlueLion. I hope that helps with the pubs mate sorry about the weather.
BBear

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Hey guys shes dragging me to Pathos in Cyprus any gers bars there? sausage bear

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05 Oct 2011 17:32:47
Good to see the rumours flowing freely again, won't be long until Boyd is mentioned. Christ guys it's only the start of October and so far we are bringing in half a dozen. LOL

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05 Oct 2011 15:55:24
‎I am now getting the feeling that when i get to work in morning there may be a lot of folk off sick - there is a 'bug' going round- its called 'LENNONITIS' - it is very 'COMMONS'.. affects your 'SAMAR-ARSE', turns your s**t 'SCOTTIE BROON'...and instead of getting a temp you are freezing - in fact your 'MINUS' TEN

haha!

R.T.I.D

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05 Oct 2011 14:22:01
alright my fellow bears how are yous today always good waking up a champion don't yous agree
campbell

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Alright Campbell I feel champion today thanks for asking. On top of the world (or SPL) LOL

Billyboy1

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Actually I feel sorry for all ra sellik fans & Neil Lemmon, it must be terrible, all that pressure knowing that you're getting the Dan Mack anyday now..... ahhhhh who am I kidding, its HILARIOUS

YeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaa

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How's it going Campbell? Do you ever open up a pack of Rich Tea's have 3 then think ah well I may as well have 4 in a row? haha

Billyboy1

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05 Oct 2011 14:07:10
I'd like to remind all rangers fans being 10 points clear means nothing because the taxman is coming u all seem to be forgetting this but next month when the case is lost where u are in league will be the least of ur worries, u might be ahead on the pitch but off it ur miles behind celtic, short term its rangers long term its celtic, after this year celtic will be champs for years to come

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Mate wake up you don't know whats gonna happen with the taxcase plus your in dreamland if you really think yous are gonna dominate Scottish football rangers are the dominant force and always will be so go back to your manky mob friends and go and talk to them about being the dominant force in Scottish football because the way a look at it there's a difference with talking about it and actually doing it

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Pft, gers lose 10 points we're still only 1 behind your mob. hardly a big loss is it? wish you mankies could learn your sums

s-bear

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Fellow bears ye just know this timothy is absolutely ragin at the state of his team

altogether now try and stop laughin at im
4iar

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You need to be very, very careful..... because see yer comfort blanket ? Shoit sticks to a blanket............ Now, back under yer rock and dream about beating Motherwell for second place, LOSER ! 4 in a row

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After this year.........................this time next year, Rodney!!

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05 Oct 2011 13:17:43
Celtic fans going back to the Rangers out of Europe thing, Rangers have solely been representing Scotland in Europe for the last few seasons and winning the league and cups back home. Celtic are only in Europe due to luck, the night Rangers got beat off Falkirk was that Falkirk played well and deserved their win, good luck to them. If you seen Celtic play Ross County that night and seen both there goals you would see luck again. Rangers are the best club in Scotland, undisputed, the league doesn't lie.

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I'm a rangers fan, celtic are still in europe because sion played players that they werent meant to be playing, hows that luck? sion cheeted

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Guy above got it right if you play someone who's not allowed then your leaving your self wide open ? It's like playing a player that got sent off on Sunday, then playing him in the next game ?

As for the back door to Europa, see if it was rangers,Scotland,England,Ireland or whoever you supported, would you really care ?

Aye I'm a tic fan & if rangers got back in to Europa after getting knocked out then a would be saying everything that most rangers fans gave said to us ? Would be a different story if the boot was on the other shoe

Lenny

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Yes but use lot are rubbing it in as if u legitimatly got there! you didnt win you got there by default so less of the smug!

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AND............ you are utter nonsence when you get there Lenny, so don't try and make it justifiable. We still won games which led to titles whilst in Europe, you lot couldnae beat Caseys drum !!! Face the facts, yer in via the back door and yer still getting horsed, Ginger Shrek will be oot after Motherwell drill ye's at Fir Park................. right after ANOTHER doin' in Europe, can you see our tail-pipe? We can see you in the rear view mirror ! LMFAO... Rangers 'til I die

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Who cares about getting knocked out of europe its all in the past, these things happen, the league is priority, i will gladly sit back and watch the tick get humped on a thursday then the league on a sunday. who have use got next,o yes killie away look forward to that one, cant wait to see all ure faces especialy ure wee ginger man he he ramie govan f

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Celtic lost to Sion, they got in due to UEFA red tape. Celtic fans can sugar coat it as cheating if they want. You got in the back door, and are heading straight back out at the first hurdle.

GovanFR

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05 Oct 2011 12:38:00
i would like to ask why there seems to be no action being taken against sceptic regarding the bile being chanted by there fans during the hearts game. and the sad fact of them sticking there fingers up to the hearts under twelves squad being paraded at half time mark.

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Well look closer to home... Infact nearly every 5th or 6th post referring to Celtic fc as 'sceptic' referring to the fans as mankies (s-bear) or manly mob ?

Go to the green side of this forum and you will find it hard to see many (not say any because they will be one somewhere) Celtic fans referring to such names as above ? Yeah you will get blue noses,the huns, the other side but nothing like bile like you see on this page ? Yes I heard what happened on Sunday was pretty clear on radio & sky but when rangers fans complain about stuff like this (as said above) every 5th/6th post is being reffered to as mankies etc ?

Think the phrase pot kettle black ring any bells ?

Ps don't argee with what was being chanted on Sunday from both fans the oh ah & Neil Lennon ur a ... Also the masks of the guy that hit Lennon?

Lenny

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Hun is a sectarian term so I wouldn't be proud that you call us that

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Don't say being called a mhank offends you then say pot calling kettle black. Its makes you sound like a fool. I personally like the banter side of things, words like "smelly ones, septic" and whatever you call us in a similar vain (I don't know, I don't read the runners up page) not so keen on the silly sectarian names we have for each other "hun/tim" but I've always said, its not what you say its how you say it. If there's venom behind someone's patter you can normally tell.

Anyway, peace out Glasweigens. The title is ours!

pappy

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Lenny, calling someone manky is not sectarian. I assume that what you mean because you typed 'manly mob' there is nothing manly about you lot, when you lose you cry like little girls.

GovanFR

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05 Oct 2011 09:40:58
Sorry but htis made me laugh this morning!


Meanwhile, Celtic defender Daniel Majstorovic insists he's at the top of his game after being dropped for the recent Old Firm derby. (The Record)

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The only things missing from his game is ability, positional sense, skill, decent distribution, speed, and adequate knowledge of how to defend. apart from that he's not a bad player

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A liked the way u put it mate

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Yea made me laugh this morning if that is him at the top of his game then am deffo going to the bookies and put a bet on for 10 in a row ha ha ramie govan f

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05 Oct 2011 03:23:58
Fellow bears this is what we are up against, absolutely shameful.
A lot of what I am about to write people may not believe. It’s natural not to – especially if, like me, you were at Ibrox on Saturday and know that not a single sectarian, bigoted or offensive song was sung. However the following is a transcript of a conversation between Dr. Stuart Waiton (SW) of Take a Liberty (Scotland) and Humza Yousaf (HY), the Scottish National Party MSP and member of the Justice Committee that is overseeing the implementation of the Offensive Behaviour at Football Bill.

It took place during a show on Radio Scotland on the 3rd October presented by Kaye Adams. The show was littered with inaccurate comment but the below was the worst of the lot.

SW – “There was not a single offensive song because they are already terrified of being arrested.”

HY – “You clearly weren’t in the stadium then because you must have not heard what a particular number of people who were at the game heard”

SW – “I was at the game actually I was sitting with The Blue Order”

HY – “Well then clearly you had your earplugs in then because if you couldn’t hear what some of the offensive songs that were being sung.”

SW – “What were the songs?”

HY – Ignores question.

I would urge people to listen to this themselves. Humza Yousaf is a liar.

A link to the show can be found here: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b015d1sp/Call_Kaye_03_10_2011/ The above conversation takes place from around 52 mins 40 secs.

This is the type of drivel being spouted by the SNP as they try to push through this law to criminalise football fans. They will happily lie and spread misinformation to a public who are unlikely to seek out the truth for themselves.

Here is some more information about Yousaf www.scottish.parliament.uk/msp/memberspages/humza_yousaf/index.htm. I’m disappointed to say we share both school and university in common. Things must have gone downhill since I left. It is interesting that he mentions his interests as including civil liberties. I can only deduce that his interest in the subject is to curtail those liberties as much as possible for people attending football in this country.

We as a support and the wider football community have to start challenging these lies before it is too late and this Bill has been passed on a wave of apathy. Speak to your MSP and find out their view. Challenge those views if necessary and the people who tell these lies. Otherwise being a football supporter in this country is going to become more trouble than it is worth.

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His email and contact details are readily available, surely some bears who attended the game should drop him a wee line and ask exactly what he thought were the offensive songs. Or make a complaint through the supporters groups, or Rangers themselves.

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Victimisation is what it is. Its time we found a way to fight back. Sectarian songs are wrong i think any decent fan will agree with that but i will say again Rangers are being victimised. Other clubs have a percentage of fans who routinely indulge in this kind of behaviour and walk away scot free. European clubs have far bigger problems with racism and crowd control bit this never gets mentioned either. Time to get a petition going maybe?

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