Rangers Banter Archive November 04 2020

04 Nov 2020 20:59:53
Just watching the Derby v QPR game, is there an uglier strike force in the UK than Rooney and Waghorn? 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

04 Nov 2020 21:25:48
Any forward line that contains Leigh Griffiths!

04 Nov 2020 21:33:48
The thumb and the thumbs forehead.

04 Nov 2020 21:37:35
Shagnasty and mutley.

04 Nov 2020 21:48:22
There's an old saying SirWalterSmith
See yourself as others see you 🤔
Beauty is skin deep someone calling someone else ugly are ugly inside.
Not very nice at all pal!

04 Nov 2020 21:57:21
Think he was maybe just having a wee laugh and bit of banter SGL 😂.

04 Nov 2020 22:55:47
FFS didn't know Coop had turned into a hippy! ☮️✌️😂.

04 Nov 2020 23:08:24
Thanks for your feedback SGL, have a word wi yourself, you've clearly forgotten it's a banter site son.

04 Nov 2020 23:16:34
Davie dodds and Willie pettigrew.

Yep it's all banter sg.

04 Nov 2020 23:39:28
Hohoho, surely ol midfielder Dynamo is pulling your plonker, if not I’m just flabbergasted, being very attractive myself I’m not too bothered as it obviously does Affect me, and I’m quite content in the showers too, but I understand coops some people just don’t have my natural good looks and obvious charm but Rooneys done well enough for a beauty challenged individual and waggys played for Rangers so they can’t be beautiful and successful

It’s not easy as you think you know.

04 Nov 2020 23:50:13
how about Jamie vardy and Steptoe up front.

05 Nov 2020 06:10:48
Beauty is skin deep 😂😂😂😂 ugly inside. what's going on here. Haha.

05 Nov 2020 06:49:42
Yes its a banter site SirWalterSmith you should remember that when you put in your wee snidey digs regarding my posts🤔 People in glass houses pal!

05 Nov 2020 07:19:42
Doesn't seem to have done Waggy any harm. Have you seen his missus?

05 Nov 2020 08:04:03
Coop, beauty is skin deep but ugly goes right to the f***** bone!

05 Nov 2020 08:06:27
Davie Dodds and Stephane Mahe.

05 Nov 2020 09:04:45
You think he met her at the chippy Seeker?

05 Nov 2020 09:11:53
Seeker or peter crouch.

05 Nov 2020 09:12:33
Someone once asked crouch what he would be if he's was not a footballer. His reply. a virgin 😂😂😂.

05 Nov 2020 09:47:57
Griffiths and popcorn teeth in a game of 7s.

05 Nov 2020 09:48:17
Arthur Scargill and Anne Widdecombe.

05 Nov 2020 09:57:44
With all that money they make, I don't think they care one bit that they have a boat race like a bucket of sh@*e!
I keep telling my wife that If I had their money I would have been one helluva stud - She likes a good laugh so she does.

05 Nov 2020 09:59:43
That's exactly the story I was thinking about paul when I was reading this thread🤣🤣👍.

05 Nov 2020 10:29:18
Shane MacGowan and leigh Griffiths.

05 Nov 2020 17:10:19
Paul86. 😂.

06 Nov 2020 10:51:52
SGL quite often we don’t agree but I’m with u on this.
People hide offensive language behind it’s only banter.
That should learn to think twice b4 they speak once.

04 Nov 2020 19:43:55
Seen that about gerd muller god how many would he score in the spl, suppose morelos is the same shape but that's as close as it gets.

04 Nov 2020 19:55:16
Border, as my post re, alfie, was almost 2 full seconds before yours i feel you have copied me,

05 Nov 2020 00:51:08
Tom good to see you back mate and that your safe - hadn’t seen a post from you in long time
Glad to see you back mate 😊👍.

06 Nov 2020 10:52:49
There is absolutely no way Alf is any way close to the player muller was.
I remember watching him loads in 70s, I supported Bayern as my foreign team they were simply amazing as were West Germany. I remember watching them live at ibrox in the semi final, muller never got a look in from DJ and big Jackson.

Two years later 7 off that team were in the 74 World Cup squad that won the World Cup muller mom in the final.
Alf has a wee bit to go to be compared with gerd or for that matter ally.

04 Nov 2020 18:53:06
Evening guys, think the toney or morelos thing is my fault, noticed toney is knocking in the goals just now and wondered if he would have been a better longterm buy than roofe, not because I'm anti roofe as was suggested, rate roofe as a player but worry about his ability to play 40 games a season seems to miss a lot of football, but big hateley arrived with a bad injury record and done no bad so hopefully roofe will be the same,

04 Nov 2020 20:04:00
I think he would have been a better buy than Roofe mate, so far I’ve been unimpressed with Roofe overall. He looks a decent player good close control and can go past a player but as a striker I’m not so sure. Perhaps better in one of the 3 in behind? I’d have liked Toney but not at that price.

04 Nov 2020 20:19:04
Ingerrardwetrust

Got to agree about Roofe I think he has been very unimpressive so far. Shown some flashes and obviously scored a wonder goal but other than that he has looked very sluggish.

04 Nov 2020 20:58:21
He looks like ha has the ability biff, but maybe better in a 2 up top or as one in behind? Doesn’t look like a striker for me. Then there’s the injuries. Time will tell.

04 Nov 2020 11:23:33
Wee reply to ToMthumb and kja9 As it's a bit down the page and wanted to explain my thinking. I was referring to Morelos v Toney. My point being, Morelos is Glasgow Rangers main striker, Been performing well at home and in Europe for 3 seasons now, scoring winning goals and braces of top glass Finishing. Was joint top scorer in group stages last year. Our top scorer a few years running, if I'm correct? Always performs in Europe and so has proven himself at the top level. He's a regular international capped player in a strong Columbia side scoring a few goals and assisting the winner last international break. We knocked back £16.5 bid for him and value him at €20 (£18m) . Toney has just had a very good 2 seasons at Peterborough Scoring 49 goals In 94 games, Previously being a failure at Newcastle, very good, but at league 1 level in England. Previously failing at Newcastle with 4 apps and 0 goals. So before moving to Brentford, he played whole career at league 1 and 2 level and scored 92 goals in 268 games. Not brilliant imo. Putting those numbers against those of Morelos, who is the more valuable player? Toney cost £5m plus £10m in add ons. Morelos will leave for a little more than that if we're lucky enough to get what we ask for. So my point was, Toney is not worth that money at the point in his career that we were linked with him. Also we can't spend that amount when that's what we bring in for our main striker, maybe get half or around that amount. You're totally right kja9 Peterborough can charge what they want mate but doesn't mean he's worth it or that we should, could, would pay that. My point then, he's a decent player, great potential butto be valued in the same bracket as Morelos, no chance. 👍🏻.

04 Nov 2020 11:57:19
ingerr, there's a very simple and straightforward answer to all of that mate, actually there's 2 things, which are both fundamental
1, never try to measure the scottish transfer market with England,
2, there will be many more real football professionals who will want Toney than want alfie, and that's usually for one simple reason, he's a better player, remember, there are fabulous players all over England who have never even played in Europe, but they're still better players than alfie, so statistics don't mean a hill o beans mate, there's a saying about statistics and lies, and its very real in football.

04 Nov 2020 12:12:53
Correct Tom.

04 Nov 2020 12:16:41
Totally disagree Tom, a Columbia international With A record equalling goal tally in Europe for his club and a better goal per game ratio in his career vs a guy who failed at epl level and has played out his career in leagues 1 and 2 in England, With a goal every 3 games roughly, I’ve not worked it out, 1st striker Is always going to be more sought after and by bigger clubs aswelL than 2nd. The problem here is English player are over rated and over valued in there own country. Hence nobody abroad comes in to buy English players. there is no danger Ivan Toney is, in a fair and normal market, the same value as Alfredo Morelos. The numbers speak for themselves. Morelos will move on, and he will go to a bigger club than Brentford, and he probably will have a more successful career than Toney as he is a better player. And they’re careers so far backs that up. Stats are facts. They don’t lie mate.

04 Nov 2020 12:58:50
I tend to agree with ingerrardwetrust, that although ivan toney is a good striker, for me alfredo morelos is better and will go on to play with a bigger club at a higher level than ivan toney. Its all about opinions.

04 Nov 2020 14:46:36
SGL, Morelos has the potential, his European record speaks for itself but a huge difference is attitude. Why didn't Lille step up and pay that extra million for him? Why did we reject £16 million.

04 Nov 2020 15:08:54
Because Lille valued him at £16 million.
Because Rangers valued him at £20 million.

04 Nov 2020 15:11:14
stuck, I think we should’ve accepted the £16.5m mate, think at time it was around €18m. Likelihood is rangers thought it was an opening bid and there would be a bit of negotiating, or maybe it was the structure of the payments? I don’t know. Looking back it was a good offer but would we have been able to replace him? And I do agree his attitude is a big negative when clubs are going to be weighing up the pros and cons of signing him. What do u think mate? Would u have took it at the time?

04 Nov 2020 15:55:43
That's what I find strange stuck. We value him around the 18mil - 20mil mark but we rejected 16.5mil. 3.5 mil of a difference for full value but surely we would have started to negotiate with lille when they opened at 16.5mil? Surely 1.5mil in realistic add ons was a reasonable outcome for both parties which you would have thought would have made a deal. Of course we don't know all the ins and outs of any offer but 16.5mil wouldn't have been that far off an amicable solution. Maybe it wasn't anywhere near the reported 16.5mil👍.

04 Nov 2020 16:13:36
Yip coldo, maybe it was a lower bid possibly rising to £16.5 for morelos from lille. I still think alfie will end up signing for an english or spanish club.

04 Nov 2020 18:27:39
Will all depend if he proves to be a liability again.

04 Nov 2020 18:37:32
correct in gerrard we trust, the rest is wishful thinking.

04 Nov 2020 19:07:44
I never said he is worth anything to be honest I was just making the point that they can ask for whatever they like and if someone pays it then that must mean that’s what he is worth.

I would take fredo over Toney at the moment but if he has a good season in championship it may change my mind.

Tho Brentford done me for £150 yesterday so I haven’t got nice things to say about that mob at the moment 😂.

04 Nov 2020 19:10:12
Ingerrard, maybe we should of taken £16.5 million, that's an incredible offer and profit for Rangers. So if we had sold him at that price then how much of that would Gerrard of got for a replacement and who would you of went for mate?

04 Nov 2020 20:38:10
That’s a great question stuck, 👏, very hard to answer, I think that would be down to the scouting team. I like the German league atm in terms of top young players, quality footballers when u watch it. And great value for money. England is vastly overpriced so It would take us to Europe or further afield unless was a loan. I was shouting all summer for us to try get Brewster on loan for a fee of a couple million if we lost Alfie so that would have been my first choice at the time. We’d prob have got around £7 m to spend on a replacement, unless Roofe and Itten were his replacements in which case I’m not impressed. Genuinely mate I’ve sat and had a long think there and I can’t think of someone that we can afford who would replace Alfie. It’s a very difficult market. Bringing someone of quality to Scotland within a wage structure of that quality, I would leave that to the experts mate. Final answer 😂 we could’ve tried pull the old pals act and went for Suarez lol think atletico got him for £2m but that’s a bit lie in the sky 😂 I pass.

04 Nov 2020 20:54:39
all opinions gerr, and I fully respect yours of course.

04 Nov 2020 21:28:00
Definitely mate, would be a very boring life if we all agreed mate 👍🏻.

04 Nov 2020 07:39:03
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