Rangers Banter Archive April 04 2020

04 Apr 2020 19:13:55
Remember when our international marathon star Callum Hawkins collapsed with heat exhaustion 24 and a half miles into the marathon at the Gold Coast 2018 Commonwealth Games? Why didn't he get the gold medal as he was leading by some distance? Asking for a mate.

04 Apr 2020 20:09:32
Very good example Ibrox4 👍🤣🤣.

04 Apr 2020 21:32:57
Not a very good example, the simple answer is because the race was still going on, it wasnt abandoned. Tell your mate he must do better than that to stop No9 🤣.

04 Apr 2020 21:35:43
Callum Hawkins was ran well for the majority of the race and then ran out of steam at the critical stage of the marathon. Your club had a similar experience in the league this season. They played well for the majority of the season but after the New Year they basically ran out of steam and found themselves 13 points behind Celtic.
I am afraid that is the difference between winners and losers.

04 Apr 2020 22:14:53
You've caught a few tonight Ibrox4
🎣🎣🎣.

04 Apr 2020 23:57:45
A trophy count. that's the difference between winners and losers.

05 Apr 2020 08:45:51
As regards the 9, no one has mathematically won the league, and like the race with Callum Hawkins Steve the race is still running.

05 Apr 2020 14:12:29
Buzz, no much happening across on your own site? I hear from good authority that Buzz here is a respected and in the know figure across on the dark side. So Buzzy boy, do you agree with your manager and captain that you should just be given the title?

05 Apr 2020 14:17:38
Celtic have won 10 trophies In A Row.

05 Apr 2020 14:25:46
Stevie, this title race is still on going, mate, okay we await word from eufa to getting league back up and running. so the race is far from finished in my opinion.

04 Apr 2020 12:03:25
Anyone who wants a refund on their season ticket let me know where the seat is and I'll make you an offer to transfer the season ticket into my name and I'll renew for next season as I had to give up my season ticket about 2001 due to personal circumstance
and I've have been trying to get another since 2015 now that my circumstances have changed with no luck and I'm still on the waiting list but this is a serious offer anyone who wants their money back for cancelled games this season let me know which section on the stadium the ticket is in and I'll make you a cash offer to transfer the season ticket into my name. And I can send my details to the ed to pass on.

04 Apr 2020 13:54:21
Hang fir and save yourself some cash, there will be a lot of people not renewing when they ask in a few weeks time, who would be buying season tickets when you don't know when season will start, could be 7 months away, for god sake.

04 Apr 2020 15:47:45
Should be plenty of offers from the sunshine supporters on here who have given up and want the manager sacked and 80% of the players dumped!

04 Apr 2020 15:57:48
Aye ready, maybe you will get a response mate, i will be renewing, and I've heard a few people say they won't renew, but i'd imagine they will, how many times have we said it, that's it no more lol, but as soon as we are asked we renew. it's called being a supporter, thru the good and bad.

04 Apr 2020 17:40:15
Speaking of sunshine supporters rubes12 are you swagman in disguise?

05 Apr 2020 09:48:05
I agree with you paulellen, as i also will be renewing my season ticket!
I followed my club everywhere for many years, through thick and thin.
You're correct paulellen, its called being a supporter. that's not underestimating this serious virus that of course has to be curtailed first, before the governing bodies even think about putting a date on when football should be played again. I honestly think imo we will be very lucky to see football being played this year and if that's what it takes to get this virus under control and the safety of everyone's health being paramount here, then so be it! Health/ human well being most definitely comes first! 🙏.

05 Apr 2020 14:26:32
S.g.l. Cheers for the mention mate, I've been going to ibrox about 50 years, and like yourself. Mate i can't see us playing footie again this year, but on your mention of virus, i was just thinking aloud last night while this virus is reoccurring in some cases, i also wonder if this virus will finish us all off mate, the people with the brains will need to get an antidote fairly soon, because if its just going to reoccur it will definitely see an end to life as we know it for sure,

04 Apr 2020 09:29:50
Mutton in the Record today:-
Do you really think the Belgians didn't want to finish the Pro League? Of course they would have. They wouldn't have wanted to crown Brugge the champions when they hadn't completed the games.
No country wants that.

Well well, you sure we should just hand the league to Celtic?

04 Apr 2020 11:47:50
Why care about what sutton says?

04 Apr 2020 13:01:06
tilladie - I don't usually, but seems even more hypocritical than usual is all.

04 Apr 2020 13:55:59
Hes a proven fud give him. no air time.

04 Apr 2020 13:56:10
if season ends here then its league postions of all teams and, that's it , seems fine by me? means we in Europe at least, because if its null and void, then its a lottery of all teams who would be in euros.

05 Apr 2020 22:23:51
Rubes12, we in europe, honest answer mate, who is we? because i think you support a team, but definetly not rangers.

04 Apr 2020 04:46:42
Rangers FC
Manager Walter Smith
Goalkeeper Stefan Klos
Left Back Arthur Numan
Centre Richard Gough
Centre Terry Butcher
Right Back D Robertson
Mid P Gascoigne
Mid Brian Laudrup
Mid Jorg Albertz
Mid BarryFerguson
Front A. Mcoist
Front Mark Hately

Subs
Goalkeeper Andy Goram
Left Back Sasa Papac
Centre L. Amorusu
Right Back Alan Hutton
Mid R de Boer
Mid Trevor Steven
Front S Arveladze

Celtic

Manager Martin O'Neil
Goalkeeper Fraser Foster
Left Kieran Tierney
Centre V Van Dijk
Centre Paul Elliot
Right J McNamara
Mid Lubo Moravcik
Mid Stylian Petrov
Mid Neil Lennon
Mid Scott Brown
Front Henrik Larsson
Front P V Hooijdonk

Subs
Goalkeeper Arthur Boric
Left Tom Boyd
Centre Johan Mjalby
Right Michael lustig
Mid Victor Wanyama
Mid James Forest
Front John Hartson

Rangers/ Celtic XI
Manager Walter Smith
Goalkeeper Stefan Klos
Right Back Kieran Tierney
Centre Richard Gough
Centre Virgil Van Dijk
Left Back Arthur Numan
Mid Brian Laudrup
Mid Lubo Moravcik
Mid Paul Gascoigne
Mid Scott Brown
Front Henrik Larsson
Front Mark Hately

Subs
Goalkeeper Fraser Foster
Left Back Sasa Papac
Centre Paul Elliot
Right Back Jacky McNamara
Mid Jorg Albertz
Mid Aiden Mcgeady
Front Ally Mcoist

HARD.

04 Apr 2020 09:48:57
too much time on your hands mate.

04 Apr 2020 11:46:35
I stopped at the goalie being a sub.

04 Apr 2020 11:53:22
Snd davie robertson at rb lol his right foot was for standing on. Gary Stevens at rb all day long.

04 Apr 2020 12:22:52
Fernando right back for me.

04 Apr 2020 13:32:06
Tilladie, your opinion is appreciated but Gary Stevens was something else and also played in a World Cup Semifinal!
World Class he was✌️✌️✌️.

04 Apr 2020 13:57:59
Dont disagree
I loved fernando.

04 Apr 2020 14:29:05
I loved fernando ricksen but gary stevens was different gravy as a right back! What a player he was!
Truly outstanding right full back and was a total athlete, with an engine 2nd to none!

04 Apr 2020 18:58:03
Thot ricksen was garbage at right back. Never became a great player for us until he moved into the middle of the park. Stevens right back all day long.