31 Dec 2019 21:03:07
Alfredo was walking past saint pauls.
Chrisie came up and grabbed his balls.
Christie says it was a joke.
He realy meant to grabb his coke.
Don't know why I'm writing this.
I never ever take the pis.
Perhaps when I get out of bed.
I did not see Alfredo's red.
Please don't let me dream away.
Will he go or will he stay.
Let him stay where he belongs.
He deserves a chance to right his wrongs.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL.
Rangers Banter Archive December 31 2019
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31 Dec 2019 20:59:19
Can anyoneone remember the gesture made to Ian Ferguson by pissio dicany no.
01 Jan 2020 01:57:51
If any grown adult is truly offended by Alfie or Kent's gesture then they need to take a long hard look at themselves. Sutton and Hartson have been an embarrassment in the wake of the old firm game. I had to pinch myself to see if I was dreaming when listening to Hartson on Talksort the other morning. And Sutton with the gestures and Gerrard over celebrating is an all time low even for that man. Klopp gets praised for his passion week in week out for the same level of celebration as Gerrard showed on Sunday. can't wait to see the reaction when we win this league.
01 Jan 2020 07:37:37
I was at that game mate. We beat them 1-0 scored by a combination of brian laudrup/ ian durrant, if my memory serves me correct. Paolo di canio signaled to ian ferguson that he was going to snap him 😂. Trust me fergie Would have ate and s**t di canio with the minimum of fuss. The italian hadn't a clue who he was dealing with!
01 Jan 2020 08:44:31
I remember watching klopp go nuts and break his specs after Liverpool beat Norwich. Can't remember Sutton or anyone else mentioning that.
01 Jan 2020 09:54:29
J1985 - I missed it, what did Hartson say? It's strange really - of all people connected with them, I used to think Hartson was a decent guy - oh how wrong I was.
01 Jan 2020 11:02:06
Its honestly comical sirstruth. On Talksport the day after the game moaning about the way Gerrard slapped Lennons hand rather than shook it. Gerrard doesn't need lessons on how to behave off a guy who kicks team mates in the face.
31 Dec 2019 20:28:54
happy new year to all on the board. #55.
31 Dec 2019 22:02:09
Happy new year to all bears and ED thanks for putting in your time.
{Ed001's Note - cheers Jaws Happy New Year.}
31 Dec 2019 19:50:23
Yeah to all the bears and bearettes and ed all the best for 2020.
{Ed001's Note - cheers mate, Happy New Year!}
31 Dec 2019 19:31:02
Happy new year to all who come and read and comment on this site, thanks again ED.
{Ed001's Note - cheers Mull, Happy New Year to you and all posters and lurkers.}
31 Dec 2019 21:26:47
Goodness Mull, something positive and make that your New Years resolution🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 Cheers mate✌️.
31 Dec 2019 18:46:36
I can't help but feeling Christies Citation is the tip of the iceberg. There is definitely something round the corner for us!
31 Dec 2019 20:28:00
If they are going to find issues regarding Christie or Morelos or Kent then surely they will find issues with our very shoddy officials. The evidence is there that they are not up to scratch. An intense refresher course should be applied. This isn't a once off, standards are dropping which is embarrassing to watch.
31 Dec 2019 20:58:35
The refereeing standards in scotland over the last couple of years have been abysmal mate 👍.
01 Jan 2020 09:27:00
I'm thinking that's the end of the SFA meeting, not sure they would have another 1, but yes I'm thinking the Christie issue does not sound right, is it a smokescreen for what's coming, we will know by Friday I assume . Give 1 to them 1st, and then hit us!
31 Dec 2019 18:34:52
Histeria at a new level, Its now being reported that Morelos attacked Chrisite causing him to have to go to Hospital for an operation. They'll be doctoring Bible Johns photo fit next.
31 Dec 2019 18:51:15
Tjbb fake news re Morelos and Christie, photo of challenge in papers last season, is ibrox and has rAlston in it . He left Celtic at start of season.
31 Dec 2019 17:37:47
Well the mhank machine in full victim mode! offended by everything embarrassed by nothing never a truer phrase and how can they be astonished at Ryan Christie being sited by compliance officer? is video footage not enough? Tom Lucas And Dornan don't get me started anywhere someone's cultural diversity is questioned they're hammered so for Lucas ex Celtic employee to question Morelos cultural background is shocking disgraceful and should be taken to task.
31 Dec 2019 17:26:02
Celtic astonished that Chrisite has been charged by the SFA for grabbing Morelos privates and will vigorously contest it.
31 Dec 2019 17:15:36
Who was given the yellow card at the same time as katic for the penalty incident looks to me like it was Brown and then he was booked again 5 mins later but looking at the flash score app it says it was only katic at that time who was booked but if u watch it back he definitely gives out two yellows.
31 Dec 2019 17:41:45
Ref has said he fidnt think katic saw him booking him so flashed card at him again. Fair enough, least he had the balls to explain that one. All quiet on his 6 or 7 other disastrous decisions.
31 Dec 2019 18:00:20
Was it not julien? 👍.
31 Dec 2019 18:05:14
He gave it to katic twice incase he never seen it the first time.
31 Dec 2019 18:48:25
Most people thought it was for Brown for elbowing Tav off the ball. Ref said it was twice to Katic.
31 Dec 2019 21:10:19
Right cheers for clearing that up fellas surely a sending off for katic then two yellows in the space off 2 seconds 😉😉.
31 Dec 2019 17:08:58
Christie has been cited for grabbing fredos baws.
31 Dec 2019 17:26:13
Watch Alfredo get hammered now - they'll say that there is no conspiracy as Christie has been cited too.
31 Dec 2019 17:40:21
No wonder. Youd be signing the nonce jotter if you did that in public.
31 Dec 2019 18:00:06
What a person!
31 Dec 2019 18:35:40
Morelos will get hammered for putting his nuts in christies hand lol.
31 Dec 2019 18:57:53
SFA will end up charging Morelos for having such a magnificent johnson or something.
31 Dec 2019 19:30:26
Gooner I did chuckle at that😂.
31 Dec 2019 15:47:57
Couple of draws ( hopefully at least 3) from that lot on there away games coming up and we keep winning the title is in the bag ♥️⚪🔵.
31 Dec 2019 17:57:08
If we focus on ourselves and win all our games leagues in bag. No need to worry about anybody else.
31 Dec 2019 18:29:25
Exactly paul86👍.
31 Dec 2019 15:44:05
Seen a lot being said about alfie and his recent red cards and that he shouldn't b letting team down and needs to do better blah blah blah! Simple facts are he is 23 gets more abuse than any other player in scotland is a constant target for defenders to kick push pull or in juliens case on sunday deck off the ball he has been outstanding this season and 2 recent reds that let's face it if it was any1 else doing what he did nothing would of happened he is being unfairly treated constantly its a surprise he hasn't done a big dunc and nutted someone! Club need to be stronger with the poor unfair media coverage imo!
31 Dec 2019 14:59:52
Got to agree with Coop on the Borna situation? I thought after last year he couldn't hack with us, but by goodness I admit I was totally wrong! On Sunday that guy stood out like a sore thumb (pardon the pun) and was a pleasure to watch like our team! Our model unfortunately is to turn players over with a profit and if Borna does go it should be for over £20 million and not a penny less! I LOVE RANGERS🇬🇧🇬🇧.
31 Dec 2019 16:26:14
Yately, don't you think Borna is better than tierney? I do.
31 Dec 2019 16:56:54
Borna, is turning out to be a smashing player as is Katic, Morelos, Kent. Money in the bank.
31 Dec 2019 16:59:22
Jyf, I agree with you but Borna is 27 that other guy is 22 which might be a consideration? But maybe we should be looking for more mate🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧.
31 Dec 2019 14:06:06
cosgrove--yes? -no? ---or someone in the same mold? ---we have to prepare for Alfie leaving at the end of the season --.
31 Dec 2019 15:13:57
I was hearing lawrence shankland is as good as a done deal which will be done in january, but rangers will let him see the season out at dundee utd. Rangers have been heavily scouting shankland and dunfermline striker kevin nisbet all season, but have chosen shankland, so i'm hearing!
31 Dec 2019 15:15:22
Different player. But definately scores goal i would take him yeah.
31 Dec 2019 15:44:14
Not sure but hope he's a Boyd type and comes in and tears it up. The only downside is having to give that club good money for him.
31 Dec 2019 16:51:28
We could’ve got on him on a free why didn’t take it then, he’s one of us.
31 Dec 2019 17:01:04
We need a good striker in ASAP for cover and this could be the different of winning the title 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧.
31 Dec 2019 17:07:35
I'd be surprised if we didn't sign a striker on loan.
31 Dec 2019 13:10:08
Guys not a rumour, just passing on what I heard. I was walking past Paradump today and in the distance I could just about make out a guy, hiding inside the stadium and wailing "Still tap eh the Leeg".
31 Dec 2019 13:43:27
Cc of ibrox, they won't be singing that much longer eh, the. Guy you heard was probably trying to avoid the showers, for various reasons.
31 Dec 2019 14:13:48
They are only top because they have played an extra game, just shows you how thick they are👍.
31 Dec 2019 14:15:29
It was lemon fir sure . brown still thinks they are 5 points ahead lol.
31 Dec 2019 15:08:17
Laughed at that myself Mols lol Happy New year lads.
We are the people 🇬🇧.
31 Dec 2019 16:53:08
ARISE SIR STEVEN . ( heard it here first ) 👍.
31 Dec 2019 17:42:54
Think it was timalloy. His imaginary pals clearly aren't answering him 👍.
31 Dec 2019 12:54:35
Reading Sutton spouting his usual stuff hoping Morelos gets a 5 game ban on top of the ban for being sent off. Also saying that the SFA will bottle it if they don't. This is the same guy who accused Dunfermline players of not trying against us.
Also Hartson accussing SG of only slapping Lennon and Kennedy's hand instead of a proper handshake at the end of the game.
2 bitter columnists me thinks, even Tom English accepted the defeat.
31 Dec 2019 13:15:58
They have got that used to us being pish, they have become so arrogant just expecting to win. We have only beat them one game and look what they are like. Imagine the fall out if the title lands.
31 Dec 2019 13:45:55
C of ibrox, you should have typed when the title arrives, nbe it this season or next, its definetly coming home, mate.
31 Dec 2019 14:15:17
Sutton is a clown, everyone in british football knows it. that's a fact👍.
31 Dec 2019 14:49:06
Was it not Sutton and Hartson that said we would need 50 mill to catch up with them.
31 Dec 2019 16:25:27
Was it not £100 million they reckoned?
31 Dec 2019 12:34:06
Just looking on line daily record it goes over refs performance, and talks about major decisions the ref got right or wrong and it states 3 Celtic players should have been sent off, a rangers penalty, and Celtic goal disallowed, Morelos sending off right decision and the corner rangers got for the goal inconclusive, absolutely shocking.
31 Dec 2019 13:35:57
& that's the DR?
oh my how things are changing ;-)
Happy New Year fellow Bears, be safe tonight.
31 Dec 2019 15:24:00
Seen that one me2 also said Morelos 1st booking was harsh. Ajer 100% hit the ball for the corner, one of the views shows it hitting the top of his head. Correct decision. Happy new year all 🇬🇧👍🇬🇧.
31 Dec 2019 15:24:44
I read it too, and thought they got it spot on.
31 Dec 2019 15:40:30
and if the red cards happened fredo would not have been sent off.
31 Dec 2019 12:05:00
celtic fan in peace, happy new year all and your loved ones . Gers have improved , not going to deny that, enjoy the excitment of a proper title fight, for me celtic with a 5 point lead come may, just my opinion, so the best lads, only a game at end of the day.
31 Dec 2019 12:56:31
celticeob, have a word with Sutton about what he is spouting, only makes matters worse.
31 Dec 2019 12:59:15
All the best mate. Wish you and your family good health 🤝.
31 Dec 2019 13:50:59
Celticebo, cheers mate, also all the best to you and your family, ime going up the bookies shortly, and will be puting on a bet that rangers win the league by. At least 9 points, will type my odds later, yous have had your turn, all the best when the bells toll.
31 Dec 2019 14:19:23
All the best celticeob and to all. Have a good one lads👍.
31 Dec 2019 14:46:17
Wish you and your loved ones celticeob all the health, wealth and happiness for 2020 mate! Happy new year when it comes i don't include happiness where your team is concerned though mate! I'm sure you'll understand that! 😂.
31 Dec 2019 12:06:28
The usual excuses posted saying Morelos is being targeted and he's only 23. A sports psychologist in the papers today saying there's a moral responsibility on Rangers to protect their asset and see a specialist.
Doubt too many of them in Glasgow speak Spanish. 7 reds in a Rangers jersey is not on. He has a responsibility to his team mates his manager the club and the fans to stay on the pitch. The simple solution? He mustn't give the ref a decision to make.
31 Dec 2019 12:30:55
Whilst i agree about responsibilities to the team. i also see a complaint of racial abuse has been made. and who are you kidding, people learn spanish just to ensure he understands them.
Noone else in scottish football takes the abuse he gets, fact. indeed i would suggest you go out and take the same abuse and see how you deal with it.
31 Dec 2019 12:52:46
Okay Mr excusiologist he's got 2 reds in his last 3 matches. Are you okay with that?
31 Dec 2019 13:55:06
Geezadodathat, ime in agreement mate, and can honestly say when i was 23 yo, if ide been abused like alfie, ide be getting an indictment mate, honestly.
31 Dec 2019 12:03:27
Lads, whats your opinion; Do we need a tall striker in january?
How many points clear will rangers be come the end of the season.
31 Dec 2019 12:31:36
No and i don't think it will be more than 10 points :)
31 Dec 2019 15:18:47
Bears need to wind your necks in a bit, getting too cocky at end of the day we are 2 points behind them and we have game in hand there is confidence and there is overconfidence.
31 Dec 2019 11:30:30
Come out, come out wherever you are Rayman99 and all the other obsessed lot who come on to troll the most successful team in football pages, throughout the year!
This mob are going to implode and i can smell their worry! There not slow in coming on any other time, so at least come on and take the pounding you lot deserve! They just can't take it or handle it, but they sure as hell better get used to it, as the worm is turning and their dominance period is coming to an abrupt end! 😂😂.
31 Dec 2019 10:33:35
ITS HOGMANAY 2022
McGregor has retired, Alfie has been sold for a big but believable sum of money.
What does our team look like? Who have we brought in and who is still there? SG still the manager.
31 Dec 2019 10:51:33
Iv'e just woke up DEEB, have I been in a comma afte my celebriting our great win it the piggery.
Anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU, THE ED'S AND ALL IN THE YEAR 2020.
31 Dec 2019 12:04:15
Thank you Ed and contributed for educating, advising and entertaining me this year. Appreciated. Onwards Gets, the league could very well be ours! Happy New Year to all!
{Ed001's Note - very welcome Sir! Have a Happy New Year.}
31 Dec 2019 10:24:06
Everyone should watch the Kent goal from the very beginning.
It’s a thing of beauty!
It all starts from a throw in to Celtic at the Rangers RB position before we nick it off them and rip them apart before Barisic delivers a cross from THEIR RB position for Kent to dispatch exquisitely. 😍🔴⚪️🔵
They can no longer live with us from a footballing perspective and if we take our our chances we will continue to dominate. 👍.
31 Dec 2019 11:18:25
It was a magnificent move mate. We are playing some amazing stuff these days!
31 Dec 2019 10:22:02
Watched video of Alf walking off and you can clearly hear BB being shouted. On our sister site they say unsavory language. Its almost 2020 not 1975.
31 Dec 2019 12:43:57
Yeah but Sutton wants Morelos hung out to fry for his 'slitting' gesture. Anybody with half a brain and who ain’t clutching at straws would know exactly what he was meaning. I use this sign regularly at work to let the guys know it’s finishing time.
31 Dec 2019 09:26:20
No idea why I do this, it always backfires on me, but looking at the league up till the split we have 8 home games 5 away Celtic the opposite i. e. 8 away games. May not be much but its definitely giving us the edge add to that we are playing better than them If they make 1 slip, before us, their farting clapper will certainly go. In fact why not just give us the title now?
Happy Hogmanay to you all and thanks Ed's for all your hard work.
{Ed001's Note - I would never do anything like that myself, I won't even give match predictions as I am so superstitious!
Happy Hogmanay to all on here, whatever colour, creed, sex (wait who shouted yes please then?) or whatever other measure people use to differentiate each other.}
31 Dec 2019 10:20:11
Wasnae me Ed.
{Ed001's Note - you were top of the suspect list as well!}
31 Dec 2019 11:07:49
Yes please ☝🏼
On a serious note, Happy New Year when it comes and thanks Ed for putting up with our bias opinions and borderline offensive rubbish we spout.
{Ed001's Note - very welcome mate, enjoy the celebrations.}
31 Dec 2019 11:24:10
A very healthy, wealthy happy 2020 to all my fellow bears on here and all their families! Also to all the ED'S on our pages, who provide this wonderful facility, for us ALL to have our opinions and our say! 👍Stay safe and take care! Happy new year when it arrives and god bless you all! 👍.
{Ed001's Note - Happy New Year mate.}
31 Dec 2019 09:16:19
I see that arse Sutton has been bumping his gums saying Morelos should get at least a 5 game ban - aye good one.
Also, interesting read in the Record where they've looked at Clancy's performance and called out 5 wrong decisions:
1: Christie should have been sent off
2. Julien should have been sent off
3. Bolingoli should have been sent off
4. Penalty to Rangers for shirt pull on Aribo
5. Their goal should have been disallowed
Clancy can't be allowed to referee another OF again.
31 Dec 2019 10:22:06
Aye but he will thanks to Lawell and the complience officer.
31 Dec 2019 11:08:34
Chris Sutton?
5 game ban?
Why is that ringing a bell with me?
31 Dec 2019 12:35:08
The SFA and their other pals all know what went on. Not much on the magnificent achievement in us getting a fantastic result away from home.
No, let’s just find something else to focus on
Don’t give them any lip service
Enjoy it for what it was a fantastic away result against the champions.
Happy new year to all bears on here and a happy new year to all non bears too
Wonderful game and the correct result.
31 Dec 2019 07:19:57
Chris Sutton is out of order trying to get Morelos suspension increased. I personally have used the throat slit action many times throughout my life and can honestly say each time it was a sign to indicate I'm done, I'm stuffed etc and to suggest it was a threatening gesture towards Celtic fans is unfounded and nonsense. I enjoy Sutton on tv but this time he has gone too far and should be sacked.
31 Dec 2019 09:54:28
If you enjoy Sutton on TV then your sobriquet is very apt!
31 Dec 2019 10:42:17
Muppet if you say that you enjoy sutton on tv then you are aptly named. He is the biggest ars#hole of a bigot I have ever come across, and believe me I have seen and heard too many. Get a grip of yourself man.
31 Dec 2019 00:36:05
Anyone else spot Brown whacking Tav at the corner where Clancy awarded them the pen? Another incident that the ref missed and media failed to highlight. If it was Alfie you could guarantee the press would be all over it.
30 Dec 2019 23:59:24
Just watched the game again and Ryan Christine was a very lucky boy to have stayed on the park
Booked and hauling Aribo to the deck at the Rangers corner and then grabs Alfredo in the nuts
The boy should have been off.
31 Dec 2019 10:21:20
According to the sun it was alfie who injutred christie in that tussle and just for proof they have photographic evidence of this terrible injury to his 🥜 in fact it was that bad what Alfie done to him he got rushed to the emergency ward for an emergency 🚨 operation in his groin but the only thing is snigger snigger the photo they put in the sun was last seasons old firm game at Er snigger snigger IBROX Jesus a cannot believe how childish their press pals are surely Alfie can sue for this its total victimisation to the highest degree.
31 Dec 2019 11:17:56
Tin man only problem re Christie injury on Sunday is ralston is in picture, he left them in June
Crap paper showing an incident from last year.
30 Dec 2019 22:01:41
Just watched the game again and I have to say that aribo is not the answer to our need for a RF. He ran about for 90mins and showed one or two nice touches but other than that he was beaten easily and spent most of the afternoon chasing shadows. He gave the ball away and never looked like a threat. Its not his position to be fair.
I also thought jack was awful, not like him at all.
Davis and kamara are gems
Tav and barasic were outstanding as were goldson and katic. Surely gerrard knows now that katic starts. Best CB we have.
Kent best 7mil we will ever spend.
Morelos battered them, should have scored instead of diving. That's him needlessly suspended again.
Mcgregor. There is only one.
Overall we showed them again who the best team is. We need a RF in january and we need to keep morelos kamara katic jack etc. Hit the ground running after the break, don't let them breathe and 55 is ours lads👍.
31 Dec 2019 09:48:46
Coldo Aribo been excellent of late so can’t agree with that do agree Jack was poor and I’m glad at last Kent showed up he’s been really poor in last few weeks about time he lived iup to 7M fee I know your a massive Kent fan but even you must concede he’s been poor up to last couple of games
Happy new year mate you were missed last few weeks👍👍.
31 Dec 2019 10:19:00
Happy new year to you too mate. Aribo doesn't have the pace, the skill or the directness to play that position. Gerrard is trying to fit him in to the team as he can't play ahead of davis jack or kamara. Aribo has done a job at RF but he is not the answer. He spend most of the game chasing shadows and was very sloppy in possession. We need a RF. Kent has been class and is key to how we play. If we can get a 'kent' for the RF we will runaway with the league. 👍.
31 Dec 2019 11:57:13
I also disagree coldo re Aribo, I thought Aribo had a great game on Sunday. His tireless running gives Tav cover and space. A better finish and better ball from alfie he would have had 2 goals. I agree re Kenticals, he will only get better and better.
As far as the right side JJ coming back from injury who can play left or right and also possibly Hastie returning. So imo no need to spend. I think decent cover for the Tav and BB and another decent SF poss a 6 month loan are priority.
31 Dec 2019 12:52:51
People could argue the case that Kamara is very slack in possession at times also coldo. Only you and swagman would come on here and find fault in our players after a victory and performance like that. Swagman was slating half our team before a ball was even kicked.
Kamaras tackle which led to their goal was powderpuff as was jack's who wasn’t at his best but who cares? Just enjoy it mate we have waited long enough. All the best 👍🏻.