Rangers Banter Archive August 31 2010

 

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31 Aug 2010 23:44:49
Jus heard gazzas joined the coaching staff at rangers supposedly rangers are giving him 5 crates ae tennents a week n 20 fags.

31 Aug 2010 23:38:44
Hutton and Gattuso seen havin a slow dance at Hamilton palace they must be signing!

Tam-Sir 1873

31 Aug 2010 23:34:20

CMOFIELDERN RANGERS ANOTHER MIDFIELDER B4 THE WINDOW SHUTS ANY SIGHTINGS ANYONE

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31 Aug 2010 23:33:39
Where are all the daftys that wer saying hutton n gattuso wer signing


wer are ye! lets be avin ye! !

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31 Aug 2010 23:29:23
Im dissapointed in fellow teddy bears posting r keane rumours he wudnt cum to us and bye miller good havn u here sack walter

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31 Aug 2010 23:24:56
We don't need r keane lads so stop posting rubbish watp

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31 Aug 2010 23:21:11
Rangers will not sign any one else so time for bed my fellow bears and just keep believeing in sir Walter as he never lets us down. .

Tam-Sir 1873

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31 Aug 2010 23:18:55
Does anyone have any actual transfer gossip or is it just the tims on here posting s* te?

31 Aug 2010 23:18:33

He is signed up to killie pies as well not even the mouldy old blue ones

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31 Aug 2010 23:15:11
Kenny dalglish just been signed as the new Pie seller at a stall outside Ibrox. .

Tam-Sir 1873

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31 Aug 2010 23:12:29

Robbie keane agrees years loan to rangers

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31 Aug 2010 23:11:53

Looks like kenny millers is on his way out as well now to middle eastern club
oh well titles coming home

31 Aug 2010 23:11:17
We have just signed Laudrup, de Boer twins and Terry Butcher to play along side Rino i guess, time for bed no more signings by the look of it

31 Aug 2010 23:08:45

Rangers just finalised 6 month deals for gattuso and hutton expect details on sky b4 midnight. .


Tam-Sir 1873

31 Aug 2010 23:03:24
My dad is a taxi driver in Milngavie and told me he has picked up David goodwillie.Told me he was stinking if drink with a big smile in his face.

No chance, his family would be saying something by now, i know them

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31 Aug 2010 22:58:59
Rino has signed - Sky News

31 Aug 2010 22:57:26
Neil Lennon resigns as keane is at Murray Park to undergo a medical, meanwhile all 342 Celtic signings are loaned out to Kilmarnock. Dermot Desmond asks Martin O'Neil to come home. .so he takes over at Notts Forrest. This is not true.

31 Aug 2010 22:55:47

Looks as if that's us done till jan

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31 Aug 2010 22:49:29

Keane to Rangers. Best "worst" rumour ever.

31 Aug 2010 22:48:04
Heard a rumour rangers might be signing the 3 pakistan cricketers suspended for match fixing on loan till january. good work if you can persuade them walter!

31 Aug 2010 22:47:25

Have it from a reliable source we are gonna sign djamel mesbah for nominal fee

we are the people

31 Aug 2010 22:45:59
Trumpet nut lee wilkie retired due to injury! ! !

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31 Aug 2010 22:40:41
Kenny miller has been subject to an offer from a middle eastern team. Their transfer window doesn't close till September 15th.

Source-sky sports

31 Aug 2010 22:40:31
Fellow Gers!

Kenny Miller attracting a lot of interest from the middle-east, the transfer window for the middle-east shuts on the 15th of September. I for one hope this is not true, we need him just now.

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31 Aug 2010 22:40:20

A middle eastern club in for kenny miller sky sports news david tanner

31 Aug 2010 22:40:12
Miller going to far east, anytime in the next 14 days on sky news

31 Aug 2010 22:40:10
Miller for the middle east?? sky news

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31 Aug 2010 22:37:09
Kenny Millar and Carlos Cuellar to Celtic

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31 Aug 2010 22:35:05
Miller signing for celtic can't believe it breaking news what are we doing this is the signing that will rock scottish football

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31 Aug 2010 22:27:38
Any facts abouts the gers i knnow hutton is a cert pog

31 Aug 2010 22:26:48
Kenny Miller has signed new contract!

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31 Aug 2010 22:24:22

Big news will be breaking soon from Ibrox! Watch this space

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31 Aug 2010 22:16:31

31 Aug 2010 21:58:32

Wait till I tell you this. Just got off Flight AZ3820 from Amsterdam into Glasgow and guys beside me kept looking at guy across from us. They were saying it was Ibrahim Affelay. He got into taxi a few up from me and couldn't here where he was going. What do you think?!?

Bulls* t if he was coming to Glasgow to sign for any team he would be met and certainly wouldn't be getting a taxi

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31 Aug 2010 22:15:31

Just Talking To My Mate Gattuso Who Was With Walter DONE DEAL!
Walter Also Said 1 More Deal Who Yous Think?

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31 Aug 2010 22:11:54
My brother said some Dutch player comin in for last minute talks. Dunno who yet though. Watch this space.

31 Aug 2010 22:11:19
No more signings, foster, foster are use having a laugh, beattie, looks a joke and waste of money, foster, we don't want him he is pish wtf you doing rangers. jelvaic and weiss only 2 decent buys?. 15 players for 2 domestic cups, europe and league, hmmmm hope you know what your doing walter, as 15 first team players is not very much to be strong in all these competitions, hope you get it right walter?? .

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31 Aug 2010 22:00:47
"Cant beleive what im hearing but just heard from a taxi driver that has been driving alan hutton all day back and forward from ibrox and murray park.ITS A DONE DEAL! p.s. heard from another VERY reliable source that jack wilshire is coming on lone if its true league is in the bag COMON! "

I'm a Rangers fan, but you are an embarressment, my god what a load of s* te, Ibrox to Murray park in a taxi? I'm quite sure he'd either drive or have a car provided by Rangers, not to mention that its probably an hour back and forth with any amount of traffic so "all day" just no. Spur's want to punt him no loan him, might happen on a permanent when spurs realise they won't get much of there money back but not till summer next year.
As for Jack "Wilshire" it's Wilshere by the way, he's starting games for Arsenal, more chance of us signing Neil Lennon as a goalkeeper than getting him on a "lone" its loan by the way.

WATP

31 Aug 2010 21:58:32

Wait till I tell you this. Just got off Flight AZ3820 from Amsterdam into Glasgow and guys beside me kept looking at guy across from us. They were saying it was Ibrahim Affelay. He got into taxi a few up from me and couldn't here where he was going. What do you think?!?

31 Aug 2010 21:58:15
Rangers sign foster, thats just won us the league

31 Aug 2010 21:55:03
Ave just read most posts now, and I firmly believe that a group of 12 year old celtic fans have come on here pretending to be bears, so they can make up all sort of s* t.

Now get to your beds ya wee Walter mitty's.

31 Aug 2010 21:54:30
Michael Tonge!

Ulsterman

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31 Aug 2010 21:51:02
Give the boy foster a chance , look at dailly , mcculloch, weir etc Walter knows a good signing he will do well, after all the boy might be sheep ?hagger but he is a bluenose
I am afaor

31 Aug 2010 21:47:33
Walter has got foster at last, Quality over Quantity,
gaun yersel wattie ya auld whalaper that ye are.

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31 Aug 2010 21:38:08

Will people please stop posting rumours from wikipedia, we all know how unreliable that site is.

Foster In Velica out looks like a good deal to me, as it gets a player out the door who wouldn't get a game, whereas Foster can be used to cover a couple of positions.

Trust uncle Walter he won't let us down.

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31 Aug 2010 21:36:19
Foster. . .LOL

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31 Aug 2010 21:31:35
Is that it rangers, rangers sign foster from aberdeen.
now they have jelavic, beattie and weiss, the one player who is exciting, but does same thing over and over again, won't be long before teams know him and know how to play against him, rangers try to win league with 15players ha ha lmao. use have no chance, take it two duds, one loan player and jelavic, is the so called quality not quantity ha ha, as if?. this going to be to easy mon the hoops

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31 Aug 2010 21:30:47

Foster's pi*h! I should know im a don ha ha!

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31 Aug 2010 21:30:11
Kenny Miller to Celtic. Needs the wages. sick of false promises from WS -Mr. Deceipt. ' I'll splash oot on these other guys n wee Kenny 'ill be a pushover on a wage drop'. . .

31 Aug 2010 21:29:51

Shay given and robbie keane to both sign loan deals and also phil neville to sign

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31 Aug 2010 21:28:30
Gaztheman here again David Tanner just said on sky sports news he might have something regarding kenny miller later? not a good sign

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31 Aug 2010 21:27:30
Iv heard sumfin is happenin with kenny miller, hope not

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31 Aug 2010 21:25:17
Rino at murray park right now for medical - watch sky sports news at 11.30pm for interviews with him and sir watty. surprise story is a coaching role for next season!

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31 Aug 2010 21:22:28
RANGERS NEWS,
The gers will sign richard foster [ loan] can't believe its this bad, heard alain main from ayr utd for his experience so weir feels at home! This is what we have got in during the transfer window, kilmarnock have spent more than us , our squad isn't good or big enough you looked at our subs lately. We spent 7m on wages/transfer fee to bring in a guy who CANT play in the champions league , bain/walter you must be joking. The tims havent lost a goal in the league yet, my god we are in serious bother when they gel. Ethelcarew

31 Aug 2010 21:19:04

Foster is rangers last piece of business this window - source s s n
i would've liked another, thought hutton. foster going to be a squad player, he's got a bit of pace and he's naturally left sided, so might be handy for rotating against killie n the likes n cup games. think we've got enough to win the league anyway
in (sir) walter we trust
the tiger (paying 50% tax to keep bhrydo in giro's)

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31 Aug 2010 21:15:31
Foster, foster, you having a laugh walter, wtf you telling me 15 first team players, i expected at least 2 or possibly 3 good quality, only quality brought in is jelavic and weiss, beattie waste of money?. hmmmm not very impressed

31 Aug 2010 20:47:44
31 Aug 2010 10:58:03
Rangers set for double title hope set back with Madjid Bougherra set to sign for west ham for 3.4 mill. rangers have already accepted the offer he`s just agree terms and kenny miller has already accepted terms for a reunion with former boss alex mcleish at birmingham for an undisclosed fee

Sorry when did Miller work with Big Eck?

31 Aug 2010 20:47:23
Boys the league is in the bag, just back from ibrox and seen tuncay sanli and david ngog leaving the ground, if these guys sign maybe even the champions league is within our reach, class signings!

31 Aug 2010 20:44:20

Would like to know the guys source who stated jack wilshere will sign for rangers . . he has started all of Arsenals game this season, why would he loan him out?

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31 Aug 2010 20:41:56
Hey there gers fans,

Its not often i'l criticise WS but foster, what the hell is that all about. He couldnt get a game for the sheep shaggers so how is he going to get a game for us, maybe walter sees something in him.

sergi

31 Aug 2010 20:41:09

Hey guys i cannot believe my ears i have just had a call from my uncle he owns a shoe shop and martin bain was in buying new shoes and he told my uncle that he was heading 2 a shock sign of christian daily looks like hes heading back as a player physio he is doing a physio first aid course.

31 Aug 2010 20:37:56
Michael Tonge Stoke City signing for rangers. .

The Ulsterman

31 Aug 2010 20:36:31
I have been coming on here for the last couple of months and the s* te that has been banded about by my fellow "bears" is laughable, if foster is the best we can come up with on the last day of the transfer window, can you really see any of the "big name player" that is being spouted out coming, get a grip. .

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31 Aug 2010 20:24:46

ALAN HUTTON IS ON HIS WAY JUST SPOKE TO HIS MUM MY UNCLE BILLY KNOWS HER! !CLASS

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31 Aug 2010 20:22:48
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31 Aug 2010 18:34:16
Heard a wee rumour bout a former player being homesick again and wants a final crack at the champions league
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Aye, gazza's comin back. We've offered him a couple a cans of tennents and some fried chicken per week with a half-day fishing permit & a tub of powerbait for every goal he scores.

Need to get real lads, can't see Rino joining this year. Wish I was wrong. We'll only get Foster in and possibly 1 of the recent trialists. I'd love to see a EPL player come in on loan, even just til Jan. Loads available, id love to see michael johnson from Man City. Great ability. Surely he can't make their 25man squad. Possibly friends with wee Vlad the Impaler?

WATP. 3 in a row. No surrender.

overdose15

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31 Aug 2010 19:14:21
I think its very likely that rangers will sign alot of loan players from england as thei 25 man squad has to be handed in by 6 o clock and we can sign until 12 but they can only sign until 6

WATP

They squad can be changed up to 5PM TOMORROW so get your facts right

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31 Aug 2010 17:52:57
Neil Lennon to t**s off mjalby in front of the entire first team squad, he will then use the swede's love muck to try and create a new player by midnight. i understand he will try and sign a futher 25 no name s* te players aswell before midnight.
But not before linking himself with everyone in EPL who earns over 60k per week- silly little man
follow follow

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31 Aug 2010 17:47:09

Just saw alan hutton talking to walter smith in the glasgow hilton he was with walter and super ally.
Also heard about glasgow today that brazite will sign on season lone deal what do my fellow bears think?

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31 Aug 2010 17:39:15

No more signings just heard from some1 close to rangers that no1 coming in.

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31 Aug 2010 17:25:37
Foster in from the sheep velicka in other direction

31 Aug 2010 17:23:52
Bhrydo boys seems a bit of a stick

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31 Aug 2010 16:44:35
Mate started work at 3pm at dumbartons stadium, alan hutton not there. rest of squad was tho. going to the gers i think

btw he watched miller in training and was in storming form, banging them in from all angles. good news for fri game

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31 Aug 2010 16:38:02

Who on earth is this guy suggestion that kenny miller is crossing the divide to join celtic? what a maddy!

31 Aug 2010 16:33:24

WHO CARES IF ANYONE COMES IN!

IF WE JUST WATCH THE DEADLINE CLOCKWATCH ,
WE MIGHT GET A LITTLE SURPRISE!

IF NOT . . . GET ON WITH IT!

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31 Aug 2010 16:19:15
Got to love that Celtic fans come on here n post crap that we can't afford players! How much did jelavic cost? Stick to posting rumours on ur page and not the rangers rumours website! Anyhow dnt see much activity at rangers today. Hopfully get a wee surprise later tonight
Marky boy


Marky boy

Jelavic cost Boyd's Wages, Novo's Wages, Beasley's Wages, Kevin Thomsons Wages + Fee, Steven Smith's Wages. Why not give Boyd the money and get the gauranteed goals?

31 Aug 2010 15:56:05
No business expected in or out from Rangers today!

31 Aug 2010 15:49:34

Fellow bears time to face up to the fact that no ones coming in smith said it would be a quiet day

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31 Aug 2010 15:26:07

Got to love that Celtic fans come on here n post crap that we can't afford players! How much did jelavic cost? Stick to posting rumours on ur page and not the rangers rumours website! Anyhow dnt see much activity at rangers today. Hopfully get a wee surprise later tonight
Marky boy

31 Aug 2010 15:15:31
Right. .lets get a grip people. . .i love a bit of banter with you lot. . . .but all of these rumours are sounding crazy! does any one really know wits going on! if heskey goes to rangers , i don't think that's a bad bit of buisness. . .he holds the ball well and with miller grafting away. . fair doos.
Stokes has signed for us. . .not bad either. .
Bhrydo Bhoy. . .Bhack down to earth! !

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31 Aug 2010 14:46:27

Rangers to sign no one. Sell Bougherra, Davis will stay because he's a die hard fan and they need him too much.

Need to remember that only a few weeks ago, there was talk of Rangers goin into Administration because of major debt, where do the dreamers get the ideas that you will sign these guy? Yeah they may be loan deals, but wages can cost more than fees for some players.

Typical Rangers

31 Aug 2010 14:18:36
31 Aug 2010 14:03:39
Kenny miller to sign for celtic today from glasgow old firm rivals and become first player ever to cross the great divide. i don't support scottish football but i heard from a reliable source this will shake the spl to its core. not a rumour a FACT

* Are you having a laugh or were your just born stupid? Kenny Miller played for Hibs, then went to Rangers then when down south, signed for Celtic; then went down south again and was then re-signed by Rangers! You are a complete person mate.

Further to this, I hardly think he would be the first player to cross the Old Firm divide. .Anyone heard of Maurice Johnston or Steven Pressley to name just a few? ?

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31 Aug 2010 13:42:31

Out if favour emile heskey wants to join rangers as he sees it as the last time to win a winners medal before hanging up the boots


Jesus Christ, f*cking hope not!

31 Aug 2010 13:39:01

Just seen a few players arrive at Murray Park for training. . Kenny Miller, Steven Davis, Madjid Bougherra, Kirk Broadfoot, Steven Naismith

Surely if they are at training today, they aint leaving !

Are you having a laugh mate? There on f*ckin international duty.!

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31 Aug 2010 12:30:45

31 Aug 2010 00:22:46
Just home from work, and passed Murray Park, noticed that the place was still lit up with some nice fancy cars in the main car park. . wonder whats happening behind those walls right now? anyone got some ideas?

HSBC Company cars lol. . .

Only thing Rangers are signing is an extension to the overdraft. . .

31 Aug 2010 12:22:31

30 Aug 2010 23:50:33
30 Aug 2010 23:14:10
Micheal Johnson looks set to follow vladmir Weiss by signing on a season loan
""who's he I only know Adam Johnson from man city ya muppet""

NOT A VERY KNOWLEDGABLE GUY THEN ARE YA!
MICHEAL JOHNSON WAS TIPPED TO BE A LEGEND BEFORE ADAM JOHNSON HAD EVEN HEARD OF MAN CITY!

31 Aug 2010 11:45:11
Bet you all £50 that Gattuso & Hutton DO NOT SIGN for Rangers. Folk that think they will DO NOT HAVE A CLUE about Rangers, our finances or how Walter Smith goes about signing players. If they do sign i'll happily donate the money to charity.
Stop living in the past and dredging up old rumours

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31 Aug 2010 07:40:54
BRHYDY BHOY. . . Still avoiding the question

31 Aug 2010 04:26:36
For this:

"30 Aug 2010 20:59:46

BRHYDY BHOY GOT A QUESTION FOR YA. NOW THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS ONE. WORLD RECORD 53 TITLES NO HISTORY OF CHILD ABUSE. OR 1 EUROPEAN CUP WITH A HISTORY OF CHILD ABUSE. YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE ANSWER SHOULD BE"

Hey, inbred excuse for a human being, did it ever cross your tiny, tiny mind what cost to the people who were the victims in all this. You make me ashamed to be a Rangers supporter.
What has this to do with football?
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE CLUB!

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31 Aug 2010 00:03:50

Rino Gattusso. . . . .one monkey.going to a gang of monkees! !. oh by the way, his mrs is from the southside too. . . and her BETTER looking sister is Carla Romanoe . . . she must be hideous! !

Bhrydo Bhoy. . . . . feeling queesy! !

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