Rangers Banter Archive October 02 2011

02 Oct 2011 23:48:12
Neil Lennon was visited by God today, he said "come forth my son". Lennon replied, "at this rate we'll be ****ing lucky to come fifth!"

A teacher says to the class, "hands up all the rangers fans".

All the kids stick their hands up except 1 nice kid named Denis, who explains "I'm a Celtic fan"

The teacher asks why and Denis says "Cos my parents are Miss"

The teacher then says " You cannot do everything your parents do Denis...what if your dad was a criminal crack addict and your mum a prostitute?"

Young Denis says "then I'd be a rangers fan Miss"

This is the wrong way round and was about in the rangers 9 in a row era!

Was about in the 60's as well. The jokes about as old as Weir.

02 Oct 2011 22:36:10
Fellow bears, should we be worried about our nearest challengers motherwell

Why ? We humped them at fir park with a second string side.............. Oh I see what you mean !! we should worry about our nearest rivals, Motherwell Lol...... The Ginger Shrek must stay ..

02 Oct 2011 20:36:06
Gutted , just checked all the up coming fixtures and there's a good chance the ibrox title winning party is probably going to clash with my Xmas night out.

Wasnt sure if i visited the celtic rumours page or the revenue and customs page.there all obssesed with tax matters

No man, you'll miss it.... I heard they're cancelling Halloween for it

02 Oct 2011 20:02:04
Bear on our page asking where Timalloy, Miko and myself are. Miko has answered below, Tim as you all are very well aware has not posted for a few days so is not hiding as you childishly put it, myself CFC 1967 am now responding
I do not concede the league is over, our injuries are to our important players and for longer term. Some bears trying to say you had injuries but not to extent of Celtic and not as long term. Not an excuse but every team goes through spell of injuries, bad luck etc.. when Rangers bad luck comes, and it will we will again be top of league.
All we Celtic fans have to worry about is our team on the park, all you bears must be worried sick if you HAVE a team on the park soon, or even a ground, once you lose your tax case. Hail hail for it's a grand old team to play for...... CFC 1967
Even when you win bears like tony can only use profanities, your fans are shameful

I have never been worried sick being a RANGERS supporter put us in admin we will still pump you's, could you please tell me who's fault it was today as I never seen game & you's have not blamed any1 yet oh hold MR LEMON is taking a fair pounding on your page
WATP 70

CFC1967 you are as delusional and as widden as ever bud. FAIL FAIL since 1888. LMAO.

Our fans are shameful? Some of the chanting and singing i heard coming from your lot at Tynecastle today was disgraceful. And before you start bumping your gums i know our fans do it at away games as well, so you worry about your own and we'll focus on our own problems. I hope something is done about your mob today because the powers at be are never slow in putting the boot into us so we'll see what happens. I'm guessing probably nothing because the suits won't want to upset you any more in your fragile state.

p.s eat our dust. 4iar.

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Cfc1967 please check your own banter page about rangers injuriers and the players we have had out this season and come back with a drivel responce again. Lennon must stay LOL.

So use are 10 points behind, but its because of bad luck wake up and smell the coffee.how much money have u spent over the last couple of years,i think its a lot more than us.and as for ure new striker,YES U KNOW THE ONE THE ONE URE FAMOUS NO 7 RECOMENDED IF THATS THE BEST UVE GOT BRING IT ON! ramie govan f

Way i see it, if we went into admin now, we'd still be second on goal difference... you'd be third mate. Muzz

You need to look out that old T-shirt you lot used to wear " NO EXCUSES " LMAO ha ha ha, yer sh@t man, and it is so obvious that the Lemon can't change it when it needs changed, 3rd place is what you'll get at best. Rangers 'til I die

02 Oct 2011 19:33:50
Hello the shame, I'm here, never hide. You lot can crow all you like, 4IAR is defo on for the shameful ones, however when Her Majesty's bailiffs grab your debt ridden club by the **** I'll be on here quicker than you can say "out of business!"

Your club's irresponsible spending makes a mockery of any of your league wins over the last 10-15 years. Trouble's ahead for you lot and your big club.....well they used to be a big(ish) club! Nowhere near the stature of the mighty Glasgow Celtic anyway!

Enjoy your moment girls, I'll be back to rip yer knittin plenty. Bring on the pelters, do yer worst with yer mince chat, lol. All in good jest though....ah, the banter!.....Miko

You sound like your more likely to do knitting miko

How about this... you don't come back... ever

You really are a fruit pudding miko,the tax case is all your s**te teams season rides on! WATP! 4IAR SHHHHHHHHHH

Tax tax tax,,what about the footie ya scrote

Away back tae yer crack pipe mate, wot's you team done the last 3 seasons. Your team has done nowt. and sit 10 points behind the tiny club called Glasgow Rangers. I honestly think we will have to go into admin twice to give Celtic a chance this year. So take yer posts elsewhere ya bitter wee tool.

c-bear85

Fair play to you miko, your patters still mince and you're still delusional but your the only one to put in an appearance tonight mate.

Miko see a doctor Yorkielad

Loser! Grasping at straws!

This one goes out to MIKO we have beaten you lousy lot when we won the lottery with murray and we still beat you lousy lot when we are skint ha so now the whyte era has begun its all starting over again lololol cash or no cash you decide you muppet.and 11 managers in 20 years ,Rangers football club 17 managers in our history the story goes on and on .LENNON MUST STAY coz hes some laugh

You are either a complete hypocrite or you will acknowledge that Celtic's titles are also void of any real accomplishment. Any other business then both of our teams debt would have ruined us. As long as Rangers exist, we have obviously managed to be successful within means

02 Oct 2011 19:29:47
I posted about wylde yesterday & it got quite a response the first guy said & shame on me give young players a chance I do m8, ness is excellent and perry looks a great player as well but I am not blinded unlike some halfwits on here 1 trumpet told me mckay is centre mid watch him play for australia check where he played for reserves midweek & then come back & tell me where is going to play,but back 2 wylde if you's think wylde is good so be it but if that is the case I know for fact I could write what you's know about football on a matchbox ,take the blinkers off & stop acting like our silly friend stinkalloy & for all you's manks out there LEMON MUST STAY
WATP 70

Wylde makes basic mistakes he needs to keep his headup while crossing and be more clinical in the box but he his young and i would hope he will get better in time his pace is his asset and iwould hope the coaching staff could give us a star in the making

The guy who posted was right. McKay is a CM. He doesn't play on the wing. Wylde doing a decent job, has more to offer than Ortit or Bedoya on what we have seen of them so far.

Look you plum check your facts he plays left mid for the aussies he came on at tannidice left mid & played left mid for reserves midweek he played for brisbane roar centre mid but he aint playing for them no more read what the aussie coach said about him al just tell you maself he had 2 move kewell into central position because he could not drop mckay as he was playing 2 well at left mid but I am not going 2 argue because I am correct you are not so night night
WATP 70

The boys 28 and has played centre midfield all his career ya plank. You are wrong and the other guy who posted and myself are right. I think you are mixing your dreams up with reality lol. Night Night.

It must be me that is mistaken he must have came on as centre mid at tannadice, funny that I thought he took the place of wylde up there & SUPER ALLY must have played him for reserves at centre mid although I thought it was ness & mcculloch who played centre mid going by reports on RANGERS web site, but you are the clever 1 so I bow 2 your superior knowledge & that of your friend who is you ya muppet stop kidding on you have pals
WATP 70

02 Oct 2011 19:05:59
I just hope Commons gets another 2 games ban onto his original ban after a tackle like that. If TV evidence can give Naisy 2 games why not commons, Naisy never even contacted with the elbow but yes the intent was there. This should also apply to Commons tackle as the intent was there and he would have snapped the players leg badly if he still had his foot on the ground. Come on SFA be fair to both teams and give him the same punishment.

You can only use TV evidence if no action was taken during the game.

Commons was given a red card so no further action will take place.

Let's get on with winning the title again without worrying about players on the other side.

Thankfully we have widescreen tvs these days to allow all commons frame in the pics.

02 Oct 2011 18:21:04
would all celtic fans when leaving tynecastle please mind the gap.
4IAR

chiz

02 Oct 2011 18:00:35
Hello fellow bears been crying my eyes out with laughter at Septic's display today. Miko, Dimalloy, CFC1967, Lenny where are you guys??????????????? Lmao, I'd love to hear you try and justify Septic's defeat today.

02 Oct 2011 16:38:34
hi Ed just uploaded a picture on Rangers Sightings how long does it take before its posted

Tony {Ed002's Note - Can be a while I am afraid - but I will prompt Ed001 as she usually does them.}

Whats 001 look like?is she hot {Ed002's Note - Swarthy}

Does she have a phone number? {Ed001's Note - ah 002 doing her usual job of deflecting attention away from her massive chest.....}

Cheers m8 the bhoys from the other side will love it lol

Tony

02 Oct 2011 16:23:58
20 points clear by januray

Be realistic, 18 clear by January - we will probably draw a game.

How about 19 points clear by januray then

02 Oct 2011 15:35:15
bangura is nothing special he has a view tricks but that's all not seen him score yet he will turn out another samaras and wanyama is s**te

Wis suposed to be be the new henrik larrson mer like the new samaras bit can see what he is doing

02 Oct 2011 15:00:23
Ed, why are celtic fans shouting for Lennons head on a Rangers page? Have you noticed aswell the ones that are shouting for his head dont leave a name?
Followfollow81 {Ed001's Note - I haven't really taken much notice, it happens on every site, people pretend to support different teams from their real team just to have a dig at them. It is very sad that people can't just be honest.}

Ffs sake men.we need to get off lennons back..as long as tis guys the main locust leading the plague we will always be in control...we have a real chance of 10 in a row here,,do w really want him sacked and someone like moyes heading to the piggery? better the devil we no........

The cry has to be theres only one neil lennon

I say if Lennon gets sacked we protest

Followfollow81 I would check your fellow bear Tony, he has a habit of posting in different guises. TTH5

02 Oct 2011 14:42:30
LOL :D

Theres only one neil lennon..lol.lol. this man must stay at the piggery

If they are all neil lennon do theys sack themselves?

02 Oct 2011 11:26:52
The ref for today's game craigybhoy Thomson said any more rain before or during the game and the game will be off. Craigybhoy said he's doing everything he can to get the game played so Celtic can claw back 3 point. Craigybhoy said he will do everything in his power to ensure Celtic get the win lol.
Followfollow81

Don't complain about refs boys. Don't stoop to their level.

pappy

02 Oct 2011 09:18:05
I don't know how many of you out there may read the "Private Eye" monthly but it is excellent for investigative journalism. Anyway I couldn;t believe when I read this months edition - right on the second last page is a small article simply entitled "Rangers".

It then goes into quite bit of detail about the tax case and give's what I think is the clearest explanation about the case and potential outcome I have seen so far.

Bad news - looks like we could lose case and face up to £40 million - But better news, it says it may take some considerable time for this ever to actually happen plus they still assume the liability sits with former owner Mr Murray!

Anyway it is worth a read but I think you will have to buy a copy, I don't think it is online.

02 Oct 2011 01:17:56
With regard to the Wylde argument. I will back every player that wears the royal blue, but he was no motm today.
He will have my backing and I hope he turns out to be a good wee player for us. Would like to see him going by more defenders tbh.
What I would say is, his place in the team just now really highlights how important it is to have a winger in the team. Its a great out ball.

Pappy

Im curious to no fellow bears as a rangers man from ulster i have set all round the stadium and heard big laff take some flek..whats the general feeling on him at the minute? aint been over this season yet

Wish everyone would get off the players and allys back;i know we have been knocked out of three cups but surely the league is the priority and the added bonus of getting rid of the ginger whinger dougie watp

Laff is hit-or-miss... either unplayable or an absolute donkey

He is looking a lot more game-aware these days and looks like his positional sense is picking up, the big man might miss chance after chance but he doesn't hide and is always there to stick the next one in the net

He's 7 Foot & he plays the Flute Kyle Lafferty

He is starting to get better now because he is 23 or 24 now

weeblue

02 Oct 2011 00:08:42
The Taxman will need to deduct us 10 points just to keep this league interesting... Super Ally, what a guy.

Bocanegra, Captain America... what a player, easily motm today

Heart of Midlothian - all the best, we done the Hibees, time for you to finish the weekend off perfectly for everybody, mon the Jambos!

Mark WATP

Bocanegra-- what can I say? The guys a cracking player. Ally has got it right at the back. Two centre halves that could easily be captain for our great club. Have noticed how positive he keeps things with players around him. High fives and words of encouragement after good tackles and stuff.it's even rubbing off on some of the other guys. Good for team spirit and morale... Keep up the good work Boca!!

Thought boca was MOTM you dont have 90 odd caps for the USA and be a donkey, bedoya looks promising energy to burn, mckay is similar and will offer the same.