Rangers Banter Archive December 02 2011

02 Dec 2011 22:00:26
this isnt about fitbaw but to get both celtic and gers fans to get a buzz PLEAZE POST you tube cloudo and gobo they bam up up people on there fones lol,try it out ed if ur wakend lol,stef1967

I will back this big chap up on this lmao. Give it a try. Pmsl stef1967 good find lol.
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Thats wit a call banter the lads from GLASGOWpms;l

Ff81 youtube real radio crank calls the guy a gers supporter and wot a belter just look for it,it has the scottish flag on the screen ,stef1967

Stef1967 is that the Andy C one? If it is classic mate lmao.
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Andy c and the ger fae the east end pmsl nite ff81.stef1967

02 Dec 2011 20:22:12
lets be honest here, mr whyte is a bit of a rogue to say the least. I honestly have no idea what his intentions for the gers are but i trust him less with every story about his past that comes out. Dark days ahead i think.

Got to say, I'll admit I've been a bit naive and blinkered to Whyte and his methods. Just didn't want to give in to alarm bells to early but I've got to accept now he's a shady f**cker. That said, I've genuinely no fears about us going to the wall but I'd rather someone else was at the helm.
Regardless, we could drop to the junior leagues and I'd still follow follow!

Baybear
(p.s Murray's slipped off quietly eh...fu**ing snake!)

I haven't heard anything new this week - the accounts are not signed off, These are results that were drawn up under the old regime AND we have 4 Months before the 31st of March deadline.
Craig Whyte Admits he was banned, - Eh if I remember correctly he did not contest this, he said there was a reason for it, he will however contest that he "controlled another Company" whilst under that ban- if he can prove that he did not, the BBC are in a spot of bother.

02 Dec 2011 20:20:02
Hi guys
We really need full points from every game in December!! Some regular starters have to start showing up I.e Whittaker, Davis, edu!!! Need to start building momentum again!

I actually think Whittaker has done quite well the last few games. Davis has been terrible and I agree he needs to step up. Realistically, whilst it would be nice to win every game in December, we don't need to win every game and we are at least seven points clear for the new year.

GovanFR

I think Edu needs to be taken out of the team as he's scared of the resposibility of playing for Rangers. I think he's be a decent player at a club with less pressure. The rest need to up their game

Baybear

I think Edu was performing well until McCulloch came back into the team. I think these two should be competing for the one position not playing together. I agree the rest need to up their game esp Davis & Jela.
ThatsNotMyName

Edu and Davis = zero power and skill and lack of service to the front players... Whittiker has been stinking of late, even the last games, playes go past him for fun.

02 Dec 2011 19:39:48
Team I think we will go with tomorrow;
McGregor
Whittaker Perry Goian Broadfoot
Aluko Davis Edu Wylde
Jelavic Lafferty

Relatively strong team, I think McCoist will play Perry over Bartley, once Bocanegra and Papac are back it's quite a strong team. I fully expect he will start Wylde because he was talking about missing left footed players last weekend, hope Aluko starts he looks promising.

GovanFR

Mcmillian and bartley in for clubfoot and edu, wouldn't give edu another game

NOOOOOO! not Broadfoot he is one of the worse players to pull a gers top on in our history! was hoping papac or wallace wid b back

You are spot on with the team GovanFR what Ally will go with. But the only change I would make is move Whittaker to LB and put McMillien at RB if fit. If McMillen is injured Ally should move Whittaker to LB and Broadfoot to RB. We can all see he struggles at LB big time.
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Broadfoot is as bad as Whittaker....both underachieving !

Worst player was easily hamed namouchi

I agree FF81, I would prefer Whittaker at LB, he can use his left foot unlike Broadfoot meaning the width wouldn't be sucked out the team. With Wylde back at least we have some natural left width and hopefully Aluko on the right.

GovanFR

I would actually say Egil Ostenstad was our worst every player.

GovanFR

I think Nuno Capucho was one of the worst players lol. But can I just add the song that was made up for him was brillian lmao.

Nuno Capucho won a Trophy in Saville while we were watching The Bill lmao class.
Followfollow81

Lafferty is our worst ever player

02 Dec 2011 18:49:50
Ed001 how do you fancy England's chances in Euro 2012? I think England got the easiest group don't you think? Teams to qualify from the groups I think. Group A. Poland & Russia. Group B. Netherlands & Germany. Group C. Spain & Croatia. Group D. England & Ukraine. I think Spain will win Euro 2012. Germany are the dark horses. What I've seen of them they could beat any team on their day so it's a tricky one.
Followfollow81 {Ed001's Note - Group A was the easiest group I thought, but I might have fallen asleep and missed a team being drawn. England should get through the group, but they suffer from arrogance and poor management. I actually think they will struggle. I am with you, Germany and Spain are the two strongest teams, though I wouldn't call Germany a dark horse, they are far too good for that. Holland are in with a shot too. I think it will be one of those three, no other team is anywhere near them in terms of quality.}

I agree Ed with you about Holland. Holland are a physical team and play hard. So I think the yellow card and red cards they will pick up will harm their chances. Key players missing important games.
Followfollow81

I think there's no easy group for England because as they've proved time and time again they are sh!te.
There seems to be a bit of a misconception that they are one of the top sides. Is this not just because on paper they have some quality individuals who play in Europes self confessed 'best league'. The fact is, these players are greatly complimented by some of Europes best players at club level and as a team England have no great harmony or team spirit. This along with the fact that John Terry is a W**K is why England will struggle. Still, I'd rather Scotland were there to struggle than be sitting at home to think again!

Baybear

Their players are also the most over-rated in world football at any point in time as a general rule.

The Germans are on another planet. Spain can be a bit insipid. Holland a bit over-rated also. Lucky at the world cup. Shower of hatchet-men really and Wesley Sneijder and Arjen Robben. None of them would get near that '88 team.

02 Dec 2011 17:37:40
Can we not do anything right? If it's true regarding financial results not being signed off by an independant auditor, stipulated by UEFA, then C Whyte will nead to take a long hard look at himself.

Rangers have been going from bad press to bad press now for the last 4 / 5 years or so and is now becoming pathetic. Albeit not all down to C Whyte since he's only been there for 6 months.

We used to do all or business behind closed doors with good PR the norm at Ibrox. Now it seems that we can't even manage a simple task of getting the books ratified, as instructed by UEFA.

Come on Rangers, this is not good enough. In all honesty it's pathetic.

Very frustrated fan. Billy

02 Dec 2011 17:07:25
forget about the tax case bears, there is absolutely nothing we can do about it and no-one knows the outcome. I'm not burying my head in the sand, but i'm a fan not the owner so my only concern is whats happening on the pitch.
I never understand how edu gets a game but he is fast so if he must play put him in a defensive midfield role and let davis, wylde whittaker mckay and aluko/fleck play in front.
Once again, the scouts have got us good defenders in bocanegra and goian and we've been unlucky with the injuries to papac and wallace so we've been unbalanced the last few weeks.
Upfront, theres only laffery and jelavic so i'd like a striker for xmas santa please, someone hard working with pace will do, not a big name.
Finally, if we do sell jelavic or davis or both, so be it. We moved on after laudrup, gazza, van bronkhurst, mccoist etc and we'll move on again. The big thing for me is that i support the gers, not jelavic, davis, david murray or craig white, i hope they do the business but either way i'm watching rangers and hoping they win, i've seen seasons where we won nothing yet in these 'disasterous' times we've won the last three leagues. in terms of europe, apart from manchester, and the first year of the champions league we've not really done well for 30 yrs, don't let the tabloids stories of doom and gloom get you down.
i'm hoping we pump dumfermline by 5 tomorrow
Bazbear

Like your style bazbear. :o) badboybob

Aye its alright to say you support the gers with blinkers on and you dont care who the owner is or the players etc. however does it not bother you that you go out and do a job for a few hundred a week and you got useless pish like lafferty broadfoot edu davis davie weir etc etc becoming millionaires through your money paying for them when they are useless footballers. Owners telling you they have to severley cut costs but still want to charge you season tickets as if gazza and laudrup were still playing. why if the quality on show is so poor are we still paying these players 10 times more than the scandanavian coutries or other european teams who do a lot better than us but for a lot less wages. i dont mean disrespect and dont take it the wrong way but its fans like you who quite rightly moan when walter wanted tio bring kenny miller back against the wishes of the supporters but two weeks later your cheering him instead of sticking to your guns. or you just accept that the quality is getting poorer and do nothing about it. the fans are the real power and we should not just accept it.

With all due respect Baz it's not just the tax cases that worry me.Its the whole financial situation.Even if we win the cases we are still in dire straits.You say forget about it but why should we,it is our club's problem which makes it us fans problem as well.Too many people on here,not a dig at you baz,are too quick to tow the party line and say everything is great,no player will be sold etc etc.I'm afraid it's all bulls**t,I think at least one of our top players will be sold in January to help fund even the running costs of the club, it is that dire.I'm not happy about this but I would sacrifice any player and even the league title to secure the longterm future of our great club.We are in very stormy waters financially,any one who say otherwise are deluding themselves.As fans we should at least be able to discuss theses things without getting shot down or accused of being a Timothy,or even worse your support and loyalty questioned.I will always love the Gers,I just want to make sure there is a club to support when this is all sorted out.Whyte has warned us of the financial plight and yet some fans still deny it.

LarkyJim

Edu is fast? Are u joking me?

First of all, i'm not a fan of edu but he is the fastest player currently at ibrox, And to the other replies, you're all right too. Be passionate but base it on facts, there is a coy game being played here to limit the damage of the tax case and remember, white didn't get us in this mess, he's trying to sort it out. Players will be sold if the price is right, not if some turkish team offers 500k and in the market we survive in, its necessary. Larkyjim, i appreciate your comments mate. The financial worries are a global thing in every industry, why wouldn't it affect us too ?
I welcomed Kenny miller too, and would have welcomed him back in the summer but i've watched Edu for a long time and apart from pace, i just don't see how he gets in the team ahead of fleck even.
Cheers for the responses fellow bears
Reality is what we experience, not what we think is going to happen or read in the papers (like goodwillie will definately go to rangers- gutter press, summer 2011)
Bazbear

He is not as fast as the Kirkintilloch express. Anyway if he is that fast he does not use it during the game. He is lazy, lacks skill and commitment.

02 Dec 2011 15:34:48
Bears I know you are all in denial over tax issues and money problems at Ibrox, well maybe you will listen to senior partner at Ernst and Young who are experts on auditing accounts. Their summing up is
No auditor will sign off accounts unless they are satisfied business is a going concern. If there is an event likely to jepardise this, the auditors will want clarification and assurances before signing accounts as verified.
Ernst and Young believe any auditor will wait until Tax Case findings are out before making any decisions over signing off accoints. Tax case resumes in January but might not issue findings until 2 months after this.
But Rangers MUST have audited accounts by January for SFA and by March for UEFA.
Rangers are up to their necks in Soapy Bubbles
Bears your club is in the Soapy Bubble hail hail Timalloy

Not all of us I've never trusted mr tight since day 1, no 1 listened.

What a crashing bore............ Chasing since 1888, and obviously hurting too. The only hope you lot have, is her majesty, how ironic is that ? Lights off on the way out, bore. AndyPandy63

Timalloy who sits is on here all day the Financial Expert.

Thanks mate
Billyboy1

Dear timalloy and miko in regarding your latest posts on here it has came to my attention that your talents are indeed wasted by such small fare, and would strongly advise moving on to a larger stage like the European union which seems to be in severe bother considering the amount of bailouts and lack of any leadership at the helm caused by debt throughout europe , and having read your obvious knowledge and awareness of the financial and tax laws of this country im sure your assistance in helping the european leaders would be greatly appreciated by them, having two such esteemed [aye right] gentleman on board could be the answer to the whole crisis they find themselves in, what do the pair of youz think ? Afterall your team did get favourable decision off another european body, ie uefa. ...... LARKYELLIS

02 Dec 2011 15:13:49
Afternoon Bears,

time to look forward, I fully expect Peter Houston to show his true colours with Dundee Celtic playing average if that against there chums.

We however have the chance to put that wee bit of pressure of by playing well and scoring a few goals.

I would love to see Coisty be bold and go for dunfermline with an attacking 3-4-3 formation of:

Mcgregor

Perry Goian Bartley

Whitts Davis Edu Wylde

Aluko Jelavic Lafferty

Would be great to see

Doubt he will though and it will be the usual 4-4-2 with McCulloch, Broadfoot etc.

I hope broadfoot is NOT PLAYING as he is NOT rangers class ( He's the biggest asset Dunfermline have got)

02 Dec 2011 14:40:08
Brand new Xmas movie coming out, " SHREK the disaster movie " Starring-
Lennon - Shrek
Brown - Donkey
Kayal - Puss - in - boots
Forster - Dragon
Forrest, Hooper, McCourt - three little piggy's
The story is an old one, time after time................. Disaster after disaster ! Enjoy the re-run Timothy, it's all you deserve........ Andypandy63

02 Dec 2011 10:15:28
Dear fellow bears and bearettes, lets keep our chins up and support our mighty club , we are 4 points clear, lets crack on.. dont know whats happening with whyte but nobody does

And that's the point - nobody does. An institution such as Glasgow Rangers Football Club should not have a man running the club that operates in this maner.

Operates in what manner?

The Scottish game is in decline, he knows he cant spend,
He knows he has to cut costs to run at a profit,

So let him run the club, and let mccoist run the team, and support the Gers.

Will you complain if we win the league this year against all odds.

rikkisixx

Yeah good idea just look the other way and everything will be ok.

I can't believe the amount of people on here that cant admit to themselves how much s**te we are in, even if we do win the league this year its the future years we should be worried about

Come on people stop talking rubbish. he is in for a "fit to run" accusation. now can anyone of you tell me that he has done anything wrong so far? and i stress this....compared to the hearts owner? if he is allowed to lead hearts into the ground we have no problem

I understand exactly the Sh*t financially we are in but this is not only Rangers problem but the whole Game in Scotland in General.
Plus going on and on and on about it is pointless when we should be getting behind McCoist and the players...We knew the situation was bad before Whyte took over, If you told me in January that by the following December we'd have won the league (2010-11), kept the core of the team, added 8 new faces, and were 4 points ahead of Celtic before the second old firm game, but We'd still have the Tax Case hanging over us...You trying to tell me you wouldn't be on this site flapping yer gums about "burying your head in the sand" "your dreaming" cause I'd be biting hands off for a scenario like this.

Comments like - "Yeah good idea look the other way" is a typical non conjusive answer in where you have no idea, or sense of what is going on on behind the doors of ibrox.. Its easy to sit on your PC and batter away one line answers.
From a business view, he's done well... All the doubters are trying to stir it up by bringing up his past, because they know he is doing job well. (Do you think abramovich, et al have squeeky clean backgrounds?)

Whyte may or may not be worth a Billion in businesses and assets, he certainly doesn't have that kind money, he may have his hands tied in terms of expenditure and cutting costs due to the limits of income to the scottish game. But I'll tell you this, Jelavic, McGregor, Bocanegra, Goian, Naismith, Davis, Wallace, and countless others would be playing there football elsewhere if it wanst for Whyte...

So aye, come ahead with your witty banter on the champions page, but at least make it constructive and worth a response

Rikkisixx (still feels like a champion)

He was banned from being a company directory for 7 years in 2000, SFA rules state that nobody can be a director of a club within 5 years of being banned, thats what he has done wrong,he must have lied to pass the fit and proper person test, didn't DM say he would only sell to the right person?I wonder exactly what went on behind the scenes and was Bain and Grieg right all along.

02 Dec 2011 09:49:38
Just seen that Yannick Djalo(played against us with Sporting Lisbon) is joining Villa on loan.

He was available. He would have been a decent addition. Not outstanding but would have gave us more options in attack and surely better than Healy and Lafferty!

What's your point. Messi would also give Rangers more options. Unknowns from India and second class players from Aberdeen are the level that Rangers are now operating in.

My granny would be better than that useless lafferty. as for healy thats just a waste of a wage.

How is healy useless he has played like 10 games with only 5-10 min left in the game so if maby he started a couple of games he might score some goals

02 Dec 2011 09:23:21
is it just me or is anyone rlse starting to get a bit pissed off defendin Whyte. for a so called businessman he breaks the rules at every turn. it's an embaresment to our club. what is this guy all about. I've backed him fully but the things i'm reading this morning is too far he's taking the piss. as the old saying goes "Couldn't run a piss up in a brewery"......K

PS he looks like a "wrong yin" into the bargain......K

02 Dec 2011 08:05:27
ally has misheard what mr whtye told him
it is now been clarified it is £5 to get something
of his chest in january
not 5mill war chest,please listen.
jelly 7.5 mill or to highest bidder in jan
greggs of to warmer climates 5 mill
fleck and hutton on loan
the greatest collapse sinse one of mr kipplings
cakes is on tic to steal title lennon to keep job
and ally to loose his
merry xmas

02 Dec 2011 06:07:47
Peepo will still link him with us wen he retires! Same old s****e

02 Dec 2011 01:17:55
Rangers FC reveal first annual accounts since Craig Whyte takeover

The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth!

m.stv.tv/news/scotland/west-central/283984-rangers-fc-reveal-first-annual-accounts-since-craig-whyte-takeover/

The futures bright!
4 in a row!
W. A. T. P!

Are u serious or just plan daft

Lol, I think you should read it again!

Miko

02 Dec 2011 00:06:20
Here, am no being funny or that here but every second post on here is from Miko??

I think that his loyalty to the manky mob should be questioned or maybe it's because there's tumble weed going through the dark side's site as it's been 3 year since they caught glimpse of the SPL trophy.

I can't wait til we win our tax case followed by our league so as heed the baw Miko can do one and gee us some peace.

4 in a row , watp

Derek Bear 86