Rangers Banter Archive November 28 2011

 

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28 Nov 2011 21:38:58
After watching the league 1 game tonight I think the spl would be a step down for Jordan Rhodes thats how bad the spl has got

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Your right with this present rangers team they are at best mid championship level at best.

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28 Nov 2011 20:30:50
Gordon smith in Brazil looking at players

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Hopefully he wont come back.

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Haha, another septic on the wind up!

Miko

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Hope he doesn't come back with schiedt

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In Brazil topping up his tan more like

Baybear

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Ha ha Miko nobody is biting lol
Followfollow81

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Oh but you are......Nuff said!

Miko

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Aye you wish Miko lmao. Enough said lol.
Followfollow81

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Pmsl, ok Percy!

Miko x

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Did he pay his own fare or did sone aluko pay for that as well.

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28 Nov 2011 20:00:12
Aright Percy's?

Haw haw, the league is over, the Rangers have lost the momentum, Celts are turning it up (domestically and in Europe), Her Majesty has a firm grip of your clubs nuts and you're now all realising how mince your team really is.

I'll bet anyone, any amount, right now that the mighty Hoops will go on to win the league!

Your mob needed that 12 point gap coz you're losing Smellyfish & Mavis in January! Good times, mone the Hoops!

Miko

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Make that the league u will get pumped on Thursday night,

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Miko, thought you had left the country, getting brave again, ah well what will be will be,
Sir Walter

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Why? What's happening on Thursday?

Miko

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Who's getting pumped on Thursday? Can't be Celtic because WE are playing on wednesday?

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Miko no one is biting lol. The joke is on you.
FF81

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Well Well the yellow streak is back just because the Champs got beat oh Miko your so brave (not) away and post sh-te on your own Forum.

GERman

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Yep, the chumps got poked!!......and I'll be back when they get poked again ma wee darlin x

Miko

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Now i can see why they call you kipper Miko its because your two faced and Gutless

GERman

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You mean skipper because I always Boss you! lol

Night Benny........Miko x

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Miko, I've just realised something! going by the way you talk and put kisses after your posts and the day you thought using the sentence "you've got a right hard-on for me right now" was acceptable I'm going to gather your either a woman or gay?!
dmrangers

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Love ya Dim xxx

Miko

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Well yellow streak i have no time for gutless people like you cant even come back with a sensible answer i think we will have to treat you with kid gloves from now on

GERman

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28 Nov 2011 19:07:01
ED001, ED014 whichever EDitor is on. As you know I dont complain to editors, I dish it out I take it. But I want to put on record I have NEVER used profanities on here or told people to get a job etc..
On both sites tonight there are people having personal attacks on me and using profanities, on other site even using the "W" word which says more about them sadly. But my point is when several people gang up on one person and use such bad language that is BULLYING in my eyes. Luckily I am strong enough to take it but i hope you will review your guidelines on profanities etc Timalloy {Ed014's Note - It is an adult orientated site.Look at others sites and you will see the exact same level of banter and mild swearing,alot of words are filtered out automatically and we edit some.Posts littered with bad language get deleted.

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Watch people dont trip over the toys coming out of your pram there Tim.

4IAR

Steven.

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Timalloy if all you have to moan about is a tiny little bit of swearing you have obviously led a very sheltered life. Fear not though i shall just ignore your idiotic posts from now on.

Gerry The Ger.

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Boo hoo Timalloy. I think all the Eds know you by now. Don't act the victim you are the one that's worth the watching. As I've said on the Celtic page You will get someone in serious bother one day. Not every poster swears I'm I right Ed? You are making yourself out the victim here but about an hour ago you are bumming that you want this site named Timalloy Site to Ed007. You thrive on it Tim. You have been found out by Rangers and Celtic posters so don't play the victim. I could say you were BULLYING me with your carp stirring. Trying to get everyone to go against me. So I would just like to thank every Rangers poster that backed me up on this and the Celtic posters cheers mates.
Followfollow81

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Do what you usually do and phone FARE

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On this site Timalloy if your going to dish it out you have to be prepared to take it back it works both ways you know You seem to want it all your own way well it does'nt work like that. All youve done is go on about the Tax Case with HMRC and Mr Craig Whyte documentary on BBC which is without foundation so stop coming on here to whine to the ED the bears said this the bears said that about me grow up for christs sake if you dont like it dont come on here.

GERman

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Timalloy you are a regular poster but your content is 90% aimed at getting the negative response you normally recieve. The name Dimalloy is your own fault. Get some new patter and you might not get mauled so much. Bears are dangerous you know ;) CheltBlue

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28 Nov 2011 19:37:01
Quote of the day Ally didn't see that coming! I did after watching the St Johnstone game..we need a bit of drive in the midfield Bartley is better than Mculloch and Edu put together..so is Hutton but ohh we let him go to Partick on loan..why not plat whittacker at left back and Mcmillan at right back!

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28 Nov 2011 19:35:05
first moves of the january window should be getting broadfoot and lee mcculloch out of there. broadfoot - its laughable that he has made it as a pro footballer, then what he was doing at the end of the killie game was simply a disgrace.
jig - hes had his day and when he plays, he slows it down and does not offer ANYTHING positive

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What did he do at the end of the game? 't Sorry I didn't see it

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Don't know what he done at the end of the game but he done nothing during it, broadfoot and edu should never play for rangers again they are a joke

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And lafferty. dont know how he made it as a pro and god knows what walter was thinking paying 3.25 million for him.

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28 Nov 2011 17:55:30
I'm not here to give all doom and gloom....we're 4 ahead with every shot fo winning the title! Think in January we need to clear out some dead wood. I'd start with releasing or selling Weir, Mculloch, Broadfoot and Edu. Would free up some wages and stop the team stagnating.

With them gone we could play or give game time to Mckay, Fleck, Bartley, Healy, Hutton, Bedoya, Little, Mcmillan, Perry, Bendicksen and Hemmings.

Also with those wages free and possible transfer fees I think we should bring in a right winger and a striker.

I'll probs get ripped for this last bit but I'd be happy to bring back some old gers. Possibly Chris Burke, Kris Boyd and Ross Mcormack.

Thoughts?

Rossco Cyprus Bear

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When Broadfoot is listed we know we will a man down as he is not what the team needs can't cross just no skill runs till the ball is taken from him no idea what to do to open up the opposition at any time in any game GET RID OF HIM (he's a legend in his own mind)

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We dont need chris burke - too lightweight and thought he was better than he was.

Kris Boyd - big fat and lazy. been found out everywhere he went

ross mccormack - typical rangers reserve will do well in lower leagues only.

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Agree with most of this
I've always been reluctant to have too much of a go at Edu but I think he's now had his chance to deliver and failed. He just looks uncomfortable with any sort of responsibility on the ball. As for your suggestions for signings I wouldn't want any of them back and to be honest, with the exception of Boyd, I don't think any of them would want to come back.

Baybear

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Chris Burke - Highly rated in Championship (much better league than the SPL)

Ross Mcormack - Bangin them in for Leeds.

Kris Boyd - Scored more than Larsson and unbelievable goal to games ratio.

What planet do some bears live on?

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28 Nov 2011 17:16:06
Alright bears? Anyone going over to Hamburg tomorrow? I've had a few texts from my mates that went over last night. They said that the welcome mats out for all the bears by the Hamburg fans. I've had an email from a Hamburg supporters club saying that all Rangers fans are welcome and it's free drink lmao. I fly out tomorrow morning on the travel club flight.
Followfollow81

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Sounds like a great night out mate. Unfortunately i am too skint to go so whatever ed is on this weekend make sure you put Followfollow81's tips up lol.

Gerry The Ger.

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Why don't u pay for ur trip by backing Hamburg?

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Hamburg RSC is putting on a soccer dance. 1st drink is free then cheap dink and food and the are going to be go go girls lol. Gerry I think the game is on Rangers tv not sure tho.
Followfollow81

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Yeah i think it is Followfollow81. Me thinks the eds are being a bit sneaky and keeping your tips to themselves so they can still get decent odds lol.

Gerry The Ger.

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It's on ESPN

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I think that aswell Gerry lol. I have posted the emails on the sightings page but it's not clear enough to read about the go go girls lol. Every Friday all the regular posters me, you, GovanFR, Germinator, Tony the ger and so on should pick 1 team each to win or draw and put money on it. But only if you gamble. If you don't you can always pick a team and I will put the money on it lol.
Followfollow81

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Sounds like a plan to me Followfollow81. I like the odd punt, be warned though my biggest win in the last year has been £5.60. Usually do better on the nags.

Gerry The Ger.

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28 Nov 2011 15:27:57
There is a Celtic fan called Timalloy,
who thinks he can wind up Bears and annoy.
Sadly for him he's a deluded t*t,
he does not wind us up one little bit.
So Timalloy you sad little man,
all you do is show yourself to be a fandan.
You have absolutely no wit or humour,
all the s**te you post on here is conjecture and rumour.
So do everyone favour and give your s**te patter a rest,
because u like I know Rangers will always be best.

Gerry The Ger.

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28 Nov 2011 15:01:22
feel even thought rangers are cash strapped they will not sell jelavic for less than 10 million

chiz

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Not get anywhere near that for him . hes just not that good.

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Lol

Rangers or jelavic haven't been tested by a EPL team yet. Ok Liverpool made a last min bid but would have been to short of a time to get the deal done. If Newcastle keep in the top 6 between now & the window I think he will go there. Once a real EPL team put a bid in jelavic will jump. Or whyte will.

10m spl player in the same sentance don't go. Realalistic I think 8.5m with a good sell on clause plus half the money up front then the rest in the summer or somrthing similar 

Lenny

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More likely he will be pushed out the door. Agree though we won't get 10m for him. The first decent team to make a reasonable offer and he'll be offski.

Gerry The Ger.

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I wouldn't blame jelavic if he wanted to leave the service he's getting from the midfield is a joke

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28 Nov 2011 14:02:04
Kyle Lafferty's car has been smashed up by a gang of bigoted thugs as he stood just feet away at a petrol station in Johnstone Renfrewshire yesterday. The police said its a sectarian attack. When is all this going to stop. Targeting him because he plays for Rangers. Hang the Bs.
Followfollow81

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Unfortunetly its the society we live in where basically neds and the like can do what they do without fear of recrimination.It is becoming totally disgusting to read of crimes committed and the sentences handed down.Shaun H

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Followfollow81 what a sad post, playing to your own audience. Post it on our Celtic site. Your Germinator is saying it was not a sectarian attack and you are trying to stir it. ALL attacks like this be it lafferty or Stokes should be condemned. FF81 please condemn EVERY attack not just ones you want to stir it with. Sad sad post I am disappointed Timalloy

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Is FF81 not allowed to make a comment on a rangers site about a rangers player being a victim of a crime? Grow up timalloy. GovanFR

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Tim I said it was a sectarian attack ... not a celtic one same as stokes last week only vice versa. Nothing to with clubs as poster above said it was neds with a political agenda that they prob dont even understand

Germinator

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Aye Timalloy jog on.

Gerry The Ger.

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What do you mean a sad post by myself? I'm only going on what I've read and heard. Here's a link I await your Apologie.

www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3964231/Bigots-hunted-as-Kyle-motor-trashed.html#ixzz1f0ODFvXR

Followfollow81

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Reply to GovanFR . FF81 posted it as had been reported and the unreproachable timalloy has done the opposite by posting on the Celtic site FF81 said it was a sectarian attack carried out by Celtic fans .Now you and all now know that this guy cannot be taken seriously as all including his fellow supporters know and comment on but come on he has overstepped the mark the credibility know matter how small has GONE. Goodbye t...........whatever.Shaun H

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FollowFollow81.Firstly the attack happened last Monday.Did you just read the headline and rush on here to post it?Read the article, it starts that his car was 'trashed',then changes to the windows being smashed, to 'at least one window was broke'.What petrol station doesn't have CCTV installed,they would be caught already.A source said that police are treating it is a sectarian attack,nothing official from the player,police or club.WTF are you reading the s*n for anyway?I don't believe a word of it.

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Shaun h where in my post did I say it was Celtic fans? To the nameless poster why are you reading the sun? Lmao. Lafferty doesn't deserve to get his car smashed up does he all because he plays for Rangers.
FF81

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He is a bit of l*nt though.

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Sorry Shaun I've read your post wrong mate. I'm raging with Timalloy. He is a carp stirrer. I was ment to put on the OP that I read about it yesterday. It's been doing the rounds gossip wise since last Wednesday. Timalloy can't be trusted sad sad sad carp stirrer that will get someone into serious trouble one day. Tim do you not realise that all the Celtic fans and Ed007 read posts on this page? You have been found out for the person you are Timalloy. SAD
Followfollow81

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Finally Followfollow81 you see Timalloy for what he is. Wouldn't let him bother you mate. Everyone who posts on these sites knows what he is like. All regular posters will know you are a fair minded fan mate and can have a banter with Rangers and celtic fans alike and that Timalloy is just trying to stir things. Just ignore the tube.

Gerry The Ger.

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Cheers Gerry, I just think he is jealous that I won all that money on Saturday lol. I did post my football tips but it never got put up on the site lol. We can all have banter mate but when it gets to carp stirring and name calling on this site that's a no no.
Followfollow81

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FF81, I think I'll need your football tips, I haven't won anything in a coupon since last December.

GovanFR

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GovanFR I post my 5 teams every Friday night but for some reason they never got put up on Friday. That's 2 weeks in a row I've won. Last week I won £69 with 5 wins. It was the 2 draws that bumped the price up on Saturday.
Followfollow81

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28 Nov 2011 14:00:57
If we lose this tax case it could be years before we can challenge again, whether we like to admit it or not the tims are miles ahead off the park and level on it, its going be years of pain as Mr tight isn't going pay anyone over 5k a week.

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If they were level on it they wouldn't be 4 points behind simple
EKger

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Catch a grip and wake up 4 points is nothing, man utd are 5 points behind in England does that mean they are not level on it?

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No Man Utd are not and their is a big differenve between the EPL and SPL ya fundan.

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Why what difference does it make if ur 4points ahead in epl or spl u pie?

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Who's fundan ?

Did he have to pay to play at rangers ?

Lenny

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4 points is still a lead guys, lets remain positive and get behind the team. Fair enough we shouldnt have lost to killie, but lets remember killie managed to put 3 bye that side from the other side of the city, and probably should have scored more.... WATP! jamie the ger

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But that other mob also scored 3 goals that day,and came back from killie with apoint more than you mob

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28 Nov 2011 12:56:47
Coisty can surely see what the problem is!! Edu and JIG are not good enough, i wouldnt let boradfoot drive the team bus!
Mcgregor
Mcmillan goian boca Wallace
Whitts Davis, Bring back hutton but bartley the now and wylde on left wi jela and laff upfront!!

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We need another striker as well, you can add healy to the list of the departing. id like to see more of aluko as well,some will disagree i know but if we can hone his skills i think we can turn him into a bloody good player

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Why would you drop papac , rangers most consistent player for two years.

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TBH, Broadfoot was not the worst player yesterday. In fact I don't thinkhe did anything wrong, however Davis, hiding for the 5th/6th consecutive match...Whats his excuse, when he has Edu and McCulloch as defensive cover, surely he should go on and dictate the games.
Not convinced by Aluko, alothough it is early, lack of matches caused the goal as he took too long getting out. Also Bedoya, looks like another Edu, plenty of work rate, no technical ability.

Once fit, team should be

4-3-3/4-5-1

Mcgregor
Whittaker
Papac
Bocanegra
Goian
Bartley
McCulloch
Davis
Lafferty
Wylde
Jelavic


Rikkisixx (on the bench)

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28 Nov 2011 12:25:21
IMO motherwell was our best performance of the season, no broadfoot, edu or mcculloch in team that day enough said, ally will lose his job if he keeps playing these clowns

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We should be playing Fleck and Ness (if fit) in midfield and sell Edu and McCulloch

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Whos gonna buy them mcculloch in comfort zone nice wage team he supports and hes what 32 33

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Fleck... Are you mad? He is good in the reserves but not good enough for the first team and had more chances than I care to remember.

GB

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28 Nov 2011 11:53:44
The last two performances from the champions have been extremely poor and I really hope McCoist gets tore in to the team and gives them the boot up the arse that they all need. Broadfoot is rank and nowhere near Rangers class and we need to get Davis back playing in the central role where he can assist Edu and get back to working well together like they were doing before the last international break. Bar the crucial mistake that lead to the Killie the goal Aluko looked fairly decent for a guy who had been without a club since June. Hopefully with Papac, Wallace and Wylde back in contention for the game on Saturday it will bring a bit more stability at the back and more creativity going forward to give the level of service to Jelavic that he craves as he hasn’t seemed interested/happy recently with what he’s getting and its causing us big time!

The BluePrint

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No players in that team are rangers class. not one of them would have got near the nine in a row team and yes i do include mcgrgor, davis naismith and jelavic and as for lafferty he would not have been allowed to buy a rangers top.

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28 Nov 2011 11:24:37
why cant we be good :( i wish david murray would come back and save us, i miss him, i might cry :((

please dont mock my tears for they are the tears of a wounded champion, i will survive, I WILL SURVIVE!

Please dont let rangers die mr whyte

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A truly touching statement, i feel your pain brother, WE WILL OVERCOME

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Remind me who left us with this tax bill?

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You were not complaining about Murray when he brought in the likes of gazza etc! so Dont sit moan about it all now!! SPL killed Murrays dream of having one the best teams in europe!

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Whether people were not complaining at the time is irrelevant. If it comes to be true that Murray paid players illegally through EBTs then his legacy to Rangers will be administration.

GovanFR

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As pure usual every time someone says something about u bring back the good old days, we are in this mess because of Murray's dream

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Murrays in just as big a mess. his businesses are failing.

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Dont really care about Murray's other business only interested in the mess he's left rangers in

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28 Nov 2011 09:56:55
Right bears let's stay positive aluko did well apart from the goal and hemmings looked decent why broadfoot always seems to get a game over one of the younger boys I will never know the guy just gets in the way! And as for edu how long have we been hearing aw he will come good he just needs his confidence back well we have been waiting nearly a bloody year for this confidence to come back with everyone fit my team would be mcgregor, whittaker, goian, bocanegra, papac, aluko, davis, mckay, wylde, jelavic, lafferty its time for mccoist to wake up and realise broadfoot is not up to playing for rangers one of the younger boys should get a chance before him!

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Hemmings did nothing mate

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Aluko had a reasonable debut considering he hasnt played for months
Was unlucky on two occassions not to score and was the only one in that team prepared to take a man on
Ok he was at fault for the goal which won the game but it was the full teams performance which lost us the match

What has happened to our right back, everytime he gets the ball he stops the team moving forward and gives the other team time to get back in defence also there are too many looking to make a pass backwards rather than forwards, dont know how many times i have seen us with the ball in the last quarter of the pitch only for it to end up back with shagger

JG

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28 Nov 2011 09:35:31
All slaggin off aside....... the Killie result might just be the kick up the a** we need!

I mean alot of our best results recently haven't been the best football we have played. Maybe with this loss it will get us going in the right direction again, and with the 'great unwashed' game about 4 weeks away, may give the team more incentive to win and get some form back?

4IAR

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28 Nov 2011 09:23:24
Awryt lads, a heard that broadfoot was arguing with a rangers fan after the match any1 know if it's true ?

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He was looking in the mirror at the time

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He was trying to find out how to boil an egg.

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Yup.hear he confronted 3 gers fans after the game,and had to be escorted away by police.tut tut.

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28 Nov 2011 07:50:37
It has heehaw to do with "desire" Ally. More to do with the nine or so guys on the park no good enough to be wearing a Rangers jersey.

If your youtube superstars McKay and Bedoya, and Fleck cannae get a game yesterday by Christ. These last few weeks it's apparent how much Naismith and Wylde are missed, though they two are no world-beaters.

Bit of a lack of quality all over I'm afraid. Though I think most Rangers fans know it. People like Aluko are nowhere near the level required I think most would accept.

Guess we're stuck with what we've got. They're no up to much either. Both teams going backwards really and levelling-down to the rest of the mince in this country. It's a shame for the game. The disparity between what's charged at the gate and the rubbish on show should really be addressed forthwith.

Davy73

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I agree with all but the Fleck comment. He is gash also. Had more chances than anyone.

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So who would you except? while keeping in mind we are quite skint?

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Where do you draw the line on the "we're potless" bit though?

Maribor pay out one tenth the wages Rangers do and the Swedish side one fifth was it?

If we're that skint we probably shouldn't be pishing money against the wall on rubbish that couldnae get a game yesterday: McKay, Bedoya, Ortiz, Healy, when Aluko gets a start having no played a competitive game since God knows when. Nor should we be chucking away £28k a week to Steven Whittaker quite clearly.

The "we're broke" bit can be a bit over-done at times, people who ask for a bit more aren't looking for Lieonel Messi.

Davy73

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28 Nov 2011 01:41:57
Coulda been doin with Barry Ferguson today couldn't we?

Steven.

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He is past it. A BF in his Mclish days yes...

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My point is that people slate BF on here. However he would never let our club down the way some of these imposters are.

Steven.

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He let our club,Sir Walter and Scotland down.He even admited it himself as did Sir Walter.Take off your blue tinted specs fellow Bear.He was a wee NED and I was glad when we got rid for a second time.Most over rated player I have seen at IBROX in 30 years of going.

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A Barry Ferguson type of player would have been good. Too many played like davis hiding.

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Got to agree with the NED poster but based purely on football, BF was a million miles better than anything we've got in midfield just now.

Baybear

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