28 Nov 2010 22:40:32
* BREAKING NEWS* *
Reports are coming in that after the heavy snow, God has had his windows smashed, his car set on fire and had threatening phone calls, by angry Celtic fans claiming he is a bigot and has caused it to snow to give Rangers tired and injured players time to recover and rest,
Neil Lennon has stated the God and mother nature will be colluding a cover story and Dr John Reid has written to the Almighty to ask for clarification and to ask what team he supported in childhood as he says there is an anti Celtic bias in Heaven
Believable0
Unbelievable0