Rangers Banter Archive October 27 2011

 

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27 Oct 2011 23:52:04
Does anyone fell jelavic and naismith should be offered better wages? Is it fair whittker is on more than these 2 guys?

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Aye they should, naw it isnae.

Baybear

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We need to keep our drop our wage bill so I doubt they would get new contracts.

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27 Oct 2011 22:17:35
Anybody heard how the swede is doing on trial
any talk of signing or him going home-tae think again?

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27 Oct 2011 21:57:17
I see we are offering laff a new deal, I think we should be offering Naisy a lot more cash to stay with the champs, if whitty is getting 20 odd grand a wk, Naisy should be offered the same if not more so he stays. He is rangers best player and probably the biggest rangers fan in the squad but nobody could blame him if he leaves to get more cash down south. What do yous think?

Big Blue
WATP

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Agreed

Baybear

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Naismith signed a new contract last January

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27 Oct 2011 20:14:09
Im not a Celtic fan , im not all gloom and doom , Im a true Rangers supporter who does not wish my club run down. I have a friend (Genuine) who tells me that our club IS teetering on verge of administration. It IS likely to happen , sooner rather than later. now I wont claim to know all the ins and outs , but friend (Genuine) is in accountancy and claims , Liverpool were at Ibrox to generate funds to pay players. He claims to have carried out work today in relation to Rangers entering into administration as early as Fri morn. Views all welcome

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My view is. What a loada p@sh. Another plonker from the dark side.

Gerry The Ger.

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The game agains liverpool was for charity ya muppet

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Yeah keep reading the RTC blog mate, - that clown blogger has been going on about this every Friday Month End for the last 4 months - its going to be this friday .. - he has all the septic fans believing his b*llsh*t - Miko cut and pasted a part of this blog he is obviously one of the deluded.

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I've got a genuine friend too (just the one) who works in catering. They've informed me (genuinely) that Rangers have taken steps to use Quorn in their pies to save on the cost of meat. This measure is expected to free up £83 per week of which the taxman is willing to accept £50 over 1200 years. That leaves £33 per week towards lucrative new contracts for Naisy and Jela. I'm just the messenger so I don't care who believes me, I'm just saying. This is 100% genuine information from a RELIABLE source.

The Real Slim Baybear (please stand up!)

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You are a genuine halfwit and i am having shot in the dark here a celtic one at that rtb

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27 Oct 2011 18:40:19
Hope Gennaro Gattuso has a speedy recovery very whole-hearted passionate player who loves the Rangers.

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27 Oct 2011 18:14:43
Is Miko ok after the Ed tore him a new 1 the other night?

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"There is, however, a fine line between avoidance and evasion and Rangers MAY have smudged it over the last decade with two schemes designed to reward their top earners in the most "tax efficient" way." (pishmasellaughin) lol

Miko

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You must have a plastic sheet on your bed Miko. I hope you keep the heating turned down in your house or the place will be absolutely reekin of piss lol.

Gerry The Ger.

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There is also a fine line between banter and oh no not him again.the guy nobody invites back to the shindig after a night out but yet he still manages to pop uatthe

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Gerry, that's about as funny as a kick tae the clackers. What's absolutely hilarious though is that, er......em, eh.....yer club's goin down!! pmsl - oops, done it again! lol.....Miko x

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Miko me thinks you need a nappy for yer gub as well as yer dangly bits the amount of s**te you spout. Do you honestly think that reply will make me enter into a debate about a tax case you obviously know nothing about. Nah i think i'll just content myself with being 10 pts clear.

Gerry The Ger.

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Haw Gezza,

I know enough to know........there's somebody at the door! pmsl

Miko

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Aye mikoyou might know enough to know but you still know nothing why cant you come on this site and talk football but of course thats what your team is not playing just now so for christs sake gees peace about the HMRC and you may think your funny but i can assure you like my fellow bears your not if you cant come on this site and say something constructive stick to your own page and post your drivel there.

GERman

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27 Oct 2011 18:00:51
Anyone thought of that Farid El Allagui (sp) plays for Falkirk, 15+ goals this season in all comps plus 2 against us! Scoring week in week out, scored 1 and scored in the penalty shootout the other night against Dundee United! Worth a try?

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As daft as it sounds going for a lower division player whos just been heard off for scoring some goals against SPL opposition, I think he would actually be a good signing who wouldn't go wrong, he can score goals no doubt about that and I think he's worth a shot at a big club.

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27 Oct 2011 16:56:11
Interesting to see that Chelsea fans (CPO) actually own the pitch there, why not sell Ibrox pitch to the fans and end any talk of losing Ibrox

JG {Ed002's Note - That was the original idea. The club were protecting themselves from property developers.}

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Then surely 50,000 fans worldwide would be prepared to pay 500 quid for a share in the pitch and certain other rights = 25M
Mr whyte could step up and match what the fans have put in 25M + 25M
Fans own the pitch and some other rights (just like the CPO)
Mr Whyte owns the club and other assets
HMRC get paid even in the worst case scenario
Gers go marching on
I would be one of the first in the queue for a share

JG

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Is this 500 quid on top of the 300- 400 pound on a season ticket . Lets be realistic most people cannot afford a season ticket never mind contributing £500. No matter how big of a Rangers Fan i am I FOR A FACT WOULD NOT PAY £500 AS WELL AS A SEASON TICKET .

Sorry but i believe its just an unrealistic idea


Mark ( Broomloan Front )

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Can see the logic behind it, but it may be unrealisric as Mark above me has said. We already spend hundreds on season tickets, refreshments, programmes, rising stars and of course replica kits and other merchandise. Would be a very, very big ask. Unfortunately, I believe it is one that Rangers would not consider. I also don't think Mr Whyte should have to pay £25m, as this problem was not, in any way, his doing.

Steven

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27 Oct 2011 16:19:42
Have a look at the Aberdeen fans fighting with the riot police on the dodge sighting lmao.
Followfollow81

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27 Oct 2011 16:09:10
Jack Wilshire just announced he's a Rangers fan on twitter, would be not bad having him one day lol.

WATP

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27 Oct 2011 14:13:15
i think the penalty for deliberate handball STOPPING the ball going into the net should be that the ref awards a goal and gives out only a yellow card. If its the 2nd yellow of course it converts to a red. Penalties of any other kind in the box should only be yellow also, but the offending player should serve 15 minutes in a sin bin. This way it takes away all the crap after the game with appeals etc and suspensions AFTER the offence which really does no good for the team who were offended against. Time also to give the refs a microphone like the rugby guys have, this would only help the game and perhaps give some credibility to referees.

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Not possible mate even if the guy stops the ball on the line nd the ball is traveling at 700mph ..... it is still possible that the keeper could save it i agree i would start believing in guys able to walk over water if i seen that happen but u cant rule it out as being impossible therefore it will always go down as a goal scoring "chance" and not a goal. Nice idea in principal but it could never be applied due to different ability levels of goal keepers and not being able to label a shot as unsaveable.

Germinator

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Agree with the first reply. Also, if you're implementing a sin bin - instead of the usual " we lost because he shouldn't have been sent off", it's just gonna be "we lost because he was wrongly out of action for 15 minutes." Same cr@p different day, basically. Muzz

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Why don't fifa look at the sending off and penalty rule. If the player scores fom the penalty the player stays on, if he misses it the player walks ..

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I have another rule change I would like to see....when a player is injured and stays down until play is stopped he should automatically stay off the pitch for say a full two minutes. This would stop a player faking injury and time wasting as he knows he would be off the pitch for a period of time....and if he is really injured it would give the medical staff time to assess his injury.

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27 Oct 2011 14:08:46
in regards to miko i reckon you've made your point that you will again piss yourself if rangers are taken to task for tax "evasion" but the FACT is it is regarded as tax avoidance. so to keep harping on about "evasion" is futile and will only result in you costantly pissing yourself ibrox K

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27 Oct 2011 12:57:17
can we please stop with all the jordan rhodes talk of going to rangers. top teams in england are sniffing around including manchester utd according to this mornings papers. they have been scouting him for months and ready to make their move. anyway he will demand more than rangers can afford which is a pity cause he would bang them in for fun up here!

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27 Oct 2011 10:29:07
Vladimir Weiss posting about Rangers again on Twitter. Still think we should go back in for the guy.

Great player in my opinion even though he divided the Rangers fans.

He is not getting a regular game at Espanyol and City probably won't want him back. Should get him on a free at end of the season.

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Agree with you there pal plus sell on value would b good

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Wiess Man City contract does not expire untill 30.06.2013

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27 Oct 2011 22:51:38
According to man city website he is contracted to 2012

www.mcfc.co.uk/News/Team-news/2009/December/Vladimir-Weiss-signs-new-deal

JG

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27 Oct 2011 10:06:29
Rangers 27 league cups
Celtic 14 league cups
SIMPLES.

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Rangers OUT league cup
Celtic IN league cup
SIMPLES.

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Celtic fans.........SIMPLEs

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Rangers fans ...............JUST SIMPLE

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Rangers are just letting somebody else win the league cup for a change because we've won it 27 times to Celtic's 13, also Celtic have won nothing yet. Simples.

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Sellik have won a game and now the deluded fans think they are world beaters............. when really, they are total MINCE !! SIMPLE FACT...

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Is that not the diddy cup?its strange how it turns into a diddy cup when you get papped out with a mob from the first division.
p diddy

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Celtic struggling to beat motherwell to 2nd place....f***in hilarious

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Wasnt that when youse got beat of clde or something and bring on the admin cos we will still win the lague and be debt free

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27 Oct 2011 09:57:31
Are gordon smith, david healy, john fleck, sammy kerkar and matt mckay cousins? They all seem to be taking money off rangers and giving nothing in return.

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Be quiet timmy...your post is nonsense. R/R

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Matty mckay is dieing to play

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Have asked on many occassions on this site about Gordon Smith's role, you would imagine in current cicumstances he may find his way from the sun bed to say something, can anyone say when they last heard a word from him

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27 Oct 2011 09:20:38
Looking at rangers and celtic are there any celtic player who would get into the rangers 1st team.

I came up with mayby izzygurrie (spelling) and mayby the young guy forrest thats it ano miko and his gang will go on about kayal and hooper but they have both been avrage at best this season.

Any thoughts?

Gazza 72

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I would have Papac before Izaguirre, he got made out to be a superstar because of his strides down the left but Papac always has more assists than him, Papac is more solid defensivly and is good going forward also. I wouldn't have any of them, we are the champions :)

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I wouldnt have izzaguirie ... i would have hooper his scoring and movement is something we don't have ..... movement anyways ... wouldn't have forrest .. we have wylde.... ... huge rangers fan .. but just becasue they aare celtic players doesn't mean they arent fgood enough for us ... i would have ki kayal hooper and stokes in a minute....

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I think it wouuld be :


greegsy

wilson bocanegra goian wallaca

wylde davis edu ness izzy the sissy

jelavic

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Tell you what how about this for an old firm team


Foster

broadfoot mastorvic loovens cha du ri

ortiz edu brown papac

healy samaras

soo much creativity


gazza 72

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I honestly wouldnt have one Celtic player in the Rangers team right now.

Gerry The Ger.

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Commons.

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Wouldn't have izzy ?

Aye nae problem, guys been watched by man utd etc whos lookin at papac ? Glasgow home help ?

Lenny

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We have 11 fit players in our team, why would we take someone who is injured? Lenny, once again.............you are not the brightest are you?

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Wouldnt have anyone of them. We are a TEAM as we are, it works, thats why all they can see id dust in front of them.

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Cpl of bears got the tinted specs on i think .... if im being honest id take hooper (over lafferty), izza (over papac/wallace), and forrest (over wylde). thats it tho the only dubious one would be Edu and Kayal (i think both player can be very useful players but neither has performed as well as they can this year and for that reason i used Edu since he has played with Davies in CM already)





would be a line up of:

Greegsy
Whitt Goian Boca Izza
Forrest Davis Edu Naisy
Hooper Jelavic

Germinator

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We have players who know how to win league titles.................... they do not, because they are not good enough.Rangers players are Champions, they are runners up, losers, chasers and basically not anywhere near good enough to grace Ibrox, So, not a single one of that shower would get into my Rangers team, plain and simple !! Rangers 'til I die

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27 Oct 2011 08:32:34
Wonder what the Bears fans think of these two new companies being registered!! Preparing for the worst but not telling fans, someone preparing to buy out the Whyte Nyte (see what I did there) or someone just messing about or even something more sinister??
Your take on the matter?

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No take on the matter .. it's irrelevent

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Sooo majid bougerra was looked at by barcalona

if they looked at him that means he wasnt quite up there with all the world class players. Which celtic fans seem to think he is otherwise he would of been sold

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27 Oct 2011 06:31:33
Im laughing at previous posts..hibs just run out of steam and rolled over to septic tonig
ht no question also miko and co having the hard neck saying we were out of three competitions already laughable! we were nocked out of the cl
we were there on merit and again we lost out on elto a better team over 2 legs septic were beaten in europa cup by a better team who were sayd to be cheats debateable since being reinstated to el
have not won a game in that competition
so where does that leave septic?.To hear their fans
they are world beaters alkies wife beaters
tax experts that cant spell and they
have injured players!Have septic been bought over by the beeb? it makes one wonder...lol

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Hibs crumbled, Celtic are a very weak team that much was evident.

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27 Oct 2011 00:45:53
See this..looks like Rangers have allegedly been evading tax

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14930737.stm

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Well if the bbc are reprting it we might as well just go into administration now!!!
Dmrangers

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Eh not really, just telling us what we already know, plus the article is a Month and a half old. so nothing new there...its still tax avoidance, not evasion....just because the BBC use the word Evasion throughout the article, doesn't make it the truth.

Rikkisixx

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"There is, however, a fine line between avoidance and evasion and Rangers MAY have smudged it over the last decade with two schemes designed to reward their top earners in the most "tax efficient" way."

*I know it's tax evasion, Rangers know it's tax evasion, HMRC knows it's tax evasion, everyone knows it's tax evasion! Pmsl.......Miko

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Mico, you seem to piss yourself on a regular basis. Go and get that seen to mate. LWDU (laughing with dry underwear)

pappy

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Thats old p*sh look at the date you total clown. and when are people going to wise up to the fact the BBC are goverment funded, Just like HMRC ... don't believe what you read ..

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