Rangers Banter Archive March 23 2020

 

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23 Mar 2020 23:46:01
oh dear me have a quick read of the daily rebel, naismith the interview on why hearts have to make cuts, a complete turnaround from his situation in 2012, its all about saving jobs.



24 Mar 2020 14:13:49
Truebluesotrue, the biggest diffrence now with naismith is he know knows he won't be signing any new contracts worth thousands a week, as he is too old to be sold, or signed by an everton, or the likes.



23 Mar 2020 20:18:50
Steven Gerrard Loyal. You're reply to my question as to why Adidas couldn't be our kit supplier was "because they have just signed a record deal with celtic". Celtic are leaving new balance who you think will ne our new supplier, the deal that celtic had with new balance was also a record deal, so surely that rules them out too?



23 Mar 2020 21:29:55
Coops has been having a punt on under armour for years now. Saying new balance this season but still throwing under armour in as back up. Maybe 1 day big man 🤔.



23 Mar 2020 21:40:22
Not necessarily mate, as new balance have now lost both liverpool and celtic to nike and adidas respectively! I've only heard that bisgrove was in advanced negotiations with new balance mate.
I think new balance could/ would offer rangers a very good financial deal if they did indeed become our new kit makers, but i doubt they would offer as much as adidas have agreed to give celtic. New Balance would be looking to get another big club as like i stated earlier, they have lost both liverpool and celtic.



24 Mar 2020 10:10:22
New Balance was started up by an Irish immigrant living in Boston Massachusetts.
Their headquarters is still in Boston.
There is little to no chance of them ever having the slightest interest in anything to do with Rangers.



24 Mar 2020 11:17:32
They manufactured Liverpool shirts and the were formed by Orangemen?



23 Mar 2020 20:06:57
1987 league Cup final now on Rangers youtube channel.



23 Mar 2020 19:25:30
Just read the daily record article about the 5 Scottish based players we should sign.
Ferguson
Hickey
Shankland
Dykes
Allen
I would 100% go for the top 2 ferguson had everything in his locker to be a great player just need a bit of polishing , same with hickey. Not 18 till June and just as good with both feet will be top quality full back giving the right environment.
Shankland and dykes look good but I think we would need someone with that wee bit more quality for Europe
Scott Allen is undoubtedly a talented player, probably most complete player outside the old firm but I don't think fans would accept him after the Celtic thing.



23 Mar 2020 20:12:38
Allen is hot and cold . The boy has a medical condition which prevents him playing a full 90 min.



23 Mar 2020 22:08:49
Scott allan is class. And has that killer pass in him. Unfortunately that ship has sailed for him. Hickey has been shocking since being touted to the big teams. Had a few shockers v us.



23 Mar 2020 18:48:26
So Naismith takes 50% pay cut? If true Christ that's ironic.



23 Mar 2020 18:57:06
more than ironic. more of a double standard i'd say.



23 Mar 2020 21:25:51
Just like he did at the end of his career with us.



24 Mar 2020 01:20:55
Maybe he’s learned from his mistake.



24 Mar 2020 10:02:43
Why?
He took the same pay cut with Rangers.



24 Mar 2020 10:04:58
Mb he has learnt his lesson.



24 Mar 2020 14:24:31
Millerwilson, naismith has only took the pay cut because he knows that he is too old to move on, the everton ship has sailed for the turncoat,



23 Mar 2020 16:31:27
Englishman Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar the barman says is this some sort of joke.



24 Mar 2020 10:03:19
Could be because he's near the end of his career now and knows he may not get a better offer elsewhere. Just looking after himself once again.



23 Mar 2020 15:59:30
Hi guys and girls a wee bit fun here if u had to pick a 5 a side team out of world football from any period who would u have in your team
Here's mine

Gk. Schmeichlel
Def. Maldini
Def. Puyol
Mid. Pirlo
Str. Ronaldo (Brazilian)



23 Mar 2020 16:45:45
Gk. Buffon
Def. Stam
Def. Roberto Carlos
Mid. Gazza
Ate. Ronaldo (Portuguese)



23 Mar 2020 17:02:34
Shilton
Maldini
Socrates
Shearer
Cooper.



23 Mar 2020 17:27:12
Gk. C Muggleton
Def. A Rogan
Def. R Sh! te
Mid. R Blinker
For. W Biggins

Manager. J Barnes.



23 Mar 2020 17:43:09
hehehehe.



23 Mar 2020 17:53:24
Banks
Jardine
Gough
Gazza
Charlton B.



23 Mar 2020 18:16:54
Stevie Wonder
Bobby Ball
Fran/ Anna beef up midfield
Nei Lennon for a joke
Please don't reply Lennon midfielder did say joke.



23 Mar 2020 18:23:53
Nueur, maldini, zanetti, Zidane, R9 Ronaldo 👍.



23 Mar 2020 20:14:23
Whit no Messi? Are yez mad?



23 Mar 2020 20:17:32
Shilt's, Pearce, Burns, Robertson, Collymore.



23 Mar 2020 21:28:14
Stan collymore can go and f*** himself. Takes the moral high ground about our songs but hey it’s ok to slap yer missus about in public.



23 Mar 2020 23:41:58
Rogie
Is pierce, to take penalties?



24 Mar 2020 10:01:25
Goram, Messi, Maradona, Rohnaldinio, Gazza.

Its 5 aside whos needs defenders and big tall goal keepers LOL. don't think you would get the ball off my team plus my after party would be off the scale, poor Messi is in for a long night.

Subs - George Best, Real Ronaldo, Zidane.



24 Mar 2020 10:05:15
Molsgoals Messi would not be in front of Socrates.



Top 10 Defensive/Holding Midfielders

23 Mar 2020 12:47:29
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Top 10 Defensive/Holding Midfielders



23 Mar 2020 11:55:28
25 years ago God took Davie Cooper from us. Davie in my eyes was the finest Scottish player I have ever seen and was truly world class. Davie you will never be forgotten and you were simply the best.



23 Mar 2020 19:16:13
God knows what super coop would have been worth in today's current overinflated transfer fees? What a talent and god rest davie cooper's soul! 🙏.



23 Mar 2020 23:43:55
Saw him make debut for clydebank and also terrorise the rangers defence in 3 league cup matches before signing for the Gers. What a player.



23 Mar 2020 11:46:09
Good morning bears. Hope you are all ok. I've been a bit absent from here recently. Worried sick about the delinquents who are not adhering to government rules spreading this like wild fire.

Anyway, 3 hours into home schooling and I have issued my 5 year old with her first punny😂 New found respect for teachers btw.



23 Mar 2020 12:34:58
My daughter (coming up 14) has been amazing tutoring her 2 younger brother and doing her own work. Wife and I had made up rotors to teach but she's doing more than both of us plus she has great patience something I'm totally devoid of. She's never mentioned teaching as a profession but she'd be ideal.
Working from home I'm finding hard thinking of converting the garage its just a dump now. trying to keep my dad self-isolating is a nightmare but i think we are winning. I hope all readers here, whichever team they support, the very best through this.



23 Mar 2020 11:15:48
At home with the kids and with all the stress and despair going on just now, turned to YouTube to look at the best bits of Mols and Hammer. Looking at them Play is breathtaking and what they would be worth now to both team and transfer money.



23 Mar 2020 11:57:28
Ahh Michael mols . if it hadn’t been for that big German keeper he could have been one of the best Europe had ever seen 👍cheers CG.



23 Mar 2020 14:43:33
big bad oliver khan and did the diddy.



23 Mar 2020 09:30:53
Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman sentenced to death, gas chamber or the rope, Scotsman picks gas chamber but it doesn't work so he's set free, Englishman picks the same, doesn't work and he's set free, Irishman says I'll take the rope.



23 Mar 2020 11:37:26
Hi -12.

Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman soldiers stranded from regiment decide to sleep in a barn overnight, but there was a honking smelly goat in the barn.

They all agreed the one who could stay inside the longest would get all the food rations.

Englishman stayed in for 10 mins before getting out.

Scotsman stayed in for 35 mins.

Irishman stayed in and 2 mins later the goat came out.

He must have been a mhanks supporter.



23 Mar 2020 08:57:20
Mornin guys,

Just cheered myself up watchin Gers you tube video beating mhanks 4 - 0 under Ally McCoist.

What a real tonic for me.

Will be lookin for some more games the same.

Cheers to all.



23 Mar 2020 11:38:57
Sorry again was 4 - 2.

must be the virus or the stella's.



23 Mar 2020 06:52:47
Just think of the respect Rangers would earn if we hand the tims 10 to save them the trouble of actually earning it and if eufa handed them a european trophy as well to save them their annual embarrassment then they would get huge respect as well!
Hartson should know that WE don't NEED THEIR RESPECT, respect is earned! Say no more.



23 Mar 2020 09:22:43
Is Hartson suggesting the same to Man City?



22 Mar 2020 22:55:18
Lookin back at mols, caniggia and arveladze. All professional target men. We've got morelos, who has a fantastic talent, but wee boy, Colombia shanty town mentality. He's off in the summer, same as tav. We'll miss alfmos goals, but no his wee boy whinin and tavs burnt his bridges by admitting that they're weak minded. Never ever heard Barry or Richard g say to the media anything like that. A clear out is required. Stevie g now has the groundwork sorted. Bornas off too, apparantely, so hopefully we can rebuild. Bigger and better. Let's hear from the downers. Boo to me already., ., yeah I'll get over it. Ain't going to lose any sleep.



23 Mar 2020 08:52:26
Good luck finding a LB who plays and is as good for one of the top 6 international sides in the world to come to Rangers for the £2 million we paid for Barisic.
Good luck finding another rough diamond like Morelos who will score 30 goals a season excluding penalties for a £1 million. 👍.



23 Mar 2020 08:55:40
Only thing I’d question is your use of Colombian shanty town mentality if any of usual suspects wrote that we’d rightly be up in arms apart from that I agree with sentiments in your post.



23 Mar 2020 12:01:59
Yea Ross a wee oversight on your part there pal . maradona . came from the likes and it made him one of the best the world has ever seen.



23 Mar 2020 13:06:58
well so you know, that's where the best footballers start off. nothing else to do apart from a kick about with your mates in the streets. that's what's wrong with this place, when is last time you saw kids kicking a ball for fun.

when i was a lad, it was straight in from school, grab a baw and outside with the mates for a kick about.



24 Mar 2020 10:07:00
Geezadodaythat, too true mate, i see teams playing in the pitches, some sunday mornings, but I've not seen it like it was when i was younger either mate, all day during the summer holidays, only going upstairs when shouted for your dinner, then right back down onto the wee green park straight after dinner, ahh those were the days, lol.



22 Mar 2020 22:16:03
It's going to take a Philadelphia lawyer to work out who has won the league, but the jokes on the banter site just make you feel better, yes we will beat the Coronavirus and the tiims.



 
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