Rangers Banter Archive September 21 2015

 

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21 Sep 2015 13:18:19
Hi Guys

Anyone know anything about Cammy Bell?



{Ed039's Note - Yes, he is a guy at Rangers disguising himself as a "goalkeeper")

21 Sep 2015 13:51:36
He made the the funniest and worst ever goalkeeping cock up.

He has no box dominance

He is absent at crosses

He will not replace Fodderingham as Rangers No1 unless he takes a out hit on Fod.

Thats about all I know

KT



21 Sep 2015 17:04:56
He will leave at end of the season along with all the other players out of contract probably.



22 Sep 2015 11:10:24
Aye, he's no good and should never have been let anywhere near our club.



22 Sep 2015 12:47:33
Did some research

He is a Virgo
He prefers dogs to cats
He secretly sang the Sash in his head the day Rangers won league at Killie 5-1
He tried to enter Strictly as McCoist used to say "Ya Dancer" ever time he made a save.
He visits 'Stephane' his Portuguese hair 'stylist' every 3 days for a wee tweak and to gossip.
He is a huge fan of Hollyoaks and has written to the shows makers asking if there could be a part for an injured romantic goalie with nice hair.
His nickname at Auchenhowie is "Motherwell Drap The Baw F*nny"
He has a Wes Foderingham voodoo doll in his locker at Auchenhowie
He is saving (first time for everything) up to buy a Peugeot 305 Convertible in Lilac to match his favourite My Little Pony


That is all I could find out on the guy he is very secretive apparently

KT



22 Sep 2015 15:16:10
That's soooooooooooo funny KT.

Not really.



21 Sep 2015 12:35:28
Taking my boy to Glasgow for his first Rangers game. Plan to watch Scotland v Poland Thursday and Rangers v Livingston on Friday. Any advice on tickets ( for both) and any suggestions on how I could make it a bit (more) special for him.



{Ed039's Note - A tour of the stadium is always good)

21 Sep 2015 14:22:40
Or a meal with dounebear?



21 Sep 2015 17:31:05
Thanks GKK!!!! no offence to Islander but my offer to Sotonbear was for him and has Grandson only due to previouse online chat at the time and I thought it sounded a good idea!
Also my request was not meant to be posted but for either Ed, s to make contact with Sotonbear privately.
I just hope I did not offend Sotonbear and was glad when they removed the post later on Sunday.
Dounebear



{Ed039's Note - ??)

21 Sep 2015 19:21:08
Certainly no offence taken mate just proves the class and calibre of our fans.



21 Sep 2015 19:52:41
I thought it was a lovely gesture you made pal.Only having a bit of a noise up and hope I didn't offend you.



21 Sep 2015 22:15:21
Thanks to you both.

All is good in the bear world.

Dounebear



22 Sep 2015 12:09:41
Dounebear. I thought your suggestion was one of the nicest gifts offered to a new wee bear, posted on this site, congrats mate, for your very kind gesture. once a bear, always a bear.



21 Sep 2015 08:09:37
Apparently Sky Bet have suspended all bets on hibs winning the championship this season. can't see Ii personally



21 Sep 2015 10:33:43
Maximum stake of £93.75 on hibs winning league. Need to log in to it to tell you that. But no maximum on Gers stake.



21 Sep 2015 12:36:41
Albertz

I don't suppose you have ever heard of bookies suckering people in with offers of bets that seem too good to be true ? It is called relieving you of your money.

KT



21 Sep 2015 13:31:46
Maybe they feel there's a points deduction coming this season. Just like the rest of us educated folk. Yous can't be trusted.



21 Sep 2015 13:52:52
Marty - unfortunately it's an almost certainty that there will be a points deduction unless King can produce a miracle and Con(vince) investors to part with their money.



21 Sep 2015 15:37:34
It is as certain as the 'inevitable administration' we were supposedly going to face in each of the last 3 seasons. You wishing for it, and it coming to fruition are two totally separate things.



21 Sep 2015 15:29:38
The great unwashed are getting really para now. Enjoy your time, it's coming to an end boys.



21 Sep 2015 17:53:38
ABHABH1,

King and the board actually SIGNED Warburton who is turning out to be one of the best bits of business yet. They agreed to every single player that Warburton wanted again all great signings. They are currently involved in supporting the Police in the early stages of largest Fraud Trial in the History of Scots Law, including holding back funds gleaned from Ashley by Green who is a central character to this trial. Not stupidly handing him the money back as you and some others naively suggested. They are now in process of starting the ground renovations and we are sitting proudly with 11 games won and 40 goals for with only 4 against (I think off top my head).

What exactly would ever make you happy.... if Mr King pulls £30million out and throws it at a winning team that has a great team spirit ? If we go out and sign £5m players on £30k week to take us back to the dark days of the past ?

KT



21 Sep 2015 19:24:19
Yer spot on katie, Rangers holding back funds like Rangers held back from paying hundreds of businesses. The ground renovations will be in the region of 15-20 million so who in their rite mind will take any work from a business / club / company that's running at a LOSS & needs External Loans to stay afloat?



21 Sep 2015 20:50:08
Steffantos, you really do make me laugh mate. :-) 'who in their rite mind will take any work from a business/club/company that's running at a LOSS & needs external loans to stay afloat'.

You're a Celtic supporter aren't you so let's take your team as an example of how stupid your post is. 3.6m loss to date, circa 15m (?) loans with Desmond and scotmid (or whichever bank it is, must confess I couldn't give a steffantos which one or how much tbh).

So, let's see if this sounds familiar to you, we are talking about a club that is a debt ridden, loan reliant, loss making business struggling to break even here. Yes? Deary, dear, guess it'll be decades before any business would agree to giving your stadium a link of paint then. How would you pay for it? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you're simply fishing/trolling because if not you need to seek help lol ;-)



21 Sep 2015 22:08:57
S7. Spot on mate. I have said before the great unwashed should look in depth at the directs cut. They get there full pay and the loan gets paid from what's left over, apparently not a lot. Missing monies .



21 Sep 2015 23:48:10
Yeh Peter Lawell has the biscuit tin mentality. A 4 million loss for the 1st set of Accounts. The next set will have VVD 23 million plus gate money from 6 European Ties. Ahh that old myth of the co-op is up there with pacific shelf dross.

Fergus rescued CfC at the last minute it's a pity know one stepped up to the plate in rfc's final hour! The stadium & surrounding are are impeccable which alongside Hibs are the only 2 Gold rated stadiums in scotland.

Rfc are in the bronze ( look it up also its based on players, financial runnings of the club compared to the barn waste ground & crumbling stadium at Ibrox.

Gullibility!! Just what Dave king likes. When was the last time trifc posted there Audited Accounts on time incedently? You have no assets apart from the above mentioned stadium which needs Millions to refurbished up to scratch.

No retail, marketing & Ownership of your trademark. 5 million owed to, MA ( DK's Guff we ain't paying it lol) 3 million to the 3 bears. Dave ( warchest )Kings 1.5million LOAN!)Not enough capital to make it to Xmas them more needed to get to the end of the season.

No listing on any market keeps prying eyes out, just what DK had intended but Hey if that's TRANCEPARENCY?



22 Sep 2015 08:55:25
Stenchantos as anybody who was involved in the construction of your midden that passes as a stadium will tell you it was built on the cheap for the cheap. Such were the penalty clauses your wee saviour put in place.

He should have stuck to the original plan of fitting showers at the turnstiles, it would have saved you a fortune in paperwork!



22 Sep 2015 10:32:51
Oh dear KT! Are you really calling me naïve? I suppose we'll just have to wait and see. Incidentally the money borrowed from Ashley was after Green left the club. While there is uncertainty over the ownership of the assets of the club I am sure King will hold off any repayments. A very long and unpleasant journey awaits as this will take years to resolve.



 
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