Rangers Banter Archive March 21 2020
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21 Mar 2020 21:25:33
Not often I'd applaud Dundee Utd, but their statement that they wouldn't want title without playing rest of games is class, a feature the separate entity could take a look at.
22 Mar 2020 07:10:50
Dundee Utd also insisted they did not want the season null and void.
The usual Scottish media highlighting what they want.
22 Mar 2020 11:39:37
They also participated in trying to ruin the rangers.
23 Mar 2020 09:21:41
In 1964 Rangers proposed to ruin the 5 worst supported clubs in Scotland out of the Scottish football league. In the 2nd division there was an odd amount of clubs and if they got rid of those 5 clubs then they wouldn’t need the nuisance 9th league cup section.
Celtic chairman Bob Kelly came to the rescue of those clubs by refusing to let clubs like Albion Rovers, Stenhousemuir, Stranraer and Berwick Rangers, Brechin city to go out of business.
It’s ironic how less than 3 years later Berwick Rangers knocked the big Rangers out of the Scottish cup.
Years later those same clubs were voting to give a club playing out of Ibrox a chance to play in the Scottish league. Only one club in Scotland voted to not let your club into the 3rd division and that was Albion Rovers who had clearly not forgotten what almost happened to them 50 years previous.
23 Mar 2020 09:37:23
Tilladie. they succeeded. 2012.
24 Mar 2020 10:09:18
Hope not hate, how did they succeed, we are still here, are we not, we will be the only team that could challenge your lot.
21 Mar 2020 20:20:47
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21 Mar 2020 17:09:43
Just watched fa cup classics West Brom v forest. I forgot how good willie bud Johnston was.
Six Scots playing all fantastic players.
21 Mar 2020 20:44:38
english teams had some great scottish players back then.
22 Mar 2020 07:07:45
What a player he was loved the wee guy, Celtic fans despised him made it all the better.
22 Mar 2020 07:47:46
Great player.
Feisty, could run, tackle hard and a great passer/ crosser of a ball.
Proper footballer.
22 Mar 2020 18:56:40
No one beats John Robertson!
23 Mar 2020 09:27:26
Rogie Red, except davie robertson, lol.
21 Mar 2020 15:07:02
When I was young if you were in company you would cough to cover a fart nowadays you fart to cover a cough!
21 Mar 2020 17:18:53
American tourist gets in my mates taxi at hay market.
The big Texan says. Driver take me to the castle.
Near shandwick place they have talking traffic lights for pupils at the school for the blind.
As they approach the lights they turn to red and start to announce the traffic from the left and right have now stopped.
Big Texan says. what’s all that about.
Driver. that’s to let the blind know traffic has stopped in both directions.
Big Texan. that's AWESOME MAN BACK HOME WE DON’T LET THEM DRIVE.
22 Mar 2020 07:06:43
Jyf, i was reared with the saying, wherever you be, let yer wind gang free, lol.
22 Mar 2020 13:56:53
That just reminded me of something my wee late mammy used to say!
"Wherever you may be let your wind gang free,
May it be church or chapel,
Just let it rattle"😁
Cheers for reminding me of this wee memory of my beloved mammy ♥️♥️.
23 Mar 2020 09:28:00
Bluebell, except we said let the thing rattle.
21 Mar 2020 14:48:54
Paddys moving house. He is only moving along the road and decides to move his stuff himself. Moving day comes and paddy decides to move his wardrobe first. Struggling down the road with the wardrobe on his back and his face like a beetroot. A neighbour spots Paddy struggling and shouts "haw Paddy ya daft cnut. Should've got Mick to give you a hand with that". Paddy says "I did. He's inside carrying the clothes".
21 Mar 2020 14:03:40
What u call an Egyptian taxi driver?
Toot n come oot.
21 Mar 2020 13:03:51
Took the family to see Snow White and the 6 dwarves last night.
Only 6 because apparently Sneezey has been placed in self isolation!
21 Mar 2020 13:47:09
Good one MrT - right on point - might have to use that.
What do you call a Glaswegian Sikh who loves Karaoke?
Gupty Singh!
22 Mar 2020 07:01:09
MrTupacman
Thought doc might have been working.
22 Mar 2020 08:10:47
He works for BUPA not the NHS, so had the night off👍.
21 Mar 2020 11:10:47
Lennon and Broonie are on the plane back from Dublin. Short flight so just a twin prop plane. 10 mins in and one of the engines packs in. The pilot comes on the intercom "terribly sorry folks, one of our engines has failed, nothing to worry about but we will be 20 minutes later landing in Glasgow" Broonie turns to Lennon "feck sake! if the other one goes, we'll be up here all night"!
21 Mar 2020 08:55:58
A Celtic supporting family were out shopping and ended up in a sports shop. Little Shaun suddenly puts on a Rangers shirt and says to his sister 'Look, I'm a Rangers fan! ' His sister slaps him across the face and orders him to show their mum.
He wanders over to his mum and says my look, 'I'm a Rangers fan' His mother also slaps him across the face and orders him to show his dad. He finds his dad and say's 'Da', da', I'm a Rangers fan' His dad looks at him and then he also slaps him across the face.
On their way home in the car the family turn to him and say 'Well we hope you've learned something today' To which little Shaun replies 'Yeah, I've only been a Rangers fan for twenty minutes and I already hate yous celtic f#ckers.
21 Mar 2020 08:54:31
Scott browns wife wanted him locked up - she had had enough of the eejit.
So she went to the police and told them: "Please Help, my husband has been hitting me. "
The Police gave sound advice: "Ma'm, don't worry. Just carry a goalpost in each hand - I guarantee he'll never hit you. ".
21 Mar 2020 08:40:48
Man walks into a brothel and asks for a girl that doesn't scream. Madam gives him the room number. 5 mins later comes back down raging " she screams louder than my wife" so madam apologises and gives him another key for a different room. Again 5 minutes later he comes down even more angry " she screams louder than groupies at a concert" again the madam apologises and says " here sir. this is the key for the quietest girl we have but you need to wear this black condom" so the man goes to the room. The girl is silent so he does the business and goes back to the reception where the madam is sitting.
Man. " That was the best sex I've ever had. Total silence just the way i like it. but can you tell me. why did i have to wear the black condom? "
Madam " Respect for the dead".
21 Mar 2020 15:55:39
Anybody hear about the magic tractor.
It drove down the road, and turned into a field.
21 Mar 2020 08:34:39
Gerrard n lennon walk into a brothel . lennon asks " how much is it for a w@nk" . "20 quid" the madam says. so gerrard turns to the madam and says " how much for a superstar".
21 Mar 2020 08:27:12
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the shop.
Take it you never found that funny?
Neither did the chicken the shop was shut😂.
21 Mar 2020 08:25:50
Young couple go back to the guys house after their 1st date and into the the bedroom. the guy shares a bedroom with his younger brother and have a set of bunkbeds so while the couple are in the top bunk. as the guys little brother is still young the guy says to the girl" if you want me to go slow say lettuce and if you want me to go faster say tomatoes" next morning after the girl leaves the guy goes into the living room where his little brother turns to him and says.
"You and that lassie that came in last night need to be more careful. while yous were makin sandwiches yous spilled some fekin mayonaise in my heed ".
21 Mar 2020 06:53:41
Guys we might be on opposite ends of the spectrum where the teams we support but humour is universal. Jokes are brilliant. Laughing like a madman. Keep well fellow citizens.
21 Mar 2020 08:16:17
Well said Hope not Hate, all the best to you and yours, stay safe.
21 Mar 2020 15:58:27
What job does an Alligator do wearing ah Vest.
He is an Investigator.
20 Mar 2020 23:08:35
I used too be a one man band but we split up.
20 Mar 2020 22:29:51
small clubs will go t**S up with no cash injections we may end of with 2 leagues of 20 teams each -playing just 1 game each home and away .
21 Mar 2020 08:19:25
Hi Deecee, I agree mate, I've never been a fan of this 4 games against teams in a season, Home and Away is sufficient in my book, especially if you are also involved European Competition.
