Rangers Banter Archive August 21 2010

21 Aug 2010 23:54:57
RANGERS FANS! !

YOU ARE ALL IN THE GUTTER, , , , ONLY THE CELTIC ARE LOOKIN AT THE STARS.

1 BIG STAR. . . 5 small ones
Bhrydo Bhoy


Nah were not in the gutter were in the CL and yur not
CHAMPIONS AGAIN OLAY OLAY

21 Aug 2010 23:53:47
Dear Mr WATP,
Im confused! WE ARE THE PEOPLE, . .what does that actually mean? are you claiming to be a different race of people from which i and other europeans are, asians, latinos, africans and our other fore bretherin. . . do you really claim to be " the people". the people you claim to be are from what i have seen . and witnessed internationally, a thuggerish lot whom seem to invade other peoples citys and dwellings and wreak havock on their towns. And to stand up and proudly display this badge of dishonour on your chest. . then truley you are the leader. . .the leader of the people, however in the real world we like to get along and enjoy others cultures, mind you, you havent been as far as we have in europe.
ONE STAR 67
bHRYDO BHOY

We are the people is not a racist term. It is not referring to us being a superior race or anything like like that it is because we like many fans see ourselves as the best fans in the world, like celtic fans do, like liverpool fans do, it is a football term. We do invade cities in numbers and a minority of our fans do cause trouble occasionally im not deniying that but manchester was a one off. It puzzles me how celtic can criticize our fans behaviour when during pre season you burned england flags and rioted in lincoln aswell as singing ira songs and walking out during minutes silences for the men who fight for this country!

WATP

21 Aug 2010 23:11:41
Dear Mr WATP,
Im confused! WE ARE THE PEOPLE, . .what does that actually mean? are you claiming to be a different race of people from which i and other europeans are, asians, latinos, africans and our other fore bretherin. . . do you really claim to be " the people". the people you claim to be are from what i have seen . and witnessed internationally, a thuggerish lot whom seem to invade other peoples citys and dwellings and wreak havock on their towns. And to stand up and proudly display this badge of dishonour on your chest. . then truley you are the leader. . .the leader of the people, however in the real world we like to get along and enjoy others cultures, mind you, you havent been as far as we have in europe.
ONE STAR 67
bHRYDO BHOY

21 Aug 2010 23:10:37

Well my fellow bears just heard from my wifes father who is also my dad by the way that sean st ledger is coming to ibrox is it true

making out gers fans are inbreeds is quite childish timmy!

21 Aug 2010 23:08:29
ED- I'll need to think something up that is funny then. By the way, i've noticed a couple of occassions people getting confused about WATP. It means We Are The People and it is a kinda bears slogan. So it won't just be one person using it to post.

WATP
{Editor's note - The reason we are not going to be posting people who write WATP is because regular users like people to know it is them posting, ie Bob the Red, Chris. If you are a regular poster you can have WATP but after it put something else in, like your name or slogan because the other person who uses WATP as their user tag has been on here a long time, sorry for any in convience}

21 Aug 2010 22:49:09
What's this crap about what Walter said in the Scottish Sun today that is to be believed, no more signings?? come on dhims, since last season finished, that rag's been full of Campbell, Bullard, James, Bellamy has been signing for Selltic, and you fannies swallowed that, aye right, you Green eyed Green Grapes have'nt got a clue and never will have,

WATP

ed is every watp the same or is there more than 1 theres lots of posts with that name
(Editor's note - I am not sure, I get a lot of posts all day so I usually do not look at email's or Ip's so I can not give you an definate awnser to that}There is more than 1, im the WATP who normally posts but there are some other ones which becomes annoying when they say something stupid and people use that against me in arguments, im going to start putting my email address on so theres no confussion, i think this happend on the main site yesterday with somebody pretending to be Chris!, im not saying people are trying to be me though because its a common saying for rangers fans.

WATP
{Editor's note - I will tell all the other Ed's to look for your email from now on.:)}

Ok thanks m8

WATP
{Editor's note - If however we post a different WATP just tell us because more than 100 messages have to be read each day:)}


Will do

WATP

21 Aug 2010 22:48:20
Im no Oscar Wilde either Mr WATP, but your utter self indulgence and prolific "im greater than thee" attitude tells me, you are indeed what you say you are. . . . . .what a total prick

Bhrydo bhoy. . . " the imortance of being a tim"


I have said on here before im not better than anyone on here so what are you on about? What a total prick ill give you that its not bad.

WATP (WE ARE THE PEOPLE!)

21 Aug 2010 22:45:57

To WATP

I am not being biased or wearing blue tinted specs that is my honest opinion on your signings, so ive got an opinion that means im going to get locked up in a mental health hospital! This is a football site so does it matter if i don't use proper grammer are you going to have a go at everyone who says things like 'cos or 'keeper for using abbreviations and not saying the actual words? If you start putting a name at the end of your posts i will respond to every one of your posts aimed at me with perfect grammer since your so fussy! Your not my boss and FYI no sorry, for your information my computer skills are probably better than yours considering i have a degree in IT, i just don't see what difference it makes if every word is not spelled to perfection or if i miss out a comma or full stop on a football site, and if we are talking about spelling and grammer etc. i suggest you learn how to spell BRIGHTEN not brightin as you spelled it!

WATP


You never actually answer anything put to you. Your opinions appear to be based on ignorance. Why do you seem to post the majority of things on this site. Please copy and paste your diploma/degree for me as I wish to insure that none of my children are educated in the establishment in which you claim to have obtained your degree (fictional?). I won't be adding my name to this post becuase I am fairly sure that "WATP" is not your name. Call me picky if you wish, however the fact that it is a football site does not, in my opinion, mean that you should lower your standards of the written word. Actually I have three degrees in IT my skills must be better than yours. My dad is bigger than yours aswell. That is irony incase you missed it. Anyone can come on here and pretend to be someone or thing that they are not. Out of curiosity I assume that you watch Celtic alot to form opinions on our players? Why do you do this? If you don't then your opinions are not worth the time it takes to type them. Its not because you have "opionions" that I am suggesting that you may be a bit dim. It sthe senseless rants you keep popping up with. Do you go to any Rangers games? Maybe you are to bust attending Parkhead compiling your dossier of opinions on Celtic players. Maybe Walter Smith could give you a job as some sort of football spy. Now plrease stay off the Celtic banter page as you are growing tiresome.

PS My humble apoligies for my small spelling mistake, if my English tutor at University had seen that he would have been mortified.


(Fictional)? NO real and what difference does it make what i do its a FOOTBAL site so can we drop it now please. You ask why i watch a lot of celtic its because i love football and watch as much as i can, do you only watch celtic? Do i go to rangers games? Yes i have a season ticket, i posted on here a rumour i heard at ibrox last week and got slaughtered for it! Why should i stay off the celtic page your on the rangers page as are many other celtic fans! As for you not leaving your name at the end of your posts, its a little childish is it not?

WATP

21 Aug 2010 22:10:31

To WATP

I am not being biased or wearing blue tinted specs that is my honest opinion on your signings, so ive got an opinion that means im going to get locked up in a mental health hospital! This is a football site so does it matter if i don't use proper grammer are you going to have a go at everyone who says things like 'cos or 'keeper for using abbreviations and not saying the actual words? If you start putting a name at the end of your posts i will respond to every one of your posts aimed at me with perfect grammer since your so fussy! Your not my boss and FYI no sorry, for your information my computer skills are probably better than yours considering i have a degree in IT, i just don't see what difference it makes if every word is not spelled to perfection or if i miss out a comma or full stop on a football site, and if we are talking about spelling and grammer etc. i suggest you learn how to spell BRIGHTEN not brightin as you spelled it!

WATP


You never actually answer anything put to you. Your opinions appear to be based on ignorance. Why do you seem to post the majority of things on this site. Please copy and paste your diploma/degree for me as I wish to insure that none of my children are educated in the establishment in which you claim to have obtained your degree (fictional?). I won't be adding my name to this post becuase I am fairly sure that "WATP" is not your name. Call me picky if you wish, however the fact that it is a football site does not, in my opinion, mean that you should lower your standards of the written word. Actually I have three degrees in IT my skills must be better than yours. My dad is bigger than yours aswell. That is irony incase you missed it. Anyone can come on here and pretend to be someone or thing that they are not. Out of curiosity I assume that you watch Celtic alot to form opinions on our players? Why do you do this? If you don't then your opinions are not worth the time it takes to type them. Its not because you have "opionions" that I am suggesting that you may be a bit dim. It sthe senseless rants you keep popping up with. Do you go to any Rangers games? Maybe you are to bust attending Parkhead compiling your dossier of opinions on Celtic players. Maybe Walter Smith could give you a job as some sort of football spy. Now plrease stay off the Celtic banter page as you are growing tiresome.

PS My humble apoligies for my small spelling mistake, if my English tutor at University had seen that he would have been mortified.

21 Aug 2010 21:53:33
What's this crap about what Walter said in the Scottish Sun today that is to be believed, no more signings?? come on dhims, since last season finished, that rag's been full of Campbell, Bullard, James, Bellamy has been signing for Selltic, and you fannies swallowed that, aye right, you Green eyed Green Grapes have'nt got a clue and never will have,

WATP

ed is every watp the same or is there more than 1 theres lots of posts with that name
(Editor's note - I am not sure, I get a lot of posts all day so I usually do not look at email's or Ip's so I can not give you an definate awnser to that}



There is more than 1, im the WATP who normally posts but there are some other ones which becomes annoying when they say something stupid and people use that against me in arguments, im going to start putting my email address on so theres no confussion, i think this happend on the main site yesterday with somebody pretending to be Chris!, im not saying people are trying to be me though because its a common saying for rangers fans.

WATP
{Editor's note - I will tell all the other Ed's to look for your email from now on.:)}

21 Aug 2010 21:01:01
21 Aug 2010 19:22:48When are we going to get rid of clowns like lafferty, broadfoot, naismith, wier, edu and webster not fot for the jerseyYour clearly a tim! Lafferty and broadfoot fair enough but naismith is a very useful player who can play in several positions, weir just won player of the season ffs! Edu is improving after every game and webster was brilliant for dundee united last season.WATP

Your clearly a guy that has no life!
Yorkielad

21 Aug 2010 20:16:45
TO W.A.T.P ! Your at it again.


We welcome the chase. From whom the bank, the taxman.

Matter of opinion but Lee Wallace of Hearts is the best left back in Scotland.

Keep em coming M8 your posts are always a laugh.


Well that's your opinion about wallace and hes the best going forward but he needs to work on his defending papac is the best overall and we welcome the chase from every team in the spl!


WATP

21 Aug 2010 20:05:14

To WATP

"Yes i have a job ive got a computer in my office. Kayal had one decent game what does this prove? Juarez played in the world cup but i didn't think he was impressive. You can't honestly tell me you have been impressed with cha du ri hes done nothing apart from getting skinned a couple of times! You are lying about rangers making enquiries about the left back because we have the best left back in the league allready and a great prospect in greg wylde as cover. Im not embarssing myself im teling the truth but you are embarssing yourself by saying cha du ri must be decent if he played in the bundes liga for 8 years and then saying beattie is going to be poor he played in a better league for longer than 8 years.Weiss WILL be good, i have seen jelavic twice and that was against you and he looked good scoring 3 and he scored 21 goals last season and is getting games for the croation national team. I am in front of a computer a lot of the time because i need to be for my job so i don't think you can say i have no life for doing my job, my job takes up a lot of my time is there anything wrong with that?

WATP"

I along with others some of whom I suspect to be your fellow Rangers fans are really begining to suspect you are of a low intellect. You completely missed the point of my post. You know little of the players at Celtic who you are coming on and doubting. My point is it would be easy to come on and slag your few signings that you have made. But the truth is I havent seen enough or know enough about them. What you are giving out is not banter, it's the ravings of a man wearing blue tinted spectacles. I have never said thet Beattie was no good. What I did was explain how easy it is to come on and make stupid accusations about players for nothing more than the sake of it.

Keep up the posts though as they brightin up my day.

PS Keep an eye out for the men in the white coats.
PPS If your job involves using a computer then I am afraid your computer skills and grammer etc are very poor. I would sack you.

21 Aug 2010 19:37:14
What's this crap about what Walter said in the Scottish Sun today that is to be believed, no more signings?? come on dhims, since last season finished, that rag's been full of Campbell, Bullard, James, Bellamy has been signing for Selltic, and you fannies swallowed that, aye right, you Green eyed Green Grapes have'nt got a clue and never will have,

WATP

21 Aug 2010 15:15:41

When are we going to get rid of clowns like lafferty, broadfoot, naismith, wier, edu and webster not fot for the jersey

21 Aug 2010 15:15:10

Is Andy Goram back on the super lager, or is he drinking the stock at his own boozer. . . . .lets put this whole quantity v quality rubbish to bed now. . . . . . . .
Celtic have both. . . . Rangers neither!
Kiss my one BIG STAR!

Bhrydo Bhoy ie G.I.U.yeez

21 Aug 2010 15:00:20
TO W.A.T.P

Some of you postings are truly brilliant!

How on earth can you know a player like Weiss is quality, 2 sub appearances for man city. 6 months at bolton spent on the bench. Potential possibly! but quality unknown.

The only thing Beattie will be destroying is Big Macs. Yes, hes had a few big moves, started brightly but more often than not a failure at MOST clubs hes played for.

The only reason he signed for rangers is it only a few minutes walk to the govan HOUSE OF MAC Ds.
Closest in Britain apparently.

And your description of strenght in the rangers squad all youve done is name first squad players twice in every position with a few youngsters flung in.

I think this sites great always get a laugh from the utter crap you post. W.A.T.P keep up the good work.

21 Aug 2010 14:56:51

Fed up reading about celtics unproven signings , only hooper and mulgrew are not internationals all the others are .just like tou lot we have to wait to see what they do for our clubs not what they done before, remember graveson and van vossen came with high expectations and were a couple of donkeys

21 Aug 2010 14:38:55
To the Celtic fans doubting Jelavic heres a few facts.

A striker is only as good as his last few games, past records count for nothing, king henrik wasn't exactly banging them in for fun before he arrived at parkhead.

Also Jelavic not only gets picked in Croatia squads but he gets a game, think of croatias strikers, olic, petric, eduardo, kalinic, klasnic, these plaers are all proven goalscorers at very high levls of competition and slavan billic still rates Jelavic good enough for a game? baring in mind you wanted billic as a manager you must respect his opinion right? or atleast you would if you weren't being a typical bitter tim.

This guy WILL finish the season top scorer this season without a doubt, we will win the league and i'm betting the teble too.
I have no delusions over how far we are behind many of the group stage clubs in the CL however i believe we will progress, with a real goalscoring threat in europe we can do well, at very least dropping into the europa league.

We're in for a good season lads :)

21 Aug 2010 13:41:26
To WATP
Kayal- 1 million pound unheard of israeli
Ledley- decet signing
Juarez- unproven
Cha- who? an unknown chineese right back
Hooper- good signing
Izaguirre- who? a honduras left back whos been bought to replace a left back whos played 3 or 4 times LMAO
Are theese players supposed to be better than weiss, beattie and jelavic, i don't think so. Was it fast exciting football v braga, you beat ICT 1-0 and think your world beaters. Your all pretty pathetic saying your glad weve got weiss and jelavic because there good players. When we get beat we don't make petty excuses we accept defeat like men and don't make excuses like celtic who complain about the "establishment" or conspiracies, i mean why would the SFA, referes and the media be the reason we won 2 in a row with no money?

We welcome the chase

WATPFirstly, do you have a job? It seems to me that you must spend your life on posting on this site.

Secondly in reply to this post.

Kayal. . what does it matter that he cost 1 million, I watched him playing on Thursday and was very impressed. So it seems where the Scottish press. Yes he is an Isreali, does that affect his ability to play football?
Jaurez is not unproven, he is a Mexican international who played well in the world cup!
Cha, unproven? Firstly he is Korean, secondly he played eight seasons in the German Bundisliga. Again having watched him playing and have been impressed.
The left back that we have just signed, I know little about. I do know that Rangers also made serious enquiries about him.

Mate I know that this is a banter sight but please stop embarrising yourself with pointless rants.

I mean I could just post like this. .

Beattie. . fat out of shape, past it old duffer.
Weiss. .might be good might not be, but has no long term future at your club.
Jelavic. .what do you really know about him, he has an average goals ratio in a very ordinary league.

Now I have made thsi post grammatically correct and well thought out, I know you will reply quickly as obviously you sit by your computer desperate to post anything that you can. If you reply I will read it later as I am going out now. I have a life!



Yes i have a job ive got a computer in my office. Kayal had one decent game what does this prove? Juarez played in the world cup but i didn't think he was impressive. You can't honestly tell me you have been impressed with cha du ri hes done nothing apart from getting skinned a couple of times! You are lying about rangers making enquiries about the left back because we have the best left back in the league allready and a great prospect in greg wylde as cover. Im not embarssing myself im teling the truth but you are embarssing yourself by saying cha du ri must be decent if he played in the bundes liga for 8 years and then saying beattie is going to be poor he played in a better league for longer than 8 years.Weiss WILL be good, i have seen jelavic twice and that was against you and he looked good scoring 3 and he scored 21 goals last season and is getting games for the croation national team. I am in front of a computer a lot of the time because i need to be for my job so i don't think you can say i have no life for doing my job, my job takes up a lot of my time is there anything wrong with that?

WATP

21 Aug 2010 12:05:21
""20 Aug 2010 20:52:26
Club Season League Cup League Cup Europe Total
Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals Apps Goals
Hajduk Split 2002–03 2 0 0 0 - - 0 0 2 0
2003–04 2 0 2 0 - - 0 0 4 0
2004–05 0 0 2 0 - - 0 0 2 0
2005–06 9 3 1 0 - - 0 0 10 3
2006–07 22 5 1 0 - - - - 23 5
Total 35 8 6 0 - - 0 0 41 8
Zulte Waregem 2007–08 23 3 2 0 - - - - 25 3
Total 23 3 2 0 - - - - 25 3
Rapid Vienna 2008–09 34 7 2 0 - - 2 0 38 7
2009–10 33 17 3 2 - - 12 9 48 28
2010–11 3 1 0 0 - - 4 4 7 5
Total 70 25 5 2 - - 18 13 93 38
Career total 128 36 13 2 - - 18 13 159 51

These are the stats for Jelavics career to date took from wikipedia, 128 games 36 goals. World class i don't think. Hes playing in arguably a worse league than the SPL and only had 1 good season in his career.""""

AND SURELY IF YOU CAN READ STATS LIKE THAT YOUD REALISE HIS LAST 2 SEASONS HE HAS BEEN PROLIFIC YOU MUG!

21 Aug 2010 11:44:31

To WATP
Kayal- 1 million pound unheard of israeli
Ledley- decet signing
Juarez- unproven
Cha- who? an unknown chineese right back
Hooper- good signing
Izaguirre- who? a honduras left back whos been bought to replace a left back whos played 3 or 4 times LMAO
Are theese players supposed to be better than weiss, beattie and jelavic, i don't think so. Was it fast exciting football v braga, you beat ICT 1-0 and think your world beaters. Your all pretty pathetic saying your glad weve got weiss and jelavic because there good players. When we get beat we don't make petty excuses we accept defeat like men and don't make excuses like celtic who complain about the "establishment" or conspiracies, i mean why would the SFA, referes and the media be the reason we won 2 in a row with no money?

We welcome the chase

WATP




Firstly, do you have a job? It seems to me that you must spend your life on posting on this site.

Secondly in reply to this post.

Kayal. . what does it matter that he cost 1 million, I watched him playing on Thursday and was very impressed. So it seems where the Scottish press. Yes he is an Isreali, does that affect his ability to play football?
Jaurez is not unproven, he is a Mexican international who played well in the world cup!
Cha, unproven? Firstly he is Korean, secondly he played eight seasons in the German Bundisliga. Again having watched him playing and have been impressed.
The left back that we have just signed, I know little about. I do know that Rangers also made serious enquiries about him.

Mate I know that this is a banter sight but please stop embarrising yourself with pointless rants.

I mean I could just post like this. .

Beattie. . fat out of shape, past it old duffer.
Weiss. .might be good might not be, but has no long term future at your club.
Jelavic. .what do you really know about him, he has an average goals ratio in a very ordinary league.

Now I have made thsi post grammatically correct and well thought out, I know you will reply quickly as obviously you sit by your computer desperate to post anything that you can. If you reply I will read it later as I am going out now. I have a life!

21 Aug 2010 11:23:44
Celtic fan in peace. .

Do you think miller will be off now you have signed 2 x strikers and play one up front?

brisolcelt

21 Aug 2010 08:50:07

Rangers will struggle sighnings are poor no depth in team and still playing that old geezer at the back sad times

21 Aug 2010 05:30:57
First Bougy doesn't come back after internationals now this dafty went on strike and refused to play. Sorry bears but this lad is using Rangers. He better have a great season and get sold on for a hefty profit if this is the case. .

20 Aug 2010 23:51:38
Watch out vladimir . big dans gonna get you.
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