Rangers Banter Archive April 01 2020
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01 Apr 2020 13:58:57
A slight punt to beat the boredom in these difficult times. Treat your wife or girlfriend to a download or hard copy of Hannah Swann on Amazon books. It has a slight Rangers theme to it. Reviews very welcome.
02 Apr 2020 08:19:29
I’d rather punt my wife into the amazon at the moment.
02 Apr 2020 15:54:54
Csnt wait yo get back to my work tomtom, either me or her aren't coming out of this in one piece haha.
02 Apr 2020 19:39:10
Tomtom46. Hilarious mate.
02 Apr 2020 21:29:22
Herewego55,what size are your shoes mate? , ha, lol.
01 Apr 2020 12:34:30
Hi I posted earlier about leaked info from a UEFA conference. Thogdad mate was in on the conference call and it would be risking their reputation big time if info was false. check thogdads video about league ramifications.
01 Apr 2020 14:39:03
Do you idiots not get bored of be made to look stupid on here. Its an April fools you trumpet 😂🤣😂🤣 now comes the bit where he says he knew all along!
01 Apr 2020 13:31:43
For those with virgin media u can pause all sports channels online stop payments but can still view channels
Start paying again when normality is restored.
01 Apr 2020 19:39:27
till a die - that a wind up?
02 Apr 2020 07:42:52
No not at all
If u go online u get the option to pause channels.
02 Apr 2020 11:54:40
I paused mine last week.
01 Apr 2020 12:02:21
Again away from football here again. So sad hearing the devestating news that billy mcneill's grandson mathew mccombe's body has been found in amsterdam where he went to celebrate his 21st birthday, around a fortnight ago! My thoughts and prayers are with the young man's family and sincere condolences to them all! Heartbreaking so it is and god bless them all! RIP mathew mccombe! 🙏😞.
01 Apr 2020 12:23:17
Absolutely SGL. I would NEVER EVER wish anyone, or any grieving family ill at this terrible time. GOD BLESS HIS FAMILY.
01 Apr 2020 13:27:44
Terribly sad
What happened?
01 Apr 2020 13:45:52
So sad for all connected to the lad. Another poor family devastated. Rest in peace young man 😔.
01 Apr 2020 14:13:07
Such sad news RIP young man.
01 Apr 2020 14:26:48
Dreadful news re billy McNeill grandson, may he rest in peace.
01 Apr 2020 14:53:53
Tillidie, s.g.l. Just told you what happened with the op post.
01 Apr 2020 15:25:53
It says his body was found whilst away celebrating his 21st
Ill try again do you know what happened?
02 Apr 2020 07:17:30
Looks like he fell in a canal in amsterdam. Not the first in recent years. Its sketchy when it's dark in city centre, very easy to get disoriented at night, especially after drinking and some of Amsterdam's other festivities. R.i.p young man.
02 Apr 2020 08:08:09
SGL, very sad news indeed, my condolences to the young mans family.
02 Apr 2020 08:09:47
Tillidie, his body was found in the water, so its fairly obvious the guy drowned.
02 Apr 2020 11:40:19
Left hotel at 6.15 am. Never seen alive again.
01 Apr 2020 11:29:11
spfl to be cancelled. no promotion no relegation, however if celtic win next year it counts double so celtic for 10 in a row next year or if we win they stop at 8. crazy based on an algorithm by the FA and sports direct Newcastle win FA cup. even crazier 19 premiership clubs agreed liverpool should be handed title accept man city.
So they will have a playoff for title with liverpool given 3-0 start. liverpool man city man utd and would you believe Norwich in champions league due to fair play. leeds Preston and derby promoted in England.
Southampton brighton and some other team relegated. wtf all due to laws dating back years ago in the English league contracts crazy world. Southampton were bottom and are now not only safe but are in champions league.
01 Apr 2020 12:03:05
Absolutely fake news IMO mate!
01 Apr 2020 13:01:42
April fool me thinks.
01 Apr 2020 13:07:34
SGL well it is April fools day 🏴🇦🇺😎⚽️😂👍.
01 Apr 2020 13:28:37
Only fact in there is leaugue will be canned.
01 apr 2020 12:17:22
april fools day.
01 Apr 2020 14:40:03
Buzz its true. He heard it on his aunties wireless!
01 Apr 2020 14:55:40
C of ibrox, yea the wireless that's upstairs in his aunties bedroom.
{Ed033's Note - Did the wireless, channel an entity calling itself Thogdad?
01 Apr 2020 16:04:51
No it channelled an entity calling itself 'I see a clown write stuff about Rangers and weather its true or not, pass it off as fact'
01 Apr 2020 08:06:58
I read very late yesterday, that Clarke has taken a pay cut, of 10%,
I personally find that disgusting and disgraceful, he earns around £750 to a million a year plus his outside stuff, he earned a fortune in a long career at Chelsea, he has a game about twice a year and loses them all, he gets paid for months for nothing, now he gives up around 10% of a fortune for however long the game is off, still taking a fortune for absolutely nothing, nothing at all.
01 Apr 2020 11:54:14
The Government Scheme is 80% up to a maximum of £2,500 per month, therefore it is irrelevant what cuts the big hitters take, what has angered me is that it's the low paid people in these Clubs that are being hit, absolutely disgusting. I see Sutton bumping is gums in the Daily Rebel today, sarcastically stating that Rangers must be the wealthiest Club on the planet as they have not mentioned wage cuts. His beloved Celtic have talked about the 'possibility' of wage cuts, but, nothing has happened. This guy is nothing short of a big mouthed trouble making fool, who has no respect for people or situations.
01 Apr 2020 12:26:21
No surprise there then. Mutton's only agenda is keep his idiotic, vile views in the news. SAD PRI#K.
01 Apr 2020 13:10:09
So very true lads. Sutton is a total gob💩of a man 🏴🇦🇺😎⚽️😂👍.
01 Apr 2020 13:13:07
I take it the Tim apologist Sutton will be working for nothing with the Daily Rebel then🤔
But when you are morally and financially bankrupt like him, I don't he'll be offering to work for nothing! 🤬🤡.
02 Apr 2020 08:41:22
Irvger, yea was reading that myself, but while reading it i thought, what has this got to do with sutton, i think he is just like them all, its definitely all about the rangers.
02 Apr 2020 11:46:20
Some players on disgusting wages and clubs lay off the support staff. This is one major embarrassment in the making. Players have an opportunity to sort this now. Greedy clubs, like Spurs etc.
Same as the cops. They could use this time to help, not use drones and fine hill walkers!
Help the needy!
01 Apr 2020 00:01:25
How do you guys think the 80 percent wages would work for a footballer on 300k a week de bruyne etc.
01 Apr 2020 06:45:58
Is this a maths quiz Tommy? 240k would be my answer. What do I win?
01 Apr 2020 08:28:05
It's only up to £2500 per month. It will help a lot of wee clubs.
01 Apr 2020 08:30:45
Not sure what that means, “ how do you guys think it would work for a footballer on 300k “ perfectly well I would think, why, how do you think it would work?
01 Apr 2020 08:36:46
If they are on furlough, maximum is £2500 per month. They won't be though!
01 Apr 2020 08:39:47
U have failed blue😂
Need to incorporate high tax payer amount.
01 Apr 2020 09:14:52
Maximum is £2500 per month, or £625 per week!
02 Apr 2020 07:24:52
Let me interject in that Tom, any footballer on 300 g a week even thinking of taking our, the taxpayers money should be chased out of the country, and the govt needs to act now to stop that happen, I work too fxxxxn hard to see a multi millionaire clown steal from our money, the govt haven’t stopped to consider this properly, rich footballers should not be included, the economy is going to implode and we will have millionaires claiming universal credit very soon, to pay for their house cleaner,