Rangers Banter Archive May 19 2016

19 May 2016 21:42:08
Get vaulks signed!

20 May 2016 07:44:05
He would be a priority for me to be honest. The guy is physically a machine and is very versatile, honestly think he could play any position across the midfield and defence. Type of player that makes a squad.

20 May 2016 09:37:40
He's a player I like myself but they don't half get the rub of the green, Falkirk do they? All the wee nicks and deflections round about the box just seem to fall for them. Well done though, fancy them to go up now.

20 May 2016 11:06:29
Daft thing is we could probably get him cheap I've watched him for a while now and looks a player, knowing a few fans of falkirk they love the guy aswell, i do agree they do though they do get lucky but never give up either, fair play to them although i think killie will beat them at home.

19 May 2016 20:21:31
Brenda Rogers . the flop from the kop.

19 May 2016 21:29:19
Is that the same brenda rodgers that had the loaf man working under him at Watford he was doing what brenda was telling him then and he will be doing the same when brenda comes up.

20 May 2016 10:21:28
Hahaha comedy gold madneeps your brain must be like a tattie. Maybe your next manager will actually be aloud to pick the team.

20 May 2016 10:26:41
Rogers is too nice a guy to stay at Celtic for long once he witnessed first hand the bile and bigotry from the 'Green Brigade'

20 May 2016 19:52:27
Tom42 i don't see him being there long anyway mate, i think its 4 jobs in a row he hasbeen sacked from?

19 May 2016 17:25:34
Rodgers took Liverpool to 2nd in the EPL. Do you think he is good enough to take Celtic to 2nd in the SPL?

19 May 2016 18:30:11
Swanseablue, brill mate, me personally i think aberdeen or hearts have a good chance of finishing second, lol.

19 May 2016 18:53:19
Swanseablu i was having a look throught the other sites, seems sports direct are selling all there rangers gear under the (must go sign) do you think this will be a genuine clear out of old stock or everthing must go , end of.

19 May 2016 20:38:18
Hope Rodgers get the nod he wasted £292m on 31 players who were mainly 💩
Any team with Suarez would do well in any league. Once he left the Pool were struggling to make the top half with team he bought.
The Fans at Liverpool hated him with a passion for his sideway passing style, terrible coaching defencively his arrogance and ability to fall out with everyone from his assistant to the Tea Lady.
Getting a billy big time will put extra pressure on him and will offer him more leeway when they struggle, if he ever gets it together it will be too late.
Can't wait to get our trophy back 🏆.

19 May 2016 21:05:05
Be interesting to see how many people that won't buy anything from sd will change their mind when it's reduced.

19 May 2016 22:59:53
@bigjoh85

"me personally i think aberdeen or hearts have a good chance of finishing second".

Spot on mate, you boys will be lucky to get fourth but at least you are realistic about it, not like some of yer bear pals on here talking about challenging the 5 in a row champions.

19 May 2016 22:25:18
Albertz people should avoid buying rangers gear from sports direct imho, let the greedy owner get rid of by any means he sees fat, oops fit, I've not bought anything from his tat shop ever, nor will i ever, poor workers, greedy man, hated man.

20 May 2016 00:35:44
Weetam you obviously don't know sarcasm when it hits right in the face, as ime more than sure most people know i was meaning celtic will be lucky to finnish in the top 3 league possitions, imho.

20 May 2016 06:03:06
Bigjoh I'm right behind you with that. A co worker of mine has already bought stuff from sd and drinks out a giant sd cup and calls himself a diehard, eh don't think so pal.

20 May 2016 10:43:26
Albertz i take it your co worker doesn't drink hot tea/ coffee out of the sd cup, cause if he does you should tell him to stop doing so immedietly, or he could get scolded when the cup departs from the handle, its all tat that gets sold from those shops/ /.

19 May 2016 14:18:28
John Hughes to leave ICT in next 24 hours, next celtic boss? haha.

19 May 2016 19:54:51
Heard part of the so called contract with SD is that if we don't hit certain targets regarding strip sales we have to pay the fat cat Ashley's SD so much in compensation is this true?

19 May 2016 21:39:38
Brian p i think that's how the deal was set up. if the support don't buy a certain amount the club must buy them.

19 May 2016 13:48:36
Just a querie. Jordan Rossiter has now signed. The Scottish league has finished and the cup is run out with the SPFL rules and is run by the SFA . Are we allowed to put the lad on the bench . Just asking as l don't know the rules on it.
Logical feedback bears.

{Ed001's Note - his registration does not transfer until July 1st.}

19 May 2016 15:05:58
Cheers Ed.

{Ed001's Note - you are welcome mate.}

19 May 2016 11:34:18
Would love to see "the beast" Akinfenwa pull on a Rangers jersey (xxxl one! ) . He would terify the spl defences!

19 May 2016 16:58:32
He looked more like a washed out heavy weight nicer than a footballer but fair play to him scored a great goal and was a constant menace.

19 May 2016 11:01:59
I have been thinking again lads. (Might sound intelligent if I say enough! )
With what looks like the imminent appointment of Brenda across the city, is that a nod of acceptance to how good our Magic Hat is?
Celtic will say it's to take them to the next level, but wasn't Delia meant to have been the man for that?

Celtic have sat back and have done nothing for the past four years, simply because the haven't had to. After their skelping in the cup, I reckon they've realised that Rangers are back and back with a bang. They have a magnificent manager therefore we need to try and match that somehow.

So to appoint someone like Brenda, whose stock will be fairly high, can only be in recognition and in reaction to the simple fact they have some competition again.
So thank you celtic for giving us plaudits.
Once again, it's all about The Rangers!

19 May 2016 13:00:22
Brenda!, brilliant mate lmfao

he will be a flop as well.

19 May 2016 11:31:43
You asked a question, answered it yourself and then further commented as if the original set up (and answer) wasn't your own. Interesting approach.

19 May 2016 11:49:58
I'll be very honest I don't see the attraction to Rodgers. he'll cost quite a bundle, and if (when) he is out done by the magic hat it will be a horrific failure for Celtic. Yes he has experience in one of the top leagues in Europe, this can not be denied. I just don't think the guy is cut out for the football life in Glasgow. However it would benefit Scottish football if he were to come. I still reckon it's all paper talk and they will end up with Malky Mckay or Paul Lambert.

19 May 2016 14:18:11
Why thank you PP, creative writing don't you know.
Any sign of any 'failed' city traders you might utilise?
Or am I being obtuse?

19 May 2016 16:06:14
You walked into an empty room, started talking about Rangers - and then left, thinking/ declaring "once again, it's all about The Rangers! ".

That's not creative writing, it's the ramblings of a madman.

You keep throwing this failed city trader thing in. Why? As discussed before with BB, if you aren't going to

A. comment on something at the time of issue,

Or

B. Come out and say what you are trying to say,

Then you are just pissing in the wind. Bringing it up later (cold no less) and trying to be funny/ smart (who knows which) doesn't actually work. As for you being obtuse, it reminds me of the immortal words of Inigo Montoya:

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "

19 May 2016 15:31:57
For anybody wondering what Brendan Rodgers is like download the documentary he made of himself when he got the Liverpool job. It's like David Brent from the Office, only he's being serious. Has a massive painting of himself on his living room wall, guys a complete person.
I think he will be a huge, costly failure to be honest. Unless he signs Suarez, then he might run us close.

19 May 2016 17:54:17
Recbob-

Whilst I know you aren't normally bound by fact, a few things:

One. He didn't make a documentary of himself.

Two. I have zero clue as to whether or not he is a person, but you should do some research into why that painting hangs there if you are going to hold it up as some sort of evidence. It wasn't a commission.

19 May 2016 18:07:25
Oh I know what it means alright PP, do you I wonder?
The failed city trader was in reference to something YOU said on your page regarding our manager. Do you see the connection now or are you being obtuse?
Ramblings of a madman maybe but I'm only trying to throw a few hypotheses out there for a bit of fun or should I say banter, as this is what this page is called after all.
Now we may not be all as smart as you PP but we're only here for a bit of craic. No need to get all serious on us and I'm sorry if I can't repartee to your degree. I'll leave the funny/ smart to you as you ARE the man when it comes to that.
Though I guess I am smart enough to:

A. Take it all in good jest and not pull people up for a bit of banter.

B. Support the right team.

Anyway, PP let's not fall out over a wee bit of banter.

RSVP.

19 May 2016 18:31:38
Circles. Circles. Everywhere.

19 May 2016 19:31:22
Poetic don't take it to heart, any man who has a painting of himself on his living room wall, in any capacity, is a person. Take my word for it. Who cares who commissioned the bloody documentary anyway, my point is he is as cringy as David Brent, should fit in well at Parkhead.

It's not our fault every manager you's are in for has been sacked from their last job. That would do my nut in as well, can't think of it ever happening to us right enough. We usually go for winners, as opposed to losers.

Saying that you's might get Coyle, he's in a job. Pity it's over in America, after no one bar you's would touch him. Did he not reject you's last time as well? And Keane for that matter. Oh well somebody will take it eventually.
I personally think you should go for Levein, get him to adapt some 0-10-0 formation, that way you's can utilise all your midfielders, on a rotation. After a few weeks they'll all have had a game.

19 May 2016 22:29:28
Exactly, "who cares" about facts. Which was my point about you in the first place. You talk mince.

And what exactly is your point? Most Managers of that level would have been sacked, otherwise they wouldn't be available would they? Come on, you should know that seeing as your very own Manager was sacked by Brentford. Sorry, his contract wasn't renewed, cough cough.

Although I see he has now come out to say how good it'd be for BR to manage Celtic. I guess that's cos' he's used to working beneath him.

19 May 2016 19:07:39
Racing drivers don't usually make memorable quotes, that's an obscure one. Well done TPP.

19 May 2016 19:57:44
And not a drop to drink.

20 May 2016 13:09:24
MW decided he wouldn't work under the owners conditions, even someone like you would know you don't get sacked from a tiny wee club hidden in the great metropolis, and then get the manager job at one of the biggest clubs in Europe?

19 May 2016 00:15:30
Ive also just read we have refused to wear the new strip (next seasons) strip in the cup final,

19 May 2016 12:12:19
dont think this will happen.

19 May 2016 15:22:11
Rangerboy its happening mate, this seasons shirt will be worn in the cup final,

18 May 2016 23:41:36
Everyone talking about who we are signing but I think who we can keep this summer is every bit as important. My worry is if we get a decent offer for players like waghorn, Tavernier, Wallace etc then we would probably take the money. Also saw josh windass scored again tonight must admit I haven't saw much of him but seems to have had a good season. Do we think he will be a big player for us next year or more of a squad player? Also think a lot depends on if we win on Sunday and have a crack at Europe we can maybe get the bigger names that have been linked to the club like Barton, agger, Krancjar.

19 May 2016 13:11:18
I don't thing big tav is going anywhere or waggy for that matter . they haven't even proved themselves st the top of Scottish football yet and would be premature to sell too soon.

if they prove themselves next year and have a season like this one we could see over 10 mill on each player easily look and theirney if he is worth that tav is easily 12 to 15 mill.

19 May 2016 13:24:26
James Stirling

Would agree I don't think we need to worry about any bids as we didn't play in the top league last season and I doubt anyone will be impressed with performances in the championship. However if these guys perform well next season then some bids will come in. I'm sure when signing though this was promised to some of the players in return for playing in the 2nd tier.