Rangers Banter Archive September 16 2011

16 Sep 2011 22:52:44
I heard a statement on BBC news channel it referred to Sion being successful in obtaining an interdict nullifing the results on Thurs and were awaiting a reply from UEFA

Who cares ?.............. this is a Rangers site

16 Sep 2011 22:38:38
ally mccoist says no decision has been made on trialist matias abelairas. "he is looking fine" said mccoist. "he played in a close-doors game, he is enjoying training and we are enjoying having him and thats the way we will keep it going at the moment". (bbc teletext friday)

16 Sep 2011 21:10:19
forget the cash rubbish,,LETS GET RIGHT IN TAE THIS MOB ON SUNDAY

Will it be Naismith diving for the goals, big ugly & mcculloch cutting about like hatchet men and not getting booked, dodgy offsides or the tic not getting stonewall penalties that will decide the game?

No we will just gub ye as usual! Surely u must be used to it by now.

Seems like the paranoia has started already! You had the better of the Old Firm games last season did you not? And did you not get a dubious penalty at Ibrox which big lama heed missed? Grow up you sad little p***k! It's idiots like you that the game doesn't need.

p.s Sounds like you've got all your excuses ready though! Are you that worried?

If i was a smeltic fan i would be more concerned with my own teams defficiencies than worrying about rangers

16 Sep 2011 20:55:27
heard a Mr C Whyte and his "partner" Sally are on Million Pound Drop tonight, after all any winnings are TAX FREE LOL Timalloy

Timolloy your patter is terrible

Its only to make up for the fact your own team are serial failures timmaloy

Timolloy i know your a bluenose mate just admit it you will feel better ones you come out and say it just admit it mate cmon say it with me timolloy is a rangers fan a know you don't want to dissapoint your family but you cant take away what you really are one more thing this is to you timolloy 4 in a row Celtic are pish a know your dying to say it out loud

Timollys a bluenose

Timalloy is a very witty fellow. Good looking and sharp as a tac. All men want to be him and all women want to be with him........ Carlsberg don't do bulls**t.......

Away to your bed sad act!

16 Sep 2011 19:30:27
song for sunday

everybody look to the left
everybody look to the right
can you feel that
were playing with love tonight

its not about the money ,money,money
we dont need your money,money,money
we just wanna make the league ours
forget about the pricetag

aint about the {ha} cha-ching cha-ching
aint about the {yeah} ba-bling ba-bling
we just wanna step up and play
forget about the pricetag

skyebear

That was just gay

No chance mate thts pure heavy bent man!

My name is Simon cowell a want to sign you up on a 1 million pound contract and that is without even going on the x factor your a great singer not

16 Sep 2011 19:20:31
We are going to win on sunday and be top with a few not too bad fixtures coming up,we actually could get a wee lead that could count big style later,,,,,,,,,please KEEP BELEIVING

16 Sep 2011 19:10:05
My first 11
-----------McGregor------------

Whitts---Goian---Bocanegra---Wallace---

---Davis---Naithsmith---Makay---

---------------------------------Wylde

--------Jelavic---Lafferty----------

16 Sep 2011 18:11:04
My 11 for sunday shagger wittiker goian papac wallace mckay davies edu naismith jela lafferty what do u think ano its touch and go with wallace and a dont lke the midget american center half plean loyal

Is that the American midget who is only 6ft tall. 1 inch shorter than me, he is a giant in Glasgow, just hope he doesnt get rickets like 99% of the locals- to be taken as seriously as your original comments.

16 Sep 2011 18:03:34
domt know why so called fans are saying get ally out! we are sitting top of the league, unbeaten and only conceded 1 goal this season in the spl! yous need to get a grip! bring on the celts

Mate i agree but i haven't heard this on this page for quite a while now so why come out and say this are you trying to get arguments on here again because if you are coming on here to wind us up then f*** off

16 Sep 2011 16:55:06
f*** the debt, f*** the taxman, f*** bain. lets all just focus on the game sunday and get behind supper ally and the team for the season! let craig whyte and the staff deal with the background buissness and let the fans be fans and just concetrate on the football for once! sick of everyone going on about the money when we cant solve it, but can help buy turning up every week and supporting the team!

16 Sep 2011 15:40:39
Rumour has it that Disney and Universal are in talks with Celtic about buying Kris Commons out of his current contract at Parkhead. They believe that he has a massive future in film. He has been approached to play the lead role in the remake of the 90's classic free willy. The whale is unavailable to play the part so commons is in with a real shout. There has also been talk of him playing Elvis in the eagerly anticipated movie about the king's life, although Jaoquin Pheonix is in contention to play the early Elvis and commons to play him during his toughest years where he gained a hugh amount of weight before his unfortunate death. The film will conclude with commons muching f##k out a burger while taking a s##t. Any more suggestions on suitable roles bears?
J1985

Big Momma

Chunk. In a remake of the Goonies.
I can see him doing the truffle shuffle.

Moby Dick.............(head), he'll be eating pies on Sunday, while the runners up are getting trumped, M'lord............ 3v1 GERS

16 Sep 2011 15:24:16
-------------magregor--------------------- whittaker Goian Bocanegra Papac---------------Davis Mculloch Mckay-------------Naismith----------------------Lafferty-------------------Jelavic------- *KSD*

16 Sep 2011 15:04:59
may i add what team comes back stronger from administration...what a load of tripe {Ed001's Note - Southampton? A number of Football League sides in fact.}

Napoli

Motherwell?

nr85

Leeds is the best example

To be honest i think EVERY club benefits from going into administration ! hence why they go there, hence why the leagues brought in rules of what happens if u go into administration as it was too easy for club so spend spend spend then go into admin and recover far more quickly without paying off the full debt.

Therefore every club benefits from going into admin as they end up not paying they full dbt the majority of the time.
simples.

You fool.

GDog

Fiorentina.

Dortmund

Gretna

Ahem....

I recall Celtic were MINUTES away from going bankrupt!

NOt administration or anything. Out of business ...

daviet

16 Sep 2011 14:53:36
What's the matter with Bedoya? IS he injured or just unfit, seen he didn't play last weekend?

The Ibrox hudu has struck.... May be a dud! It is a bit early to say this about him but why not?

Apparently he had a knock or a groin strain so wasn't able to play. Should be in contention for sunday though. Muzz

16 Sep 2011 13:28:11
mccoist says abelairas done well in a closed game on wednesday and will continue to train

16 Sep 2011 12:22:29
Celtic boss Neil Lemmon: We'll be ready for Old Firm clash after P**h poor efforts in Madrid Ha! Ha! This mans having a laugh, away and bile yir heed min , away the bears.
It’s great being a bear.

16 Sep 2011 11:55:07
Mr Whyte is a very shrewd business man. I'm 100% sure he know's exactly what he is doing with our club. So lets all get behind Ally and the team for Sunday and the rest of the season. ( just in-case you've not noticed we are top of the league and unbeaten in SPL). Mr Whyte will take care of the rest cos he is a bear at heart. WATP Keeno

16 Sep 2011 11:29:31
I used to enjoy reading the posts on this.. They are now just so negative with zero FACTS!

We are Blue - through and through, let's do this mob on Sunday!

We are Rangers, Super Rangers!

BlantyreGer

16 sep 2011 08:27:52
hmrc are going to court to stop any business that goes into admin getting away with not paying them.....if you dont think i am telling the truth read the papers.......this means we could be made to pay all the debt !!!!

And we could pay f*** all because we could win the tax case, just like the other cases that have been took 2 court by hmrc over ebt's & I am telling the truth also so away & have a jobby & think about what team you want on the park on sunday that RANGERS are going 2 pump
WATP 70

Incidentally you are not "telling the truth", rangers already owe HMRC £4.2m so exactly what cases "that have been took 2 court" are you referring to?

DazzaBhoy

Google it dazzabhoy, HRMC have not won an EBT case yet.

If it was in the papers it must be true then eh?! Dazzabhoy away back to the runners up page. Again taking your information from a newspaper. No one knows what the outcome of this case will be FACT!!!!!
Glasgow Rangers Champions 3 Scotland Runners Up 1.

As for the poster lying, you are not averse to stretching the truth yourself. The bill is 2.8m and has been accepted by the gers we are in dispute over the penalty. Why don't you worry how you are going to get commons into ibrox without demolishing a wall yah muppet.

18 Sep 2011 14:58:51
why do you people keep on lying about HMRC never winning an EBT case?

www.hmrc.gov.uk/practitioners/macdonald-v-dextra.htm

16 Sep 2011 02:18:05
This is the last time I'll get on here before Sunday.... so one last shout-out for the Teddy Bears, let's do this mob, show them who the Champions are.

Super Ally, you know the script mate, send the jungle jims away from Ibrox utterly dejected, just like you done all the time as a player

Fellow bears going to the match... lets get Ibrox bouncing, show the new boys we signed exactly what it means to beat the Bheggers

Enjoy the weekend Bluenoses

Mark

16 Sep 2011 01:34:54
To the Tune of the the legendary George Harrison of The Beatles .. (if your too young look it up on youtube)

Let me tell you how it will be

TaxMan .......(GTF)

It's NONE for you
and 3 for Me .... Taxman (GTF)

Cuz I'm Gers man .. Oh yeah- I'm a Gers Man ...

Come on the Bears .. pave the way ...4IAR

After all .. They're just not good enough .. just not good enough

16 Sep 2011 00:06:18
alright ed how are you today has been my first time posting the day since a week ago because my charger for the laptop broke but got one the day and i was straight on this website nothing unusual as i love this website
Campbell {Ed001's Note - nice to know you enjoy it, I enjoy it most of the time on this side of the site as well.}