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14 May 2020 23:11:16
A guy goes to the pet shop to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him if he wants an aquarium. The guy says he doesn't care what star sign it is.
I'll get my coat!
15 May 2020 09:19:28
You do that seeker 😜.
15 May 2020 11:02:16
Salmon goes into a bar and orders a pint. After he drinks it he goes to leave the barman shouts is that you away I’ll catch you later.
15 May 2020 16:11:27
Brilliant guys, you have to laugh.
14 May 2020 23:06:44
A bear walks into a bar and orders a whisky and ... cola.
The barman asks 'why the big pause?'
The bear says 'don't know, I was born with them. '.
15 May 2020 09:20:26
That's more like it seeker😊.
15 May 2020 11:46:10
Gunner on the White Cliffs of Dover awaiting German Bombers, he has a stutter, and as the Bombers are approaching shouts RRRRRReady, SSSSSteady, FFFFFFFF, F--k it we'll get them on the way back.
15 May 2020 13:05:53
Irvger 😂😂😂.
15 May 2020 16:17:08
Irvger, yea no bad mate.
14 May 2020 17:58:24
How times have change on this day 12 years ago I was in Manchester partying and it was about this time of the day (5:50pm) me and my big mate left the city centre to walk up to Eastlands/ City Of Mancester Stadium as it was called back then didn't even know if we were going the right way lol just followed some small crowds and hoped they were heading towards the stadium what a feeling it was throughout that whole day just a shame we couldn't we never managed to get over that last hurdle but all in all that day will live with me forever and I have my match ticket, programme, home shirt and official black UEFA scarf with the date and competing teams on it all framed.
14 May 2020 18:26:44
What a 3 days that was! Absolutely steaming 🇬🇧🇬🇧.
14 May 2020 23:12:57
Aye ready, the whole europa league & season were brilliant, people called it slow, boaring. Football, that season, i loved it, mate, yes frustrating at times, but brilliant, imo, pal.
15 May 2020 15:10:17
Does anyone know if season called and they are awarded title, Rangers relinquish europa league spot. .
I imagine this would not be the case
Although we would seriously struggle to overturn first leg.
15 May 2020 16:14:45
My own personal highlights that year were the Whitakker goal against Sporting and, of course, that Nacho penalty! Was in among the fans in the corner. Best football night of my life.
15 May 2020 23:27:48
John. Take a look at the two dutch players that took there fa to court, demanding promotion as they would have been without this virus, courts knocked them back, null & void, so could we be planning the same move, if you look tell me your thoughts, you & others mate.
14 May 2020 16:56:49
Stubbies zebra. Have always found you kinda awrite. But yir post about my joke was a bit low. Hope you don't have cabin fever as that means you need a cold cloth. Yup fresh water. You must be scared.
14 May 2020 17:21:57
No harm intended HOYG - just passing comment that it had not been thought through bud. Still made me chuckle though.
I am scared of water - you're right - but only if it comes anywhere near my whiskey.
Stay safe - and sane.
14 May 2020 16:07:15
A dyslexic Celtic fan walks into a bra.
14 May 2020 16:48:21
Fpmsl peach mate.
14 May 2020 17:21:00
Howling. Hope there ain't a full moon.
14 May 2020 19:32:41
And felt like a right tit.
14 May 2020 20:05:11
and he said wow another two cups.
14 May 2020 21:03:36
what was the bra called the double d.
14 May 2020 22:37:15
These comments are a bit nippy.
14 May 2020 23:13:18
Laudrup, beauty mate, still laughing, pal.
14 May 2020
New image uploaded to the
Rangers Player Sightings page entitled, When you are thicker than a pigeon!
14 May 2020 14:50:10
Ha Ha. love it.
Mind you who's going to tell him as he looks like the sugar puff monster in hoops! Not me anyway.
{Ed033's Note - They are possibly exercising their right to use their own mind.
14 May 2020 23:14:40
Mr tupac, it really took me a minuete to work it out, i thought it was his number 6,it looked like the nine was upside down to me, second viewing, showed me, what you were getting at, mate.
14 May 2020 10:22:17
Hi bears
Not posted in a while, I hope your all staying safe. I've been watching things unfold and where I'm sure we have a genuine case I'm not sure how much further we can take it. I don't see the courts as an option as I can't see us getting anywhere.
Also my feelings regarding away tickets is if the supporters want to support the team then let them carry on as we need all the support we can get to get back on top.
Stay safe in these trying times bears.
W. A. T. P.
14 May 2020 13:43:45
Gowtrueblue, welcome back mate, I agree with you totally, and, I'm sure we're not the only ones, let's just concentrate on ourselves from now on, with the emphasis being on 'Financial Long Term Stability', the decision to crown them champions has already been made as far as I'm aware.
What the past few weeks has told me, is that we will never again under this regime, get any favourable recognition, and, it's not just recent, if you go back to 2008, the way were treated by the SFA was disgusting, so, no surprise that we have taken the stand we've taken, but with no success, we need to carry on with our own business as best we can.
14 May 2020 09:16:48
I would just like to take this opportunity to send my congratulations and very warm wishes to our star 🌟 striker and human being alfredo morelos and his dear wife on the birth of their baby daughter! 😀🎁. I'm sure every rangers supporter will join me on wishing the couple and their newborn baby girl all the very best of health, wealth and happiness in the world! Alfredo gets bad press for the way he plays the game but never gets the good press he most definitely deserves, for his terrific, heartfelt 💓 charity work. Alfredo has probably played his last game for rangers, but i wish him and his family all the very best wherever they end up next. Alfredo Morelos will always be welcome back at rangers and will always be forever,
part of the glasgow rangers family!
14 May 2020 10:08:20
Congrats alf this could be the making of the boy on the field of play.
14 May 2020 12:35:39
well said coop.
14 May 2020 13:46:00
Welcome to the World little Miss Morelos, all the best to Alfred and his Wife, he has his moments, but, you can't help but love him.
14 May 2020 08:25:00
Rangers fan during lockdown is so borred he decides he is gona see what its like being a celtic fan.
He gets a celtic top and thinks i will ware it for 2 weeks.
Within hours he has been spat at, kicked, punched and verbaly abused.
He thinks, can't do this anymore. what's it gona be like when i go outside.
14 May 2020 10:23:17
😂😂😂😂.
14 May 2020 13:47:11
Nice one Howauld, ha, ha.
14 May 2020 14:12:15
Not sure you have thought that one through Howauldsyergranny.
A RANGERS fan is being spat at, kicked, verbally abused and punched by the very people in his OWN house. It seems to be more of a social comment about how you lot behave than anything else!
Na - much prefer Mr T's picture - now that is funny.
14 May 2020 15:16:41
Its a joke . That can be turned round. Omg. Just trying to put a smile on faces. How sad are you.
14 May 2020 16:15:54
Howauld - I think some people on here may have cabin fever mate.
14 May 2020 17:58:26
Stubbsies horse! seriously social comment on OUR behaviour! You lot don’t do irony? the gift that keeps giving you lot on here.
14 May 2020 19:31:35
I laughed Howauld stubendshorse probably did aswell he's just being a fuddy-duddy.
14 May 2020 19:38:18
Blue blue sea, he’s obviously a gift horse 😂.
14 May 2020 19:42:53
I know guys.
So was mine supposed to be but things got lost in translation - sort of.
Anyway try this one.
A guy has trouble getting his old chap to stand to attention so visits the doctor. Doctor tells him it's almost an impossible case but that one thing might work.
If we take the ligaments from the trunk of a baby elephant and insert them into your old fellow then that might allow you to get it up.
2 weeks later, post op, he is having dinner with his girlfriend when there is a tremendous pressure in his trousers and he has to open his fly to relieve it. Out shoots his fella and it steals something from the table.
That was amazing says his girlfriend. Could you do that again?
I probably could he says but i'm not sure I could fit 2 bread rolls up my backside.
14 May 2020 23:00:13
Credit where it's due, ha ha, made me Chuckle.
14 May 2020 23:02:32
Ha ha very funny Stubbsy 👍.
14 May 2020 08:08:34
Morning Bears. Playing Devil's advocate, what do Bears think about this scenario? If just before the lockdown Rangers were 10 points clear of Celtic and looking on course for our first league title since 2011, would we be OK with being awarded the title without finishing the season or would we wish to play the season out or would we wish the season to be written off as null and void?
14 May 2020 10:14:50
The spfl would have made sure the season was played out they would never have handed rangers the title without winning it on the pitch. The Bhoys would have went mental at there tainted 9 in a row getting ruined.
14 May 2020 10:53:27
Imo seasons not going to be finished so standings as they are for purposes of cash distribution stand, but no declared winner of any league and no relegation
I appreciate that impacts non league teams coming up
It’s the only way that a modicum of sporting integrity Can be maintained . If we were in position I’m sure I’d feel same as we would never hear end of “unrecognised tainted title”from mhanks
But when have football governors ever worked for good of game? Cash is king.
14 May 2020 13:06:19
On the basis the season is over and Rangers being ten points clear, I would expect the Spfl to award rangers the title.
Every fan would love the season played to a close but now it’s not possible, I think it’s time to stop all this sporting integrity nonsense, show a bit class, And admit since winter break Celtic have proved beyond doubt why they deserve to be crowned champions.
14 May 2020 13:48:35
The season would have been declared Null and Void, mark my words.
14 May 2020 17:33:46
Irvger spot on no doubt in my mind it would have been null and void.
14 May 2020 07:56:43
I am a long time reader, Celtic supporter and a sometime contributor to this site, but mostly because it amuses me, nearly as much as it intrigues me, as to how Rangers supporters are led like sheep, and turned this way and that, like how a shepherd whistles and his collie listens to his master and then manoeuvres the sheep into the pen. can any one of you true blue, no surrender, we are the people, people tell me, what is this corruption you are all raging about?
the original vote was about ending the lower leagues season, what other scenario was there?, the spfl, might need changed, modernised or whatever, but they were dealing with a crisis situation. I hope everyone gets through this, and then have a discussion.
The way you lot think is madness, ask yourself why your club is making such a big deal of this? there won't be any football any time soon and all you can say is someone told us they were getting bullied, well let them speak for themselves.
As for you boycotting games, or leaving the league, well I can't see that happening, you will probably forget about it when you sober up.
Ps, I am sure, that if you wish to leave the spfl, you will get a warm welcome in the league of Ireland, going to Dublin, Sligo, Cork and Donegal, will be an enjoyable experience.
14 May 2020 08:34:16
Aindoh, never ever been on a Tim’s site in my life and find your comments strange? Yet again another one on to wind us up with his views on a team he doesn’t even support but clearly hates. The thing is you probably don’t even post on your own site# Love for Glasgow Rangers ✌️🤪🇬🇧.
14 May 2020 08:42:50
Aindoh, whether you care to admit it or not pal, it is a form of bullying by certain members of the spfl. I'll ask you a question. Do you honestly think that doncaster, mclennan and that grease ball of a lawyer mckenzie, are the correct/ appropriate people, to run our scottish game? How many mistakes are they going to be allowed to make, before we ALL wake and smell the coffee? They've turned a blind eye to alleged bullying by certain members. that's terrible leadership and the 3 of them should be run out of office. Another thing is that IMHO peter liewell has way too much influence over doncaster and mclennan, even though he's no longer on the spfl board. I'm not a everyone's against rangers supporter mate, but i do think this is legit.
God we've not even got a sponsor for our league! Although i'm not our current managing director's biggest fan, i think even now liewell who's celtic's ceo has way more sway than stewart robertson and that's a form of being corrup and totally wrong.
Its wrong because you're getting your own way and other members are overlooked. Look forward to hopefully your honest answers here aindoh? 🤔.
14 May 2020 09:37:15
Am pleased the first thing you think about in the morning is rangers aindoh😁
So much time and effort thinking about, then writing about rangers and they're fans. 🤔
You, buzz, Phill and the rest continue to amuse and intrigue rangers fans in these difficult times. 😉.
14 May 2020 09:39:22
your in denial you numpty if you can't see corruption in doncaster, maclelland being danced along by liewell at the dung heap, bit of a brass neck coming on here telling us to bog off to oirland, at the end of the day its your mhanky mobs spiritual home according to the bog treaders like yourself.
14 May 2020 09:52:18
🎣🎣 and it’s not even 8 when you post?
14 May 2020 10:41:53
Since 1888 Aindoh, the Tims have had a gripe with every Association running football. Now all of a sudden the SPFL are doing a brilliant job!
You don't have a an issue with:-
1/ a rigged vote
2/ bullying claims
3/ lies about the distribution of money
Or is it only because Rangers have fronted the SPFL?
Meanwhile Liewell, Doncaster, McClennan Etc stand in front of the clubs like a Tim version of Chemical Ali with the brass neck to shout " nothing to see here" as the Scottish game burns to the ground behind them!
14 May 2020 10:44:37
If they go to Dublin we will follow aindoh.
14 May 2020 12:20:22
If there was bullying and not just robust discussions why haven’t any clubs made an official complaint with facts to back it up? A rigged vote? The Deloitte always fit showed no false info about the issue with the dundee vote? Not an spfl issue if dundee use policies to change their vote?
You may claim something stinks but prove anything? The Brechin statement shoots a hole in your clubs dossier about their chairman’s coercion of second division clubs this claim was proven incorrect by statements form all league 2 clubs. This spfl board that your man Robertson sits on is all things evil according to you but he is a major part of its set up?
The vast majority of incompetence and unprofessional actions have came from rangers and their board members. Give me one example of any serious wrong doing from Neil Doncaster?
14 May 2020 12:36:51
the spfl is a liewell creation. that is a fact when rangers were out of the league and the merger took place. the clubs played follow the con man. a lie has speed but the truth has endurance.
14 May 2020 13:05:29
Big P so genuinely you think SPFL fit for purpose? as for Deloitte? That’s like fergus McCann investigating Celtic
Total farce
If there’s nothing to hide and you want to make rangers look stupid open the doors open the books if you have nothing to hide but why put as many obstacles in the way of that happening?
So can’t you explain why they are being so obstructive.
14 May 2020 13:16:34
I'm quite happy Liewell has come out and said he's happy that the SPFL are fit for purpose Big P.
Because technically Rangers have played a double bluff blinder.
No more greeting from the Tims about Res12, 5 way agreements, EBT'S and more importantly strip the title nonsense.
So you're welcome to your self awarded unearned tainted the virus TITLE.
And we'll keep the ones we WON on the park where Celtic just weren't good enough. 👍🤣😂🤣😂.
14 May 2020 13:21:11
If Liewells not on the Spfl board why was he aloud to make a rousing speech to beg other clubs to reject the investigation.
14 May 2020 19:55:46
Eric Blair, Deloitte are a top independent audit firm who found no issues? What barriers have the spfl put in the clubs path? Tell me precisely what. name them as I don’t see any?
There’s been two democratic votes one found by 80 odd percent the other by over 70 odd percent by all the clubs. That’s democracy. claims of bullying from who name the clubs not just the old aw ah heard he said this n that?
Tupac man em. er. Celtic haven’t awarded any title with only 8/ 9 games Celtic had a 13 point lead and a vast goal difference all clubs democratically voted if the association’s thought were the league could not be played to a finish then Celtic would be declared champions.
A vote all 12 teams including the angers voted for and confirmed last Friday. Do not tainted Celtic are champions based upon the rules of the competition. the rangers titles won during the ebt years is a discussion for another day. But as many of Rangers fans seem to say they feel very happy the way rangers are just now they feel Dave king has left them in a great financial state.
They feel Steven Gerrard is doing great as a manager and think the team is playing amazing. They think the future looks really good for their team. me as a Celtic fan I’m exceptionally happy the way my team and club are doing as a whole winning trophies and doing well off the park as I was in the stands during rangers 9iar.
And lastly I think peter Lawwell was probably invited and asked to speak as he is chief executive of the biggest club in the country and has a wealth of knowledge and experience. I enjoy banter like this guys no nastiness. stay safe!
15 May 2020 16:18:30
Big p, no false info, lol, what a crew youse are, delottie, brilliant, just brilliant.
14 May 2020 07:43:32
Those who choose to continue to attend the away games of those who voted against have to weigh up the contradiction of supporting our players (who are professionals that can handle hostile atmospheres) whilst at the same time putting blue pounds into those clubs' coffers, ensuring they survive to vote against us time and time again.
Personally I've drawn a line in the sand. no away games till the corruption is exposed, followed by several resignations.