Rangers Banter Archive July 14 2011

14 Jul 2011 23:49:02
Cuellar on his way back . Goodwillie to Follow . Norrieb

14 Jul 2011 23:07:27
400k WTF he better be a bargain buy that is gona flurish
I've lost all faith in this whyte c**t
Ortiz is s**te so far, 3 games and he looked p*sh, hope he pulls through and has some kind of spark.
Penny pinching that is going on is unreal, yes ok he cleared our debt but jeez come on the team need fresh faces, don't need to be a genious to see that. I dont care if he doesnt sign anyone next year but we need players this year..... and soon
Its a joke, everyone surely feels the same, 3 games and 3 loses. We wanted to win those matches theres no point in coming out with this crap that we were just getting the team to gel etc..... what, cos we got 1 new player we need to "gel", its the same team as last season that won the double Am getting worried an the league aint even started

COME ON WHYTE GET YOU WALLET OUT FFS
Am beginning to wonder if he is a person Anyone would think he was a person at this rate

14 Jul 2011 22:34:58
Ed046, are you the new full time ed for the Rangers site? If so are you a Rangers fan? Welcome to the site.

GovanFR {Ed046's Note - yes i am the full time ed and i will be the ed uploading the posts unless i am available. I am a die hard rangers fan and thank you for welcoming me to the site my friend

Glad to hear a fellow bear is the editor, keep the second place mob at bay haha.

GovanFR

You will be uploading the posts unless you are available? {Ed046's Note - i meant to say *unless i am not available, it was nice of you to point it out.

14 Jul 2011 22:31:01
Rangers to offer £5m for Pavlechenko to be funded by selling Bougherra to Aston Villa £8m plus cuellar as part of deal. Work in ibrox superstore and I am privy to these deals. 100% genuine Bluenose Billy {Ed046's Note - that post is embarrassing

8m + cuellar ... wit the hell are you smoking ? can a get a half q on tic .. lol

This is a celtic fan on posting tht. seriously thats thm coming on posting this thn going bk yo their page for a giggle

:D eight million plus cuellar for booberrah :D

14 Jul 2011 22:23:44
Does Craig Whyte actually have this "war chest"

Yes = Believable
No = Unbelievable

14 Jul 2011 21:56:47
cmon guys , , all we seem to talk about is goodwillie, , i might be missing something but has he turned into messi overnight, , i have never heard such tripe being spoke about him

Totally agree, get him tae f*ck. Wee neddy bas*tard. Why don't we go the whole hog and sign Riordan, another wee pr*ck I dinnae want players with this kind of rep at my club. Goodie...git tae fu*k..Goodie Goodie git tae fu*k..etcetc

Baybear

14 Jul 2011 21:18:19
DGW is only cup tied for uefa cup now. If they qualify for the NEXT round and he plays, he will be cup tied for all European ties. If villa had stuffed Rapid Vienna last year Jelavic would have been available to play. Europa league? Where the top teams play? Lol

14 Jul 2011 21:09:49
Anyone know what time the Champions League draw is tommorow and if it is on TV

11.00am skysports news

14 Jul 2011 21:00:52
just because goodwillie played today doesnt mean we wont bid for him. he would NOT be available for our champions league qualifiers but would be available to play in the group stages if we get there. However if we play in the europa league at any point this season he would NOT be available for that either FACT. the real question is do we really want a player that could getting charged with rape and assault. IF he is guilty he is no better than imo.
johnger

Totally agree

I've been posting it for days....they must all be thick.

Goodwillie might actually get jailed for his assault charge, as it's his 3rd since 2008, then he has a rape charge, which if he's guilty, will guarantee him a long stretch....i just don't understand why people think we should sign him, Malky McKays directors have told him to drop the interest as well.

14 Jul 2011 20:51:16
another problem is we need to sign players we want to play in Europe by the 21st july, 7 days and counting down

14 Jul 2011 20:46:44
Ive given up my season ticket now anyway looks like Ill spend my winters at home and watch tv plenty good drama on telly nowadays even on football sites lol

14 Jul 2011 20:18:53
Rangers about to come in with a second take it or leave it bid in the region of £500,000 plus add ons for Raul Rodriguez Better news is that Madjid Bougherra may now stay with the club
Personally, I will be a happy man by August if Rangers can get Raul Rodriguez a left back and another a striker with cash and then perhaps a couple of loan deals

Rangers may have liked to sign a few Bosmans and loan deals first but they may have to purchase on a few then think about some Bosmans/loans afterwards

14 Jul 2011 20:16:08
So Ally Mcoist says Mr Whyte is totally behind him in the transfer market, yet we have once again failed to meet a players valuation regardless if we have not heard to rodriguez ally wanted him so Mr Whyte where was the backing? i am sick n tired of us bidding for players and i getting rejected, mr whyte u need to put up or shut up

14 Jul 2011 20:05:57
believable or un people on ...........
what do u people think now of craig whyte seeing how low the offers are on players as for lee wallace ? cuellar ? and by the looks of things rodreguez ? ( not correct spelling i know ) maybe just maybe the old board were right on watching what he was like. I know im not the only rangers fan thinking this just think we need to talk about it.......

I think mr Whytes wants to drive a hard bargain....but his bids have been ridiculous.... I know money is tight....but there is being tight and then there is taking the mick

14 Jul 2011 19:21:00
BREAKING NEWS........Whyte seen in discussions with a top agent..... No wait... He was in the chippy, ordered a fish supper.. Told "thats £5.00 please"..... Mr Whytes response...." how bout £2.50".

Are you trying to say all Scots are tight fisted? I'm from N.I. and I have never met a mean Scotsman, not in a pub anyway

Haha... No... I'm Scottish myself... But I am saying a certain owner of rangers fc is extremely tight

Aye and Ally wi be lucky to get the change out of that to spend

14 Jul 2011 18:47:29
on the best teams wy not try best english internationals at Ibrox, dutch 11 and a Scottish so we can see what we had and never to see again

I do not understand this post, but I think it could be interesting.

Dutch, wattereus, rickson , konterman van bronkhurst, de boer
mid -numan, huistra, de boer ( one more)
fwd van vossen, mols

English
woods
stevens , butcher, roberts, ball
stevens, gascoigne, wilkins, walters
wallace , hateley
now this is a good team

Goram

hutton weir gough roberston
mccall
B ferguson I ferguson
durrant cooper

mccoist

Goram

hutton weir gough roberston
mccall
B ferguson I ferguson
durrant cooper

mccoist

Maybe drinkell and hately, wallace wis s**te

14 Jul 2011 17:53:19
Just out of interest. If you were to pick a Rangers first 11 from existing and past Rangers players, name the player you would pick for each position? {Ed046's Note - goram
jadine gough butcher numan
laudrup durrant albertz cooper
mcoist hately

with the manager being Sir Walter Smith, other people are very welcome to post their teams and i will upload them as i am curious to see your opinions.

Goarm
robertson-gough-weir
laudrup-durrant-wilkins-walters
mccoist-hatley-jelavic {Ed046's Note - i wouldn't put jelavic in there yet...

Mcgreggor

Greig Gough Amoruso Papac

Laudrup Gazza (Young) Barry Ferg Cooper

Mccoist Hately

Goram
Hutton Gough Buther Numan

Grieg Gattuso Van Bronckhorst Cooper

Hately McCoist

Alexander
Porinni Wilson Broadfoot
Konterman Kerkar Hughes Diouf
Rozental Johansson Negri {Ed046's Note - what a very good team lol but i dont know why alexander is there.

My team is Goram Jardine Gough Butcher Grieg Baxter Gascoigne Laudrup Cooper McCoist Hateley {Ed046's Note - very good team

I just can't think of a worse goalie, I'm sure we must have had a duff at some point lol. All in the name of banter. {Ed046's Note - what about letizi? lol

Goram
Hutton
Robertson
Gough
Butcher
Van Bronkhorst
Albertz
Gazza
Laudrup
Hatley
Jelavic

Worst goalie has to be ally maxwell {Ed046's Note - thats a good squad

Goram
Stevens Gough Butcher Numan
Laudrup Durrant Gazza Cooper
Hately McCoist
In Ally We Trust
Followfollow81 {Ed046's Note - nice squad

Goram
Jardine Gough Butcher Greig
Laudrup Souness Baxter Cooper
Hately Johnston

My best 11
Klos
Stevens gough boughy numan

Laudrup gascoigne gattuso van bronkhorst

Mcoist negri

Jelavic ahead of mcmoist :D hutton had one good season and is in an all time team :D:D:D mcgregor ahead of andy goram :d wow

14 Jul 2011 17:41:07
I think they should make a british superleague in the summer. with 24 teams competing

-8 from scotland ( top teams plus cup winners )
-8 from england
-4 from wales
-4 from NI

They should play it in a different country though and make a lot of dough whilst spreading different teams to other place

eight groups of three
winners go to 2 groups of 4
final

Group 1
Linfield
Birmingham
Celtic

group 2
Rangers
Bangor
Man city

group 3
Crusaders
man utd
hearts

group 4
chelsea
motherwell
TNS
Group 5
Kilmarnock
Arsenal
Glentoran

group 6
ICT
Stoke
Llanelli

Group 7
Liverpool
Dundee United
Lisburn

Group 8
Spurs
St Johnstone
Neath

Wouldnt work teams like arsenal n chelsea can make millions doing tours in other countries

14 Jul 2011 16:26:26
Goodwillie is not welcome nor required at Ibrox. He is trouble. Dixon will not come either nor Wallace. I have no problem with SPL clubs wanting to keep their best players however we will not be f@@ed about by these minnow clubs. If they hate Rangers so much fine, don't bring your a@@hole fans with you and we will happily spend nothing at yours, we and Celtic keep you alive.

Bears, we can do much better and will. Let's not mess about posting nonsense, let's keep this a real
rumour page or soon everyone will stay away.

Yorkston, Johnston, Romanov and Thompson: you're all gutter rats so do one.

As for voting, no need. If you think this is unbelievable, you're not a Bear.

14 Jul 2011 16:18:09
Vaughan-knockback
Hemed-knockback

14 Jul 2011 15:48:55
Goodwillie not signing 4 rangers playing for Dundee utd right now in Europa cup now cup tied

14 Jul 2011 15:28:29
I dont want to start anything nasty but can someone clarify with me the songs we are not aloud to sing

The hokey cokey

R we allowed to sing uvf songs as they are political not sectarian?

R we allowed to sing the song will u stand it doesnt say anything sectarianist

Fail fail the selts are queer Lol

I'd play it safe and stick to singing Beatles songs, or songs from another popular and successful band. Perhaps Alex Salmond should be invited to Ibrox do his own rendition of "Hey Jude" since he cares so much about what people sing at Ibrox. Maybe he's a jealous Celtic supporter.

We ARE allowed to sing 'Bob the Builder', 'Agadoo' and 'Nelly the Elephant'. Anything else may be offensive to someone out there

Is it true that the nursery rhyme humpty dumpty is banned from scottish football as it insults catholics?

Is it true that the nursery rhyme humpty dumpty is banned from scottish football as it insults catholics?

50,000 blind mice lol

14 Jul 2011 13:29:47
Everyone on this site needs to WAKE UP

I am sick to death of hearing of transfer targets that dont happen. Whyte is a liar and a conman, we wont sign anyone of a high standard. He said we are going to spend 5m, maybe more. So far £500k. We wont even pay 2m for our main target - Goodwillie. He will play tonight and will be cup tied.
Please vote using agree or disagree

We will never make the CL group stages unless we get 4 new players which is never gonna happen in time

Is whyte good for Rangers = agree
Is whyte not good for rangers = disagree

Remember folk the transfer window is open just 13 days .
also rangers signed all there players in august last season and the year we signed edu, davis, bougherra, mendes etc they were al signed in august its just becuase season starts earlier that everyones panicking .. dont forget the team that won the league last season is still there .. this is one of the reasons why we are the people ..

Goodwillie will not be cup-tied ya moron he will only be cup-tied if utd get into europa league an thats highly unlikely

I'm not panicking not just yet Judge Whyte at the end of the window I'm confident we will get a few players in before the Hearts game. Roll on the 23rd Step up and Play The Machine Seem to Say........

Billyboy1

Where would we be without whyte?? selling whitts, shagger, davis, bouggie and jela thats where your just a fickle fools-nobody wanted to buy us but whyte- i have faith in him just because he s sensible with money doesnt make him a bad thing judge him in a couple of season not 1 month- you all need to take a look at yourselfs- get behind the club and its management
steve

Yes but the new season starts 23rd July, players should be brought in now.

Jelavic played in the qualifiers for Rapid and he was cup tied you fool - same for Goodwillie - he cannot play for the Gers in europe this season now - FACT

We wont get him anyway as whyte is a crook and has no money {Ed046's Note - i have just been discussing this with a fellow ed and this is what he had to say to me....You cannot play for two teams in the same competition (i.e. Suarez). There is also a January amnesty for one player who has appeared in a different competion - regardless of whether his team has been knocked out or not (i.e. Torres). hope this helps yous as it helped me

Yes but the new season starts 23rd July, players should be brought in now.

Why?, Surely with the squad we have we should be able to knit a close unit together that will win the games until the 1st of september

McGregor
Papac
Weir or Raul
Boughie
Whittaker
McCulloch
Davis
Edu
Wylde
Naismith
Jelavic

(Lafferty Injured of course)

Subs:
Alexander
Broadfoot
Cole
Ness
Ortiz
Hutton
Fleck
Bendiksen
The lads from Man City


Seems like a strong starting 11 to me

Trust me, End of July, and August all the EPL players will be advised that they're not in the 25 man squad, there will be undoubtedly a good number of players made available.

Rikkisixx

14 Jul 2011 11:26:47
guess who the new edd on the liverpool rumours sight supports oh yes RANGERS lmao.ive already asked him has he gotten over his hangover yet.
chelsea billy {Ed001's Note - he is the new Rangers ed, not Liverpool, he was just covering on there while everyone else was asleep.}

14 Jul 2011 11:10:03
I'm starting to think that maybe Murray, Bain etc. were right about their warning to gers fans.some stupid posts on here from people that live in a dream world, lets face facts.I myself bought into the fantasy web of lies that we were spun at the end of last season and geniunely believed that we would make 3-4 top quality signings in the region of £5million each.Mr Whyte or Mr not quite as he should be called was quoted in saying that the first initial season would require more investement than normal.so far Hemed-FREE Conway-FREE Danns-FREE Ortiz-Undisclosed and now for the big one Rodriguez-£400k.If this is more investment than we are normally gonna throw about then I for one cant wait for next season.This is a worrying time for us Gers fans and Im talking about the real ones who fork out their hard earned cash to the club.Its easy to sat WATP or have faith but maybe we should all WAKE UP and see whats happening to our club and start asking questions.Govan Rear Ger

I sincerely agree with you here. I too am concerned about the lack of signings for FREE individuals. A few of those players who were free should have been given a good enough wage to secure them. Its only common sense that we could sell them on for a fee that would probably cover the cost of their wages anyways.

Mr Not Quite is too much of a businessman who doesn't know how to buy players...he might know how to buy houses but houses dont have an opinion and cant talk back.

10mil warchest was clearly a lie and i hope to heaven that it will turn out to be available to spend because so far we have lost so many good players that we should have had and only spent a fraction of what was promised. He'd better do what he said or come the end of august if we dont have any decent players in where we've spent a decent amount of money, i fear there will be quite a few rangers fans who wont be renewing the season tickets.

Who said there would be 3-4 quality signings of 5mil each?? It certainly wasn't Coisty or Whyte. What McCoist said was he wanted quality over quantity, which my friend is a completely different equation. The close season is frustrating at the moment no doubt about it and I would settle for Goodwillie never mind anyone else and I dont rate him that highly.

However ask yourself this; where would we be right now had Whyte not bought us?

I'll tell you, no Whittaker, no Greegsy, probably no Davis as well as everyone else who left on loan. And not one penny of that earned would be back in the squad. And what about the debt and the bank? They would still have control and we would still have a reduced debt of around 12 million What then???? Do you think B Murray and King would have put 25 million into the club, NO Do you think the bank were ever going to let them invest from an unnamed investor, into the team and not pay off any of the debt, which incidentally was their proposal? Cloud cookoo land son cloud cookoo land. In fact their proposal clearly indicated to me it was time for ALL of the current board to leave

Think about this: Johnston was employed by D Murray to do one thing and one thing only....TO SELL RANGERS. He didnt even manage to do that. CMON Please think about what your bitchin about. IS the situation we are in great? No its not, however let me say this the SPL is a victim of the EPL's massive pull. If you want to blame anyone, blame the Scottish Parliament for investing nothing in the game over the last 2 decades, blame the fat cats who run Scottish football for knocking back SKY when they nothing to fall back on, even blame the banks for causing this bloody mess we are all still in financially But by God give Ally and Whyte a bloody chance to see what they can do, WE HAVE NOT EVEN KICKED A BALL IN THE SEASON YET CMON {Ed046's Note - a very good post my friend and i have stated before if Whyte did not buy our beloved club, we wouldn't of put our best players down on long term contracts and they probably would of went for diddy prices.

14 Jul 2011 11:03:17
Ok guys, lets calm down people are losing their minds over the fact we missed out on a few bosmans (dont get me wrong, i wanted danns conway and hemed to sign too) but the fact we didnt sign them does not mean we couldnt afford them The wages are there (mccgregor 26k, whitteker 20k) The players obvioslly wanted more than we thought they were worth, because i beleve that if the chance to sign a player that ally thinks will be a star player then he will pay them the 20-25k their asking for.I also beleive this will happen after the epl clubs name their 25
Apart from anything, we only need a couple of 1st team players and a few squad players, the season starts very soon and i think we (give or take a player) have the sarting 11 to deal with it, this would be mine......

gk, mccgregor
rb, whitteker
lb, papac
cb, bougherra (for now)
cb, weir or new signing
rm, ortiz
lm, wylde (until lafferty is fit then naismith will play here)
cm, davis
cm, big jig
st, naismith
st, jelavic


Namba

14 Jul 2011 10:22:24
Rangers await the knock back from Espanyol for Raul Rodriquez.

Rangers " how much do you want for him"
Espanyol " £500k "
Rangers " Here's 400 "
Espanyol " No did you not hear us we said 500"
Rangers " Ok here's 450 and we'll throw in a gord "
(Life of brian)
Espanyol " We don't want Gord - on Smith " ..
Rangers 3 days later " Ok here you go 500"
Espanyol " cheers - Raul get on the plane "
Rangers " Ola, how does £8k a week grab you senor"
Raul " it doesn't i'm off to Leyton Orient "..

Just give them the bloody 500k and stop the feckin about or were not going to get anyone in at this rate ...

Your aff your head man ...

Hahaha...totally agree.

Rangers and Hamed

Rangers "I see your free"
Hamed "Yes i am"
Rangers "How would you like to come and view Murry Park and Ibrox?"
Hamed "Yes please"
Rangers "Here is our Elite Stadium and fantastic multi-million pound training ground..."
Hamed "Wow, this is brilliant"
Rangers "Our plans are that you will play up front with Jelavic, we were recently bought over for £1, but we do have lots of money to spend on new players, this is a new era for this amazingly famous club"
Hamed "Oh ok, sounds positive"
Rangers "Lets discuss wages...what are you looking for in terms of a package?"
Hamed "I'm not sure, probably in the region of about £20,000 p.w."
Rangers "Ohhhhhh, well, mmmmm, you see the problem is we've just given big whittaker (our best player) a deal worth about £5,000,000 for the next few years so were a bit short on the ground. How about £8,000 and you get to wear the number 9 shirt?"
Hamed "I'll think about it...(get me the f*ck outta here - he thinks to himself)
Rangers "that went well, looks like he's in the bag, better call the Daily Record"
Hamed "Nice stadium, nice training ground, some decent players and good ambition but they aint going anywhere when the give mediocre players amazing wages and expect me to play for £8,000p.w.). I wonder does Yeovil still have that offer of £20,000p.w. on the table?
Hamed "Hello, Mr McCoist? I have thought about your offer and although its really tempting, i can't accept it. I've decided to go to Yeovil instead, the weather in Scotland is too cold for me"
Rangers "Hello Daily Record? Just to confirm we have lost our main target to Yeovil, after lengthly discussions around terms, he's opted for Yeovil because the weather doesn't suit him"
McCoist "Mr Whyte, he wont come because the weathers too cold...
Mr Whyte "Ok next free target...Craig Conway, he'll come, he's on £5,000p.w. at Dundee United and its just as cold there as it is here, get him on the phone, offer him £4,000p.w. plus £100 of shopping vouchers per month. He wont turn us down..."
Conway "Get to fu*k..."

That's so funny. Good one, but probably realistic haha

Was hemed not over before we signed whittaker on a new deal {Ed046's Note - yes well before.

Was hemed not over before we signed whittaker on a new deal {Ed046's Note - yes well before.

14 Jul 2011 09:07:00
This is the 1st time i can remember when we've been abroad pre-season, we've never won a game & what makes it worse, we haven't even scored a goal.
It shows Weir & Bigfoot cannot play on a regular basis & we MUST get signings in NOW.

Ally must have noticed broadfoot is a bombscare. the ark royal can turn faster than him. big bother if he is going to start in the centre big bother.

Bigfoot is a disgrace to the Rangers cause, what on earth possessed anyone to sign a player who has a 50p head and 2 left feet?