Rangers Banter Archive September 10 2013

10 Sep 2013 21:44:17
Well done lee wallace! Class player unlucky not to score on final whistle!

Yeah, well done Wallace,
maybe if he had been given more time, who knows?

They won!

10 Sep 2013 12:54:08
With all the Boardroom upheaval and the current Jim Spence/BBC row, it seems some have taken their eye off what is important, "The Team". So I think it now falls to me to rectify this, "My team, Rangers are the best team in the world", "we have the best support in the world", "we have the biggest and better history than anyone else in the world", "we are now playing better football than anyone else in the world", "we have better strips than anyone else in the world", "we have better grass than anyone else in the world", "we use better chalk than anyone else in the world", "we eat more pie's than anyone else in the world", "we tell better jokes than anyone else in the world", "we have bigger smiles than anyone else in the world", "we have better Banter than anyone else in the world".
Anyone who disagrees " COME AHEAD " " The banter is waiting.

DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT?

@ op words of a true knuckle dragger who's also a keyboard gangster so you bring on the banter

Might be an idea to lay off that "better grass" for a while.

Paddy Malarkey

Paddy I travelled to Amsterdam and couldn't find Grass like that lol it must be glue.

Larky Bear

Op keep it up media matt (crozier) is lying in wait for you LOL

Paddy and Co (sounds like a company Celtic would use to hoover the trophy room). SORRY, couldn't resist that.
I'm a "knuckle dragger", "I'm a "gangster", I'm on the "better grass".
But I think I must also be correct as there is nothing in these posts to say or prove otherwise (although to be fair it would be hard to disprove an opinion). You see to ME those statements are true, when you support a team (any team) they become just that "THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD" and why shouldn't they, My childhood was wrapped in my team, my memories are consumed with them, the great wins, the great players, the excitement of Ibrox. History is what you remember, what you see and what you read, If I believe Rangers are still "MY TEAM" and will continue to ad to my memories then what harm is there in that (why try and destroy someone's memories for nothing more than spite), Rangers, "MY RANGERS" are doing me proud and I hope that one day you will have this feeling about your club's, then, and only then will you truly understand,
"IT'S ALIVE" "IT'S ALIVE I TELL YOU" "IT'S COMING TO GET YOU" "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE" "NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM IN SPACE" "SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED" "ET PHONE HOME" "OUCH".!!?

Larky Bear, the only glue I require is the "bond" with my team (it's the strongest glue in the world).
"NO, NOT AGAIN" "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE" "SHUT UP, I'M STILL TALKING" "THE VOICES, THOSE GODDAM VOICES" "MAKE THEM GO AWAY MUMMY" "CONSIDERING THIS IS A 45 MAGNUM ICE CREAM, YOU'VE GOT TO ASK YOURSELF, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY" "WELL DO YOU PUNK" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Sorry Chaps, got a bit carried away on the "banter", you know how it is, never even introduced myself properly first, how rude.
It's all mind over matter, if you don't mind, then it doesn't matter. got to make the honest folk smile, bring on Arbroath on Saturday "I FEEL LUCKY".

Holy macaroni - wtf - Is this George's wee brother - chat and CAPITALS. Love the passion though.

Chillax Daddy'O, Passion is my middle name (well actually it's not but it would be great if it was, I'm now thinking of the times I introduced myself to the lady's as I was growing up). Just trying to have some light hearted banter, sometimes it works, sometimes it don't, but it's never meant to offend, upset or/and be annoying (probably failed on that one), so to clarify please read the exclaimer below.

The management and overseers of this brain have no affiliation to anything that is said or written by mouth or hands and do not necessarily agree with any or all of the above, any complaints therefore should be made to ears and eyes as not to confuse the situation any more. Memories are copyright protected, revealing or broadcasting of them in part or whole without written consent of the owner is strictly prohibited and may result in sever booing.

OP better to hang off the we eat more pie's than anyone else, especially when everyone know's it's Ally that's ate all the pie's
Tam

Don't worry OP it was the Royal We (and no, I don't mean her Maj's toilet habit's), Ally is just doing his bit for the cause, what a true blue.

10 Sep 2013 08:54:39
What is Banter?

It would seem that whenever I post a comment on this site there are certain types condemning them.

I for one would never condescend to take the horse to the water, however, have a look at the Urban Dictionary definition of the word banter >

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

Think it was LarkyBear who posted recently that he would never take as a given whatever is posted on here - anyone got a sledgehammer!

It is apparent that whenever I call the troops to rally and get behind Ally, his team, and The Famous Glasgow Rangers all the dissenters and darksiders come on - I really cannot help but think of them sitting at their PC, unshaven, lighting matches with their hoodies on hating those who have a successful career and a wife to match with all the trappings that come with it.

On a particular cogent theme, it would appear that the 'Extraordinary' EGM looks as if it is going ahead. This is very good news as it would seem that Mr McColl and his group have enough share power to force this through.

I commend them for not accepting the carrot and the addendum that came with it. It is most important that Mr McColl stands by his agenda and does not give sway to any watered down commitments by the current board.

I AM RANGERS!

Matt Crozier

Matt. Your trying too hard, maybe you should read tour own definition

I think you got me wrong MC Hammer what a wonderful way with words you have. I believe I was trying to say if everyone believed everything that was wrote on here they need there heads checked likes many do.
I have an open mind and make decisions for myself. I do not however come on here constantly trying a show of superiority be it with a Gers Fan or Tim. Your "Banter" is certainly original & intelligent maybe too intelligent for the average reader but it is also bloody boring.

I AM LARKY BEAR, I HAIL FROM LARKHALL,
I SUPPORT GLASGOW RANGERS, I AM ONE VERY SMALL PEICE OF THE PUZZLE, I AM NOT THE DEFINITION OF RANGERS NOR DO I SPEAK FOR RANGERS. I AM ONLY HERE FOR THE BANTER stuff these capitals I'm sounding like George but Matt you need to take it easy man your "banter" is like trying to sit through an episode of Frasier or worse yet Downton Abbey.

I AM SH*TEY TELEVISION.

Larky Bear

10 Sep 2013 13:33:56
Matt you have avery high opinion of yourself, it sits well with your 5th year school magazine writing style. It's easy to think you're so clever when you're too young to know better so we can forgive you whilst we yawn. Suppose you must be at least 16 if your inference that you have a wife is to be believed. What's she called, Sally by any chance?

Matt urban dictionary? I think you are reading too many comic books and watching far too much cartoon network.
Don't worry you might get that part in the school play that your after
Peter Cardiff

10 Sep 2013 17:00:04
Always get the impression Matt isn't actually a Rangers fan. Maybe employed by a PR department to distract from what is really important for Rangers at this vital time in our history.

10 Sep 2013 17:15:54
How ironic, trying to slag off others for being so serious when you are so riled by other posts that you actually scurry off to check some dictionary definition of "banter" to try to "prove" some inane point. "Methinks" (as you are won't to say) you are the one taking yourself too seriously. How many dictionaries did you have to consult before you found a definition that suited you anyway? For your next little project try looking up "irony". And "tw#t" while you're at it.

A-ha! Partridge is back! Another belter Matt! lol

10 Sep 2013 19:21:33
@5 are you for real, employed by pr department listen m8 I love coming on here to indulge in banter you get a laugh from some crazy mothers, some think I am crazy they tell me often enough, but come on it is the same people who are on here all the time, do you think the pr mob are trying 2 get 2 the masses through matt because if you do you are the craziest mother of all, now matt may be articulate with his posts & think he knows more than most with his views but he seems 2 me that he wants what's best for RANGERS & that is not a crime in my book last week he asked anybody if they knew of any kids that wanted 2 play for RANGERS boys club & told them where they played trained & times now that sounds like a genuine fan 2 me, so keep on annoying every1 with your posts matt you crazy mother
Andhol bears

Surely banter is simply a wee bit good natured flexing of wit between folk? Just a bit of cheeky one-upmanship for a laugh?
I've never read anything good natured in your posts Master Crozier and I've yet to see any of your posts evoking anything other than irritation from others. Maybe it is your age and you're getting banter and trolling confused?
There is nothing in your posts that constitutes wit other than constant fu*kwitery on your behalf.
Please don't feel you need to respond, I've had a long day working with challenging kids and cannae be ar53d dealing with another one.

Haha F*ckwittery belter BB.

Larky Bear

A ha! Yet again Matt supplies us with total genius
Do you have a son Fernando?lol
I bet you supported Green last year with his Christmas message and pointing at "them" while crowds gathered to buy tickets. Did you que and accept his cups of tea that day? Did you Matt support and cheer his every word as he played honest decent fans for fools as they craved a saviour who stood up against the so called haters?
You have tried playing the no one likes us card (as did Charles green)
What's next young man?"
Shona Baird

Sorry, tried to read it, really did, couldn't understand it, what's it all about?
Hmmm, definition of banter, now let me think. *. *. , nope, still don't get it, could you explain it again, maybe in the form of mime or possible just add subtitles.
Sorry Mat, only having some banter, at least I think I am, you couldn't check for me could you?.

Larky bear wrote "I AM ONE VERY SMALL PEICE OF THE PUZZLE".
Got me thinking, if I were a puzzle, what puzzle would I be?.
Couldn't be a crossword (to many on here as it is), Maybe a sudoko (oh, the memories of getting nine in a row).
Yes definitely a sudoko, Thanks Lanky bear, what puzzle are you?.