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02 Sep 2019 09:22:48
Jones potentially out for some time with a knee injury, Middleton and Murphy on loan, Kent not returning, Candeais gone, Grezda not in the picture, that leaves us with only one winger Oh no! How are we going to break teams down like that?

1.) 02 Sep 2019 10:39:58
Barker, Arfield, Ojo - while hardly the depth of Barcelona it's a bit more than 'one winger'.

2.) 02 Sep 2019 10:52:34
Arfield is wasted trying to play anywhere other centrally.

3.) 02 Sep 2019 11:21:16
although I think arfield best position is more central, he can play right midfield. I can see another attempt at signing Kent today.

4.) 02 Sep 2019 11:46:14
Scotty Arfield ain't a winger rfcrb1872!Barker and ojo are wingers.

5.) 02 Sep 2019 11:50:50
Arfield is not a winger.

6.) 02 Sep 2019 11:54:56
apart from barker and ojo. u seem to be forgetting docherty. and murphy has not been loaned as yet (in fact neither has hastie as yet) might reconsider hastie if jones is long term.

7.) 02 Sep 2019 12:41:56
Yeah, he was shocking out wide during the split.

8.) 02 Sep 2019 12:44:40
barker is injured and untried, arfield isn't a winger. neither is ojo.

9.) 02 Sep 2019 12:57:37
Sky reporting Ryan Kent in £7mill talks with RANGERS 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧.

10.) 02 Sep 2019 13:02:22
Just heard Kent is on his way phew at last I had almost given up hope!

11.) 02 Sep 2019 13:02:27
Kent signing today for £7M.

12.) 02 Sep 2019 13:03:18
I don't rate Ohno and Arfield is not a winger, fortunately Kent is on his way!

13.) 02 Sep 2019 13:12:20
I think it looks like Kent is coming now! Permanent deal almost agreed. Maybe the boards hands been forced following that performance yesterday and Jones getting himself injured!

14.) 02 Sep 2019 13:13:17
Kent should be over the line today 7mil.

15.) 02 Sep 2019 13:28:36
Sky now reporting we have agreed 7million with Liverpool for Kent.

16.) 02 Sep 2019 14:52:37
Kent is returning my friend! 7 mil offer accepted.



01 Aug 2019 21:10:13
Here's a thought. Rangers knew exactly what they were doing in the kit fiasco and gambled on getting away with it and had they done so they planned to buy Kent but when it became apparent that their gamble had backfired they dropped the plan hence the timing of SG announcement that they had given up hope of bringing Kent back to Ibrox?

1.) 01 Aug 2019 22:30:32
They never planned to buy Kent you came up with a BS story that they would and now trying to cover yourself.

2.) 02 Aug 2019 09:17:34
GANNET10 a wee question for you my friend. You have always insisted on here, that ryan kent wasn't that good or consistent and wouldn't be a big a big loss if we didn't sign him. I like many others on here said he is a cracking winger and would have loved him to sign with us, on a permanent or another loan deal. How would you feel if ryan kent was playing against us for celtic this season? Because i wouldn't be in the least surprised, if they tried to sign kent. There's stories doing the rounds that they quite possibly will try and sign kent. Me personally, it would make me physically sick, if i had to watch ryan kent playing against rangers, in that rag of a hoops jersey. He would obviously have the ability to hurt us badly.

3.) 02 Aug 2019 09:57:51
SGL if they sign him for £7m then it would not bother me as he is simply not worth that money in Soctland but if they sign him for £3m and we could have, this would be a conern. Good player though he is, he his not worth the figures being touted about. Ask yourself why Liverpool are apparently prepared to let him go.

4.) 02 Aug 2019 10:03:31
Living up to your name, muppet. DK knew what he was doing and hoped to get away with it, true. But the rest makes as much sense as the Swedish chef.

5.) 02 Aug 2019 12:51:50
People saying Celtic after kent need to stay aff the fkn glue.

6.) 02 Aug 2019 12:56:05
hi fellow bears
look its fairly simple! we will have to do a deal with sports direct . end of! we cannot use elite hummel! end of! dave king has said any financial settlement will be paid! end of! the club has stated we will not be without a shirt sponsor next year! so can we move on now please

7.) 02 Aug 2019 14:34:54
The club/ Dave king said he'd dealt with SD/ the fatman before. Dave says a lot. The situation regarding kit/ merchandise is a joke! End of!

8.) 02 Aug 2019 15:11:52
how is it a joke we were getting 7p in the £ got rid of that now we have to do a new deal what's the problem mr grumpy? the situation is a hell of a lot better than getting next to feck all now at least we can try and do a deal with sports direct they have been told to sit down and strike a deal its in all parties interest. if dk hadnt got us out of that ridiculous deal where would we be now. up to our eyes in debt to ashley and his cronies or i shudder to think where we would have ended up. like i said just do a deal that suits all parties it is actually that simple.

9.) 02 Aug 2019 16:23:14
Mols the question you ask me is very easy to answer pal. Liverpool are prepared to let ryan kent go because they can't guarantee him game time,
with guys like salah, mane and firminio in front of him. Also klopp said that kent is too good to not be playing regularly for a good football club. He needs to be a settled regular in a starting 11,at his age now. Hope i've answered your question mols.

10.) 02 Aug 2019 16:38:36
Someone on here posted that the Hummel deal was a 5yr deal. Does that mean SD have to match that then we are tied to them ( albeit on the same terms as Hummel) for another 5 years?

11.) 02 Aug 2019 17:48:59
BS story? Not making sense? SG himself has stated that he wants Kent and was prepared to wait for as long as it takes so no question the SG agrees with me and many others on here about the value of having Kent back. Question is would rangers pay the asking price of £7m if they could afford it? I think so. If the SD fiasco had not raised its ugly head and they had moved out Grezda and another it would have been perfectly doable. The SD carry on has severely dented that possibility but tav could still go and Kent could come in on a permanent deal which is what I am claiming. Let’s see who is right!

12.) 02 Aug 2019 20:28:10
SGL comprehensive and probably fairly accurate response but in other words he is not good enough. We will see where he is playing his football in 5 years time. He will get a game every week in Scotland but no so sure about the EPL.

13.) 02 Aug 2019 21:09:10
Zikos, i can assure you the hummel kit deal was most definitely a 3 year deal, not a 5 year deal mate.

14.) 02 Aug 2019 22:27:05
Our lovable rogue Dave told us, the supporters he'd paid off the fatman, that obiviously wasn't true. The club has lost time and time again in court to SD/ the fatman, this costing the club money. Last season dave said the soft loans had been turned into shares. Sounds good, few days later we get another loan from close brothers. It ws only days ago the club was talking about expanding the stadium. Sounds good but obiviously either bull or many years away. After a decent summer of recruiting we should be talking about the upcoming season. Dave King is a chancer and full of it. End of!

15.) 03 Aug 2019 00:14:11
I have said in the past his stats are poor and they are stats don’t lie so they say.
He had 2 blinders against Celtic and slapped brown and to some fans that wear blue tinted specs he is a hero and the rest of the season he was bang average now that’s not me making anything up that’s stone cold hands facts mate.

16.) 03 Aug 2019 11:22:16
First time poster troops go easy, but GANNET, crazy the amount of people on here that are quick to say ryan kent isn't good enough, highly rated enough by 1. Steven Gerrard and 2. Jurgen Klopp, Liverpool manager of the best team Liverpool has seen in years winning the champions league and giving the best premier league side of this generation (man city) a run for their money for the league. Klopp took on Kent on their tour because he was potentially looking at first team football, fair enough it never worked out given the attacking options they had, but considering he was even considered and actually had a lot of praise from klopp after the tour goes to show you how highly rated he is, so don't and never will agree with the bashing of kent on here, stats aren't everything and we wouldn't have done half as good in the league last season. Kent is class.

17.) 03 Aug 2019 12:38:46
but again I understand that with such a price tag some people would be against a permanent move for kent as it is a totally different ball game for us to pay that money compared to English teams paying it.

18.) 06 Aug 2019 10:17:35
So far we have spent very little on players this transfer window and while better than what we had last season the majority of the players signed on free transfers are nothing more than squad players. If we are to win the league and make serious progress in Europe we still require a couple more quality players and that will cost money. Whether we should sign Kent at £7m is open to debate but that is the level of player we should be looking at. We should also be looking to sign a quality striker to play alongside Morelos, not to replace him. It will be a long season and if we progress to the Group Stages in Europe then we are still short of a quality squad.



01 Aug 2019 14:28:37
Well that's the first part of my prediction come true (we will sign Kent for £7m once we remove some of the deadwood) . I see the real valuation now being reported is £7m and not £12m. Depending on shipping out the relevant persons we will be signing Kent before the window shuts! Believe me or not!

1.) 01 Aug 2019 17:31:49
No we won't gerrard already said it's over for kent.

2.) 01 Aug 2019 17:41:59
Let's say it's true, spending just under 25% of your annual turnover on ONE PLAYER would be madness in your current situation. Kent is a fine player but he still has some developing to do and what if he got a long term injury. It's like us spending 25 million on one player, absolutely not going to happen.

3.) 01 Aug 2019 18:44:58
Forwarded the same info almost 2 months ago but the fee was closer to 6 mill, either way was never anywhere near the 12 mill the press claims.

4.) 01 Aug 2019 18:45:56
on loan only option. no way is he worth 7 million. he was just mentioned as player of year can't see him repeating that so value highest it ever will be. love kent don't get me wrong but not at 7 million we need to shop smarter 3 players for that money.

5.) 06 Aug 2019 10:20:43
Why not look to strike a deal with Liverpool to buy Kent for, say £5m, paid over two seasons with Liverpool getting 50% of any future sale proceeds over an above the £5m. That would be a good deal for both clubs given that Klopp does not appear to want him.




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23 Jan 2020 02:28:38
Gerrard delighted with the performance of his defence! Can someone remind him it was St mirren we were up against not Barcelona! And struggling to create chances against them and tiny Stranraer is not impressive and praise for Ohno who has been rubbish the majority of his time here. Really!



22 Jan 2020 21:43:44
Rangers struggling to score as usual. Without Morelos there is not enough fire power in that team. Midfield is too defence minded and limited goal threats. Desperately need an attacking number 10 someone with an eye for goal and it's not Aribo. Celtic will win the league if this continues.

1.) 22 Jan 2020 21:54:24
Agree, but think SG already knows this. Trying to walk the ball into the net. Too static in and around the box. Flannigan not up to it - missed Tav and would have liked to see young Paterson come on, and Kai Kennedy.

2.) 22 Jan 2020 22:07:05
Disgusted wi this lot o ours.
Just proves we are a one man team lose Morelos and we win nothing for many more years.
The manks gub killie on their plastic grass where we alwsys truggle as well.

3.) 22 Jan 2020 22:07:13
Have always said we wouldn’t know how much Tav means to team until he isn’t there.

4.) 22 Jan 2020 22:15:08
Always struggle.

Hope you realised my spelling mistakes.

5.) 22 Jan 2020 22:42:37
Blue billy b4 killies game at weekend they hadnt scored a goal since november. There on a terrible run.

6.) 23 Jan 2020 07:14:10
Disgusted? We played poorly and won, isn't that a good thing?

7.) 23 Jan 2020 08:49:19
Muppet, inclined to agree mate. Last night without tav was crazy how much rangers changed. lacked enthusiasm. charisma. excitement. Need to get a grip and stop relying on a single player .

8.) 23 Jan 2020 09:44:58
yeah Mt Grumpy a wins a win but why play poorly so often is my grump.



31 Dec 2019 07:19:57
Chris Sutton is out of order trying to get Morelos suspension increased. I personally have used the throat slit action many times throughout my life and can honestly say each time it was a sign to indicate I'm done, I'm stuffed etc and to suggest it was a threatening gesture towards Celtic fans is unfounded and nonsense. I enjoy Sutton on tv but this time he has gone too far and should be sacked.

1.) 31 Dec 2019 09:54:28
If you enjoy Sutton on TV then your sobriquet is very apt!

2.) 31 Dec 2019 10:42:17
Muppet if you say that you enjoy sutton on tv then you are aptly named. He is the biggest ars#hole of a bigot I have ever come across, and believe me I have seen and heard too many. Get a grip of yourself man.



08 Dec 2019 17:40:36
Gerrard should have avoided the substitutions they were dominant and playing against 10 men patience this time might have paid dividends the subs changed the game for the worse.

1.) 08 Dec 2019 18:11:01
Helander was injured, hence Katic, Kent IMO was not as direct as I would have liked, how many chances does Alfie need against that lot, yes, he was up against a goal keeper at his best today, but two of the shots he took would have been better passed inside in the 1st half, Aribo and Kent were waiting, but they got the goal we didn't, stat's don't win games, goals do. we need an instinctive poacher, I agree Stewart would have been a better option than Defoe today, and Barker I felt did okay when he came on. Goldsons only mistake today was fouling Edourd on the touchline which gave them the free kick they scored from. We must win on Thursday night, nothing else matters time, as it will steady the ship again.



15 Nov 2019 07:53:26
Lets put this argument to bed once and for all. Morelos is going nowhere in January. We are neck in neck with Celtic (I won't call them them mankies as some do), we are in a title race, looking as if we will qualify from the group stages, so very bad time to sell your star man. In addition, Morelos value is only going one way, UP UP UP, he is only 23 years old, tons of potential and may one day reach the highest level, prolific goal scorer, including Europe, tremendous work rate, Colombian internationalist, this guy will sell for £30+ in the summer, he is not going to be sold in January.




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20 Jan 2020 19:04:36
Kamberi is a dud!



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09 Jan 2020 21:54:08
Have you watched maric? He would flop here.



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19 Dec 2019 19:23:00
The problem with Docherty, he's just not good enough for where this team is heading. Shame as he is a true Ger and all heart, but if we want to go to the next level he is not good enough. As for Middleton, much more potential, but he is not exactly setting the heather on fire at Hibs.



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11 Dec 2019 08:40:04
So we pay a guy £65k a week to mentor Morelos! With the wages and lifestyle on offer one shouldn’t need any other motivation.



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07 Dec 2019 08:44:41
If Davis is out we are doomed he is our best player.




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26 Jan 2020 20:58:16
He’s a yard too slow now anyone can see that. There must be a young hungry talented striker out there somewhere.



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26 Jan 2020 20:55:20
Anyone can see Defoe is a yard short now at 37 was great player can still grab goals but he’s not the player he once was. He needs wingers and midfield to supply the opportunities that just didn’t happen and the one chance he had he was too slow.



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26 Jan 2020 20:50:00
Ohno class? What! As an ex footballer I identified him as a dud from the moment I saw him play and nothing has changed.



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26 Jan 2020 18:00:57
Ikpeazu are you joking 🙃.



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20 Jan 2020 19:09:59
Take Boyle, get rid of Jones, Barker and Ohno. As SGL says it would give us pace with a footballing brain on both wings. Jones and Barker have pace but that's it.