12 Aug 2018 22:43:31
Coulibaly was bitten by the most toxic snake in the world, After 3 days of excruciating pain the snake died.
When Graeme Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 4 missed calls from Coulibaly.
Coulibaly doesn't do press ups. he pushes the world down.
Coulibaly fell into a pit of deadly cobras and came out wearing a pair of snake skin boots.
When Coulibaly turned 18. his maw n da moved out.
Katic can kick the ball 80 metres. Coulibaly can kick Katic further.
12 Aug 2018 23:35:39
4 missed calls 😂😂.
12 Aug 2018 23:48:25
Coulibaly doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Before the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his wadrobe for Coulibaly.
Coulibaly can make onions cry!
When Coulibaly enters a room, he doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Coulibaly says its beef, then it's beef.
Kids p*ss their names into snow. Coulibaly p*sses his name into tarmac.
Coulibaly doesn't sleep. He waits!
Coulibaly can tackle you so hard that it actually alters your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their shins and shout "What The f*** was That? "
13 Aug 2018 07:07:36
Coullibaly squeezes the lemon juice oot ae an orange.
13 Aug 2018 08:27:17
Der goalie
Sure the snake one was said on a film about chuck Norris?
{Ed001's Note - they are all old Chuck Norris jokes from when the internet was young. There was even a thing where if you typed 'Chuck Norris' in Google search it took you to a page that just said: "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you.
Try a different person.
Try someone less dangerous.
13 Aug 2018 11:22:57
When Coulibaly goes for a operation he has to count back from 3 days ago.