23 Jan 2018 14:13:08
Hello Fellow Teddy Bears,
First time poster here but an avid reader of the page so I though it's about time I post something to contribute to the talking points.
Firstly I am just back from my holidays in Gran Canaria so "Bonjour" to you all. The weather was great thanks. As I probably know most of you were wondering what it was like. Well it was a steady 18 for the two weeks I was there.
I think the underlying problem is we are signing players who would never ever get near a Loan Rangers Jersey because we have not got the finances. To be honest probably Dorrans is the only player that would get into a Loan Rangers team from the past and that would still be on the subs bench along with Tonto.
We need to think outside the box on how we can raise more capital to invest in better players by utilising the facilities we already have in place.
For example the kitchen / canteen could be open from 7am until 10pm daily and we could do a food delivery service on the Just Eat app.
We could also register the players through an entertainment company to do guest appearances at night clubs like what Joey from Essex does. And we could give Mexican language courses for anyone who wants to learn Mexican.
This is just two ideas off the top of my head. imagine if we sat down around the camp fire and really thought about it, we could generate lots of Hi-Yo, Silver every month and that could mean we could sign better Mexican players. We might even be able to sign a Mexican player that some of us have heard of!
My point is we need to raise the cash, pontoon tickets, scratch cards, discos, car boot sales. Anyone else got anything else that could integrate into my solution for raising more capital?
Tchau Kemo sabe (my attempt at Brazilian).
23 Jan 2018 14:35:16
A few ideas from me -
1. We start to charge sad celtic fans with nothing worthwhile to fill their days to view and comment on Rangers forums. Seems to me business would be booming, a few quid a month and by my calculations our transfer kitty would be huge!
3. Donate Rodney / Loan Rangers / whatever guff name he thinks up next brain for scientific research. Only issue of this would be payment would most likely be based on size / weight so we would probably only get about a quid.
23 Jan 2018 14:46:16
Rodney Peckham I shouldn't laugh, but I couldn't help it. 😂😂😂 it was the canteen open 7am to 10pm that got me. Decent effort lol.
23 Jan 2018 15:11:08
Pretty funny to be fair 🤣 definitely need to get yourself a hobby though. Get outside and get some fresh air it's not good to be sitting inside in your pants eating cheetos all day.
23 Jan 2018 15:10:04
Rodney, as delboy would say, you are a plonker
23 Jan 2018 16:27:37
Rodney how much of your day did you spend trying to think that up or are you like the rest of the unwashed always thinking about rangers noticed your first sentence started with hello fellow teddy bears - you wish you plonker.
23 Jan 2018 16:34:06
Looks like Jackanory has got fed up with the notorious bigot in a suit stories and has reincarnated himself as a bluenose under the guise of RP. 🙉🙈ðŸµ
23 Jan 2018 17:25:44
Rodney peckham have you tried stand up because you're funny! Not!
And anyone who wants to learn Mexican? That would be Spanish! And Brazilians speak Portuguese so judging by your spew you would be 1 of them! Adios amigo ðŸ˜.
23 Jan 2018 19:05:17
rodney isn't tuesday your giro day think you have drank too much fairy liquid at the chemist today
23 Jan 2018 19:08:48
Jay Jay think it was a dog at the Rangers fans speaking Brazilian 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™‚ï¸
23 Jan 2018 19:30:53
Rodney peckham gee what is it with you and only fools we have had del. boy trigger etc to from you don't forget nagshead boycie casandra lovely jublie the devils child damion uncle albert grampa he who dares mickey jevon etc need i go on go get a life instead of spouting rubbish and disrespecting one of my fav tv programs
24 Jan 2018 08:46:05
Rodney, shut up you tart